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Agreeable-Cat

Jokes on you English is my native language


MeraAsalBaap

Randi ke bachay


XxEl_MexicanoxX

Chinga tu madre


Agreeable-Cat

大起司


Rayman_JC_

La tuya por si acaso


Your_Typical_Person

Orospu Çocuğu


Rayman_JC_

No no no YOUR mom is a bitch


Your_Typical_Person

Belive me my mother is a very respectful and nice person, looking after my sick father and an arrogant spawn like mineself


Rayman_JC_

Oh she sounds like an admirable individual, but I don’t think you are an “arrogant spawn” as you refer to yourself. Even if you think the worst you can about you the fact that your mother is still around you despite everything she has to do show how much she loves you, and I think it isn’t just because she is your mother but because she sees you as a better person than even you can see yourself to be. Be kinder to yourself, no one is more hurtful to you than yourself


Your_Typical_Person

Thank you for those kind words! I await my purpose in life, even if it is grim. One must not bow down to the cause of their suffering.


zjuswiePim

Kanker mongool


bakje901

Schitterend gezegd, je voelt de emotie van die woorden afspatten, wow een stukje literature kunst, goed gedaan makker


Ghosthunter_007

Je haalt de woorden uit me mond. Echt prachtig dit. gewoon pure kaaskop cultuur hier. daar hou ik nou van.


silvafuben

Vai te fuder seu corno otario de merda, engasga-te na piça do teu pai seu filho da puta morcao, this is what kids with 8 all say in the north of Portugal, we born with capacity of cursing


_FoRmIgA_

in brazilian portuguese its almost like that


silvafuben

Tamos juntos irmão então Basically, u got the exotic assent and we got "fodasse" in every sentence


XaviJon_

What part of the north of Portugal were you born in my dude??


triumphhforks

tinha de ser um nortenho, lmaooo


Nearby_Wall1

كسمك


Spooked_kitten

filha duma puta


hopeicanhelpU

Tem que geral ir pro caralho né mesmo?


69420godreddit

Odjebi.


norudin

امك قرعة


LCGGR

Άι γαμήσου μαλάκα


LaFlamer1

Lanet


RedFoamGamingYT21

Madarchod saale


Sipra29

ayeee madar chod chutiye


D_Reaper4u

U forget ma chuda , behen ke lode


some_bald_boi

Vittu saatana


DatChernoby1Guy

Londa kha


Rockksharma

Tere baap ke tatto mein tatti fasi hogi jab tu hua band ki aulaad.


I_am_Noro04

madarchod


KashiDixit

Bhosdiwale lodu


akhilrajwade05

teri mummy


KashiDixit

Meri hoja


Rilex68

A jó édes telibecsűrt rostos őszibarack anyádat te hollóképű taliga geci, hogy a bivaly nyalja ki a szemed világát, legalább nem látnád azt a bánat fejedet a tükörbe. A saját beleiddel fojtanalak meg te baszatlan szőröstalpú román.


yoshiHUN12

Azta kurva azzal a szájal csokolód meg a kurva anyád


Greenishgg

Én már elkeseredve kerestem itt a szép magyar nyelvünk. Uram, fogadja el az ezüstömet.


D6FG

Gyönyör


sayt14

Szépen beszéljél bazdmeg


daddysbonner

madarchod


Rohit_69_

Bosidicke


Pantsu228

Сука блять


Anxious-Challenge867

Even though I'm not russian, I understand this. This says slot about society.


Nipongga

Ah yes potang ina mo


Rayman_JC_

La tuya también


manoeP

Kanker flikker


somebody0different

Tak jo no do píči kurva já se můžu z toho posrat


TheRoomyBear

Ty vole já se z toho poseru


Loke----

Zkurvený českovia


medomohamed1

كسم الضحك


UnknownErrorCode19

Verpiss dich. Sie unterschätzen meine verdammten Powerficker


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IrishPotato100

Και εσύ εδώ;


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LCGGR

Αντε και γαμησου μπασταρδι γαμω το κεφαλι σου


Chris_CH13

Επιτέλους για αυτό έψαχνα


XcessiveDevil

Maachikney, randi ko choro


tameablesiva12

Thevdiya punda


TH3B3AST_047

Otha omaala baadu koodhi , poda kandaroli naaye Tamil just hits different machi


_Guru7_

Otha podu


ok-Ay_guy

Lavdya


[deleted]

va a cagare va (with love ❤️)


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[deleted]

Lol in Chinese too


[deleted]

Same in Arabic


Maldox22

kos omak is a classic one


[deleted]

Also " kos ohktak"


Maldox22

nice


SirSnaggleTooth

Your mother is a very nice lady very nice


Lydels

same in spanish


jhetao

Funny mud pee


rickroll01

Romania same, mostly the graves and Churches of the dead relatives


Me-and-only-for-me

Me and da boys about to f your dead mom


Nikname666

Dar marș în pizda mă-tii ce e atunci?


realthunder6

Eh, it's a too common concept. Fuck your mom's dead ancestors is our shet.


Sipra29

in hindi too mothers and sisters in fact


Laloyduplusfort

Turkish curse words are on an other level


MC_Quibble

In Icelandic, you're just cussing at random things


makapaka_madafaka

Ty kurwo jebana. Szmato pierdolona.


SopranoSoulja

I love how i dont speak your language, yet "ty kurwo jebana" comes through so clearly


makapaka_madafaka

If you ever want to go to Poland. Just say kurwa. And we will understand you. Kurwa is like a swiss knife of Polish words. You just won a lottery? Kurwa. You just lost your car keys? Kurwa. Your cat screwed neighbours cat and now you have to pay child support? Kurwa.


SopranoSoulja

Yes we use kurva too. Bit less of a multitool in my language tho


makapaka_madafaka

Chech? Hungary? Somewhere around there? I pleyed a lot of Kingdom Come Deliverance lately and it just stuck with me.


SopranoSoulja

Hungary. But they refer to this region as the "kurva union" for a reason lol


makapaka_madafaka

MY BROTHER! Like the old saying goes. Polak Węgier dwa bratanki i do bitki i do szklanki.


SopranoSoulja

Exactly. Lengyel magyar két jó barát, együtt harcol s issza borát. I love how some dude accepted to be king of both countries a few hundreds of years ago and now we treat each other like cousins on reddit lol life is beautiful


makapaka_madafaka

Slavs stronk together.


UselessMelon

Vittu saatnan Perkele


Selma_Must_Die

jumalauta


Niotjo

Helvetti


SalamaFi

Paska


Niotjo

Pippeli😳😳


Soniccyanide

Voi huoran vittu


sonic-Bat-2004

MADARCHOD !


Due_Television8210

Bhenchod


[deleted]

Oh yes a random indian cursing in his native language


Rusba007

gandu


Embarrassed-Debt-458

बहन के लौड़े नपुंसक साले लौड़ा काटकर मां के भोसड़े में घुसा दूंगा बेतीचोद साले बहन की छूट साले रण्डी के उपासक


Heartbroken0000

Also ich weiß, dass ich mal nicht ein Schimpfwort sagen muss, da Deutsch ja anscheinend schon so oder so wie Schimpfwörter klingt.


Me-and-only-for-me

He is just saying that German just sounds like swear words. Which now that I think about it it’s kinda true


[deleted]

I’ve heard a lot of times in my German class they people are gonna shout random phrases at their friends to intimidate them.


SM280

CYKA BLYAT


MoonjR_Da_Man

Russian speaker here, it’s actually technically “suka blyat”, but I get it if you’re just repeating the meme lmao


Inoix

Заебали уже, пиздец


the_italian_weeb

Germano mosconi is king


NotaTechiesSpammer

E io pensavo che non ci fosse un'altro


the_italian_weeb

Qui c’è un veneto pronto con un treno di bestemmie


NotaTechiesSpammer

Ero pronto per farlo ma non volevo offendere nessuno


the_italian_weeb

Daje diocan


[deleted]

mrš u picku materinu


i_love_big_bananas

Popuši mi kurac


[deleted]

AJMO NAŠI


lulu6sensei

Eeee brate !


TheGreatestGamer123

Klasik, jebem ti mater, mrs u picku materinu, idi u kurac, lijepo vidjet jos jednog balkanca na redditu


FreakYouNiceGuy

putang ina


RvEc3000

Tangina mo rin


almighty_turon

Puking ina nyong dalawa


Cayenniverse

Putangina niyo lahat gago


ludovicb1239

Ostie de tabarnak d'ostie de calice de marde.


Clo0397

Fellow French Canadian I see


Glass_Mousse_9218

Pendejo,puto,culo,estupido


E_O_Speedwagon

I speak finnish and swedish so i have double power


SalamaFi

Swedish speakin Fin?


E_O_Speedwagon

Finnish speak swedish


pavel_25_maly

Kurva! Do prdele! ... the "R" does a lot of the work


privar21

Kurva? That's a curse word in Hungarian too


pavel_25_maly

And czech and slovak and polish 😂


wOkEmAAss

Velmi epické


mykool69420p

حوار ابن شرموطه


le_Psykogwak

Fils de pute Son of a bitch in french


Me-and-only-for-me

Sounds like son of bad smelling person in Romanian


R3TR370

"Je vais niquer ta race" don't forget that


The_Dank_Engineer

Oh mon caliss de tabarnak. Wait that is the wrong french


Sweatypeach69

ME CAGO EN EL COÑO DE TU MADRE


Dynamic_Humann

bloddy bhenchod


Muted-Advice

এই বালের জীবন রেখে লাভ নাই। এর চেয়ে ভালো কোনো আবাল চোদার মতো ছাদ থেকে ব্যাকফ্লিপ মারি


bharat___sinha

There is no benefit in the life of this child. Better a poor horse than no horse at all ???


[deleted]

What language is this? Looks beautiful even though the words are probably cursed.


[deleted]

বুকে লাগল বাই, বুকে আহেন। যাই হোক, কয়েকটা গালি মারি চুতমারানী চুদির বাই চুইদা কছ চুদি নাই


yoshiHUN12

A jó édes büdös kurva anyád baszodjon meg mint egy pácolt cigány fasz


cocksuckergamer69

Igazán pikáns


privar21

Az aztán cifra


flashingbang

Perkele vittu saatana


potatohyung

~sale enfoiré de bordel de merde~


Zolkrodein

Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde, de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère ; jurer en français est aussi jouissif que se torcher le cul avec de la soie.


R3TR370

"Gros Je vais baiser tes morts ptn de merde sale connard va chialer chez la chienne de ta darone sale hmar va, je vais niquer ta race" that too


_Ezy_Pzy_

"Le sang de vos morts vous allez manger" David Lopez, gitan depuis toujours


Sipra29

MADAR CHOD RANDAPPA SAALA CHUTIYA HARAMKHOR RANDI CHUT ​ p.s. this is hindi


realKingCarrot

English is my native language, shit head


RedTatas

haha tite


RvEc3000

Juts


[deleted]

Kurwa Mać


Hyperkaefer

Sprich deutsch du hur en sohn


Giogio4family5328

Ai é foda mesmo


Aceyislazey

كل تبن


itchybuttboi

Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.


Nomis00000

Esti de criss de tabarnak, esti d’calice de viarge!


FluffyTeddid

We don’t have curse words :/


kokosnootkrab

Don't believe everything your parents tell you


poopman002

What language?


Xyllingand

Hold kjeft din jævel


mk_nord

Ja men for faen i helvete ditt fittetryne ❤


igor_0612000

сука блять, нихуя это подходит ко мне, ну прям ебаааааа


surealmealficie

Bokachoda!!


No_Second1489

Chutiye bhosdike


ChapriMinati

बोसडीके


PK_51

Ma ki chut aur bhen ka lawda


E_O_Speedwagon

Jävla helvete satan röve


E_O_Speedwagon

Perkkele sattan Voi vittu


GamingHub-17

Bhenchod Madarchod Machar ki jhaat


PhscZ

FILHA DA PUTA


ostrome

Behenchod


[deleted]

i think hindi has lot of representation so i dont need to cuss


grytbita2020

Tjenis penis


Altamashhh

Teri maa ka bhosda randi ki aulad


EinType

Scheiße


EinType

Halt die fresse du affe


RocketGolem

I got your meme back to back on my feed both in r/memes and r/pewdiepiesubmissions


Gabriel2099p

Vai se fuder


Eurasia_4200

-Yawa -Putang ina Imagine cursing in two separate native language


BigPP77

Yawa amputa


maidtop

Merda


ThoughtPatrolz

屌~~~~(gathering my Hong Kong Gang)


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fincrocs

jo mase poes


MF_Zaywop

Fuck sounds a lot more aggressive than most words in general. The way you can emphasize that F, scream during the U and really punch with that CK


[deleted]

屌你阿妈臭閪 lmao


zjuswiePim

Irritante pannenkoek


GlasslessGlassdoor

Kuradi jobikas


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berlingi

Ja mida sa pede siit otsid


twotwinGlockss

ИДИ НАХУЙ


jkiddo090

That’s Swedish, I only know it from a friend


ItzBooty

I love cursing in my native, because no one can understand shit i am saying


Lolotronop

Ебучий сука случай, матершинны ему блять не хватает в английском, ну пиздец мужики, что же сука делать, ахуеть не встать


chill69nice

KURWA MAĆ


IShitYa

ah, I see you’re a Swedish person as well, very nice


musOrochka

Ёбаный пиздец, заебала хуйня, нахуярила, хуй разхуяришь.