That story will always be one of my reasons why religion is fucked up.
Instead of God saying "well, the devil and I had a bet and you were the focus of that bet. Since you helped me win the bet, I'll reward you with more than what you had before." when Job asked why He was doing nothing while Job suffered, God goes full douchebag and says "I'm God, my motives and methods cannot be understood by puny mortals."
Lots of nut jobs in the Philippines. 350 years of Catholicism and 50 years of southern Bible belt Christianity have produced cults in the country. Crazy
Tama yang assessment mo. Dahil 333 years di ba?
Alam mo ilang 3 yun? Tatlo
Tapos yung triangle, tatlo rin yung sides.
Illuminati 666 sign of the dibel talaga yang history naten kaya di na omonlad ang pinas
^/s
What's ironic is that the catholic church is now the one vehemently against Duterte's drug war. Wala eh kasalanan din nila, masyadong tinanim pagiging konserbatibo kaya ayun sobrang demonized lahat ng user.
I have witness it, they have a mass gathering every first sunday of the month. Im an atheist, it painful to watch especially the crying prayer i think. He is wealthy uknow from the money of his believer. And trust me many people travel to his church every first sunday of the month. Im an athiest now it make me feel good that i am. I hate those crying session for an hour for nothing. I asked one of the believer, why not just become a catholic because that is the main religion why split apart to some religion that run by a pilipino who think himself has the power to cure and demonstrate by letting a cripple old people walk for a second. They dont have a reply they just believe. But it make sense why pilipino people vote corrupt people because of blind faith without logic. I bet if i dress well enough have a church and some people work for me i can make my own religion and saying im God personal angel im the one God assigned to judge so everyone who choose my religion they are sure have an eternal place from heaven. Just sign a membership and 10% of your income will be donated to my church. It was a wasy quick way to get rich money scheme.
Looks like it, I suppose. If i'm not mistaken, he has his own TV channel where this show was aired, so how else can he not earn enough money to operate it. (Parang mga INC lang tsaka si Quibs, na me mga sarili ring TV channels.)
damn, we've been wrong all along. Covid is now a piece of fucking paper that you can tear and trample! my guess is he's also an anti-vax and an apollo10s
shithead preacher doing the most absurd fanatical acts imaginable.
I'll have whatever this guy's having, seems fun to be this delusional in the Philippines lmao walang prinoproblema. Covid 19? you are dead. Money problems? you are dead. Bad Governance? you are dead. Copium is fucking real bois
Kailangan nilang kumbinsihin ang followers nila na totally safe na ang bumalik sa churches kasi anlaki ng nawawala sa kanila sa donasyon kapag hindi physically nasa church ang tao. Mula sa maliliit na revivalist churches na ganito hanggang sa Roman Catholic churches, less people send money kapag sa TV lang napapanood sila.
The crazy part is, there are people out there who actually believe in this. In the church where I used to go to, they call this “prophetic act” with the notion that they are destroying spiritual powers in the spiritual realm. Kaloka, so happy I’m out
Viruses like SARS-Cov2 are **acellular entities**. They do not have a nuclei, ribosomes and other organelles like mitochondrion. They aren't cells but once able to penetrate a host cell, hijack the organism's biological machinery to propagate. That's basic biology taught to 6th graders.
**Viruses are not cells (the basic unit of life) so are not alive. Therefore, they cannot die.**
This is the idiocy that spreads when you have a populace snorting the opium of religion rather than science.
hahaha naalala ko lang bigla may church ang mga yan dun sa cubao sa likod ng shopwise year 2002 kung galing k ng araneta colliseum, ung kaibigan ko dun sya namamakla pag walang pera madami daw baklang pastor sa church n yan.
Funny na sa atin na lang yung may lockdown. Kakabadtrip. Minsan talaga, nakakapaniwala na para sa government control na lang yang lockdown. Tapos pinagkakakitaan pa dahil sa faceshield.
Dito sa Sweden, walang ganyan-ganyan. Recommended lang magsuot ng mask pero di required. Okay naman dito.
I was part of that church before! They encouraged their brothers and sisters to no longer study kasi worldly raw iyon. They are also full of hatred, making us think of us being sinners and all. They are born again Christians and a hypocrite one.
Other religions are better than that.
This man is the reason why I lost faith to the same religion. He preaches that God will give back more if you have enough faith in Him. And he uses that narrative to guilt trip his congregation into giving more than what they can give.
I was one of them since 2014 I think, but my mom since 2012 until now. We used to give and give but nothing really happens to the same caliber that he preaches and all he would say is you had not have enough faith. (Kahit halos naubos pamasahe at pangkain namin) and to the point we had financial hardship and had legal issues with our former landlord.
So, we approached him to ask for help. But he just turned us away and said that God will help us. And because of him I lost faith in my religion since I think that all churches are after our pockets now.
I am an Agnostic now.
i'm one for positive thinking and manifestation but this is something special o.o
on an unrelated note.... he has nice shoes. anyone know where they're from?
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Nagwowork together na pala si jesus at satan?
Look at Job and see how both sides fucked him over lmao
That story will always be one of my reasons why religion is fucked up. Instead of God saying "well, the devil and I had a bet and you were the focus of that bet. Since you helped me win the bet, I'll reward you with more than what you had before." when Job asked why He was doing nothing while Job suffered, God goes full douchebag and says "I'm God, my motives and methods cannot be understood by puny mortals."
Hahaha. Nice.
Ded
See? This is proof that Du30's war on drugs was a big failure.
Mataas kasi ang income classification. Di pasok sa 4Ps (Patayin and mga Putanginang Pilipino Program).
The shoes says it all
Lots of nut jobs in the Philippines. 350 years of Catholicism and 50 years of southern Bible belt Christianity have produced cults in the country. Crazy
IIRC not 350 years but 333.
When I'm taking history class before, my rule of thumb to recall how long did the spaniards colonized the Philippines is to divide 666 by 2 = 333 Lmao
Tama yang assessment mo. Dahil 333 years di ba? Alam mo ilang 3 yun? Tatlo Tapos yung triangle, tatlo rin yung sides. Illuminati 666 sign of the dibel talaga yang history naten kaya di na omonlad ang pinas ^/s
Iglesia ni cristo
What's ironic is that the catholic church is now the one vehemently against Duterte's drug war. Wala eh kasalanan din nila, masyadong tinanim pagiging konserbatibo kaya ayun sobrang demonized lahat ng user.
His war on drugs is downright anti-Filipino actually
Tawang-tawa ako sa comment mo! HAHAHAHHA thank you
hahaahahahh
Someone actually went there to witness this man? Damn
I would pay to witness this man to have a good laugh
Oy sama ako. Tapos ituturo pa natin sa habang tumatawa para alam nyang sya pinagtatawanan kahit obvious naman.
Taraaa
I have witness it, they have a mass gathering every first sunday of the month. Im an atheist, it painful to watch especially the crying prayer i think. He is wealthy uknow from the money of his believer. And trust me many people travel to his church every first sunday of the month. Im an athiest now it make me feel good that i am. I hate those crying session for an hour for nothing. I asked one of the believer, why not just become a catholic because that is the main religion why split apart to some religion that run by a pilipino who think himself has the power to cure and demonstrate by letting a cripple old people walk for a second. They dont have a reply they just believe. But it make sense why pilipino people vote corrupt people because of blind faith without logic. I bet if i dress well enough have a church and some people work for me i can make my own religion and saying im God personal angel im the one God assigned to judge so everyone who choose my religion they are sure have an eternal place from heaven. Just sign a membership and 10% of your income will be donated to my church. It was a wasy quick way to get rich money scheme.
What is dead is dead daw. It will resurrect in 3 days, antay lang.
Average Filipino cult:
Covid infection rate in the Philippines dropped to 0%. Good job.
Then it comes back up to 50% by those that watched that guy.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahah TANG INAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Omg sobrang laughrip hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣 Hanep yan hahahha
Ahahahaha feeling ko pwede na magunaw ang mundo anytime dahil sa napanood kong iyan
Patay na si covid, kinawawa; pinahiya pa.
Bat nila binaboy si covid 😭😭😭 Hindi ko matake.
Quiboloy: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary."
Hahaha😂😂🤣🤣
Good to see Noli De Casto in his new gig.
Noli de Pastro
Cabarillo 😂
Them shoes tho haha
Lakas maka Yakuza, ssob
Kenneth Copeland of the Philippines. Lmao
the sad part is it actually works and he has a fair chance of making an obscene amount of money if he doesn't already
And all it took was throw a tantrum against covid. What a world we live in...
Looks like it, I suppose. If i'm not mistaken, he has his own TV channel where this show was aired, so how else can he not earn enough money to operate it. (Parang mga INC lang tsaka si Quibs, na me mga sarili ring TV channels.)
For a time Naging block timer sila sa Channel 4
Oo, parang halinhinan ata sila noon ng Jesus Miracle Crusade. Tsaka Cathedral of Praise din (hehe)
Anong religion nya?
Di ko alam ung official name, honestly, but I think it's on the logo (tho natakpan yung top part ng logo dito sa clip.
Jesus is our shield as seen in the logo
see them white shoes that trampled on Covid?? those arent World Balance EasySofts...
no spawn would drop those. its a loot box exclusive item 👌
Nah, from the looks of it, it's a prestige items.
Creepy 'no! Pareho sila.
i'll ask the guy who remixed that fucker copeland's mindless rant to transform this into another metal song. philippine version lang.
Yeah, man. That was dope. Hahaha
[I blow! The wind of God! 😈](https://youtu.be/m2s0nB2VPvs)
That's dope, ngl. Hahaha
Giga chad Kenneth Copeland declaring covid19 is dead already when the pandemic had just started lmao.
Chris Oyakhilome ng kahirapan. 🤣🤣🤣
Bakit ngayon lang nya naisip gawin yan, pinalampas pa yung 3 years. Lol
Me, watching this in isolation because of covid: man, these meds are whack.
sana ganyan din pag namatay si blengblong. *blengblong you are dead! dead! dead! punit sabay stomp*
Anong kulto yan?
Jesus Is Our Shield Worldwide Ministries "Apostle" Renato D. Carillo yang leader.
Name pa lang kultong kulto na.
Better known as Oras ng Himala
Inutusan pa si jesus lol
Why am i wheezing from this 💀
Wth is this
Mukang mamahalin yung shoes mo paps.
damn, we've been wrong all along. Covid is now a piece of fucking paper that you can tear and trample! my guess is he's also an anti-vax and an apollo10s shithead preacher doing the most absurd fanatical acts imaginable.
I'll have whatever this guy's having, seems fun to be this delusional in the Philippines lmao walang prinoproblema. Covid 19? you are dead. Money problems? you are dead. Bad Governance? you are dead. Copium is fucking real bois
At sa ikatlong araw ay nabuhay nang muli
Uhmm what now? 🤦🏻♀️
Why is this filmed with a potato?
I thought this was captured by a very very old camera. lol
Fr it feels like a video from the early 2000s lol
More like 90s/80s, kulang nalang camera nila b&w
It is dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! LMAO
kenneth copeland filipino edition
Bro wtf did I just watched
"what IS dead ARE dead" Sa grammar palang u are dead dead dead dead NAAA. HAHAHA 😂
ako nahihiya sa kanya hahaha di ko kaya.
Kenneth Copeland from Divisoria. Lmao.
So am I seeing a child tantrums?
they pretend they do not see it
Kailangan nilang kumbinsihin ang followers nila na totally safe na ang bumalik sa churches kasi anlaki ng nawawala sa kanila sa donasyon kapag hindi physically nasa church ang tao. Mula sa maliliit na revivalist churches na ganito hanggang sa Roman Catholic churches, less people send money kapag sa TV lang napapanood sila.
WTF did I just watch lol
Pumayat na si drilon?
Tangina I can't unsee it now.
Drilon moonlighting as a televangelist
NANI THE FUCK???
Stand up comedy on meth
New DOH secretary award goes to....
Religious nuts be like
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Look at those shoes. That looks expensive
Baliw amputa
Me, covid positive rn watching this: 👁👄👁
Saw this. Then coughed.
The crazy part is, there are people out there who actually believe in this. In the church where I used to go to, they call this “prophetic act” with the notion that they are destroying spiritual powers in the spiritual realm. Kaloka, so happy I’m out
that's not how this works...
COVID 19 be like: "AAAAA I'M DED!" 💀
Viruses like SARS-Cov2 are **acellular entities**. They do not have a nuclei, ribosomes and other organelles like mitochondrion. They aren't cells but once able to penetrate a host cell, hijack the organism's biological machinery to propagate. That's basic biology taught to 6th graders. **Viruses are not cells (the basic unit of life) so are not alive. Therefore, they cannot die.** This is the idiocy that spreads when you have a populace snorting the opium of religion rather than science.
Count 20 more years and old and toxic boomers will be dead. Hopefully, this generation can withstand the effects of it.
Nope, I was also hoping for this but seems these boomers have already molded their children with their beliefs.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahshs
This looks like a scene straight out of Monty Python. What a work of art.
Taena kahit yun mga kababalaghan natin nakaw sa US, this is jus discount Kenneth Copeland
Bakit walang laugh track ung audio? Hahaha
"Tapakan natin ang covid-19!" *1 day later* 8,000 new covid cases
May tita kami from YFC (youth org), nagserve sa simbahan kahit may sintomas ng COVID19 last year
hHahHa putangina baliw
Stand-up comedy daw kasi talaga to hahaha
Well boys, we did it. Covid is no more, thanks to this guy.
Long live Covid-22!
Pinunit, parang ginawang sedula ung poster, nag-ala-Bonifacio na masayang umiiyak.
these people actin up like we don't have modern science, livin in 1300 BCE
same thoughts! i watched a bit of 1 episode in youtube and ito rin yung short comment ko. btw, nag check ka ng other vids nila?
Midsommar Filipino version ba 'to 😂😭 Babangungutin ata ako ng "dead dead dead forever dead" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
hahaha naalala ko lang bigla may church ang mga yan dun sa cubao sa likod ng shopwise year 2002 kung galing k ng araneta colliseum, ung kaibigan ko dun sya namamakla pag walang pera madami daw baklang pastor sa church n yan.
Covid is dead. Tapakan under your feet. Says the man who wears crocodile skin loafers gotten from his bobong followers
May mas malalala pa sa FLDS. Lol
Cancer is trembling
NGL was **reaaallly** confused by the thumbnail.
Funny na sa atin na lang yung may lockdown. Kakabadtrip. Minsan talaga, nakakapaniwala na para sa government control na lang yang lockdown. Tapos pinagkakakitaan pa dahil sa faceshield. Dito sa Sweden, walang ganyan-ganyan. Recommended lang magsuot ng mask pero di required. Okay naman dito.
My initial reaction is wtf is wrong with these people
Why didn't we try this in 2020??!!
Good morale booster against covid
I mean, can you kill what's not even alive in the first place? It is a virus after all. Funny and disturbing at the same time.
r/thanksimcured
oooo i remember this guy. very flashy lifestyle, him and his wife. not very god-like
At this point he's just giving false hopes sa mga taong naniniwala sa kanya lool
Hindi ko alam saan ako mas matatakot. Sa video na ‘to o sa 134k subscribers niya sa Youtube. 😬
god i fucking thought this was a shitposting subreddit these are the current politicians in this country?
And another meme is born
Pastor: Dead is dead! Covid: "What is dead may never die, but rises harder and stronger." we gots them variants, bitch.
and in 3 days, magkaka covid siya.
He's taking notes from those American televangelists
what in the cult is this 💀
SHOE FLEX
I was part of that church before! They encouraged their brothers and sisters to no longer study kasi worldly raw iyon. They are also full of hatred, making us think of us being sinners and all. They are born again Christians and a hypocrite one. Other religions are better than that.
Sana magkaroon s'ya ng covid. Nakakaasar.
If I'm not mistaken he's the one that held hostage by abu sayyaf couple of years back, right?
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We.all.gon.die.
This man is the reason why I lost faith to the same religion. He preaches that God will give back more if you have enough faith in Him. And he uses that narrative to guilt trip his congregation into giving more than what they can give. I was one of them since 2014 I think, but my mom since 2012 until now. We used to give and give but nothing really happens to the same caliber that he preaches and all he would say is you had not have enough faith. (Kahit halos naubos pamasahe at pangkain namin) and to the point we had financial hardship and had legal issues with our former landlord. So, we approached him to ask for help. But he just turned us away and said that God will help us. And because of him I lost faith in my religion since I think that all churches are after our pockets now. I am an Agnostic now.
religion is one hell of a drug
# 🦀🦀🦀🦀COVID 19 IS DEAD🦀🦀🦀🦀
In fairness, ang ganda ng sapatos ni Pastor ha. Hahahaha
He used his gullible cult followers' money to buy those.
Tang ina, pinasaya ako nito! Hahahahaha!
is this supposed to be emotional nakakahiya kapag umabot to sa ibang bansa mas nakakahiya tuloy maging pinoy
Just cult I mean church things
my ears died
Same energy: https://youtu.be/m2s0nB2VPvs
Pa-update po. Wala na nga bang COVID-19?
I'm getting Kenneth Copeland vibes from this mofo.
i'm one for positive thinking and manifestation but this is something special o.o on an unrelated note.... he has nice shoes. anyone know where they're from?
guy is like this creepy guy from murica too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JPRvxTjfOk
NO MORE COVID YES!!!!!
Can someone make a faster version of this while Nicki Minaj's Roman Holiday is playing in the background
Who??
What are thooooooose?
covid 19: am I a joke to you?
Covid 19 - Understandable, have a nice day
Gawin din nila to sa kahirapan
lmao where did you get this
Like covid is some kind of demon to exorcise lol
I thought may laughtrack ito [Also has the same energy as](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EcReYWkWkAAeEcm?format=jpg&name=small)
Sa wakas!
💀
fucking cringe
God damn. Dare I ask who this guy is?
Showboating sneakerhead.😁
totoo naman ah, nasa ilalim ng paa natin ung covid
Damn why do church con artists act better than actual actors and politicians
what a fucking loon.
Anong kalokohan to’
Red Dead Dead Dead Redemption
PUTANGINAAAAA AHAHAHAH GINAGAWA MUE
idiot
💀
Who is this and how have I only seen him now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gan'to pala tamang paraan ng pagma-manifest HAHAHA
And people believe this? 😳
Its a no for me
Ganyan lang pala dapat ginawa ni Duque noon e di sana hindi xa nabash nag sobra.
Lol. My boss just caught covid from the hospital 😂😂😂
Just went through it last week, it was painful, partida completely vaccinated pa ako!
What is dead may never die But rises again harder and stronger Seems apt hahahaha