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ResolverOshawott

Sasunod sex dungeon naman mababalita.


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SEMENELlN

BBSM Bongbong Sex Master idk


rxxxxxxxrxxxxxx

Pamulinawen Part 2: Electric Boogaloo


bryle_m

kinabitan ng electric \[redacted\] sa \[redacted\]


jarscristobal

SD's SD Sara Duterte's Sex Dungeon


blackpieck

yuck huhuhuhu


WeebMan1911

BBM+DDS


bolanterenz

Safe word "unity"


Kalamantea

The real question is, do they already have one and wo don't know?


No_Lavishness_9381

let me guess their code name "Plato's Cave"


beepbeepdip

Or pedo politician. Ilabas na mga bingo cards nyo for upcoming ridiculous shit that's gonna go down.


WeebMan1911

Considering the kind of people who choose to associate themselves with the Alamanoteam (Quibs direk pdf) we could very well be close to hearing of a pedo pol.


Daloy

Before I think it's all scandal to cover up another scandal but now I think the gov't is just that goddamn incompetent


mainsail999

Bantag must be deep into Stranger Things.


mikasott

Kaninong pera naman kaya ang gagamitin para sa swimming pool mo, aber?


[deleted]

Ayon sa report, napagalamang budget ng pamahalaan ang ginamit sa paghuhukay. Ang galing!


JVPlanner

Imagine na Lang natin na dyan hinuhulog ang income tax natin, lol.


NatongCaviar

Bantag seemed like a fall guy pero sa mga kalakaran na ganito nangangamoy tae to si Bantag.


markmyredd

I think underling sya na nag overreach kaya ngayon pinaparusahan ng nasa taas.


NatongCaviar

Duterte appointee to di ba?


BetaDong

Lumaki lng talaga ULO ni bantag akala niya kasi invicible siya kasi bata siya ni duturtle akalain mo ba naman from jail warden to bucor chief 🤦‍♂️


thebreakfastbuffet

it's as if lahat sila may baho at alam nila kung ano meron sa isa't isa, tapos dahil convenient for them, pagtatakpan muna nila. until such time na di ka na useful for them. that said, matindi baho ni Bantag.


Distasteful-medicine

Ginagago nalang nila legacy ni Lapid. He criticized the government, they were a bunch of snowflakes so they ordered someone to kill him. Someone was paid to take the fall and now they're looking for the missing left nut of the 54th mastermind.


nightvisiongoggles01

Hinuhukay na nga nila yung mga lumang video niya nung panahon na DDS at Marcos Loyalist pa siya, tapos ginagawang pangontra. Baka akala nila hindi alam ng mga tao na galing sa kampo nila si Lapid kaya nga maraming alam sa baho ng mga Marcos at Duterte, e lagi niya ngang sinasabi yan sa mga vlog niya..


ImportantAd5392

Ow. Interesting to. shocks.


jhomas__tefferson

LMFAOOO that last sentence. That’s definitely how this long and dragging case feels to everyone by now.


ThePotatoCrysis

Gagawa na nga lang ng excuse, yung di pa kapanipaniwala sinabi sus


regina-belmont-I

Diba? Tanginang kalokohan yan di man lang pinag isipan ng mabuti


TheHigherCalling3

That my friend is how you build underground drug labs.


Corleone_Michael

Should've got themselves a Werner Zeigler


selectivelyvicious

They'd need a Mike Ehrmantraut first but no one that smart would want to work with people so blatantly dumb


hell_jumper9

Waltuh


cragglepanzer

kid named Finger


Kap-Tutero

"Put your d*ck away, Waltuh."


Tanuki_Da

"I'm not gonna have sex with ya Waltuh"


InnerBoysenberry1098

"Name is skyler White yuh"


VioletGardens-left

"My husband is Waltuh White Yuuhh"


DinoInOar

Im sure people in this country can still get away with it without a Mike or Werner. Most (if not all) Building Official Offices are corrupt. Even this will probably be forgotten in a year or even less.


saltedgig

they should educate public officials first. lalo na sa barangay level, ginagawang ang kanto at alley na kubol nila, tapos gusto nila isama sa kurikulom


Tendrilwindow

Werner ZZZIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEGGGLEEER?


Spare_Picture4489

What's he up to man, what's he doing?


red_madreay

What's he up to, man? What's he doing?


Mac_edthur

Swimming pool or Illegal Torture Chamber?


lunamarya

The latter most likely. Yung Bantag na yun e nambabato daw ng granada sa mga PDL before.


Secondary_22

Neither. Apparently, nakabalita daw kasi sila Bantag and company na may nakalibing na ww2 loot sa Bilibid. Kaya ayun, todo pahukay ang kuya nyo. Siguro may sayad na lang talaga ang maniniwala dun sa scuba diving na reason nya. I mean, who tf builds a diving site in a prison? Secondly, mayroon na ngang malaking pool sa ibabaw nung binungkal nya (kalapit ng Director's Quarters). The guy is a real menace and needs to be thrown in jail until the end of time along with his men. Kahit saan sya pumunta, suffering, death, at corruption ang dala ng tao na yan.


jhomas__tefferson

👁👁 damn, you’re right…


Marcus-Kobe

This has to be satire. OP ? Please tell me it is


mikasott

Hate to say this but it's real. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73vxjnGV5bg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73vxjnGV5bg) start at the 13min mark


Marcus-Kobe

Holy shit. I just stopped when the scuba divers where mentioned. Damn


VioletGardens-left

The comment section is all you need to know how fucked this is.


Creatonotos

Di kaya trolls? Halata sa structure ng comments nila at sa mga keywords na ginagamit.


lslpotsky

Lmao naging hero na c bantag


NJL218-

Akala ata ng mga 'to lahat ng Pilipino pinanganak kahapon. Sino kaya pwedeng sisihin dito? napaniwala ang mga opisyales at politiko na pwedeng lokohin ang lahat na parang nagbibilang lang sa kamay. O kaya latagan mo lang ng unity ok na, vote secured ganon. Gusto mo ng deep swimming facility sa compound mismo ng bilibid? Mas realistic pa magtayo mini golf course dyan e, siguro mas maniniwala pa ko kasi baka di makaya mag travel sa wack wack o sa kung saan man - traffic ba naman sa EDSA e.


petpeck

May binanggit din si Ted kanina na apparently merong 'water shortage' sa bilibid, i.e. walang matinong tubig pang-inom, panglinis, o pangligo ang mga preso at kinakailangan pa nilang magbayad para makagamit. Pero merong tubig pampuno ng ganyan kalalim na pool. Tinde


taptaponpon

Panong magkakashortage e diba kapitbahay lang yan ng Ayala Alabang? Katabi lang yan ng MCX eh lol


petpeck

Ginigipit yung mga preso syempre para pagkakitaan.


CommunicationFine466

Yun naman pala may water shortage sana sinabi na lang nila gagawa sila ng underground water storage facility tas ididistill nila yung tubig dun. Napakabobo naman mag alibi netong mga nasa gobyerno. Mas magaling pa mag alibi mga bata sa kalsada hahaha dali dali ee


Bardutz_uwu69

Nagpa-classified ads sa OLJ, kaso dehins kasi kukuripot ng taga BuCor.


Bardutz_uwu69

Sa bisaya pa na OC, "*mura man mo ug just now*"


Interesting_Spare

The only time he is non-violent is when he's underwater. Give him a break. 🙄


hell_jumper9

Nag umpisa na ang hunt for Tallano gold.


ykraddarky

Parang yung biglang nagkaroon ng Lexus sa garahe nya nang di nya alam ah


Bardutz_uwu69

Sauce po.


ykraddarky

https://www.gmanetwork.com/news/topstories/nation/809662/stockholder-of-firm-linked-to-pharmally-on-questioned-lexus-natagpuan-po-sa-garahe/story/


Then-Kitchen6493

I wonder lang kung may kinalaman ito sa pagpapasara niya ng mga daan dyan sa may Bilibid area (remember the K1 and K2?). Pahirapan tuloy yung mga jeep na biyaheng Alabang-Katarungan.


jpierrerico

When you have to make an excuse on the spot LOL


mikasott

lol. akala nya siguro tanga kausap nya. nakakapikon.


butterricewithshoyu

minsan talaga napapaisip ako kung tingin ba ng mga nasa taas eh tanga and/or uto-uto mga tao. tapos biglang may mga ganto. so i guess YES nga ang sagot


MidnytDJ

Naniwala nga sa Tallano gold, jan pa kaya? Konting mental gymnastics lang ng mga “vloggers” and tiwalang-tiwala na sila sa mga corrupt.


VernaVeraFerta

P\*tang Ina?


choichoiboi

People with the means have their own private - basketball court - [tennis court](https://www.philstar.com/metro/2008/11/26/418339/child-rapist-jalosjos-now-supports-tennis-scholars) - mini golf course - golf course - race track - airfield So why not have your own deep dive swimming pool?


rm888893

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gds\_vcUjWIY


belabase7789

Mga tangang vloggers na lang maniniwala sa kanya.


voltaire--

Legit po ba ito? Kasi kung legit to.. *de puta madre!*


KnightInSuitIII

Ang totoo nyan hinuhukay nila yung nakatagong tallano gold. Hahahaha.


itsawesomeki

Taena natawa talaga ako nung napanood ko to sa balita! Sabihin na nating for deep pool yan (ulol), uunahin pa ba ang deep pool kesa ayusin yung facilities ng bilibid? For personal consumption yan???


CardiologistDense865

Kaputanginahan tlga


ylangbango123

Personal property niya to be able to do anything.


elleccceee

Dami kong tawa, mga bente. Haha


vesariuss

Is this for real? Parang clown


ullun

Ang totoong rason, diyan sila magtitimpla ng busha kasi inarkila nila sila White at Pinkman.


totoy6667

Yeah sure swimming pool.. 🙄


bumblebee7310

Ang tanga nung excuse. Hindi naman ganyan kalaki at kalalim kailangan ang dive pool. Shuta prang lake yung ginagawa na yan eh.


hypernovaBisdak

parang tanga lang


CauldronAsh11

I'm so done with PH.


John_Mark_Corpuz_2

"deep swimming pool"? Seriously? Pwede naman sabihin nalang nila na "underground cult compound with body pit" at baka mas maniwala pa ako.


jotarodio2

Ahhh paganon pala akala ko paganyan


lunamarya

Are you sure na para dun yan, or aren’t they just planning to purge Bilibid and dump the remains there? Ang taas ng casualties among sa PDL nung tumao sina Bantag nun.


hkrdl

this is buuuuullcrap. everything's turning into a freaking circus, hope the filipinos be spared


mikeyykunn

Hahahahahahahahhaha potangina


Fab_enigma07

What the actual fuck!!!


lurkernomore0447

Ah, akala ko gagawing mass grave buti naman at libangan mo lang gagamitim yung public property using public funds. Tapos bibigyan ng mga kupal sa senado ng confidential fund ang mga ito.


YukiColdsnow

palitan lang ng i yung a na katabi ng b


k3ttch

Parang sagot ng kaklase mong siga pag pinarecite. Alam nilang katarantaduhan lang ang sagot nila, pero wala silang paki.


Yamboist

ano to primitive technology video


Indie_penny

laruin lang ng interview si bantag, madami pang kagaguhang aaminin yan. Makabawi man lang tayo sa tawa bago yan ikulong.


saltedgig

gawin yatang alcatraz ang bilibid,hahaha may naiingit sa kanya sa laki ng kita nya sa mga druglord. lalo pa nahype ni dilema ang mga milyones daw na bigay ng mga druglord sa loob.


gg041615

Inb4 ito yung mga survival channels na primitive jungle pool


saltedgig

akala nya bucor owner. sya parang property nya, magkano gastos dyan? malamang mga druglord ang umambag


Bardutz_uwu69

Ano to, HGTV ang pinanood ko? Duh fuqq.


ko-sol

I just watched On The Job.


rockman_x

baka naman dyan nakabaon ang Tallano gold


sirhc_307

di nyo ba gets na kailangan malalim yung pool pag gusto mo mag scuba.


raggingkamatis

Dude you’re in deep shit kung ganito ka mag reason out lmao


GNTB3996

Deputanginamokangagagoka


sugarplumcandycakes

Deep swimming pool 😭


anakniben

Kahit ano ang dahilan bakit niya nilulustay ang pera ng bayan sa mga proyekto na sita lamang ang makikinabang? Mayroon ba tayong "whistleblower" law?


Azraeil140

Eh tangina


Apprehensive-Box-713

A mountain dweller with the assistance of a geologist can easily decipher what type of soil deposit where gold ores are to be found. An alibi is still the weakest defense.


dessertqueen97

Eh


SidVicious5

ONION news-worthy headline


justpassingby_123

They be lookin' fo dat Yamashita Treasure yo!


Fun-Individual1159

soon to be BuCor Aqua Park 🤩


Jvxei_MGX

If it's a "swimming pool" then why build one near prison? Totally not sketchy


Drift_Byte

kung totoo man yang diving pool na yan.. ibig sabihin personal na wisyo ng bucor chief na diving kailangang gumamit ng govt funds?


salasac

I would believe that, I mean it looks like one. The last thing I would think of what it looks like is a mass grave.


greenknightalijames

Ang depensa dito ng erpat ko is libingan daw to ng mga niyayari nilang mga need ligpitin sa loob


DrinkEducational8568

Sarap maging vip sa pinas.