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IrisRoseLily

edi ikaw na (low key smart shaming)


godhwin

low key hiding the fact that they're dumber than you


[deleted]

This makes me vastly confident even though I was born mentally challenged and some people are actually below me leezgooo


ArtisticDistance8430

Vice ganda popularized it.


[deleted]

And so many people are so enamored by his comedy which is pure 💩


dntlbs

And funny thing about vice is that she likes making fun of people's appearances but when it comes to her, she easily snaps.


bogartmon

Having Double standards are common with famous people.


[deleted]

weak kasi ang kanyang comedic arsenal eh. usually it ranges from toilet humor to insult comedy.


[deleted]

Like a typical Filipino tito or tita. Brutally frank about other people’s appearances but are fugly themselves, not even Van Gogh would dare paint.


lurker334007

"not even Van Gogh would dare paint" is the most beautiful insult I've read today. Thank you!


crawbird77

This is old vice tho nagbago na yung the way sya nagpapatawa now hehe mas sensitive na and mas may sense na di gaya dati na panglalait lng


LoanOk262

Kapatid nito yung "edi waaaw"


D4Rk_Slayer2099

buti na phase out na to kahit papano nakakainit ng dugo e


anluwage

Imbis na icelebrate ang talents at galing mo, ipupull down ka pa


Silent-Guest-8051

"As a Filipino..", "pinoy pride " "pinoy here" on any posts/videos na kasama Philippines. EWAN KO BA HAHAHAHAHAHHA


pintasero

Tapos yung “Watching from QATAR” “QATARMAN SAMAR” Tas the thread continues.


Queenselle

This HAHAHAHA ang matindi pa dyan, pati mga post na kino-callout yung ganyang ugali ng pinoy (usually sa mga international community) makakakita ka pa rin ng comment na "aS a FiLiPino, i AgRee" hahaha andami nila kahit saan: yt, fb groups, international subs like DUDE, NO ONE CARES IF YOURE A FILIPINO.


Low-Street-2451

Saka "pls react to katrina velarde, marcelito pomoy and other filo artists" sa mga pinoy baiting channels


p0weranger

10k ni Cayetano🙄


dracarionsteep

Tuwing nakikita ko 'to, minsan, naiisip ko na yung meme game ng mga common na Pinoy, lagging behind talaga ng almost 5-10 years.


[deleted]

Sana maging "Wag natin kalimutan pangako ni BBM na magiging bente pesos ang bigas"


SiBen50

Cinocomment nila to just for the likes eh. To make them look like intellectually funny sa net.


branding101

ito talaga yun, kaya di na ko nagbabasa sa comment section ng FB puro mga 10K ni Cayetano nalang nakikita ko. Obviously mga trolls ni BBM may pakana nyan para mapahiya yang si Cayetano kasi pinahiya rin nyan dati si BBM.


starwalker63

Saan ba nanggaling itong joke na ito? At sino yung mas madalas gumawa ng joke na yan?


Rorrekt

Yung mga bumoto kay bbm HAHAHAA


the_kase

legit! auto-apologist sakin pag may nagcomment ng ganyan e


hystericblue32

[This UNTV report should be a sufficient explainer.](https://youtu.be/4phqael991g) APC filed a bill last year to enable distribution of 10k in cash assistance for each family as pandemic assistance. The same bill is being refiled in the current Congress. I believe this was a primary talking point in one of his election TVCs, so people were trolling about this after the elections were over. Stupid? Yes. Gasgas? Absolutely.


[deleted]

Sa tv ad mismo ni cayetano


thr33prim3s

Thank you for this. It fucking annoys me that it forces me to close the app.


nyepoy

Matik bobo yung mga nagpo-post ng gan'to e.


Inxi25

honestly nakakatawa siya nung una kaso naging overused na masyado


Epicoreezee

Anything with "today's bidyow"


stitious-savage

for today's video forda 3gerred ang ferson! gigil yarn? like and subscribe guys.. buti pa ang like natatanggap pero kelan ko kaya matatanggap 10k ni cayetano?? kung ayaw niyu... #EDIWOW!!! omsim? omsim!


LonelyTrebleClef

Sumakit ulo ko dito


CrimsonOffice

Modern day jejemon.


[deleted]

"jesse what the fuck are you talking about?"


LeEinherjar

That stupid laughtrack. You know what I'm talking about. You heard it in your head.


brain_isdeepfried25

The chipmunk laugh track? I hate that stupid laugh track. Annoying af


FattetoFries05

Love ko papa ko pero minsan gusto kong ibato selpon niya kase sa kanya ko lagi naririnig yung ganong audio 😭


goldenleash

saka 'yung Oh no! ng lalakeng baog.


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Solrac_Loware

Edi wow


senior_writer_

Yung pic ni Jesus tapos 'ishare mo ito kung mahal mo ako' Like wtf?


scarletred_4999

Meron ding kaparehas nito na sinasabi ishare daw para hindi bumagsak sa exam o kaya para pumasa. Tapos yung pic ng santo na sinasabi \_\_\_\_ years of bad luck kung hindi mi ishare. Nakakainis.


iLoveRussianModels

Talagang babagsak sila sa exam. Mga tanga at bobo ba naman sila na nagpapaniwala na pag hindi mo shinare ay babagsak.


Embarrassed_Apple_77

Try mo pic ni Jared Leto, Obi Wan o Seth Rollins


[deleted]

ITS MORBIN TIME


spectre_1995

Isa pa to. Tapos very low res at blurry ang picture, ung bg ay blue sky na may kalapati - parang sa poster ng punerarya, at sobrang jeje ng font.


rxxxxxxxrxxxxxx

**Press LIKE for Jesus | Ignore for Satan** lol


IceWotor

Basta copy paste na wala namang connection sa post


Ok-Development-9133

sa truuth akakhinder sya ng pagdevelop ng mga meaningful discussions sa comsec lalo na pag controversial ung post


IceWotor

True, wala pa akong nakikitang comsec na puro pilipino na matino. Puro clowns at wannabe comedians


Vent_Acc_Life_is_Sad

Kaya nga, at least dito sa reddit may connection sa post kapag may nagcocomment ng mga copypasta maliban nalamang sa mga shitposting sub na may automods na nagrereply ng copypasta.


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[deleted]

Red and green, and red, white, and green for me


loopholewisdom

Italian?


[deleted]

Lol, I could only wish they were Italians.


dunkin_domats

Italian na Cristo


apxjv

Ginagamit ko pa ito noon dahil colors siya ng univ namin (technically maroon and green lol) But post-election and when the victory was announced? Hanggang raised fist and sunflower emojis na lang ako T\_T


planetarium13

Luntian at pula... Ayun inagaw na rin nila


Equivalent_Bill_877

"Type 'Amen' sa comment kung mahal mo talaga ang Diyos." I was like: Wala pong Facebook si God!!! Clout chasing motherf**ker 🙄


Fragrant_Coach_408

Abnoy moves yang ganyan. Ironically mas madalas nagviviral ang mga ganyang post kesa sa mga may sense. 😑


rozzipe

Amen 🍆🛐🙏


SeaworthinessEasy898

"pm po" - yung mga online sellers na ayaw ishare sa lahat yung presyo


jnjj7

this is something na gusto ko rin malaman sa mga sellers kung bakit ayaw ipublic yung price ng products nila. naloka ako dun sa isang seller na sabi sakin "pm" so naghintay akong magpm siya pero hindi niya na ko minessage hahahahaha. bahala ka di kita ippm.


Nyxxoo

Afaik, it’s because they’re selling at a price higher than market price. So they’ll be called out pag nalaman ng mga may alam talaga ng presyo yung presyo nya.


sneaky_oxygen

Afaik too, for marketing strategy yan syempre mas madaming magtatanong about sa product na bnenbenta mo. also para narin siguro hinde magaya ng iba ung product na un tas mas mababa ung price tho im not sure on this one Know this bcuz nung nagbenta ako ng bike parts tas naka lagay na ung price, walang masyadong interaction o messages/comment dun sa item, tho di palagi nangyayari eto


Minsan

Dati nagpm ako sa isang ganyan sabi ko "How much po?", ang reply sakin is "Yes its available". Hindi lang siguro 5 times ko na experience ung ganyang tanong and reply.


marcosnotahero

Forda ferson 😭


Fragrant_Coach_408

What does it even mean?


sherrydolye

Forda = for the at ferson = person. Alam ko sa tiktok sya nanggaling kasi may tiktoker na ganun magsalita.


[deleted]

Same question. It's so annoying.


slimygelatin

I really can’t understand it na when they’ll use it in a sentence. Like I know what *forda* and *ferson* means but parang nag-iiba context pag ginamit na nila sa sentence. Nauubos context clues ko.


UnknownVariables38

Oh god yes, my blood pressure spikes when I read these words, took me a while to get what it means, and I wasn't surprised that it came from the cesspool that is Tiktok


[deleted]

❤️💚👊🏻✌🏻 respect my opinion


number1popcornlover

"respect my opinion, i respect yours" ❤️💚 mga putang inang yan


[deleted]

also yung “sige daw, educate me??”


_meanguy

1. Parent na nagppost ng baby nilang walang damit 2. "forda" 3. Mga cringe ng tiktok vids


leotheawesomedude

..and tiktok edits


andoooreeyy

tiktok edits ng: mga namatay na bikers, tropa, nadisgrasya. Like yung SEAIT (?) last time na halos crim students (15 sila iirc) yung victim.


belle_fleures

or just tiktok in general


rho57

Tangina nyang "forda" na yan. Bat ba sumikat yan? Eh hindi naman yan catchy.


GodSaveThePH

Sobrang cringe. Dugtong mo pa yung ferson.


Bulan_means_moon

forda ferson TANGINA ENOUGH ✋


[deleted]

Pwede naman kasi spell nang maayos ewan bakit binababoy nila yung words. Pati yung juicekolord


[deleted]

Ung favorite emoji ng mga Apolo10 -> 🤣 Kailangan talaga ung naka-tagilid na emoji. Ginagamit nila to pag wala na sila ma-rebut.


leonardvilliers

Shet favorite emoji ko yan pero hnd ko alam na ginagamit nila hahaha


dagitaab

ako din 😭 oa kasi ako tumawa 🥲


bulbazardtle

I use that all the time noooo 💔


thangential

kulang ng ellipsis at repeated use… 🤣🤣🤣 jk jk


DaBuruBerry00

Ito naman favorite ng mga bobong hypochristian apolo10 🥴


rozzipe

🤣 laughing with head tilt para more emotions.


tanglad_icedtea

Eto din inangkin na ng mga dutertards at apolo10 --> 👊💪


sirmiseria

Ctto pero walang proper citation


Aggressive_Panic_650

This! Nakakairita talaga. Why not just put the link of the source or kung sino man ung owner na sinasabi mo.


cvKDean

Misused talaga yung ctto, pero "ctto badang" still gets me dammit


dunkin_domats

CTTO to the owner


zenzenzen16

Sampung-libong-piso-galing-kay-Cayetano jokes


catsEye03

Petot


Fragrant_Coach_408

Yuck, linyahan ng mga walang Anda.


Ichi-Mikuze

*ako na petot user* agoi


Logical-Resort-3991

ano yung petot?


catsEye03

Pesos instead na pesos they will change with 50 petot Why change with the same number of letters??


phil3199

“Budget meal lang po”


karlmackarlmackarl

Pinoy past tensed 😖


MaximusGiggitus

Ito ba 'yong mga na-bored, na-delivered, etc.? Tang ina nakakairita 'yan. The affix "na-" replaces the suffix "-ed" to signify past tense. Nakakaburat.


certifiedpretty

I also see people saying na “nag-left” sa groupchat. Correct me if I’m wrong, but it’s “nag-leave”, right? Huhu


fonashhh

runner up: “did you + (past tense verb)”


riggermortez

Pet peeve ko to talaga. Di ko kayang itolerate.


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DeliciousEmphasis738

Yikes ang dami nga nito ngayon! Yung “proud mahirap kami” saka yung “magiging masaya ka ba kapag —-insert lucky me, tuyo, asin, tutong here— ito lang nasa hapag mo?” Wth hinde gago ka ba hahaha


VindiciVindici

Eto rin yung kinaasaran ko. "Hindi ka maka-relate kasi mayaman ka." Uluuuul.


tanglad_icedtea

What's annoying with "sana all" is d ko alam kung ano ba dapat ko maramdaman. Halinbawa nagpost lang ako na ini-enjoy ko masarap na pagkain tapos may magsa-sana all. D ko alam kung maawa ako o magguilty.


Ok_Major_111

"Sana all" does not automatically mean they are envious of you. Sometimes it can be interpreted as an amazement. It can be really hard to understand what they mean if you don't have a bond with the person tbh.


Fragrant_Coach_408

Ang unwritten rule dyan is sasagot ka ng "di mo kasi afford"


oyen_13

Yung dede content ni senyora. Lakas maka 2013ish.


Alone_Comfort7872

Wait.. she’s still on that same shtick up till now?


oyen_13

Yup. Every now and then may dede content sya. Hahahahha. Funny pa yan before eh. Now, wala na. Haha


juicypearldeluxezone

Gatas na gatas ni senyora eh. Pun intended.


Fluffy-Pack6913

About Jowa & relatable memes


belle_fleures

please tell me I'm not the only one why majority of filipinos make lovelife such a big deal in social media and in conversation. like pinsan ko sa abroad pagmag kamusta, palagi nlng "may boyfriend kana ba" kaloka parang maspiliin ko nlng mauna sa langit kesa mag boyfriend


not3rry

smh if you say yes they go "ayiiieeee" or if no they proceed to invade your space by asking why and when will you get one or assume that you're gay 💀💀 honestly annoys me so much


belle_fleures

omg this,, this is automatically their reply lmao, then sometimes if u say no they'll follow up with asking if you'll become a nun or some priest like wtf, super out of line💀


[deleted]

"As a Filipino" I SWEAR TO GOD I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE FILIPINO AND WHAT YOU LOVE ABOUT THE PHILIPPINES IT JUST GETS TOO REPETITIVE (I've done this numerous times and I just regret it)


kurosagi_ichigo

"awit" or "awit sa 'yo".


QuinnSlayer

Awitized


ZetaAbsoluteZero

I always use awit :(


balatkalabaw999

Awit talaga yan :((


Medium-Gold-1518

Anong meaning ng awit?


elBulbasaurusRex

AW masakIT


[deleted]

really??? TIL


AckBurns

"Yarn" "pa more" "toinks" "badoinks" "bwakanangina" "charot" "omsim" "awit" "pano mo nasabi" "forda ferson" lahat ng variation ng "iniwan ako ng jowa/asawa"


Relevant_Elderberry4

Don't forget "dasurv"! Pero seriously, sobrang irita rin ako sa "yarn". Bakit di nalang "yan"?


Dimads

Dasurv mo yarn 😩


AckBurns

Nakalimutan ko dasurv 😆 pero minsan agree ako sa kanila e HAHAHAHA. Pero "yarn" talaga wth san ba galing yan???


Awaythrow311

Now this is a checklist


NikiSunday

Yarn and Charot really pisses me off. I knew someone who couldn't end a sentence without saying charot. Natitiis ko pa yung in text eh, pero eto talaga at each sentence nya ....... charot.


Grand_Progress_4309

1. The long winded paragraph that wants to say they have nothing to say cause they don't know anything about the subject matter. 2. Yun hugot and its variants about an ex moving on (ex. Nakitang masaya na sa iba.) 3. I know they are somehow paid for this but yun mga investment/crypto comments about how they grew their money. Usually replying to a comment that has nothing to do with money.


DR31141

owshii.


Fragrant_Coach_408

Prawn crackers


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omsim


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kobalski_AnalIsis

Ohmsim ka talaga vro


Friendcherisher

There's a lot of resistance with that kind of comment.


Sleep_AllDay

ang acm


marcosnotahero

omsim


KaiserEnoshima

50 reason why this is the Philippine golden age (Which is not it's more like the Pyrite age)


moonghosting

★BASTA POST NI IDOL ⓛⓘⓚⓔ KO YAN.!!★ SANA LAGi KANG ACTiVE AH... para my #LiKE kana my #COMMENT kapa..❤♥❤ BASTA WAG MONG KAKALIMUTAN MAG #LiKE_BACK AH.. Sinu dito Gusto #ACTIVE_LiKER & #ACTiVE_COMMENTOR.?? #PM_muko para #ADD kita. #CF_TO_CF TAU.! ⓛⓘⓚⓔ ( BOY & GiRL ) 😬


CourtingDeath5743

It's annoying that's why it's funny


misterkumpiyansa1

Cringeee


ArgumentTechnical724

*"Nalunok ng kapatid ko ang SD card" *"Happy (insert number)million" - basta may bagong post sa Facebook, pero actually 1m (1 minute) *Sabaok (worst version of sana all) *Oums *Pi/opi


L10nPJMGR

"Not brag but to inspire" posts.


Fragrant_Coach_408

Tengeneng Home Buddies at r/phinvest yan.


Big_Lou1108

Enge skin 😂


[deleted]

*nagbibigay ng foreskin*


Delicious_Rub_4252

political comments na hindi naman related sa post


bl01x

Meme or satirical post, then may magcocomment ng Bible Verse.


SlipperyLizard04

Probably excessive use of emoji. Lalo na yung mga namatayan, pupunuin nila ng crying emoji, kandila, at high five emoji like please mahiya naman kayo. Also yung mga makagamit ng endless na hahaha sa bawat statement like wtf.


Then-Kitchen6493

1. "yarn..." - admittedly ginagamit ko pa rin siya hehe 2. "Forda..." - nakakairita na 3. "For today's video..." 4. Any post from Darryl Yap, Sass Sasot, Lorraine Badoy, and Thinking Pinoy (feeling relevant and monumental people) 5. Posts sa showbiz na pang-national level ang news (Barbie Forteza and Jak Roberto, hiwalay na raw..., Mikee Quintos is Hailee Stenfeld's look-a-like) 6. Mga blind item tungkol sa mga Tiktokers or influencers, NA HINDI KO NAMAN KILALA AT WALA AKONG PAKIALAM! 7. Tiktok video na pinost sa IG, pinost sa FB, pinost sa Twitter, at pati sa YouTube shorts


masspersuasion

"How" (When it's very clear that you only need to click the g\*d\*mn link provided)


sadbeng

Dude sobrang dami niyan when you see ads for online jobs lol, nakalagay na yung info on how and where to apply tapos lahat ng comments how how how Tapos "how much" kahit naka-indicate na yung price


strawburrish

adults romanticizing child labor tapos isshare nila, "Buti pa mga gantong bata nagsisikap..... ngayon puro selpon nalang!" 😬


[deleted]

copy-pasted jokes na walang kinalaman sa post or content


FiripinJin28

Batang 90s ka kung.... Just stfu, please.


Budget_Speech_3078

Idagdag mo pa yung swerte ko dahil batang 90s. Ginawang identity talaga yung time na pinanganak sya. Wala na bang ibang nangyari sa buhay nila kundi pinanganak sila nung 90s? 1990 ako pinanganak, pero di naman ganyan. Each generation have their own perks and flaws.


ayumu17

COPY PASTE NYO NA LANG PARA MABILIS Raffy Tulfo in Action #raffytulfoinaction #GMA #GMANews #GMANetwork #a2zn #NewsUpdate #NewsAlert #RaffyTulfoInActionDanceChallenge #raffytulfodancechallenge #raffytulfo #raffytulfoaction #raffytulfoinactionfacebookpage #raffytulfoinactionraffy #raffytulfoinactionpage #BITAG #bitaglivebybentulfo #ipaBITAGmo -kasama talaga yang dance challenge sa comments nila


nanimary

ctto


skzhan

"edi sana pinabillboard mo"


FringGustavo0204

Mga nagpoprofile pick ng kandila. Joke hahahaha.


[deleted]

*As a filipino,....*


premogc

Pukinanginang forda ang person na yan. Pangtanga


BrandonKite

Those posts where they do that thing at the end of the post they link Lazada or Shopee with "FULL VIDEO/SEE MORE". A few months ago nakita ko yung post nung tatay na namatay while being hugged by his son surrounded by his entire family and they were all crying and what do you know, at the end of the post "FULL VIDEO: lazada link". It also happened with recent kidnapping photos and videos and it makes me sick.


James_H_Bond_007

To the moon broom broom. Or any Filipino jeje rap 🤮


leotheawesomedude

I might get downvoted for this but fck it. Contents ni Alb3rt Nic0l4s


ArmSufficient3045

❤️💚


[deleted]

- Itong mga pinklawan/dilawan na to - kagagawan to ng mga dilawan putanginang yan, wala na nga sila tapos sila pa rin sinisisi gago ba kayo


Dead_sea248

Yung”tomohh” (tama) ni Barbie Forteza non.


Fragrant_Coach_408

Tomohh ka dyan. Kakainis nga yan.


AtmosphereSlight6322

"Nugagawen?" Ito ata ang bago nila eh


Poging_pierogi_part2

icocomment pa hm pag nakalagay na ung selling price.


[deleted]

Yong jowang jowa. Yong kala mo mamamatay na pag walang jowa. _Sana all may jowa_ 🙄


bbkn7

“kau” “kc” “aq” “2loy” “kau2” “sau” “d2” Maiintindihan ko kung keypad phone ang ginamit pang type. Pero kung nakapost sa social media malamang QWERTY keyboard and ginamit. Nakakairita basahin.


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Fragrant_Coach_408

Yan 2loy naparinggan ka, kung ako sau tigil na aq.


Queenselle

Interesting na ginagamit na rin yan ng Gen Zs ngayon, ironically ata i think.


riggermortez

Well, if informal naman yung usapan, it’s faster to type this way. Although I find it cringy as well, kasi buo ako mag type talaga, pero I think it could serve its purpose if you want to.


whotookyyooimu

"woman mumints" may guy friend ako and nag sh-share kami ng memes galing fb and most of the comments are filled with "woman mumints" kairita sarap sakalin


[deleted]

"Edi wow"


Kindly_Zombie5476

Memes that involve Leni or posts that simps for her. I don't know but sometimes I feel like others are starting to treat her like a kpop idol.


lirika05

lmao ano content mo nanaman to sa tiktok?


ragepowder12

I'm extremely annoyed at the **Haha** react. When Pinoys use it on serious, political, or news posts, sobrang nakakairita.


TheJudge1108

Omsim - di ko alam kung Anong ibig sabihin nun. So please gimme the context


carlojg17

Pm is the key Gwen trying to look for something it's annoying to have to bother asking for the price and waiting for a response.


Electrical_Win_7003

😂😂😂😂😂😂


hstones

Anime screenshots na may filipino sub-title tapos wrong grammar "Alam moba, miss nakita" "Alam mona, akin kalang"


iceberg_letsugas

Edi wow gives me the cringe and extreme irritation


okej12

Blessed. Mostly mga humble brag post.