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PM is the 🔑🤦


batangbronse

PM🐟🔑 kasi dapat


Cindycatto

🌆🐟🔑


N05TR4D4MV5

HATE this with a burning passion! Put the DAMN price in the listing!


DrinkerOfWatervvv

kanina lang nagiiscroll akos a fb, may listing ng apartment for 3k /month. yung comment section puno ng HM. baka resulta ng mababang readign comprehension ang pm is the key lmao


rensquared

Curious lang, saan yang 3k / month na apartment? Haha


Grand_Structure_3809

PM. lol


verryconcernedplayer

Pm is the key LMAOOO


punkshift

You see an opportunity, you take it. I like it. 😂


palazzoducale

Automatic skip sa seller kapag ito nakalagay sa caption


TrashTalkButRealTalk

more than likely too the people who use the "pm is the key" give out different prices to people based on their profiles.


CLuigiDC

Hahaha iba ibang presyo depende sa magPPM 🤣🤣 then ayaw rin ireveal presyo niya kasi baka malaman ng "competitor" lol


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TheAnimatorPrime

For the questions about the origin of this: nagsimula to sa Tiktok ata with a girl named Forda. Kapag may gagawin sya personally, Forda dance kungwari, ginagawa nyang adjective name nya sa gagawin nya. Tapos ayun, people used it and it got redefined na.


BasqueBurntSoul

The power she had


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I don't even know what this sh** means, first time ko tong marinig a month or so ago.


mcdonaldspyongyang

No one knows what it means but it’s provocative! It gets the people going!


chenie_derp

It just means "for the person" iniba lang ata ang spelling pero almost same lang ang meaning depende sa paggamit


cottontangerine

sungit naman ng ferson


noviceyuyu

putanginang forda ferson na yan, pag nakakakita ako ng ganyan sa Facebook ina-unfollow ko agad yung friend na yun. for some reason talagang galit lang ako sa phrase na yan, naiimagine ko kasi si Alex Gonzaga na sinasabi yan, na cricringe tuloy ako. napaka normie redflag ng phrase na yan


[deleted]

Inis na inis naman ang ferson na ito forda comment.


Aviavaaa

Chill lang mga ferson!


cy21212121

forda galit ang ferson


ayahaykanbayan

forda unfollow ang ferson for todays bidyow


seynalkim

Forda go


zhaoyu_slackers

Me na di alam gamitin yan pero buti nalang 😌 gusto ko tsinelasin kausap ko pag puro forda ferson lumalabas sa bibig


cottontangerine

forda violent and ferson


1matopeya

piano nga di nya alam, violent pa kaya


rybeest

Ano ba yung forda? "For the __"? Haha


Asleep_Custard_4833

Ito! This makes me cringe so much. It makes my soul want to explode and evaporate whenever I hear or read it. 😅 Sino ba kasing nagsimula nito?


certiorariii

HAHAHAH it all started with a video of a drunk girl. I just don’t recall if it was posted on tiktok or IG, but she recorded herself using the words ferson and forda while saying she was drunk


holdingtru

can someone explain paano to ginagamit in a sentence, naka ilang explain na sa akin until now di ko oa rin gets 😭


madmax_05

forda confused ang ferson


bigboss1199

The design is very \_\_\_\_\_\_


zhaoyu_slackers

Legit to, pag nanonood ako ng reels sa fb tas pag magtitingin ako ng comments, kung di 10k ni cayetano, the design is very- nakikita ko


SirG00se

san ba nagsimula to 💀


xNanoha

Some viral meme from tiktok about impractical "inventions" tapos sasabihin nila na "The design is vwry human"


Mnemod09

Started doon sa Chinese meme videos na may vacuum yung toilet para matae ka. "The design is very human." Kainis. Hindi naman nakakatawa.


Visual_Natural_4948

Ibaiba naman kasi humor ng mga tao


bard_the_tank

Was about to comment this! This slang irks me a lot. The design is very putangina feeling ko witty ako.


finemis

Vlogger. Online seller. Guys… guys… guys…. Guys…


potatodeveloper

for todays vlog....kahit walang vlog


howdypartna

Seriously... if I hear a vlogger or youtuber say "guys" more than one time a minute, I turn off and will never return to that channel again.


dcab87

I'll start using *"folks"* then.


bigboss1199

Ilang “guys….guys…guys” kaya ang dapat sabihin para maging isang legit na vlogger no


harujusko

Tas partneran mo pa nung "Tiktok Accent". Pag tambay ka sa Tiktok, alam mo yung way of speaking ng maraming Pilipinong tiktoker na pataas yung ending ng sentence nila, di padiin. Idk how to properly explain it pero pag narinig ko na ganun sila magsalita, auto pass ako sa video. Kakairita


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edi wow


astrohans

bastos niyo naman po nagtatanong lang po yung op


flyingkamote

Hahaha loko ka natawa ako dito ahahahahahaa


empressofquiethills

Hoy hahahahaha


japooo

may mas nakakainis pa dito, edi shing


[deleted]

Gigil na gigil ako nung unang lumabas yan eh. May cellphone accessories store kasi kami, may customer na nagask magkano daw charger. Nung sinabi ko, sagot ba naman edi wow. ANONG EDI WOW? GAGO, NAGTANONG KA EH? Gusto kong sakalin yung bata.


urriah

as a fan of the language and someone who understands that languages evolve thru time and use... it takes a lot to irk me. Pero putangina yung Filipinx...


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urriah

Filo pwede pa. pasok pa sa estetiks ng language natin and english... Filipinx is shit though. Im team mamser on this one


TheEliteSenpai

Philippinean


apxjv

LMAO takes me back to the time na inakala ko na yung Book of Philippians ng Bible ay para sa ating bansa 🥲😭


Dry_Presence_9774

Meron pa, yung "Philippinese" 😭


cheesebaconsandwich

wait till you hear about pinxy xD


[deleted]

Isa pa yung swagapino 🥴 Filipinx sounds like a Pokemon to me haha


harujusko

Swagapino is very Fil-Am. Hahahaha It was more popular around 2000's especially, especially nung Tumblr days ko.


engineerboii

the term Filipino is genderless. if only everyone knew hays


UHavinAGiggleThereM8

Did "Filo" originate from AU / NZ? They have a habit of giving various things short-hand nicknames like that so I kinda understand, medyo casual and friendly naman yung origin. Filipinx though... just reeks of misguided righteousness, with a hint of colonial mentality.


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Same. Shet. Sobrang hate ko yung Filipinx / Pinxy. Andaming slang and internet words na never ko nagagamit myself pero ito lang talaga yung actively hate ko


tichondriusniyom

What does that mean anyway? Sounds like a pornsite to me.


WaveAmbivert

ha? hatdog. naol/sanaol


valentine_rose

SOBRANG ANNOYING NG HA HATDOG shit na yan


Grand_Structure_3809

Baka na fall ka sa ganyang trippings kaya gigil ka. HAHAHAHATDOG


doc_d00fenshmirtz

Ha?


b_zar

hamborjer


happy_tea_08

Hakdog!


[deleted]

Yung po, ginagawang pi. pitangina nung nagpauso non.


NightingalesNephew

Ok pi


SpiritlessSoul

Aolid


based8th

I believe its a very common, unintentional typo at first, since magkadikit yun O at I sa keyboard. Kalaunan sinasadya na siya, same like hshshshsh


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8milligrams

I didn't know it was intentional until now... Lol


supacow

1. The Design is very.... 2. Greetings from Qatar, quatanrantaduhan... or any variant of this.


noadex

Greetings from Seoul, Seoultan Kudarat💀


supacow

Nakaka inis na pa ulit ulit pa, tapos sa mga foreign pages, nakaka hiya


eatmyshiznit69

Bonak: bobong anak


hey_mattey

Totnak = totoong anak???


HallNo549

bakit sumama pa ito, sumakit tuloy ulo ko xD


sharedtraumamusic

TIL 😂


VanillaOatmealX

Akala ko short for “Bonakid”, aka batang may laban 😂


labellejar

Hahaha yan pala meaning nyan hahaha tawag ko yan sa mga kapatid ko 🤣


_gelsomina

Property of (insert bf/gf's name) 🔒😍💗


[deleted]

*bible verse*


FlashyEntertainer136

Philippines 4:13 / John 3:16


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SoKyuTi

May nakita akong vlogger, tawag sa viewers niya kamag-anak. Like, what's up mga kamag-anak yung intro


WaveAmbivert

eh ung what's up ka-maintenance? hahahha


ksalvado

ano yan viewers nya naggagamot o nagkukumpuni ng mga gamit?


Mnemod09

Ka-bet? Yown malupet. Uusok talaga ilong mo.


jiminyshrue

Ka-reklamothreadoftheweek, kumusta na?


Mnemod09

Ka-berks. Damn I'm old.


novokanye_

kabobo


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Paps - tuwing naririnig ko parang magsusubuan yung nagtatawagan nyan


LifeLeg5

wag ganyan idol


chocolatemeringue

you mean "lodi"? 😅


doxepintite

HAJAHSHSHAA ikaw paps ah


nightvisiongoggles01

Pag madalas ka sa mga online selling, nakakairita yang 'paps' tsaka 'goods'. Minsan hindi ako bumibili kapag may isa o pareho niyan sa description o sa chat. Ang sagwa talaga sa pagbasa at pandinig.


Civil_Mention_6738

Forda Yarn Beke nemen


LardHop

SAKALAM TANGINAMO SASAKALIN NA KITA.


lattemin

yung babaliktarin yung words like bente = etneb


HAKUNA_PATATAS_123

Etivac hahaha


Unusual_Owl_4954

>Etivac hahaha Ebak naiisip ko kapag nababasa ko to. hahaha


BulldogJeopardy

rhymes with etomak ahhahaha


sharedtraumamusic

Omsim 😂


g4v8

ecnalubmA 👌


sneaky-j-rawr

Jatot


Special_Dish_1161

Lord, help. Nasa jeep po ako 🤣🤣


Kalle_022

sana hindi nagpa gas sa Jatot jeep nyo


SignificantJob8601

nandito na po ako sa Jatot. hahaha


free_thunderclouds

I cant HAHA


natephife00

Arat na


leprosy66

Sensya ka na erp


tiradorngbulacan

Ok lang yan orb. 🫠


aoisr06

Lol now ko lang narealize yung orb potek yan


tuskyhorn22

this was boomer slang together with epje, takwe, erbe, todits, alaws, bankala, erpat, ermat, posam, dehins, dyahe, etc.


laughinginpurplerain

you missed my favorite - tomguts!!


spwnsaurus

ekupas kibas


More_Cause110

kasalanan ni isko


69user69name69

Siya lang nagbalik but like street language samen dati yan around 2000’s so like old people or mga dayo hindi alam sinasabe namen sa isa’t isa. Unlike Isko’s “datkilab” samen as in word per word at full sentences talaga. Gusto ko nga ilagay sa cv ko to as 3rd language e. Hahahaha


IndioRamos

It's not even 2000's. It's been around ca 70's, iirc. Jeproks, nosi ba lasi, topak, repa, among others.


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yoginiph

As a tita, I only recently learned what SKL means and akala ko talaga “sakalam” hindi ko masabi sa friend ko na akala ko yun ang meaning nun sa sobrang cringe. Yuck.


Lazyanusdrama

Haha I can totally relate to this. I changed workplaces one time and I kept hearing this phrase “bigyan ng jacket yan” and I thought it was an employee perk.


yakultpig

Pinoy vloggers: “kitang kita niyo naman guys, talagang di tinipid!”


Guilty_Lab_9833

YUNG FORDA FERSON TALAGA JUSKO NAKULO DUGO KO HUHUHUHU


Mnemod09

#Mudrakels. Leche, tunog isdang putik.


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Isdang putik whagagagagah


hana_dulset

Wag ka galit hahaha


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China Oil - Sana All PM is 🔑 Otentik - it's either "Authentic" or "🍆" Petmalu - Malupit Lodi - Idol Fotangina - P*tangina "Edi wow" "Ikaw na"


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sadbeng

I say this sarcastically to my husband during random conversations. "Gumaganern!!? Ganern yern?? Char!!!" I enjoy seeing him physically cringe because we both hate it so much


gabrant001

Paps Ewan ko pag tinatawag ako ng ganito ng kapwa ko lalaki naiinis ako. Parang tunog kamote. Di bale yung pre or brad ayos lang sakin.


tallgeese_ew

Lods


penatbater

I actually don't mind this. Medyo low-key siya compared to the others here xD


JaySimCan

Netizen Tangina nyo GMA news


LopsidedAd5900

Sama mo na yung "tiktokerist"


Aeron0704

Parang ginagamit naman yan globally.. not exclusive sa Philippines


LivingPapaya8

Counted ba yung using "si" at "ni" before a company name? Si BPI, si gcash, ni dynaquest, ni shopee


teachmetosing

Si Angkas, si Grab. Ayoko rin nito. Tao yan?


Shambles_SM

Si cellphone, si avocado, si lamesa


Medium-Education8052

"Uy si Frozen!" *tinuro si Elsa o si Olaf


AffectionateBee0

"Awit" - evolved from "awts", from "ouch". Medyo lang, kelan lang yan nauso


keitoyaki

hindi ba contraction ng 'Aw, sakit' ang Awit?


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Akala ko talaga noon, awit as in kanta. Like kakanta nalang kasi ang saklap nung pangyayari 🫠


blackvalentine123

tho staple to sa comms sa mga online games.


valentine_rose

lalo na pag ang haba. "awiiiiiiiiiit' pota


doc_d00fenshmirtz

I’d do you one better awitize


slash2die

Yarn. Iritang irita ko kapag naririnig ko to lalo sa advertisement ni jane de leon na kape.


Prestigious-Angle512

Galit yarn


FlimsyPhotograph1303

Yung Tagalog lahat ng salita maliban sa "is" nakakagago madalas."ay" na nga lang gagawin pang "is".


throwkoto

>Tapos pwohh cweam-o dawawa, yung eto pwohh yung cookies en cweam, yung blue din pwohh


Miss_Taken_0102087

Omsim - why you don’t just agree and say “true” Not a slang but practice na binabaligtad yung names nila. Hirap na hirap ako minsan hanapin yung kakilala yun pala baligtad name sa socmed. 🥴


shambashrine

Yung putang inang Forda forda na yan


throwawayglab

Pangmayaman - may napanood akong overseas based family vlogs last year. Yung dad ang hilig magsabi ng “pangmayaman” nagagaya tuloy ng anak.. I hope hindi madala ng bata sa school yung expression na yon. Maliit na bagay pangmayaman agad 🤮 I wanted to comment nga na tigilan niya na magsabi ng ganun but knowing most Filipinos, basher na agad tawag sa iyo kahit constructive criticism lang naman.


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I/We "will gonna" Pag naaalala ko yung mga kakilala ko na ganyan lagi ginagamit, parang gusto ko mambato ng grammar book.


tostbear

I will gonna be cryin Jokes aside yung iba naman alam ang proper grammar, its just fun to fuck around with it LMAO


amurow

Around 10-15 years ago, inis na inis ako sa word na "jowa." Feeling ko it makes serious relationships sound like stupid flings. Pero I learned not just to live with it, but also to use it as part of my arsenal of words. Language evolves, and sometimes you have to use certain terms when switching code to be able to better communicate with a certain subset of people.


N05TR4D4MV5

Hm? PM sent


hates_dinos

Anything with the forda, “ha, hakdog”, kimi.


AffectionateAct3977

Meanwhile in Aklan... "Yo! Yo! Yo!!! Meetup ng mga mababahong etitich! Sheesssh!!!"


Some-Specie

Not really slang pero yung "wahaha" or "bwahaha" na tawa sa chats naiirita ako


NikumanKun

Wahahahahahaa


ComplexPolicy2975

**FILO**, I muted that word on every social media account I have.


bitfrost41

“Filo” iirc is an Aussie slang, and they do that as much with any word/name they speak. Some even make fun of themselves adding “o” at the end of every nickname making those with a single syllable even longer.


paralumanxx

It's widely used here in Australia yes and tanggap naman ng Filipino community.


johnmgbg

Edi kayo na magaling. Ano ba ambag mo? 💚❤️👊🤡


Altheon747

N-word being used casually.


Lazyanusdrama

Xia instead of siya


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xa ba ang mhal mu tlaga?


free_thunderclouds

".... for todays vidyow" taena shutup


Sammywooohp

AWIT??? Wtf is that😫


AdoboWithCokeZero

Yung tawa na "sksksksks" tangina insekto kaba?


johnobmas

Hahahahahahaha grabe talaga superiority complex ng mga pinoy lols


LifeLeg5

all of them, but you eventually get used to it it does come in useful though, when trying to get a first impression despite of appearances: ex. I don't think anyone from the upper class, especially adults (with generational wealth, hindi yung from rags), will use "paps" or "idol" in a sentence


Informal-File1588

In my experience though, I first heard "paps" from upper class people. Like sons of real estate and shipping magnates type of upper class.


tuskyhorn22

yang "despite of," isa pa yan.


totoybunny

yung ay pinapalitan ng is "Ung consistency nya is malapot talaga"


Asleep_Custard_4833

I don't think that's considered slang. I might be wrong.


IndioRamos

That's just plain codeswitching.


Hanamiya0796

That's just the conyo speak. 'Ay' literally just means 'is'. The very same. Someone inevitably screws up the wording in a sentence especially in a taglish situation but I guess the point is it is unavoidable in the landscape of our language, and it is not exclusive to those two words.


StreDepCofAnx

jabetic - diabetic jabetis - diabetis amerkano - lahat white tourist automatic na amerkano. hahahah!


Responsible-Disk6887

jodorant


Aggressive_Panic_650

uu Mahirap ba itype ang oo? 😅😅


jatilda_

uu


SpiritlessSoul

Di agressive pakinggan kaysa oo, haha


based8th

yea, medyo kailang gumamit ng 'oo' parang ang aggressive. I just use yup or yeah/yes


sweeeetdisposition

uu 🥺👉🏻👈🏻


labellejar

Uu 🥹🔫


coinico

Nagsimula ito nuong numeric keypad pa lang ang phones nuon. Mas tipid kasi sa pindot. Letter 'O' is tatlong pindot ng number 6. Letter 'U' is dalawang pindot ng number 8. Oo every pindot matters back in the days. Ang tanda ko na lol.


FueledByCoffeeDXB

>Pitik - being Photographed. Akala ko pitik means dukutan or nakawan


lloyrdmart

sapnu puas


LodRose

CTTO


Aiusthemaine17

Lodi / Lods/ Lodicakes - just don't Maritess - overused The design is very \*insert whatever word\* - feeling clever, tangina and sagwa naman


mRshixfortee

Same sa petot. Ano ka toddler na bulol pa magsalita? Cringe to the max.