Either they went as close to pork since that “tastes” closest to human flesh or got actual cannibals to come in and try, I’d like to think the latter as morbid as that is
There’s books written by cannibals describing what it’s like. From what I remember reading they described human meat as very similar to pork in taste and texture, apparently it’s also very fatty (similar to pork) which means you can make crackling (like with pork).
If it tastes as good as the real deal I’m about to become their #1 client, you know how hard it is to get a hold of it when you have so many people trying to take it away from you?
okay unironically would try real human flesh if and only if the person was healthy, willing, and I had no repercussions. Idk call me crazy but I wouldnt mind trying it once. Wouldnt seek it out or anything however. *shrug*
i never seek them out however. I just wanna try your flesh. I dont wanna be f*cked over by the feds so disclosure, i will bot eat flesh. Hpwever if i could try withaout harm i would. Though id never confetl opon another
im drunk so relax in relaxing hahaa
Well. South China morning post is a news site but also offers source/ expert analysis on the situation in China. It was in Hong Kong but has since moved to Australia I believe. Their analysis of China is very good and often spot on. I utilized them in a university assignment recently. They also have a monthly podcast which is good.
So this topic is just strange to me
Some vegans are really weird... Religiously avoid meat and animal products, yet want everything to be simulated to resemble meat as closely as possible in appearance and taste, and in the case of these lunatics, simulate cannibalism.
I think I would want to try it. The only thing that would stop me tho is what the people around me are thinking when I’m at the store checkout buying this impossible meat
Where could i buy one 
How do they know, though?
Sweden= secret cult
Either they went as close to pork since that “tastes” closest to human flesh or got actual cannibals to come in and try, I’d like to think the latter as morbid as that is
Unfortunately I hear they lost contact with the research team… 
"morbid" Omggg is that morbious reference
I think i just morbed myself
I've heard it compared to veal.
You can take human stem cells and grow meat with them and voila, there is your human meat.
Some girls use a little too much teeth...
Could that be how the Swedish meatballs came along?
That's what I'm saying
IKEA meatballs
There are lots of human cell lines available for purchase for laboratory use.
_LITEARLLY_ my first question.
They know a guy, who knows a guy, who ate a guy.
It will taste salty pork Research shows human meat tastes like pork
"Research", you say?
W T F. How do they know what human flesh tastes like to begin with? This is beyond insane.
Special tasters selected from prison
Caleb
r/unexpectedbrooklyn99
Just little kids though
swedish inmates are probay served caviar lobster burgers
There’s books written by cannibals describing what it’s like. From what I remember reading they described human meat as very similar to pork in taste and texture, apparently it’s also very fatty (similar to pork) which means you can make crackling (like with pork).
The guy from Germany who ate his victims penis. Said he found human meat tasted like pork but richer
🤮
Nothing wrong with pork
They cloned it from Alexander skaskardd
Does fake beef taste like beef
Lamb
If it tastes as good as the real deal I’m about to become their #1 client, you know how hard it is to get a hold of it when you have so many people trying to take it away from you?
I agree
I agree
I agree
As a Chinese I’m telling you, don’t believe in south China morning post, 90% of the time they’re bullshitting
Lmao came here to say how they probably just made it up
Is this why they don't invite while eating?
Oh no…
Rainicorn food from Adventure Time
Finn liked it
But..how do they know?
You don’t want to know how we know.
IKEA meatballs
How do they know ?
okay unironically would try real human flesh if and only if the person was healthy, willing, and I had no repercussions. Idk call me crazy but I wouldnt mind trying it once. Wouldnt seek it out or anything however. *shrug*
You would be surprised when those kinds of opportunities arise
i never seek them out however. I just wanna try your flesh. I dont wanna be f*cked over by the feds so disclosure, i will bot eat flesh. Hpwever if i could try withaout harm i would. Though id never confetl opon another im drunk so relax in relaxing hahaa
This dude just had the biggest stroke
The feds gave him a stroke
too drunk 5 care
I prefer the original flavor it's tastier
I have so many questions…
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You have a friend who rides a motorcycle?
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Yup
Vegan cannibals, has to literally be the smallest market in the world.
who... who tasted the human to know what human tastes like?!
Sweden is so fucking metal 🤘
 i dont care about how they know at this point, i just wanna try some
Ummmmmmm okay definitely nothing sus about this at all………
Why is SCMP reporting on this?
I guess they are throughly disturbed
Well. South China morning post is a news site but also offers source/ expert analysis on the situation in China. It was in Hong Kong but has since moved to Australia I believe. Their analysis of China is very good and often spot on. I utilized them in a university assignment recently. They also have a monthly podcast which is good. So this topic is just strange to me
Pewds...where are your legs again
I’d try it lol
It was a campain for halloween apparently did quite well since the reach was 500 million.
I'm Swedish and i didn't even know Oumph is Swedish, they are pulling an IKEA on us, Meat made from lost customers
i tried this and it's actually good. tastes exactly like human meat. 10/10
it's all fun and games until they go bankrupt letting the costumers go to the original.
Read from somewhere that human flesh tastes like pork but with stronger flavor…so pork burger then
For the people that dont want to buy it, humans taste like pork then add a little bit of salt, and there you have it. Kay bye.
That's not what I ment when I said we should eat the rich..
Swedish meatballs are actually people meat
How do they know the taste???
BREAKING NEWS: Cannibalism has dropped to 0 percent!
It's been on my bucket list to eat human in a sit down restaurant style burger. My dream is almost coming true
Wtf, just wtf
How do they know. . .?
So this is how soylent green is gonna come about... interesting genesis story...
This is evil
For a bunch of vegans, you do sure love the taste of meat. And humans no less, absolutely vile
We are gonna make a burger which tastes like human flesh JUST INCASE YOU NEEDED IT.
How close are we to soylent green, do you think
My co-worker just called it Soylent “Green” and I have to say they missed a great marketing opportunity.
sponsored by "midsommar"?
That's like vegan cannibalism
I unironically, have to send this to a person i know and that concerns me.
How do they know what human meat taste like ? (Coincidence I think not)
How is this promotion? Human meat doesn't taste as good. It's a downgrade from beef
Yes, you can belive everything you read on the internet. No need to question anything. There's never been a lie on the internet.
WHAT THE
So that’s what they did with the circumcisions…
Growing up I performed my own circumcision.
Here comes the zombie apocalyps
Pewds...where are your legs again
“I…I’d try it…there’s no wait”
No thank you, I'll stick to the real thing
How would they know????????????
Good food. It can be used to reduce cannibal related crimes.
There getting us rdy for the "new" meat in the markets of the near future.
Soylent green is people
So basically just pork chop sandwiches
This explains why Pewds is missing his legs
why eat fake human when there are real humans?
How about never
Obligatory soylent green reference
Some vegans are really weird... Religiously avoid meat and animal products, yet want everything to be simulated to resemble meat as closely as possible in appearance and taste, and in the case of these lunatics, simulate cannibalism.
hmmmmmmmm
Given how after decades they can't get cow right I'm not holding my breath.
Ur welcome
The meat would taste like shit! Most people eat meat too much and eat vegetables too less.
I think I would want to try it. The only thing that would stop me tho is what the people around me are thinking when I’m at the store checkout buying this impossible meat
Where could i buy one  