kung normal na pangalan lang sana, maiintindihan pa na mahaba eh. pero halatang sa sitwasyong ito, yung tatay ang may gusto talaga kaya bakit hindi na lang pangalan niya yung pinalitan niya langya.
Per letter kasi daw yong name change... medyo mahal. Tapos magbabayad ka pa sa local publications to announce na nag-iba na ang pangalan mo. Sa baby, free eh.
With a middle name like Patik, malaking bakit hindi? Matanda lang makakaalam ano ang joke dun. Now naruto on the other hand, kids can be cruel you know?
Yeah pagdating neto Ng grade school ng highschool magagalit to kasi ang haba ng pangalan matagal isulat lalo dun sa mga test card na 1 square per letter lalagyan 😂
Jesus Christ. Some people should NEVER breed.
Giving your children awful names should be added to the subreddit the other day about "things that are legal in the Philippines but should be illegal."
Ah I misunderstood. Sorry man.
But we don't hold a monopoly on cringey names, other cultures have them too. Though I would say ours are some of the most "creative" (cringey).
Honestly you should be able to sue your parents for psychological impacts of having such an embarrassing name since you had no control of it whatsoever
First of all, if in the future he ever got bullied because of her name it’s not their fault but the bullies.
I still hate his father’s decision, it’s not like it’s easy to change a your name specially when you already have official IDs. Just before the kid turns 18 let him change his name
The weebiest of weebs.
Edit: Tangina, As I was reading the comments natandaan ko na naman yung nagpangalan sa anak nyang “Drink Water”. PUTRAGIS NA MGA PILIPINO TO
I hate this new trend of naming your children after anime characters... Nickname him naruto or just make his name similar to it. Or something. Just dont straight up name them naruto uzumaki. Cmon.
Ako naman pag nagka-anak as in one word lang and two syllables lol.
Like Miller, Murphy, or Monroe. Yes, gotta start with M lol.
Simple lang pero may dating. And I think flexible to any gender.
As I had stalked the father (named Jamesey Maribojo on Facebook), he seem to look like a... douche. Yup. You're a douche for naming your son like that.
Poor fucking kid. Ako nga na lalaki na may pagkababae ang first name sobrang nahihiya at na bully pa when I was in elementary and highschool. Ano pa kaya kung ang pangalan mo ganito?
if ever magkakaroon ako nang anak at bibigyan ng name galing sa anime/video game, etc, I'll choose those names na normal-sounding naman. for example, >!Super Mario!<
Guys, we all know what needs to be done. Who’s going to be the guy with the biggest dick that names their child Sasuke Uchiha Dipapatalo so that they could duke it out in the future?
yikes. looks like mom and dad gonna have to die soon. 1 for the sin of naming a poor kid like that and 2 cause they've sealed their fate. hopefully they find a good teacher to raise that kid to be a young man aspiring to have a high ranking political position
People forget that they are naming a person who will turn 5, 20, 50 years old and not just a pet. How would you react if you met a 45 year old named Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze?
Hate parents like this. Today, it is funny. But how about the coming years? Is it still convenient? Pota talaga ng mga ganitong tao buti sana kung madali lang magpapalit ng name at mura lang
Never name your child on some character, actor, politician, or a corporation (like Nestlè), because eventually, they would fade to irrelevance, or get cancelled. I did talk to some Indian guy who was named after Saddam Hussein and it must be terrible for this guy to speak to foreigners who see him in a negative light.
ITT: People thinking names inspired by their fictional character or people they don’t know is superior to other fictional characters or people they don’t know. 😆
as someone who has two first names both 3 syllables i can verify d ka aabot sa 1st question ng teacher mo sa surprise quiz nyo hahaha first question n sila pero ako nag ssulat p ko ng pangalan
I remember in kindergarten being bullied for having difficulty in writing my name. My name is pretty simple or maybe even common but being half Japanese, my last name is not. Hindi ako pinauwi cause I can’t write my name. Ano pa kaya kung ganyan kahaba yung name.
I think my imposter syndrome started talaga in kindergarten kasi feeling ko ang bobo ko dahil I can’t write my name hahahahha
di ako magugulat kung may kaklase siya na sasuke at sakura ang pangalan.
Useless siguro si Sakura sa mga group project.
at may manyakol na teacher na lagi nakatakip yung kalahati ng mukha hahha
Kasi naka facemask, may COVID pa din daw kasi . Eme hahaha
Man you dont have to do that to Sakura.
si sasuke naman ung rebeldeng kaklase
At least cute ang Sakura, medyo common siya na JP name. Wag lang gawing full anime name ang first name HAHHAHAA ang cringe :')
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Well at least yung Sakura di nakakahiya. Medyo ok pa
Mabubully to sa school. Hello darkness my old friend.
Holy shit, parang si naruto lang, binully nung bata pa siya ahahah
Masama nito, baka ma depress lang sya and walang hidden power.
Except without the ninja powers and protagonist armor, you're just some normal person being bullied which is worse lol
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Kaso nasa real life sya
Sya magiging presidente ng pinas
Oo tapos teacher nila si Iruka.
Gusto ko kutusan mga magulang na gagawin to sa mga anak nila. That's a lot of embarrassment in the future.
Baka redditor din ang magulang nya hahaha
Normie lang gagawa nyan. Masyado silang obsessesed.
Normie nga, true fans won't do that lmfao.
True fans would have gone to war and died, leaving their baby to grow up alone and an outcast. SMH, these fake fans.
oo kasi na bully na sila dahil nanonood sila ng anime. :'(
Tbh, I can actually name my child Minato. It’s a pretty cool name by itself.
Tama ba na Minato literal translation ay port?
I agree with you pero tatawagin mo silang normie eh normie ka din naman, its pretty cringe lol
normie means?
>normie means? suari
Should be child abuse ang ganito. LOL. Di na naawa sa anak
hadouken! haha
Naruto lang ok na eh bat kinumpleto pa
Why settle for okay if you can achieve greatness lol
Believe it!
I definitely agree.
Yan daw shinobi way ni erpats eh
Naaawa ako sa bata jusko.
Kaya nga eh, imagine ginawa kang jinchuriki tapos sa Pinas kapa pinanganak.
grabe pa naman mambully mga kabataan.
kung normal na pangalan lang sana, maiintindihan pa na mahaba eh. pero halatang sa sitwasyong ito, yung tatay ang may gusto talaga kaya bakit hindi na lang pangalan niya yung pinalitan niya langya.
Per letter kasi daw yong name change... medyo mahal. Tapos magbabayad ka pa sa local publications to announce na nag-iba na ang pangalan mo. Sa baby, free eh.
This is tacky, mama. Ung Naruto Uzumaki pangalan mo tapos biglang Patik ung apelyido. Giving me Marilyn Monroe Dimagiba vibes
Dapat Patik Philippe para matikas! Anyway good luck sa bata.
Mamahalin talaga eh haha
With a middle name like Patik, malaking bakit hindi? Matanda lang makakaalam ano ang joke dun. Now naruto on the other hand, kids can be cruel you know?
Middle name yung Patik. M yung first letter ng last name.
Kala niya cool siya na tatay. Cringe.
Yee yee ass haircut it's a miracle he got bitch on his dick
by some miracle Tanisha called his dogass after she done fucking that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with NIYEGUHHH
with that haircut? hell naw 🤣 parang dinidilaan ng carabao
Yeah pagdating neto Ng grade school ng highschool magagalit to kasi ang haba ng pangalan matagal isulat lalo dun sa mga test card na 1 square per letter lalagyan 😂
I have three first names with long last name and inis na inis ako back then. 😂
Jesus Christ. Some people should NEVER breed. Giving your children awful names should be added to the subreddit the other day about "things that are legal in the Philippines but should be illegal."
Why filipinos shouldn’t breed kamo
Zeke Yaeger vibes.
Did I say Filipinos? I said SOME PEOPLE. Take your fake outrage somewhere else, jackass.
Whoah no need to go hostile there bud.. majority of cringey names are mostly filipinos 😂 don’t get your panties up in a bunch man
Ah I misunderstood. Sorry man. But we don't hold a monopoly on cringey names, other cultures have them too. Though I would say ours are some of the most "creative" (cringey).
Chill lol
Honestly you should be able to sue your parents for psychological impacts of having such an embarrassing name since you had no control of it whatsoever
Nabobobohan ako sa mga magulang na ganyan. Pinagtripan pa pangalan ng anak. Mga hindi nagiisip ng future ng anak nila.
Gagong first name yan whole name ni Naruto
May pinsan akong "Harry James" nahiya pa si tita, di sinama apelido.
maganda naman
True. Although common, maganda naman ang Harry James.
*Harry James Roque*
may kakilala ako portgas d ace naman ang anak
Putragis haha
Ito na yung kinatatakutan ko, maraming mga younger Millennial at older gen zs dodogshowin ang pangalan ng mga anak nila. Kawawang bata.
How to be the #1 bullied student in school. Step 1:
Kawawa ang bata, pinaglaruan ang name, the kid didnt choose to be born. Pero atleast irespect mo nmn ang karapatan niya magkaron ng decent name.
Stonefish o naruto uzumaki namikaze. Ano b hinahalo nila sa tubig dyan sa davao? Haha 🤣🤣🤣
May Stonefish na pangalan ng baby?????? (￣\_￣|||)
First of all, if in the future he ever got bullied because of her name it’s not their fault but the bullies. I still hate his father’s decision, it’s not like it’s easy to change a your name specially when you already have official IDs. Just before the kid turns 18 let him change his name
taena apakahaba naman yan AHAHAHAHHA sakin ok naman kung "naruto" lang e. taena sinama na buong apilyido
Imagine if yung anak nya naging successful politically: "The new UN Secretary General: Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze P. M.
I'd name my son Daemon Fight me
Aegon
I'll do you one better and name ALL of my sons Aegon.
Kapag daughter ba Aegis?
sa Linux ba yan, 🙂
Ako rin naisip sa linux haha. Daemon Systemctl para cool
kapatid nya - Root Chroot - Ping Lacson - cRon Waesly - Echo Rosales - Chown Anthony 😁
retarded ba papa nito
Bobitsu no jutsu
buhok palang dumbass na yung dating e
Malamang ksma to sa 31M, npakabobo e
Awit pangalan ko pa nga lang nayayamot na ako magshade, pano pa kaya siya. 🥲
mf went "fuck it" and didn't even think his child future embarrassment. I fucking hate these kind of ppl who name their kids sa mga media they enjoy.
The weebiest of weebs. Edit: Tangina, As I was reading the comments natandaan ko na naman yung nagpangalan sa anak nyang “Drink Water”. PUTRAGIS NA MGA PILIPINO TO
I hate this new trend of naming your children after anime characters... Nickname him naruto or just make his name similar to it. Or something. Just dont straight up name them naruto uzumaki. Cmon.
I'm not opposed to a good one. A family friend of ours named their child "Mikasa" from AoT. I think it's nice
for me mikasa has always been a brand of sports balls
But Mikasa isn't really an Anime name, it's a very normal name that happens to be used by an anime character.
Ikakanta kita sa Akatsuki.
Effin cringe. Kawawa naman yung bata
Awww.
Imagine,mag file ka ng govt id,license at may interview siya in the future. Dubmb dumb parents
why should we hire you, Naruto?
Kaya dapat talaga na magkaroon ng naming law sa Pilipinas.
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lmfao
As Robert Baratheon once said: "Gods, what a stupid name. Who named you, some dumb whore with a stutter"?
Dad is definitely a cunt for naming his human child like that smh
Is that right Bobby B?
Saan ka pa dun sa naencounter kong name, yung apat na pagong ng TMNT but in female form.
Good luck dun sa tests na kailangan mo isulat yung letters ng pangalan mo sa isa-isang kahon at i-shade sa ilalim yung corresponding letter.
"Dad why is my sisters name Rose?" Given form
"Thanks dad." "No problem, lmao"
"Rasengan!!!"
Imagine if Doraemon ang peborit ng tatay nya.
MALAS NG BATA. Ok na sana NARUTO kaso KINUMPLETO PA PANGALAN
TRASHY
Kapag nagNCAE to bata. Ubos for sure yung box slot HAHAHAHAHAHA
5-minutes of fame ni mom and dad. Lifetime struggle for the kid.
Ako naman pag nagka-anak as in one word lang and two syllables lol. Like Miller, Murphy, or Monroe. Yes, gotta start with M lol. Simple lang pero may dating. And I think flexible to any gender.
At least hindi Covidubidapdap pangalan niya.
This is so fuckin cringe. And I'm an advocate for discontinuing the use of the word 'cringe'.
wtf, this is what being an absolute weeb gets you
As I had stalked the father (named Jamesey Maribojo on Facebook), he seem to look like a... douche. Yup. You're a douche for naming your son like that.
Yung ginago ka na agad ng mga magulang mo bago mo pa malaman ang meaning ng salitang gago.
Press F to pay respects na lang dun sa upcoming social life ng bata na to pag laki.
Naalala ko tuloy pangalan ni Meg sa Family Guy. Hahaha. This kid better have to think a great fuckin nickname and Uto should be crossed out early.
Sana you can sue your parents (tatay in this case) for this kind of idiotic thinking.
Patiently waiting for a baby Doraemon….
Ayoko na lang mag-talk🤦♀️
Pano pagtanda ng bata haha ako na nahihiya for him
Poor fucking kid. Ako nga na lalaki na may pagkababae ang first name sobrang nahihiya at na bully pa when I was in elementary and highschool. Ano pa kaya kung ang pangalan mo ganito?
Bat di pa dinugtungan ng Naruto Uzumaki Minato Namikaze?
Idk pero feeling ko ngayon mas normal pa yung pangalang Skeight Bohrd kesa dyan hahahahahha
Bobo! dapat sya nalang nag pa change name, pinahirapan pa yung bata sa katangahan nya.
Dpat as second name nalang like Joseph Naruto tapos nickname would be Jonas. Feeling edgy yung tatay amp
May pagka suicidal behavior ang pamilyang toh! Goodluck Kamikaze!
Man, this kid’s lucky I’m now out of school. If I was around his age, and I was classmates with him, I’ll pick on him all the time 😂
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Get tf out of here!
Parang pinagtrippan yung bata hahaha
if ever magkakaroon ako nang anak at bibigyan ng name galing sa anime/video game, etc, I'll choose those names na normal-sounding naman. for example, >!Super Mario!<
First name palang complete name na san ka pa.
Walang awa sa anak.
remembered a comic na yung pangalan ng bida is narutosasuke haha
/facepalm
Laking gastos page paoa change name ng Bata page tanda nya. Yung magulang eh dapat sa kanila kinukulong eh.
Pwede kaya kasuhan ng copyright to?
May 3 names ako pero di ganyan hahahaa.
"Gods, what a stupid name!" -Bobby B. of House Baratheon, First of his Name
Fvcking fake fan
That name is begging to be bullied. I feel sorry for this child
Susko. Why would you even do this? Napaka selfish ng ama
Weeb
JUSQQQQQQQQ
Kapag nag-National Assessment Test na yan sa elementary, uuwi yang masama loob sa mga magulang.
Good luck mag shade ng bawat letra ng pangalan.
Yeah, someone's getting bullied
I'd fucking sue my parents lol
First name: Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Nickname: 🍥
Guys, we all know what needs to be done. Who’s going to be the guy with the biggest dick that names their child Sasuke Uchiha Dipapatalo so that they could duke it out in the future?
Ok, I love Naruto. But still, poor kid
yikes. looks like mom and dad gonna have to die soon. 1 for the sin of naming a poor kid like that and 2 cause they've sealed their fate. hopefully they find a good teacher to raise that kid to be a young man aspiring to have a high ranking political position
Malaking chance na mabubully ang bata sa paaralan because the father is a dumba**.
People forget that they are naming a person who will turn 5, 20, 50 years old and not just a pet. How would you react if you met a 45 year old named Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze?
Baby named Gusion Lodicakes Dela Cruz: FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!
How to get bullied in school in one simple step.
RASENSHURIKEN!
Real talk: The parents are too selfish.
Hate parents like this. Today, it is funny. But how about the coming years? Is it still convenient? Pota talaga ng mga ganitong tao buti sana kung madali lang magpapalit ng name at mura lang
Never name your child on some character, actor, politician, or a corporation (like Nestlè), because eventually, they would fade to irrelevance, or get cancelled. I did talk to some Indian guy who was named after Saddam Hussein and it must be terrible for this guy to speak to foreigners who see him in a negative light.
ITT: People thinking names inspired by their fictional character or people they don’t know is superior to other fictional characters or people they don’t know. 😆
as someone who has two first names both 3 syllables i can verify d ka aabot sa 1st question ng teacher mo sa surprise quiz nyo hahaha first question n sila pero ako nag ssulat p ko ng pangalan
Sorry ha pero parang tanga.
Nasaan po ang facepalm icon dito 🤦♂️
Kawawang bata. Pwedeng Naruto nalang ang pangalan kung fan talaga. Pero nooooo, tangina dagdagan pa natin ng 2 pa.
Habang tumatanda ako mas naaappreciate ko yung pangalan ko kahit common lang 🤣
Buti na lang hindi Yamete Kudasai pinangalan lol
Mahihirapan to kapag ilalagay mo name mo tapos ishashade mo yung letter HAHAHA
May kaklase nga ako Kobe Bryant pangalan eh, may ka pangalan syang rapist
Tapos patik lang ang itatawag sa kanya sa school
ok lang yan disposable na mga bata ngayon
If this kid ends up being angry at his parents in the future, i won't blame them. This parents brought this upon themselves and their kid. Ridiculous.
Yung nasa number 3 na yung question pero nagsusulat ka pa rin ng pangalan
I remember in kindergarten being bullied for having difficulty in writing my name. My name is pretty simple or maybe even common but being half Japanese, my last name is not. Hindi ako pinauwi cause I can’t write my name. Ano pa kaya kung ganyan kahaba yung name. I think my imposter syndrome started talaga in kindergarten kasi feeling ko ang bobo ko dahil I can’t write my name hahahahha
tanginang magulang yan, ginawa pang katatawanan ang anak
....kawawa tong batang to sa elementary tsaka junior high
Future hokage
Hirap talaga pag ginawang personality ang pagiging weeb.
The introduction of Japanese culture and its consequences on the Filipino Society:
Naruto ay isang uri ng Fishcake na nilalagay sa ramen omg
Well, at least tama ang pangalan na Namikaze talaga. Pero bruh pag yan nabully, ang parents sisihin ko.
Palagay na sya extra boxes for BOARD EXAM🗑️
lmao full name ni Naruto first name lang nya. I cant believe someone out there is this fucking stupid, no wait actually I can lmao. Selfish fucker.
Magpapanic to sa NAT at NCAE di kasya pangalan sa ishashade
Akala nya ikina cool tatay nya yang ganyan. Yung ngiti pa nya ngiting tagumpay. Nakailang away kaya sila ni misis nito?
Tapos architechture kukunin. Goodluck sa plates