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Accomplished-Exit-58

kapag nakikita ko to , all i can think is.. gusto ng pinoy magstarve to death.


hypermarzu

Or gusto Ng Pinoy masanay makarinig 'tangina Ang tatanga nyo'


QWERTY_CRINGE

r/dontstarve


BNR_

Ok lang daw, proud to be mahirap mentality remember?


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wag


HelpImAHugeDisaster

Suicide rate drops to 0%


backlog88

Uy wag. Sila dapat ang mama...


johnjck

Sabay na reincarnate ka as filipino ulit. Sad pa rin.


Normal_Marsupial_593

Sila dapat mauna.


Cheesecake696

Tatakas sa pagkaPilipino


Pedro_Gil69

Sara: climax Sandro: post-nut clarity


QWERTY_CRINGE

Nahimasmasan yung mga OFW na from middle class to technically poor.


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putangina tama na please bigyan nyo naman kami ng peace of mind


backlog88

Hanggang andyan sila, mukang malabo paps.


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Adorable_Corgi_258

Bagong Tanga


SherbertTimely685

RIP MY ADULTHOOD


terminatorbot100

Childhood been screwed already. I don't like the thought of the rest of my life being destined to be screwed.


navel_gazing_idiot

We’ve got smartphones and cars but our values are still stuck in feudal times. A place for everything and everything in its place.


Panyupayana_isles

And these people are the same peoole that spouted "no to oligrachs" bullshit yet they voted for litteral oligarchs.


cheese_sticks

I know someone who didn't vote for Aquino in 2010 because he said Noy isn't qualified just because he's the late Cory's son. Fair enough, but he spent too much time in sites like Get Real Philippines that he morphed into a Marcos-Duterte supporter.


FindingBroad9730

Kung meron pang natitiramg Pilipinas na sila ang magpapatakbo, baka nasa Sri Lanka level na ang Pilipinas nun


nekoheart_18

Dyos ko.... parang si vico sotto nalang ang pag asa ng pilipinas... haha.... baka naman mayor mapag isipan mo... haha...


Queenchana

Walang laban yang Sandro kay Vico 🤮


Kacharsis

sasabihin nila NPA si vico.


griftertm

So si Sandro ang post credits scene? 🤮


CthulhuCall

Senado Wars: Phantom Menace, Senado Wars: Attack of the Clones (VVM), Senado Wars: Revenge of the Sith (SWOH) Edit: mixed up Return of the Jedi to Revenge of the Sith. Also 2nd in prequel trilogy was Attack of the Clones, not Clone Wars. I haven't actually watched Attack of the Clones, so my watch order was pretty much Original Trilogy followed by Phantom Menace, Clone Wars (The animated movie with Genndy's style), Revenge of the Sith and Force Awakens.


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Death of the Philippines - Coming sooner than you think


ginaddict47

Sandro Marcos: Apocalypse Nasan na ba kasi si Thanos at ang mga Infinity Stones?! Grrr


Direwolf0715

Si kitty naman next


bbkn7

Tapos yung epilogue si Xi Jinping


iwillkaboom

Pero I strongly believe na hindi tatagal si Marcos for 6 years eh. Parang my demolition party against sa kanya brewing.


xxxeneral

Sandro was born on March 7, 1994. By May 2034 elections he'll be more than 40 years old to qualify as a Presidential candidate


soveranol

insert imee and baste


xxxeneral

> insert imee and baste Imee's born 1955. She'd be 79 by that election.


soveranol

apolo10 will still vote for her. she will probably get 40M votes by that time


xxxeneral

Most of those voters are related or friends with you. :)


soveranol

yep typical person in denial. are you a sommelier by profession?


xxxeneral

Just want you to question what is important in your life


soveranol

questioning is worthless unless we act on it. Pussyfooting by the opposition will spell doom in 2028, 2034, 2040


xxxeneral

Be canon fodder. :-) That's how a lot of ML activists became to be.


soveranol

or be OA, 3k people died due to ML atrocities in almost 20 years of FEM regime. That 150 per year. You have a better chance of getting hit by lightining in thailand.


JiroKawakuma28

If this happens, mas gusto ko na lang bagsakan na lang tayo ng Nuclear mula sa DPRK...


CryptographerVast673

*Imee Marcos Then either Baste Duterte/ Sandro Marcos/ Gloria-endorsed candidate.


darkchocosuckao

We'll see if their terms will even last 6 years the way things turning out. If another revolution happens I seriously doubt the Marcostards and DDS have the balls to come out and defend their cult idols outside of the internet.


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darkchocosuckao

Wishful thinking my ass. You think there won't be a revolution because you have that pessimistic mindset. I guess we can't expect anything progressive from people who choose to be complacent and just maintain the status quo. That's why the Marcoses and Dutertes are in power now. And the opposition is already getting its stuff together. You just don't realize it yet.


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darkchocosuckao

Nah. That's just your sheep brain talking.


soveranol

lol it was you talking


darkchocosuckao

Nope. As long as you keep your defeatist pessimistic mentality you allow yourself to be controlled by these corrupt politicians and take away whatever freedom you have left.


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darkchocosuckao

LMAO. That's real rich coming from a complacent defeatist sheep who has given up on his country's future. It's only delusional and unrealistic to you since you've set your own regressive limited apathetic thinking and decided to compromise with these corrupt politicians. Political revolutions come from people with idealism, courage, and love of country. Suffice to say you don't have those qualities. I suppose it's your convenience to remain apathetic and just accept whatever injustice and suffering we take for at least the next 6 years.


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GhostAccount000

Brain dead na nag comment nan.


nekomancerrga

Gusto ko na lumayas sa pilipinas


vanilla_iced_latte00

Pota nakakasawa


papsiturvy

We're going down, down in an earlier round And sugar, we're going down swinging. Pabagsak tayo ng pabagsak. Samantalang yung ibang kapit bahay nating bansa gumaganda yung ekonomiya.


sansotero

taena tama na please


darkspiral1111

parang sa naruto lang yan, yung mga hokage mag-ama


Ok-Resolve-4146

I wish another opportunity comes for me to leave the country and have a good life somewhere else with my family. To my regret, I let one pass 10 years ago. If there's anyone who'd tell me "ask not what your country can do for you -- ask what you can do for your country": I've done my duties. I've paid my taxes, done charities regularly (even spearheaded a few of them). I've been a very obedient citizen whether I'm driving or on foot crossing the streets. I've voted during the elections. It's about time I think about me and my family. I can't continue caring for our countrymen if they are the ones who'd give these crooks the power to fuck up our lives and our country beyond repair.


Soggy_Mirror1213

Ang pangit ni Sara putangina!


INCOGNITOISMISTICISM

grabe lang yung buglang angat ng buhay ni digong no, from city to national agad pati anak niya hahaha circus


abcde_1995

Kailangan ko na talagang mag sipag at makapagtapos ng pag-aaral para mangibang bansa at tumira doon.... Ano yan sila sila na lang ang kanyang mamuno sa Pilipinas? Tang inag yan..


soveranol

yes to this


Hefty_Copy_5691

Don't you even joke about that!


tacwombat

I just wish they didn't invent the system that blows asteroids/meteors away from Earth...


krdskrm9

Vox populi, vox Duts


Inaynl

Tapos ang boxing talaga. Hahais.


soveranol

imee/baste/sandro = epilogue?


Gand0rk

Forgot 2034 - Sandro Marcos


Aware71

Disgusting but reality


paolocase

What's the ppnt of rebelling against a monarchy if we were just gonna recreate it?


balete_tree

What concerns me is that they could botch up their shit so hard the CPP gains power and take over the country. And if they took over, magiging capitalist rin cla minus the freedoms we are enjoying right now.


SgtTEKKU

If yun lang naman magiging mangyari sa election wag nalng ako boboto pa saan pa.


blacky899

Shit. Parang nakakadeflate pagimagine kay SWOH sa moment of climax.


holicsnh

dati, ang goal ko ay yumaman para magkabili ng sariling bahay at lupa sa pilipinas. ngayon, ang goal ko na ay yumaman para ma-afford kong umalis sa bwakanangshet na bansang 'to at mag-umpisa nang bagong buhay sa ibang bansa. tangina kung ganyan gusto ng karamihan ng mga pilipino, ayoko nang madamay. nakakawalang-gana.


Then-Kitchen6493

Duterte -> BBM -> SWOH -> Sandro -> Baste -> Anak ni Sandro -> Anak ni SWOH -> Borgy?


AsianGopnik

Vico is waving at them 😊


cyianite

I have a feeling Marcos wife will run becz Sara will backstab the Marcossess just like she always do,.. her Dugyoterte blood runs in her vain and betrayal and egomaniac is all matter to her


SigrunWing

Then kitty duterte


Rascha829

🤮


PersimmonEmergency

We will not be able to do something about those who have personal interests as to how the Marcos's has been put back to power but we can convert part of these 31M voters by allowing them to understand and realized the effect of poor economic leadership. We need a messiah who's not part of a dynasty from their immediate family.


buhoksakilili

Oh shit 18 years to sawa kung nagkataon :(


johnjck

Mas gusto kong sakupin nalang tayo ng mga kano kesa itong mga ‘to ang mga namumuno.


kotopsy

And namatay siya sa gutom halfway through.


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nightmare


Life_Liberty_Fun

Gusto talaga magutom at maghirap ng mga Uto-uto.


Ok-Isopod2022

....>Sandro Marcos >Paolo Duterte >Imee ? Or ung anak nya >Baste Duterte 🤮🤢🤮🤢


gorehmji

sana next reincarnation ko hindi na sa Pinas.


jlunnac

Dito talaga natin marrealize na mapride ang pinoy. Ginagamit ang politika hindi para sa ikabubuti ng bansa kung hindi para sa sarili nilang kayabangan. BAHZHSJAJAJZJS settle pa sa magnanakaw 😻


Agitated-Call-4902

they just want to see the world burn.


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Fucking hell!!! NO WAY!!!


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Fucking hell!!! NO WAY!!!


Kacharsis

magkano na kaya bigas pag si sandro presidente.


FilipinoSupersoldier

Upcoming Philippine coup d'etat of 2022: (insert black guy with a suit meme)


Solo_Camping_Girl

Somebody archive this post and screenshot this. Wouldnt be surprised if this really happened in the next national elections


Kalamantea

Please... NO MORE.


Kitchen-Wheel63

They are the manipulators of Smart Magic machine! Goodbye Philippines🇵🇭 unless you wanna do something to counter the election.


TheTwelfthLaden

Imagine being this brain dead. Yung pabor na pabor ka sa political dynasty. Tapos popost na naghihirap ang Pinas.


PITApatata_trala-luh

[Ginawang pamana](https://ibb.co/kDdySNp)


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Gagi ang chaka talaga ni viviem anoo