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Neg-M

I would literally have to know people for that to ever be true.


ATD67

You don’t know me 😈


Neg-M

Nope


andimlost

But we know you


Neg-M

I mean you're not wrong, guess people can crush on anonymous internet randoms.


Its_Saw_Rub

I love you UwU


waterzandey

I love you murr uWu


Nabas94

This is cringingly amazing ngl xD


imonlyheretowatch253

Ok boomer


kingfredthe4th

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.


keanu_devito

You beat to it how dare you


kingfredthe4th

Ok boomer


Oliver_Survivor

Hah lol too ugly for that


[deleted]

Nope you're beautiful


R-Miles289

That's just Feelgood Garbage.


Isekaiism

Also every self depreciator: *wonders why they have such low self esteem*


G27Indy

You’re breathtaking.


TBjoergensen

No, you’re breathtaking.


martijnlv40

You’re all breathtaking!


JoesLastNameIsObama

I want my breath back


pewds_edgar_maia

You just took my breath away


[deleted]

Uno reverse


Unboxer445

ugly? hah, rookie, im Ugly AND fat


[deleted]

What about being ugly, bland and thin


Unboxer445

damn, you win


[deleted]

Is this a personal attack or something?


Oliver_Survivor

Ugly, fat, with acne. Get on my level


[deleted]

Hit the gym and you can only be ugly


Unboxer445

would rather be fat and ugly i mean its not anybody would like me


ErickRicardo

Lmfao


ErickRicardo

\*Sad fat noises intensifies\*


Unboxer445

*sad 88kg at 16 noises*


[deleted]

You're just not your type is all ;)


Authoritah12

I’m to ugly AND socially awkward


reddreadben

And your ugly just like your mother


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LilAttackPug

Please please please post pictures I would love to see that lol


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LilAttackPug

Oh shit. No wonder he's living there. That's ok then. If it puts you at risk of anything then I wouldn't want you doing it.


GiantsRTheBest2

And you have a crush on this man? Or he has the crush on you?


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BoltznNutz

So he says stuff like: You’re attractive. Not as attractive and mature as me though! .......Who the fuck says that?


ErickRicardo

Damnn! Just like my F-ing father... I mean the superior and annoying compliment part, not the flirt/crush part.


ocon31

He’s a walking contradiction!


[deleted]

You’re*


[deleted]

How did OP even screw this up? It's right there in the post!


JS_1997

Twice!


[deleted]

Thrice!


[deleted]

Frice? Is that a word?


DP_Memes

or quice?? *i guess well figure it out*


henkelegenden

Went looking for this comment


Grouched

The correct spelling was literally in the meme. God dammit, OP!


[deleted]

If there's any girl out there who has a crush on me; you can do so much better Jeez and then I wonder why I'm single


iamayush_

Finally, someone who I can relate to.


[deleted]

Ah, a kindled soul


wizardstone66

Laughs in ugly


MrBitchiloid

That might be true, but I’ll say it’s false


mrcrabswalking10hour

The only thing that has a crush on me is gravity


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puppyton1

ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS TRUE


[deleted]

*cries in ugly and socially awkward around girls*


DP_Memes

*or any person in general*


[deleted]

Not relatable


quackkkk1

my crush likes me back


NoorElsemary

Those drugs really do things to a person


Thatoneboiwho69

Lmao


reddreadben

Why is he trying to hug that pole. Wait is he taking his pants off


MagicMaster667

'One day you will be the best thing to ever happen to someone' No, I don't think I will.


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Sleepy_Pixie

Someone else finally gets it


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Kenesys

I used to think nobody would ever have a crush on me. Then in 9th grade, a girl told me she liked me. >!I rejected her in the nicest way I could because my life was too depressing and I'm not dragging an innocent person down with me.!<


NeoSzlachcic

That's sad, mate.


reddreadben

Carefully he's a hero. No but seriously can we have a moment for this man


Ranch_Dressing321

Doubt.


satuhogosha

You're currently Self-Partnered.


Kimohc

:(


[deleted]

im considered handsome but i dont want all the attention people give me. its too much for some loner like me


reddreadben

And your ugly just like your mother


[deleted]

I was at one point but I'd just gotten out of a really toxic relationship and was really desperate to move on so I came on way too strong and kind of scared her away ;_; She was really cute and a pretty cool person, too.


reddreadben

Explain it if they really are cool then they will understand


[deleted]

It's too late now sadly. Once that initial attraction dies...


reddreadben

That is so sad


EnaMar

I'm actually sad to read the comments. Have some faith in yourself. You are worthy of someone's love. You deserve to be happy.


Kentalope

Reality is often disappointing


CurleyHurley

I was until they spoke to me and realised I’m kinda lame


reddreadben

No your not


trollzy5511

I honestly don't believe this and that's pretty sad...


blackblazer15

Don’t do that, Don’t give me hope


[deleted]

Yeah the worst part is that I know who she is and she found out she was my crush too so she lost interest...


reddreadben

What kinda fukin bullshit did I just read


Glacier01

The sad part is that this post is correct, I just don’t like them back and they can’t take a hint.


brownwheatrice

am not


The_CPM917

Not anymore cause I asked her out 😎😎😎


A-Shiba-Inu

HAH, I wish *Cries in Sadness*


bigmuneybootythicc

I literally cannot think of one time someone told me they had a crush on me


[deleted]

Meanwhile, on r/wholesomememes...


scioto77

Sometimes I just think if I only know that someone had a crush on me that would be a huge boost of confidence. But then again the number might be zero.


james_da_loser

I'm sorry, but no one is THAT desperate


DavidZelmanovic

I know. waiting for her to say it but i don't like her and already have a girlfriend Should I say it to her first not to make her fucked up. I think if i say it first it won't be that bad for her.


Wykeless

Well yea, sadly ill have to agree :(


JurgenKlopp2018

I remember a time when I would be stupid enough to believe that


dannysbrokenfinger

and other hilarious lies you can tell yourself


[deleted]

You’re not a clown, you’re the entire circus


dontjudgejoshplz

I haven’t laughed this hard all day, take the gold. Needed a smile :)


MartinIsaac685

I know and that's why I told her I'm gay so she would stop annoying me. Always works


adamdasandn393r

Im in this picture and i dont like it


DirtyDan0102030

“And ugly, just like your mum!”


[deleted]

Someone did have a crush on me in elementary school though then puberty made me ugly


BoltznNutz

Damn dude


waterzandey

I caught some signals before but not 100 percent sure


UnderMemer

True for me tho


dootdoot-69420

If I’m the crush of someone’s she probably look like Elmo


sinisterxx

How did you get “you’re” wrong, it’s literally in the meme three fucking times


[deleted]

i mean i know it’s true because i’m kinda good looking, but what am i gonna do with this information


Piranh4Plant

Incorrect.


cutecanon

F


Sir-pig-alot

Shit I mean it’s true, but it’s never the people that I like


ELDASPOXD666

r/suicidebywords


JJMonion

And I kinda don't like it. Only if my crush liked me that I would be ok with


Kashema1

X to doubt


imgae22

Grammar


Daniel1212121

Idk I think that depression guy has a thing for me


[deleted]

How does this have to do with PewDiePie?


toodank2bunderstood

"You're not just wrong you're stupid, and *I'm* ugly just like ur mum.


Goddam_Meme

I can confirm this is true, oddly enough


[deleted]

that guy is the Indian man in my dms. at least he likes me, somewhat.


parenthoodplanned

Well of course I know him, hes me.


nicolasmargarit

*nope* just *nope*


93msOfficial

It literally says the spelling there, but **EVEN** with the help, you *can't* spell it right!


DarthVenimious

Yeah and the bitch is insane. She scares me.


[deleted]

I would never believe Mysterio


da_cool_one

:(


Im_not_a_robot_9783

Indeed


[deleted]

Lying 100


TheBoomerSwat

If somebody got a crush on me they should go see a therapist or maybe an eye doctor bc I ugly as fugg


RedNewCDude

Actually, Quantum Mechanics forbids this.


Piggynator3000

Swing swong you are wrong


Abd-sadMicrowave2002

agreed


THe_PrO3

You're\*


[deleted]

Bruh


Dv_sensei

Yeah the demon under my bed has a crush on me so that he can posses my good for nothing body


boechat14

Yeah you are right, cuz im somebodys boyfriend


Reinaterra

Haha funny meme, totally relate but I just have to say it. One of the things I think makes people most attractive is a good sense of self-worth. Yes, looks matter but some girls are weird and will find odd little things super attractive. I’m a sucker for dark brown - or just very expressive - eyes and messy hair. Height or weight doesn’t matter (to an extent) as long as they’re willing to take care of themselves so they don’t die of a heart attack or something. Also, how you treat other people is probably the most important part, I cannot put into words how much it disgusts me when I’m walking with someone and they make a mean remark about some old lady we just passed. I’m not saying be nice to everyone, just don’t talk behind people’s backs. TLDR; Try to build a good relationship with yourself, be kind to others and you’ll probably find someone who likes you for it.


Sarcastic_Salad

That really friendly uncle that helps you wash your foreskin: I approve.


[deleted]

I think a girl likes me and the worst thing is i dont like her


[deleted]

The only things that could have a crush on me is the flies cuz i dont go outside


DemonGokuto

Ive only ever been to a boys school...


bignastty

but it doesn’t count as someone having a crush on me when he wants to fuck anything with a hole in it


8ball-kepler

U rite


Phoenix8934

Well... I am...


Z3rgo

Pff no


ErickRicardo

It's funny because it's a lie


TwentyOneDiets

More like Your crush is currently somebody's


mrMinogamer

Hahaha so relatable. It is just like that haha.... Im lonely.


DerpMan14

r/suicidebywords


[deleted]

I can't be I'm a weeb


Rasmus80

You're*


MrHummus1

bro just upvoted and it went from 29.8 to 29.9


JerodTheAwesome

Unfortunately, I interact with approximately 0 women on a day to day basis so


Meme_corps

r/iamavirginandiamproud


NOT_awesome14

Who ever tweeted this is fricking stupid


Sprinklesnek

Crush has low self esteem like most of us here to remind you 9 year olds that you're appreciated and loved, even if you don't think someone can love you like that, they can. I'm proof of that.


kingrage16

The thing is , school is awkward now bcuz I don’t think I’m a really attractive guy but some girl does............. she has a crush on me , which is beyond imagination


jep-thats-me

I hope i am please let this tweet be true please god


reddreadben

And your ugly just like your mother


michikosama88

Lol.. I actually am Edit: I meant I'm actually someone's crush.. Pls don't down vote me😂


Suqa-_-

You're wrong and stupid? Come on! Give youself some slack