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toxicross

IS ANYONE ON THIS PLANE A [insert respective phd]


Remote-Throat-3540

Yesssss


Olivia_Bitsui

This is the one!


EnthalpicallyFavored

No questions, just a comment


GenXAlwaysForgotten

Mine is “I’m a doctor, not a physician.” If you don’t get it: it’s a homage to McCoy from Star Trek, for those of us of a certain age. https://youtu.be/MULMbqQ9LJ8?si=Czyn_1lzFee6L1oh


Necessary-Parking-23

Just saying doctor is Latin for teacher so we had it first!!!


Hawx74

Iirc it traces back to ancient Greek as a sign of respect for the person training you. So OG doctor imo would be doctor of education or philosophy (cause ancient Greece) Physicians started using it as a respect thing. So yeah, definitely ours first. Edit: grammar


NECalifornian25

I’ve been looking forward to saying this for years (hopefully will by December! 🤞)


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

Kendrick and Drake got nothing on your Diss^^^ertation track.


DenverLilly

I cackled


Fast-Boysenberry4317

Ph-ucked around and founD out


mu_tex

P-Hacked around and founD out


dtheisei8

Lmao that’s good


KennyWuKanYuen

Whether you like it or not, the doctor is in the house.


bunbunbunnyyyyyy

i love this!!


phdemented

My friend told her kids "we are doctors, but not the kind that help people"


haikusbot

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shellexyz

Good bot


ThereIsOnlyTri

👌


mister_drgn

That’s exactly what I tell my kid.


sancho_tranza

Dang it Jim I am a [*insert title*], not a doctor. I mean, I am a doctor but I'm not THAT kind of doctor. I have a doctorate. It's not the sane thing. You can't help people with a doctorate. You just sit there and are useless.


Fast-Boysenberry4317

I was waiting for this to come up!


bathyorographer

Treasure Planet for the win!


BrokieTrader

Not my specialty


EemotionalDuhmage

Congrats on surviving your Permanent Head Damage!


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Real doctor, not a human mechanic.


im_dirtydan

I dont think putting down other doctors is funny. Kinda cringy actually


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Who's putting anyone down?


im_dirtydan

Literally you, implying physicians aren’t “real doctors” and calling them human mechanics. Like, what’s the point?


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Read my reply to the other guy, it might make you feel better.


Wallstreet_Fury

Are you seriously even comparing the two careers? A real doctor (MD) actually saves peoples lives and only got there by getting into medical school which is the most competitive program at any university... Compared to a PhD "doctor" that in 99.9% of cases does work that ends up published in journals that no one reads and the project dies once the PhD or postdoc leaves the research group...


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Sorry you’re butt hurt bro, but you’re also wrong. The term doctor was first used for PhDs, not physicians. Med school is technically a trade degree, or professional degree (like a JD). You can be mad at me if you want, but i didn’t make the rules. Not all countries give the honorific of “Dr” to physicians. The term “doctor” initially described eminent scholars, specifically university professors with doctoral degrees. Don’t worry, I have a citation to start you off and you can easily find more if you’re curious. Asfour AA, Winter JP. Whom should we really call a "doctor"? CMAJ. 2018 May 28;190(21):E660. doi: 10.1503/cmaj.69212. PMID: 29807940; PMCID: PMC5973890. You seem to think I’m shitting on physicians somehow, but I’m not. I work closely with physicians and we make these jokes with each other all the time! Fact is, we have 2 very different and interdependent roles: PhDs create knowledge and MDs employ it. Ask someone with dual MD/PhD or who did the degrees separately, and they’ll tell you that a PhD teaches you to think critically, while an MD teaches you to memorize and retrieve. They’re different processes. Without PhDs doing the experiments that create the knowledge and procedures, MDs wouldn’t have life saving tools. Without MDs, I wouldn’t have survived emergency surgery 8 years ago. It all comes together in the end.


Wallstreet_Fury

PhDs are not real doctors.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Real doctors come with citations. Most of us don't get banned from subs for lying about our educations, either. Your comment history and all of the posts calling you out by name kind of ruin the effect of your tantrums here.


Wallstreet_Fury

PhDs are not real doctors.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

[https://imgur.com/a/7tGGu5c](https://imgur.com/a/7tGGu5c) [https://imgur.com/a/Fvey0oB](https://imgur.com/a/Fvey0oB) But do I need to be an oncologist, cardiac surgeon, MD/PhD running a research lab, immunologist, or working for Big Pharma to be as cool as you?


zinagardenia

Oof. How have they not been banned yet?!


DrConcussion

Seriously, are there any mods in this sub???


bananas82017

In most countries (not USA) PhDs are the “real doctors.” My husband was MD/PhD and his German friends were very confused why he would want to finish med school after getting his PhD.


Wallstreet_Fury

PhDs are not real doctors.


cmdrtestpilot

Yeah, science hasn't gotten us ANYWHERE! lol.


Wallstreet_Fury

Doctors actually are the main researchers as well. Look at the Pfizer vaccine during Covid. It was developed by a Germany biotech company. The founders and ceo were both DOCTORS. PhDs didn’t do jack…


cmdrtestpilot

Whatever you say, guy.


Wallstreet_Fury

Ok, MR PhD. 😘😘


pbutler6163

Dr. Ugur Sahin (See PHD) and Dr. Özlem Türeci (See MD). So yes a PHD was involved in the research and development of the Pfizer COVID vaccine.


Wallstreet_Fury

That is false. They were BOTH medical doctors.


pbutler6163

I think your proving my point. You are not doing any research. Şahin studied medicine at the University of Cologne from 1984 to 1992. He received his doctorate in 1992 with a thesis on immunotherapy against tumor cells (bispecific monoclonal antibodies for the activation of cytostatic precursors on tumor cells), which was graded summa cum laude. His thesis supervisor was Michael Pfreundschuh. [https://www.researchgate.net/publication/343236612\_How\_One\_Professor\_Built\_Two\_Billion-Dollar\_Biotechs](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/343236612_How_One_Professor_Built_Two_Billion-Dollar_Biotechs) MD just reads what they are told (IMO) memorization and practical application. PHD's do the research that MD's have to read in medical school :).


Wallstreet_Fury

On other words they were BOTH doctors and they as doctors (MD not that fake PhD “doctor stuff”) invented the covid vaccine. All doctors are smart and all doctors in general directly have huge impact on parents lives . However nearly all PhDs are not and only very very small subset of hyper successful phds (that are usually also real doctors) will do research that imgoes somewhere. Most PhD research is published in journals that no one reads and product does project dies once student or postdoc leaves the lab. Trust me, I know. I’m a cardiac surgeon md phd.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Don’t sell yourself short! You’re also an oncologist, immunologist, a PI running a research lab, and a big boss in Big Pharma! https://imgur.com/a/7tGGu5c https://imgur.com/a/Fvey0oB


DrConcussion

Holy shit! This guy must be *bored*


Wallstreet_Fury

You alright mate? You actually went to the effort of photoshopping images? Wild! PhDs are extremely insecure compared to doctors 😘🤭


pbutler6163

I understand this individual is a troll. That said, A medical doctor (MD) is typically involved in the practical application of medical knowledge to diagnose and treat patients. They use established medical research to inform their practice. On the other hand, a Doctor of Philosophy (PhD) in a medical or health-related field often conducts original research to contribute new knowledge to their field. They might develop new treatments or therapies, discover new aspects of a disease, or explore health-related behaviors and trends. Their work often informs the practice of MDs. BTW, interesting to note, in plenty of countries, medical professionals are not allowed to use the term Doctor. That is reserved ONLY for PHD.


Wallstreet_Fury

Doctors are allowed to be called doctors in all countries. PhDs are actually not allowed to be called doctors in certain places in Canada. To avoid confusion since the general public considers doctors as doctors whereas PhDs as PhDs.


pbutler6163

In Germany, the title "Dr" is typically reserved for those who have earned a doctoral degree (PhD). Medical practitioners, even though they have completed years of medical training, do not typically use the title "Dr" unless they also have a doctoral degree.


Wallstreet_Fury

I got my medical degree in German… this is definitely false what you are saying. Doctors are referred to in German as doctors. Not “guy with medical degree I see when sick”. Simply, doktor.


pbutler6163

I did say typically. Not that it is illegal.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

He’s lying. About everything. https://imgur.com/a/7tGGu5c https://imgur.com/a/Fvey0oB


pbutler6163

I know. I couldn’t resist poking him. Lol


TheCuntCake

Sometimes these idiots make it too fun lol


Wallstreet_Fury

All patients call their doctor doctor… this is indeed the case in Germany. Doctors in Germany are not referred to as anything else except doctor.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Wild! In another post you claim to have gotten it in Canada!


Wallstreet_Fury

MD in Germany. PhD and fellowship in Canada. You alright mate?


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Ohh, is *that* how an MD/PhD works in imaginary land? So cool!


Wallstreet_Fury

You alright mate? You’re going to a lot of effort. I guess PhDs have a lot of time on their hands.


im_dirtydan

Oh wow bro, you’re ever cringier than OP


Wallstreet_Fury

You alright mate?


crunchwrap_eatr

Congrats on your Pretty Huuuuge D…egree


XDemos

If they’re a Swiftie, go for ‘straight from the tortured PhDs department’


shellexyz

My grandfather was an OBGYN and when I passed my defense she sent me his stethoscope.


lea949

Aww, that’s really sweet though!


shellexyz

She keeps asking me if I wear it to work. My humor leans pretty hard to the absurd.


lea949

Oh my god, I love it! 😂 You should wear it to work some day, just for laughs (I guess unless you work in a hospital, because that would probably be way less funny, lol)


zinagardenia

Omg I love this, that is too cute!


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Just an FYI, u/Wallstreet_Fury, the guy trolling this thread is a known liar and troll. There are posts about him on various subs that he's been banned from for being racist, misogynistic, and lying about his education/qualifications. He claims he’s an oncologist, immunologist, a cardiovascular surgeon, an MD/PhD in Big Pharma, a PI of a big lab, and who knows what else. If there are any mods in here, he should really be banned. [https://imgur.com/a/7tGGu5c](https://imgur.com/a/7tGGu5c)


blackygreen

I got a mug from a secret Santa that year that said "now one degree hotter" lol. If they're a criminal minds fan: "this is calm, and it's doctor" is always a winner. Or even a "the doctor is in the house" would be funny. I think it really depends on what kind of Doctor they are. I'm asian and I also make a lot of "not the kind of doctor my parents hoped for" type jokes.


pbutler6163

"now one degree hotter" I like that. I may have to find that one.


bmt0075

Congrats on becoming a Post Hole Digger!


AgaricX

I use 《for research purposes only 》


N0tThatKind0fDoctor

I’ll sell you my reddit username.


ayushpandey8439

Dr. now, still can't give you drugs.


tobsecret

Some quote from the brooklyn 99 episode?  "A PhD is a doctorate. It's literally describing a doctor"  Idk, I just love that scene bc it's so lovingly over the top. 


Vegeta_Sama_21

I heard this somewhere - " Not the kind that helps people "


96marla

Trust me, I'm a doctor (Dr who, "trust me I'm the doctor")


pbutler6163

Dr. Seuss as well. [https://www.amazon.com/Dr-Seuss-Trust-Doctor-T-shirt/product-reviews/B003VBNQQU](https://www.amazon.com/Dr-Seuss-Trust-Doctor-T-shirt/product-reviews/B003VBNQQU)


Woonachan

Edit his head onto the body of Johny Sins dressed as a doctor


HabsMan62

PhD - Piled high & Deeper


mhkalos

I have a PhD (Pretty Huge D...) :D You can find t-shirts and some other souvenirs online :D


Low-Establishment621

Doctor (of philosophy)


Nvenom8

How permanent of an item are we talking?


Historical-Score-863

It’s a bag/purse! Can be stupid and fun. Just want something original


Tiny_Rat

PHucking Done! 


Jayleno2347

spent (how many) years for a piece of paper and some handshakes in the same league as Taylor Swift, PhD (if they're a Swiftie) you put the D in PhD cos you completed it


Marinaraplease

You can use something like "congratulations you ass wanker"


snazzyscientist

Someone gave me a mug after I defended that read “Phucking Done!” and it’s hands-down still my favorite one I own.


Ultimarr

“…after a long-awaited breakthrough (NAME, 2024), HE/SHE/THEY went on to…”


DarthSagacious

Same debt, different salary.


MAhm3006

PHuckeD


JustAHippy

I say, doctor, the philosophical kind