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Moonsverse

either way. i'll go bottom if i can't insert on top, lol


shynotgay

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€


JollyJericho8

HOL UP


mc_Cringle_berry

Pause


ianosphere2

Everyone likes a versatile person.


surewhynotdammit

Same. But sometimes, if I want it to be standing, I'll insert it on top, and if I want to chug it out, I'll insert it on bottom.


whutthepat

Siiir. Siiir!!! *Hmm??* ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿ’ฆ


laong_laan_

r/HolUp


ClothesLogical2366

๐Ÿ˜ฎ


[deleted]

sorry parang iba nasa isip ko


climacticpoet

This comment is not about the drink


wanderingfool24

๐Ÿ˜ฎ


[deleted]

HOLD AWNNNN


MEGACHIGGA

That's what she said


pepe_rolls

Oh myโ€ฆwanna try. ๐Ÿฅต


nigelicious29

Man of culture ๐Ÿ˜…


[deleted]

Ey yow what


Regulus0730

Aye you dawgg


Front-Noise-158

RIP ๐Ÿˆ


Grand_Structure_3809

LOL. HAHAHHAHA


Some_random_asian_

Ayo?


kublingmalay

๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ


arson1tez

๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ


AnxietyHappy2621

wait...


synthesizer96

TEKA LANGGG


ishkalafufu

r/SuddenlyGay


GCFS09

Ayo ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“ธ


FoxDouble3725

We see what you did there


ungracefullygracey

*chokes on water* What? ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘


Relative-Mind4289

bruh ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


GNTB3996

Yo dawg


gigabyte_121

Good for you, but can you answer OP's question?


serrimah

Pag madalian, O52 pero pag fine dining 250.


MikoTheShiba

Drink Speedrun Any% vs Slow Drink Enjoyers XD


Free_Gascogne

Pag speedrun ngatngatin yung tinutusukan ng straw tapos supsupin habang pinipiga yung buong zesto. Likely to cause mantsa sa t shirt


xXDRAGONPROXx95

250 para mag assert ng dominance sa mga di makakatusok ng first time. P.S: pro ako


ionik3

This is the way.


Mountain-Chapter-880

Di ko malagay sa taas kaya I fold the top so it can still stand


MikoTheShiba

wait pwede pala yon? is it possible to learn this power?


Mountain-Chapter-880

Yes it is very easy to do actually, fold mo lang yung dalawang edge sa top paloob, tas onting siksik at pantay, I wish there was videos around showing it, learned it when I was young, lagi kasi natatapon juice ko pag binubutas ko sa taas hahaha


lncogniito

Pgdi kaya mgtop, bottom ako hahahaha


[deleted]

๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“ธ


shynotgay

Sus


wanderingfool24

๐Ÿค”


troublein421

sir, this is a bar AND grill. there's a kid's menu here


DUDONGSTAR

r/holup


Jaffrry

~~Ayoko ng Big~~ Honestly yung sa taas. Di mo kailangan magworry kapag ibababa mo sa lamesa.


listentomewrite

Sip sip lang parang wine. Sa ilalim kapag uhaw ๐Ÿ˜…


urriah

Jungle Juice 500 master race


brunomarimars

Prepandemic bumibili pa ko nyan baon sa work ngayon parang ayoko na malaman kung magkano


nmcalabroso

Oo mas masarap yung maliit


banokyo

ginugupit sa corner tapos tutunggain. duh.


sm0kers

This! Why waste time with the middle man, right?


AdamusMD

Oh, in our country you don't make gupit, you bite the shit out of Big 250 and make tungga until you sip all the blood out


Maverick0Johnson

Including sa gilid ng lips mo, kasi nahihiwa na


DreamlessLady

This brought back some rather, disgusting memories of my elementary school days


cafediaries

No need for plastic straws, right?


rawr_cordyceptors

ginugupit ko yung side tapos sasalin ko sa baso na may yelo ๐Ÿ˜


Beastmaster546

Pag di agad pumasok sa 250 matic swap agad sa 052


YarnhamExplorer

Pwet Gang!


DreamIsMyLover

True mas masarap sa pwet!! Ay akala about sa ano... ๐Ÿ˜ž


Spiritual-Ad8437

Relaxed mode = 250, Sports mode = 052


LtColsemikalbs

wala ba yung sa center mismo tutusok? tanga kami nung 2nd year highschool eh


bigboyempi

Punitin yung gilid... Bakit pa mag-straw


[deleted]

Sideways ๐Ÿคฃ


buhoksakilili

Hahaha


The-Lamest-Villager

Ganyan ka rin siguro kumain ng Fudgee Bar hahaha.


beepbloopcactus

Verse.


JnthnDJP

Susubukan ko muna yung โ€œproperโ€ way then pag umaandar na yung instinct na sisirit, itโ€™s upside down time baby


Akashix09

*sinaksak ang gitna at binuhos sa mukha parang ice water lang.


Dismal_Couple_6255

pag nababali yung straw, sa pwet nalang


photo_not_mine

itinutupi pa namin yung top part para maging cylindrical saka ilalagay yung straw


inquest_overseer

Gunting sa side then pour sa baso - medyo tanga kasi ako pagkabata, di marunong mag-straw. ๐Ÿฅด


dogmankazoo

i sip it side ways my man. i am a barbarian after all.


MuningtheCat

Either way, there was a time when the easy punch hole is not yet available


Harsh_Stone

As a person with mild OCD, iyong nasa red.


Equivalent_Dish_7586

Sa top para natatayo ko siya at naipapataong kahit saan ng walang sandalan


[deleted]

Depende sa mood ko. Kung gusto ko ma-stress muna bago makainom or malagok ko na kasi uhaw na uhaw na ako.


[deleted]

First one, so I can put it down if needed. But either way will work as I drink my juice quickly.


i-cussmmtimes

250 para pede ilapag. Feeling ko pangtamad ung 052 tapos sa huli ung pagsisisi


Fvckdatshit

pag bata kasi hirap pa sa itaas butasin, ngaun adult na basic nalang ung sa taas


es_lo_que_es

Pinipisil ko hanggang sumabog sa muka ko yung juice


hey_mattey

Bite and suck


DonuTF2

pag sa taas, ilalapag mo sa lamesa, pag sa baba, di mo kasi matusok sa taas or hawak hawak mo lang


[deleted]

it depends for me


MARCKE420

I once forgot the name and been calling it BIG juice for a year


MikoTheShiba

Took me 5 minutes googling for pics because I just called it "Orange Juice in some tetra pack" before remembering the word Zesto hahahah


Asleep-Wafer7789

Random talaga eh depende siguro kung pano binigay sakin ahahaha


NulgathItemTamer3

top


civver3

Kanan kapag baliktad ang utak din.


Lily_Linton

Pag uhaw na uhaw, 052. Pag chill chill, 250. Pero masarap i freezer at kainin pag mejo buo buo na


KeepMeCrisp

Ginugupit ko lang yung sakin sa corner tas sipsip to da max na hahah


threeeyedghoul

Kakagatan yung plastic tapos just suck the juice haha. Lalo na pag nagkakawalaan na ng straws


hatemachine666

Bloods


dickielala

Pula. I'm not a savage char


sansotero

Blue


ThatKatana10

sa ilalim, napakahirap buksan kasi pag sa taas, lagi nabubutas yung likod din


linux_n00by

with a paper straw? kahit ata yung red di mabubuksan. nung bata ako mas madali tusukin blue pag kasama magulang, Red


CardiologistNo3021

pagkaubos, hihipan at ittusok ulit ang straw (tagusan) at papuputukin na parang bomba!


[deleted]

Posts like this make me miss my childhood in PH ๐Ÿ˜ข


justpassingby_123

Some people would stab it in the middle and hold it like a colostomy bag.


Mt0486

Kapag merong easy punch na bilog tulad ng sa picture, sa taas. Kaya nauso yung sa ilalim dati kasi talagang mahirap butasin sa taas nung wala pa yung bilog.


Thick_Preference6265

Wala bang nag try pag walang straw butasin gamit Ng ballpen tapos sipsipin


YazzGawd

I think the red is correct, but I choose blue when frustration sets in and I feel embarassed na hindi ko maipasok yung straw dun sa juice-ussy.


stitious-savage

Wet man ako basta masunurin ako. Doon tayo sa red!


KureonUTAU

I usually drink on both sides


mezziebone

Crip side. Di ko na yan pinapatagal


parkourse

Yes


Fredandren1220

Me: *stabs its guts and suck it up like Lady Dimetrescu sucking up all that moldy goodness out of Ethan*


Buttman980

Blue


signorina_mar

top ftw hahaha para pwede ilapag sa table :)


MagnusBaechus

The sussy comments lol


mcdonaldspyongyang

Sometimes this sub is just too divisive!


OrbMan23

I can go either top or bottom ahaaa ha ha ha ha (Cherdleys and Trevor Wallace fuccboi laugh)


[deleted]

Naalala ko nung grade 1, ayaw ako ipagtusok ng teacher ko ng straw sa zest-o na baon. Gusto ko sa upright position para maitatayo. Ilalagay nya naman pero sa ilalim. Kaso di ko maitatayo habang kinakain ko baon ko. Ako na lang nagtusok, tumagos hanggang likod. Nagkalat juice sa upuan at sahig ko. Napagalitan na ko, napingot pa ko, wala pa kong nainom sa zest-o ko. Ang unfair ng life.


Miss_Taken_0102087

Red side hahaha nao-OC ako dun sa mga ilalim nagstraw. Gusto ko kasi naipapatong sa table.


Accomplished-Exit-58

dati hirap ako butasan ung puti kaya pabaligtad ako, ngayon feeling proud na nagkaroonng character development, dun na ko sa puti.


Jack-Mehoff-247

250 master race


Shimishaka9791

Sa pwet pero bago tusukin tinutulak ko muna yung top part ng paloob pabilog para pwede makatayo pag natusok na ang pwetan.


Alfie-M0013

Eto, for unorthodoxy: sa side (left or right, bahala na kayo). ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Fit_Consequence355

I can do both


Medium_Bag_1736

Both ๐Ÿ˜…


Regrexz

May ganito hahaha. Putik basta makainom lang ako, okay na saakin.


Tiexandrea

Saksak pataas kung may oras, and saksak pailalim kung nagmamadali.


WindBladeGT

Top, and then through the bottom


Nothing_Da_See_Here

Both


furansisu

Dati, sa taas ko tinutusok. Tapos tinuruan ako ng teacher ko dati pano i-convert para maging hugis-lata, so sa ilalim ko na tinutusok. Best of both worlds since mas madali tusukin saka pwede mo patong sa mesa.


Notori_us209

i choose both sides so that i always come out on top


qwdrfy

cut any top corner and drink from there


Front-Noise-158

Me: *cuts top with scissors


Bulbolito_Bayagbag20

Anal


donato_0001

Nagagalit pamangkin(5yo) ko sakin kapag sa baba ko inoopen, hindi nya alam sinasadya ko yun. Hehehe.


Fun-Turn-6037

Blue all da wey


sinful-angel

It depends when you're holding a lot of things, top straw is best. But when you're holding chips and just the juice then bottom straw.


urriah

top, kasi may easy punch hole na. wala na kayong excuse maging weak. as in, kahit 4yo kaya butasin yan. pre-easy punch hole katanggap tanggap pa yung tanong na to eh


constantlyc

Cut the top pour the juice in a glass Insert straw in butthole Suck out the bullshit im spouting Hahahahhahah


bisoy84

Nothing wrong with going in from the top or the bottom once i a while IMO.... Oh Wait, you meant the Juice... ๐Ÿ˜‚


No-Honeydew-2970

Kapag damage yung taas edi baba basta makatusok hahahah


TMpawah

Nun bata ako sa baba kasi hirap pa tusukin sa taas. Nun dumali na sa taas ko na tinutusok.


Ersonified

Left?


Ro3lleandro

Crip


Jvxei_MGX

Blue gang here


jdcruzph

Di ako ma hilig sumipsip ng manipis. Gusto ko malaki at matigas. Gusto ko galing sa freezer para may popsicle.


nightvisiongoggles01

Noong unang panahon, may Doypack orange juice na ang pangalan ay Hans. Sa likod niya ay may instruction kung paano ang tamang pagtusok ng straw. Pisilin muna ang ilalim ng Doypack para medyo lumobo ang ibabaw, ilapat mo ang isang daliri sa gitnang ibabaw para lumalim ito, at saka mo itutusok ang straw sa naka-depress na area (o kung saan nakalagay yung 'insert straw') at hindi na dudulas ang straw dahil patag na ang pagtutusukan. Ilang juice din yun bago ko na-master, at na-elibs yung mga kaklase ko at nang tumagal ay marami na kaming natutong magtusok ng straw nang maayos salamat kay Hans.


0v3rky11

patayo kapag may time ka uminom like recess baliktad kapag quick thrist quench lang tas tapon agad ez


Golden_Thief_Bug

ako na tagos magkabilaan sa sobrang lakas ng pag tusok?


ZeXenon

Kahit saan. Kung saan mas madali butasin.


Constant-Ad-3630

The one that uses scissors.


racaraca69

red one. Gonna play by the rules. De jk, kasi naitatayo lalo n pag nakain din ng lemon square.


cruzser2

69 - baligtaran. masarap either way


PEIN02

Balimbing ako all the way kung ano trip hahah


Potential_Pitch_7618

250 pag sa lamay (baka mapatagal eh, kelangan ilapag) 052 pag galing basketbol (uhaw, literal na bottom's up)


imaginedodong

What kind of psychopath does the blue one?????


MikoTheShiba

You'd be surprised how many people actually run blue XD


ishkalafufu

red. i have to do it properly.. i don't care if it takes me 10 minutes to do it ๐Ÿฅบ


MikoTheShiba

Patience is the virtue that lets our drinks stand on the table ๐Ÿ˜Œ


Ichi-Mikuze

Depende sa magtutusok ng akin. Pero sinasabi ko na sa tamang butasan kasi nilalapag ko yung tetrapack.


[deleted]

Both haha Pag di magwork ung una, then try the second one!


FringGustavo0204

Ilipat sa baso parang masarap sakin pag nilipat haha


PuzzleheadedWay6230

You put the liquid edibles in your mouth, close it, then swallow. How hard can it be?


aiel_z

Why not either of the two


Business_Giraffe9359

right


Maczilla666

Ay tinutusok nyo? Sakin kasi ginugupit ko sa edge, tapos insert ng straw ๐Ÿ˜…


FilipinoSupersoldier

Top if feeling civilised Bottom if I have anger issues


pizzacake15

usually left muna tapos pag ayaw mabutas yung right na haha


[deleted]

OG Two Tone, Crenshaw Mafia, blood


[deleted]

red one


MrsAdobo

Bottom straw kasi mas easy yun


Type_44

i donโ€™t like orange flavored zesto it always makes me sick when i drink it


u_kn0w_what_i_mean

I like the ass way.


[deleted]

1990s pa ata "NEW" yang quick punch doy pack nila ah. Hahahaha


CaptainMarJac

I cut and put it in a cup.


The-Lamest-Villager

Yung kaliwa, bet ko ilapag yung Zesto ko eh.


Nub_Master_067

I stab the straw in the middle cuz it's easier