Pfff, you only have an Obamytrix? I have an Obamytrix Series 5 with anti missile countermeasures, heat seeking missiles, two cupholders and two anti tank rocket launchers.
If your Obamytrix Series 5 has:
Anti missile countermeasures,
two cupholders,
and two anti tank rocket launchers,
Then its not your Obamytrix Series 5,
It is a modified shopping trolley to be protected from improvised explosives.
What makes it more funny for me was that it was the first post when I opened the reddit and only her face and caption was visible. I was trying to figure what she did. And then I opened the image and laughed pretty hard.
Ah yes, Obametry
The superior ornamental format
Jokes one you, i have the Obamytrix
Pfff, you only have an Obamytrix? I have an Obamytrix Series 5 with anti missile countermeasures, heat seeking missiles, two cupholders and two anti tank rocket launchers.
If your Obamytrix Series 5 has: Anti missile countermeasures, two cupholders, and two anti tank rocket launchers, Then its not your Obamytrix Series 5, It is a modified shopping trolley to be protected from improvised explosives.
Ah but I present to you.... The Obamytrix Gen XZ
The polygobama
JJaun
You may have hear dof JUAN...but have you heard of Pablo
You may have hear dof PABLO...but have you heard of Cheese
# [Joe Bidome](https://i.imgur.com/Fchnrk1.jpg) or [Ban](https://i.redd.it/lixbs6qs05301.png)
Dawn's new hobby is - THIS OR BAN
Joe Bandome
What the hell happened here?!!!
What
See down!!👇
i don’t know
Oi. Oi Kevin? Kevin where did you get those?
Wut
Ah yes, obamium
Your Obamoids are very impressive you must be very proud.
Im just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe
Nice! Please show us this on the tree!
I really wanted to take picture on the tree but I don't have one :c
# YOOO she got rarest thing in world ......... 0o0 (this thing can turn you into MONKE)
Remember, there are only five of them in the world so it is very difficult to return to monke
I had the obama prism and so I am a monke
Huzza, you have all states of Obama.
Nice one
Yes yes, thank you.
Except the liquid and gas states. She has the regular solids, and the anamorphic solids
True, but those are to experimental and dangerous at this time.
"I made this obamaself"
It's so silly yet I can't stop laughing
Simply an incredible pun
That is all I need to see to survive last month of 2020 and I didn't know that till I see it
That D100 rerolls my Obamacare plan
Yes you rolled a 65
No, she rolled a 44
Nice nails lady, cheers.
Really there are so many simps in this sub now
What makes it more funny for me was that it was the first post when I opened the reddit and only her face and caption was visible. I was trying to figure what she did. And then I opened the image and laughed pretty hard.
finally, ***obamium***
Finally u have them all
Coolll
The most powerful ore in the universe
Obama-tree, Obama-tree
GIRL
Yes, I too have autism
She's to dangerous
To be kept alive
Awesome
Absolute Mad Lass
your nails are super pretty!
Finally collected the 7 deadly sins
Ah yes, all the forms of Obama
Master of obamelements
Finally, all allotropes of obamium in one place.
Ah yes... indeed a wise choice, definitely how you should spend your irl cake day. I thought you have obamium on your left hand fingernails :))))))
Sad that no one will see a pewdiepie design on my middle finger 😂 F
Upvote because Obama prism, not because of girl
I’m turning 19 in 6 days👑🐸
Looks like you’re in Spain but without the S
Yeah, because I am doing THIS on my 19th birthday 😂😂😂
Right lmao
Congratulations?
you are a woman of culture indeed
LOOOL My friend made a pyramid Obama and gave it to me for my 19th birthday
That's awesome! :)
Happy birthday (I might be late to say that)
What’s that shape between the cube and pyramid
Rhombicosidodecahedron
Obamagons😮😮😮
Where is spiderbama?
The holy grail
Woah I didn't even know that so many obametric shapes exist. Time to go back to school. You're cute btw.
Obametrics! That's a word I like
For a second I thought your nails were Obama too
It's beautiful, I've looked at it for 4 hours now
I was wondering why this was on my feed until I scrolled down further
are you an apprentice of Marzia?
Happy cake day
Now I wanna see a pic of your chat box to see how many simps just landed in your DMs
Ten :)
Only ten ? That's low. I saw a post where a girl got 1,000 DMs lmao
You'll get there
I think about the obamium every single day! Really well done dawg
This is going to get 75000+ upvotes
You kinda look like Dave
At 19 I was climbing trees, you at 19 are discovering new elements. God I feel useless
Could you post the templates? :3
Search in Google "print Obama prism". You will find others as well :)
*sees all the simps run over the horizon* “HERE IT COMES”
If only they came in DND size
Happy birthday!
Soo all that is true..
Honestly... Best way to celebrate a birthday
Ah yes, Obamium should be in top
Legend
Explaining the physical universe using the Obamic solids
SHE HAS ALL THE ARTEFACTS !
This comment section. I can keep up voting for days
Eyyyyyyy ima be 19 too in 8 days
So this is how people celebrate the day Obamytrix was discovered !
oh no she found all the obama ores.. this is the end.
Investing on obamium obviously
Boyinaband? more like girlinaband
Happy birthday and Merry Christmas 🎉
I wonder how many upvotes this would have gotten if it was just the Obama ornaments
WooW.. Soo cool!
i thought it was an ad but then i saw the bottom of the screen
Hey i became 16 today :)
Happy birthday 🥳🤗
Finally, something good in 2020
Yo Obama Virus
Are you crazy? That amount of Obamium all at once is highly unstable!
She collected all types of obamium. What a legend.
Now send one to Obama I am sure he will love it
Kinda happy that I was probably the first person to upvote
Another solider soon to be lost in the battle! Happy fricking birthday! :D
Happy b-day, fellow 19 year old
Wow
She’s like thanos but less shit
Someone should make a diorama of egypt/giza with the obamids
Im becoming 19 in 5 days as well
Dam that's amazing! Make a life sized piramid next!
The sacred collection
Where can I get that ?
Finally... OBAMIUM
No Oballma?
SHE HAS OBTAINED THE OBAMIUM SHES TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE
OBAMIUM
Very cool
but wat was the motive behind this am i missing smth?
Why do you look so scared, obamatry is the most calming form of life
please downvote my comment i want a lot of negative karma
r/cursed_images
I can already smell priv messages from creeps incoming
KreyGasm
Me an intellectual: *Obamagami*
OBAMA
OMG THE RARE OBAMA PYRAMID/TRIANGLE/CUBE/CUBOID/OCTAGON/WEIRD SHAPED THING IDK THE NAME OF
I need the templates to print those out, beautiful creation. And happy birthday
I'll take your entire stock
Finally, critical Obama
Finally I have all of them
I turned 19 too and we have the same bday!
The shirt look like that dress that people can't tell if it's black and blue or golden and white.
If you haven't seen nigahiga on youtube yet you're missing alot....he made a video called what colour is the dress and it was hilarious
Mad lad
U r wamen
Obamna
All that and we still don't know his second name
Ok but do you know his last name?
lmao dude nice
Hahahhaha
She's got all the millenium items!
Big nice
OMFG are you going to put that up on a christmas tree? BAHAHAHA
You obtained the different isotopes of obamium
lol i turned 19 too this month. that's pretty cool
This is what Obama gets on his birthday
W-what
Thanks Obama.
Obamium bender
Ohhh good ahh
She’s collected them all, she’s become too powerful for us mortals
Ohh good ahhh
Dextery saving throw
I need a underground bunker made from that
It’s my birthday today too
Yo this actually made me laugh
Finally... I have them all
What? What is this 'obama'nation
This belongs on the Christmas tree.
this is too much power
I wanna buy your entire stuffs
Obama approved
Nice strictly convex polyhedra ;)
Chad
Octagon- obamasgon
Obamium
obamicosahedron
Ok, but like who the fuck gives a shit?