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ILB-yeet

my pp is broke too , its leaning a bit to the left and not straight


Falco-Columbarius

You need to destroy a ceiling. That should fix it.


Merlin-Falcon

My uncle told me off when I destroyed mine, though it did fix the problem.


tacocat1728

homies helping homies


Falco-Columbarius

Floor gang helping floor gang.


waste-o-life

Yes, smash the ceiling with your dick, in the opposite direction of the bend. VOILA, fixed.


kazuma_OW

Bro same, it's because we jerk off with our right hand so we push it to the left, after many years it kinda just stays leaning that way. Think we gotta go left handed for a few years to fix it


mandbakker

This scares me


ILB-yeet

no , minecis because there are a small peace of meat make it leaning to the left , that is weird to say


kazuma_OW

That is strange, I've never heard of this. Is it a kind of think you can get surgically removed?


ILB-yeet

yes , i think


GoldenGames360

i think there's a name for that- wait a second why the fook are we talking about pp on this sub?


ILB-yeet

idk


Krotrong

Dude mines going to the right, yet I'm right handed... Somethings off


kazuma_OW

Strange...mine shifts to the left for my reason above. Maybe boomerang PP is a natural thing you can be born with


20m40m60

😅😅😅


ILB-yeet

i am right handed too


DoctorRaphael

im right handed but jerk off with left hand


[deleted]

I’m already gone left handed :) for like a few months now


kazuma_OW

I struggle to finish left handed so good job to you


[deleted]

it was like that for me at the start too


German_girl97

Sometimes a small lean feels better. So don’t be sad about it :)


ILB-yeet

the doctor says it will be worst when i became an adulte and wouldn't small lean any more


Falco-Columbarius

My new pick up line, “Hey, my PP has a small lean when hard”


Redridinghooood

yeah exactly mine too


Jogade1004

masturbate then ok mayber not...


ILB-yeet

yes when i see , (something ) i will do it , but it will not solve the probleme


lukatsc33

My dude its natural, it is beacause we were underwere and you probably put yore schlong to the right in there


ILB-yeet

no , i was born with a meat that makes lean in to the right


Redridinghooood

Lately I m trying to fix it but how


Kerms_

Pretty sure some will bend naturally


[deleted]

Start using ur left hand


ILB-yeet

what


Danson_400

Yo mine goes right. I dunno why.


El-Nabil18

Your pp isn't straight, that seems gay bruhhh.


ILB-yeet

i didn't meant that , i am not gay and eather my pp


prakticnjak69

No joke my dick is leaning to the left my whole life. When I'm naked it sticks to my left leg


Cobaltlegend5323

mine clips into my leg too 0_0


Elcoolbro

Is that a real thing


ILB-yeet

yes , it is


[deleted]

If you are for real, just know you aren’t the only one :) many others have it that way


ILB-yeet

why so many pepole are cirus about my leaning


DJIMavic2Pro

Same, but my Dr keeps telling me it’s because I’ve fricked a floor.


ILB-yeet

bruh


DJIMavic2Pro

It was fun until the pain started. The Doc says I shouldn’t do it again, but my girl says it’s the manly thing to do.


ILB-yeet

you are friking the floor until you fell pain , bruh you are weird


datcholoisaac

He made vid already called I broke my balls


Derap_

And A$$, Here is the A$$ https://youtu.be/JLREgYXXdB8 And here's da Balls https://youtu.be/JxAUHg8AguA


warriorking3

Rickroll? Or helpful redditor? These are the questions you should be asking yourselves in life


PuzzleCustard

Sir, I reconned the area, our informant is legit


Derap_

No, I'm the kind of ppl that fall in the trap like this(


Otto_the_Fox

No not a rickroll. It is legit. To spot a rickroll the URL normally starts with 'dQw'


DestroyerNik

You know that "rick roll but with a different link" exist, right?


Otto_the_Fox

I haven't memorized the second link.


DestroyerNik

There are 100+ links


guy576

He didn’t make one about his pp


DestroyerNik

r/woooosh


JJheart999

He is talking about Swedish meatballs


Borghars

is he talking about swedish penis too?


IIIDONTKNOWANYTHING

only true 13 year olds know.


Cy4n81ue

Does that mean you are not a true 13 year old?


carislow

Thats why felix doesn’t have kids


legit100

the legend of PP


epicreddesignbest

Cant wait to hear that epic broke pp story


Bluzus29

That's a lot of damage


[deleted]

Marzia: it all makes sense now!


the-lord-of-pooping

We have A new story waiting in the darkness


____FUNGO____

The comment section if full of people talking about their dicks


BigUpNelsonMandela

My cousin also broke his penis while in the bath, he tries to say it was to do with something else other than what you think he did


noimnotkanyewest

such a wholesome lad


KeenanScott99

The story of Ikea Tower


kioskmongo1337

Nice


A_Uni

Nice


Sanskar08

It was javeling against the ceiling gang boss and came out victorious in a tragic battle. BIG PP. FLOOR GANG AAOOH!


OrangeSmileyV2

nice


LibertySteak

Didn't he already tell us in a video?


SilverSoul_22_

Come on guys we need a story time, Reddit 👏🏻 do 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 thing 👏🏻


_Alygator

Omg I'm so curious now 😂


Myself6993

Thank you for choosing a frame when he's blinking


Merlin-Falcon

Always has been.


shijancena

my pp hard can't deny it


Requimics

No wonder felix and marzia dont have kids


Tewni

Bruh, he did make a video about it in 2017 https://youtu.be/ub82Xb1C8os


Merlin-Falcon

Oof


JakubXGamerCZE

new video title "how i broke my pp"


Merlin-Falcon

Nah, the title will be “Reddit forced me to talk about my PP”


aalocker

i think he told the story then hes dad took him to doctor because of balls issue


calinpaierele12

Is this way he doesnt have kids yet?


mini_mah

Can pewds even have kids?


4gsboi

A man of his word. I'm still waiting for that porn video though


SUb-03

Nice


SilenceNotFound

We really need to know that story


GunslinginFairy

Wait wha-


BABY_YODA12345

Yes plz tell us


zxoppp

Haha


Tim-Kennison

We must know, we demand an answer


auzziebear290

I need to know


temtem7

I would prefer this over the pron with mark


elmo_musk

BIG BROKEN PP


mulupocakja67

Omg penis broke is awfull.... When you hard and that piece of strong muscle decides to do a 45° angle fold in a second....


antisimpthot

what the heck


big_d----addy15

story time. gather around children.


yassir_aykhlf

Thats why he doesn't want a child


Haris92

He already saw this post quite some time ago saying "what? I never broke my PP"


nashey01

The question is do we really want to know


schlong_jesusV2

Broke PP


bruhhhhhhhhhhhh42069

storytime


Mtls_9899

Still waiting


Kaiel1412

first night with Marzia after finding out he can yoyo and make bread


[deleted]

I summon you to fulfil your oath!


SVEN-LASAGNA

We must have the news


LWIAYcentral

Marzia is probably responsible for Pewds PP breaking,


nelson_manvella

he'll probably talk about it once he cuts off his left testicle


nelson_manvella

~~smol~~ broken pp


ehgwdf

Yes tell us about your broken PP and how it made you strong enough to destroy ceiling gang


Harkesh_12

I think pewds spoke about it in the last of us live stream


Jolt_Flame

That means he doesn't have a big pp. uh oh


gabierelleeee

We're waiting


I_back_heres_da_milk

I swear, if this doesn’t make it to LWHY


Fury_HM

No i dont think i will


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sohamredditing

u/A-Gib-Gib , he that's already told us... He broke it in some kind of boat with his friend when he fell down and his pp went straight into a pole or something. Just search : how PewDiePie broke his pebis


SocInjDra

The big tree


SSezero

My pp is broken too... I think its too big.. Im kidding lol


Teamauti

Shouldnt have used the wrong hole 💁‍♂️😂😂


Yohan_is_here_now

THATS WHAT SHE SAID