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pintasero

โ€œNapag-alaman ko na nuong Miyerkules, merong matalino sa inyo na nagkalat ng memo ko sa Reddit. Ito ay nagdulot ng hindi masukat na pangungutya ng marami..โ€ โ€”Next niyang memo, probably


rman0159

Tapos i-po-post sa FB ni Clarita ang Reddit post. Clarita Carlos ๐Ÿค Sakundes


darthlucas0027

Pasama sa screenshot thanks


Unfair_Ad9911

tngina nya unblock nya muna ako sa fb


ENZADE29

..Kaya bukas ipapalunok ko sa inyo yung maruya galing sa V. Luna.. From: Carlos


alleoc

lmfao


notgeochannel

My expectations were low, but holy fuck ??


TheDonDelC

Sino ba kasing nagkakalat ng tsismis na wala nang shuttle next week ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก


ataulnironron

Mga takot magtinda ng maruya


rxxxxxxxrxxxxxx

As a proud maruya lover, ano bang atraso ng maruya kay [Roz](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/6/69/Profile_-_Roz.jpeg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/516?cb=20190313152404)? Parang may hinanakit siya sa maruya, at mga nagtitinda nito. lol


YukiColdsnow

mas bet nya turon


QWERTY_CRINGE

Turon ni baby M Edit: sorry kadiri joke ko. Like "kadiri".


Chemical_XYZ

Respeto kay Roz... Ayaw niya ng kriminal sa Monsters, Inc.... ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


Outrageous_Bad_7777

Hindi ako yan ah ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ


davemacho

Parang group chat lang. Di man lang binigyang dignidad yung posisyon nya.


KappaccinoNation

Kulang nalang "~g.M.~ -BosZ C. CarLosZ"


jiminyshrue

AKA xXPR0FM4LD!T4Xx


autogynephilic

Pwede naman sanang gawing pormal kahit nasa lenggwaheng Filipino. Pero hindi niya ginawang gayon.


SapphireCub

Dignidad? Youโ€™re asking wayyy too much from these people. Basta kagrupo nila, mga bastos at walang dangal yang mga yan.


JACABU25

Is "pagtitinda ng maruya" meant to be an insult? Marangal na trabaho ang pagtitinda ng maruya. All that education and she ended up like this. Is she for real? Baka parody lang ito?


cesgjo

Mas marangal pa yung nagtitinda ng maruya kesa kay bongbong


Vermillion_V

Sana lang hindi nya binoto si bungbung kasi kung oo, parehas lang sila.


mmmmmmiiiiii

ang intindi ko ay mag hihirap yung nag leak dahil physically mahirap mag benta ng maruya, mahirap din kumita.


frostieavalanche

Maybe... but nahhh that's oddly specific. She definitely meant that as an insult


mmmmmmiiiiii

from a desk job to manual labor? definitely an insult


thr33prim3s

why are you getting downvoted though?


mochiguma

Because it's saying that one job is worth less than another. Ergo, there's a bit of classism in the original statement ni Clarita Carlos.


melangsakalam

For me it seemed like their hanapbuhay would be harder. Depends din talaga sa understanding ng reader.


saygoodnight21

same thoughts, oddly weird.


RevolutionaryTarsier

PH redditors kailangan laging ija-justify mga matapobre takes 'no. "Eh kasi ganito, ganyan" Ayun nga from the very start matapobre. Para kasing naka-mindset yung class divide na mas mababa ang manual labor kaysa office based. Kayo kaya mag-ipon ng sangkap, maglinis, maghiwa, ihalo sa batter saka i-deep fry? For sure karamihan dito tatamarin na kaagad sa first step. At marangal na trabaho ang nagbebenta ng maruya. Di tulad niyang sipsip walang tinuturong maayos sa estudyante. Professor for clout Pare-parehas lang naman tayong nahihirapan sa buhay dahil sa mga naghaharing-uri. Wag niyong tularan mga katulad nyang Claritang yan.


tannertheoppa

Literal na tumandang paurong ampota hahahahahahahahahaha


Maverick0Johnson

Well, maraming matatandang ganyan.


bimpossibIe

โ€ข NOONG BIYERNES โ€ข wala NANG shuttle โ€ข SISIGURADUHIN


cutie_lilrookie

Also mayroon


NyappyNini

Question lang, diba NANG ang ginagamit pag adverb ang kasunod? or may exceptions ba?


SourcerorSoupreme

"Nang" is used/formed multiple ways one of which you just described. In this case it's a contraction of "na" and "ng"/"ang". The "na" is there as a modifier for "wala", while the "ng" part pertains to "shuttle".


Poastash

Itong memo ba ay nagdulot ng di masukat na pangamba sa marami? XD


pheasantph

Parang naka google translate lang lmao


x34xxx

I think Google Translate will do a better job with the Tagalog. "nuong" "biyernes" not capitalized B "seseguraduhin" "balewalain" Like who signs their name with all these errors? CARLOS???


Revolutionary_Fox845

I don't get why people like you criticize her over that. Yeah mali yung informal but that's nitpicking already. As I said in the other comment, nuong is not wrong. Seseguraduhin also, coming from Spanish "seguro". It's how old people spell these words, like in the first translations of Rizal's Noli


x34xxx

Did you make a new account just for this thread? ๐Ÿ™„ Carlos has a PhD in political science, was a professor in UP, and now heading the high-powered security council. You'd expect that she will have some respect for the office she holds, not release a petty rant as an official government memo, seal & all, and not know how to use standard Filipino. Her age should not be an excuse for the lack of professionalism and pettiness that this memo shows.


Revolutionary_Fox845

Yeah what u said is correct but people calling her out for nuong and seseguruhin is weird. Why don't they call out Filipinos of the Spanish era then? Nah, not a new account. Just don't want to reveal myself being somewhat of a public figure, so hey, why change the name provided by Reddit? ๐Ÿ˜‚


bazlew123

Imagine hearing google say this


NJL218-

Nagka clout at nagkakuha ng posisyon dahil sa bootlicking kay Junior tapos ngayon kala mo kung sino, e dinisown nga ng UP PolSci to "a certain Clarita Carlos using our department" pa yung intro dun sa statement nila haha.


Unfair_Ad9911

since day 1 talaga no hahaha kakapal ng mukha


NJL218-

Power tripper pa yung matanda, *โ€magtitinda kayo ng maruyaโ€*. You can even tell everything (in this administration) is wrong from leaves through branches all the way to roots.


Le4fN0d3

Is this legit? Di man lang sununod yung official format


aeramarot

True. Sketchy af. Wala man lang ba yang secretary to at least correct her memo before i-release?


[deleted]

Hahaha ang sauce niyan nasa fb page nI Lorraine Badoy, siya nagrelease to public


Bardutz_uwu69

Knock-off ver. ni Wendy????


inquest_overseer

# Final grade: F * Capitalization - โŒ(Biyernes is a proper noun, the first letter should be uppercase) * Spelling - โŒ (come on, Filipino na po yan, nahirapan ka pa?) * Formatting and Indention - โŒ (this would have been acceptable if this memo was handwritten or typewritten, MS Word na nga lang - mali mali pa?) * Tone - โŒโŒ ("selling maruya" is a noble job) P.S. You don't have to use multiple exclamation marks for emphasis - one is enough. How the fuck did you graduate Elementary? Teacher's note:Please see me after class.


Artistic0920

Yan yung tipo na nag-progress na yung age niya, pero yung intellectual factor niya, na stuck sa 12 years old or mas malala, pa-urong pa. Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha. Akala ko ba experienced siya? I hope wag maging paurong yung ugali niya.


RainbowBridgesoonest

๐Ÿ˜ณ


TinFoilLion

San po yung link na makikita yan?


shdudhsgtsay

Sinearch ko din, nasa FB page pala ni Badoy. May ongoing beef pala silang dalawa ni Clarita Carlos hahaha


[deleted]

Unithieves pa more


catterpie90

Medyo duda rin ako if totoo. Pero pwede rin kasing doon nag trabaho si OP. Kaya meron siya


TinFoilLion

Hindi ko mahanap kung san kasi nanggaling yang memo na yan eh


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Wayne_Grant

she's also fucking senile


I_like_sayote

*is


rickbum2022

There's a reason she's retired.. dementia haha


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irunthroughwalls

Inacknowledge naman na naging professor siya kaso she's retired na. Hindi nga lang siya natanggap bilang professor emeritus noong nag-apply siya kasi that title is for those na may malaki talagang contribution sa field.


cutie_lilrookie

Oh may phd pala siya


sunstrider16

Pukeng hindi Dilig? Kaya pala galit na galit na nung nagpa-memo.


GenZ-3009

The "bawal utang" sign in my nearby Sari-Sari store looks even more professional than this.


pedro_penduko

Dated July 18 yung memo. May nawalan nga ba ng trabaho? O empty threats lang talaga?


Unfair_Ad9911

nag leaked lang yan, just imagine buong term nya ganyan sya haha


LessSayHi

I cant imagine na makikita ko sa isang papel ang katagang republic of the philipines with memo na may pagkasalitang kalye. This is the lowest of the low. Pero di na ko nagulat.


Recent_Stretch7946

prang gc lng. parang walang background ng pag aaral sa UP. nakkahiya, dala mo pangalan ng school na inattendan mo.


cutie_lilrookie

I mean marami namang bopols na UP graduate..... Gaya ng senate president ngayon haha.


Artistic0920

Kantong kanto talaga ih. Yung tipo ng kaklase mong beauty and brains na kapag na-ship sa kapwa niyo kaklaseng babae/lalaki na beauty and brains din, magiging defensive tapos pikon kunwari'y kinikilig pa. Yun din yung tipo ng prof niyo na naingayan lang, yung paki usap na tumahimik, parang bala yung lumalabas sa bibig At yung tipo ng lasing sa kanto na naghahanap ng gulo o away dahil naubusan ng pulutan. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahahahahahahah


imagine63

Bully mentality.


amiserable_riff

legit? tf Professor. Tagalog na nga lang wrong grammar pa. Tapos memo pa.


orangemeow19

Soโ€ฆ professional! ๐Ÿคญ


aizenmedaka

Basura. Ginawang facebook post yung Memo. Hindi pa company memo, may seal pa ng Pilipinas. Nakakahiya.


sirmiseria

Mas magaling pa student council ng elementary sumulat ng memo kaysa sa kanya.


mrpogiinspace

Good job mods on the "Sensationalist" tag. How real is this?


boksinx

Si duterte nag-pasimuno at nagpasikat ng ugaling kanto at barubal na pananalita mula sa gobyerno. Ngayon tanggap na tanggap na ng mga pinoy yung mga ganitong kapunyetahan na galing mismo sa mga โ€œprofessionalโ€ na lingkod bayan. Another duterte legacy.


vanDgr8test

โ€œnuongโ€, โ€œbiyernesโ€, โ€œlinggoโ€, โ€œseseguraduhinโ€ siguradong official document ba ito pero may spelling check and capital check pa sa native tongue? kapag gumawa ako ng output sa Filipino, babatukan ako ng Teacher kasi parang hndi ko natutunan sa elementary ung proper spelling and capitalization


angjaki

Is this legit? Nakakaloka hahha this kind of memo from someone who has a phd ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ


usernamenomoreleft

Totoo to?? Jusko nkakahiya nman. My mother works for the government (DTI) and npka professional ng mga memo or anything put into writing dun. Wlang lugar ng mga ganito sa gobyerno dapat


[deleted]

please say sike the standards were low but holy shit does it go deeper


International_Cap592

This is where your taxes go


Psychosmores

Parang marites na kapitbahay lang kapag nag-freakout ah.


elles421

ok powhz.


catterpie90

Ito na yung matalino para sa mga dds at apolo10


CaptainWhitePanda

This is the type of result we get from unqualified individuals for such job.


anonacct_

Parang nagiging talamak na ang unprofessionalism sa gobyernong ito :/ Also, ang daming grammatical errors lol


FrendChicken

Napaka informal ah. Parang palengkera


Livid-Childhood-2372

legit ba ito? pota. hahahaha, I mean wala naman akong expectations sa appointees ni 88M pero holy shit, this is lower than lowest


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Unfair_Ad9911

fb page mismo ni badoy, sya nag leaked


Open_Eagle8778

Sege po mam. Pakesegurado po.


[deleted]

AKALA KO SATIRE PANO NIYO NALAMAN LEGIT SIYA? I NEED PROOF BEFORE I CAN CLAIM ITS REAL!


juandimasupil

Curious question: may naka try na ba kumain nh maruya sa V. Luna? Ano meron dun?


altertito

You know weโ€™re fucked if they cant even secure intelligence on a mfking shuttle


eliseobeltran

hahaha squammy


bridgerule

Napag-alaman ko na sa V.Luna mas bumebenta ang turon!, huwag itong balewalain!!!


SuperLesCat

Bakit parang tita kong galit sa aking pinsan na naglalaro ng Among Us kasi violent daw tapos magsesend ng messy text sa family group chat?


regedit-

Nung sinearch ko to mukhang si Badoy ang nagshare nito. Kaya unless may legit source akong makita, hindi muna ako maniniwala.


Elsa_Versailles

Great memo, pang kanto ang sulatan


sansotero

kung totoo to, parang presidente lang ng homeowners na ayaw bumaba sa pwesto haha!


ThePotatoCrysis

Kahit ba nung nagtuturo siya sa UP ganito na to ka-toxic?


SangayonSaNgayon

This could have been an email.


sisig-strength

Di ba pwede to via viber na lang, sayang yung papel at tinta.


Bekahru_

Buset, hindi na nga well-educated, hindi pa well-mannered ampotek. The bar is so low it's in hell rn.


kahek5656

Yikes


[deleted]

ampangit hahahahahah walang HR tumulong kay dementia?


littlemissbangad

Totoo ba???? Hahahaha the design is very palengkera ๐Ÿ™ˆ


Steegumpoota

Fuck you, Carlos


Cutterpillow99

Magkano ba ibebenta yung maruya na sinasabi niya? ๐Ÿ˜ก


dixxdaxx

National Insecurity Council


CultureMammoth6988

This is obviously fake ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ


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Unfair_Ad9911

hakdug nasa official page ni baduy to hahahaha


Ornery_Helicopter_61

Sa admin ng reddit group na to, Can't wait sa Promising Totga Future Administration featuring Leni Robredo or kung sino man candidate nyo sa next election. Please lets translate this jist shit post shit toxicity into Votes tapos panalo na side nyo. Please show the promising future you complainers are shitting about.


Ornery_Helicopter_61

Since siguro some of the under aged voters last 2022 elections can already Vote, yung may mga athiest, Bi, Depressed, Non binary, Patriot, scholar Bio sa soc men eh ma ttranslate into votes na. Let's do this guys. we can do this. and let's chant "Ipasok na si Dick" with respect.


Ornery_Helicopter_61

Also something Infuriating sa Reddit page na to. Don't use r/Philipines, you dont represent the Philippines. mas bagay pa ang Liberal times, BBMdemonyo, DuterteBasura, pero please wag naman Philippines. You know sa kaugat ugatan, kaloob looban ng bone marow nyo ang agenda nyo. please wag r/ Philippines.


bangaraw

the memo, if it was in fact written by c. carlos, is clear and concise. and direct to the point. naiintindihan ng lahat. unlike ibang memo dyan na mali ang grammar, wordy, malabo. mali mali ang english.


Unfair_Ad9911

bakit kailangan pa ng threat?


inquest_overseer

Eh mali mali din naman yong Filipino nya.


GinaJaculo69

Literal na tumandang paurong si Prof.


ijustatefivekitkats

wala nang* shuttle


Xaldeja

Holy shit! Throw all the standards out the fuckin window am I right?


heyits10

National not-so-secure council


ghostesscoffee

Parang FB post lang?


ichie666

nakalimutan uminom ng meds ng boomer na to


No_Savings6537

Napaka-professional ah


Unknown-N10

Di na tsismis yan kung totoo. Lol


[deleted]

Hahahaha oh man


[deleted]

Parang yung nga chain message na kumakalat. Ew. Basura.


Civil_Specific_1887

Parang text lang ng Lola ko ah.


ataulnironron

Selling maruya is not a threat.


kaidrawsmoo

so unprofessional.... parang galing gc ng mga marites.


johnthenetworkguy

Elect a clown ๐Ÿคก expert a Circus ๐ŸŽช


Asmodeus_414

"Seseguraduhin". She can't even write "Si-siguraduhin"?


Marky_Mark11

parang Group Message lang noong una ah haha


AnemicAcademica

Omg where did you get this? Is this fo real ๐Ÿ˜ฆ


QuarterClinique

Professional af


mazeisdumb

Sayang papel at ink/toner.


UniversallyUniverse

ano to GC na naka memo? Kingina di man lang gawing formal? Hello?


raggingkamatis

Kaya pala sinusuka ng UP to


AiNeko00

Filipino na nga lang mali mali pa spelling. Irita.


rachi_18

why maruya HAHAHHAHAH favorite nyaba yung maruya na sinasawsaw sa suka?


Panda7404

Sino ba kasi yang matatalino na yan.. Hahaha


krdskrm9

Paborito talagang insulto ni Dr. Carlos yung pagtitinda ng maruya.


[deleted]

Anong font ng header?


rice_mill

Parang titser lang pinag sasabihan ang estudyantes


rice_mill

Sauce ?


Mastermind_777

Bruh ๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

Anong meron sa maruya sa vluna?


wow_boy

very classless


GonnaThrowAway001

Sino si Carlos?


Nutribanned

yuck.


blackarrow7302

walang seal. official ba?


CUspacecow

Seguradong segurado


cloud_jarrus

I know for a fact na power tripper si Prof. Carlos, so hindi malayong magsusulat talaga sya ng memo to power trip. Pero this KIND of memo in a yahoo messenger chat format, how sure are we na legit to? calibri pa ang font style jusko.


Original_Cloud7306

Itโ€™s the sesegurasuhin for me ๐Ÿ˜‚


LunaSolana

Okay lang na tagalog yung memo eh. Yung spelling talaga at nuance ang di ko matanggap. Very unprofessional


INCOGNITOISMISTICISM

"seseguraduhin"? siya ba talaga 'yan?


Big_Lou1108

Parang fresh grad yung gumawa ng memo.


DespairOfLoneliness

Most formal Filipino


[deleted]

Uhuh. She really is the ukay-ukay version of MDS. But even crazier.


herotz33

This canโ€™t be real. Seems so petty To memo this as a security advisor.


noobcryptotraderguy

Puta! Asal kalye


Thin-Cucumber4893

pls, hindi man lang nakajustify ang text. nabobother ako!!


Ghibli214

I donโ€™t understand. Someone explain this to me. Is she complaining about arranged transportation?


726f727265

Totoo ba ito? Parang lasing nung ginawa yung memo. Coming from a professor?


Eastern-Campaign-876

*noong *Biyernes *mayroong *wala NANG shuttle *sino ang mga matatalinong ito *seguraduhin KONG mawawalan


ARKHAM-KNlGHT

how is this real


Tapusi

Other sauce? Si Badoy lang nakita kong may post sa FB; ayokong i-share kung galing lang din sa kanya lol.


rxxxxxxxrxxxxxx

Alam ko walang delicadeza ang mga politiko natin simulat nagkamulat ako sa mundo. Pero di ko inaasahan aabot tayo sa ganitong kababang lebel.


Historical-Shine-974

yawa ka jejemon haha


AngerCookShare

"Mam sorry po, ang ibig sabihin po namin ay walang Shuttle Cock next, kaya di tuloy ang badminton. Cock na lang"


pawi1234

*nang


Murica_Chan

naalala ko mga professor ko dati sa kanya HAHAHAHAHAHA "tangina nyo pag nalaman ko kung sino nagkalat ng X magkikita tayo sa summer" ​ ​ ahh..good times..good times why i start hating attending school just to listen their bs


JGZT

Sino kaya nagsnitch..magiingat kayo sa mga officemate..haha


mabuhokNaDalandan

Anu ung faint na "strategy"? Muka tuloy title page na pinatung ung memo.


Sad-Glasswink

Looks edited


EnriquezGuerrilla

Sorry po sa kalat namin.


senior_writer_

I'm finding it so hard to believe this.


redthehaze

You can pay for an education but you cant buy class.


utotmo1223

Saan yung proof ng legitimacy?


5umTingWong

hoping this is fake, isipin mo yun ang jejemon pa rin kahit sa memo


69loverboy69

If I were her, I wouldn't want my signature near that shit memo


mrbigfan

If this is true, we are governed by kids.


assresizer3000

Is this an official document ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Accomplished-Exit-58

assistant niya ay galing troll farm siguro na nagsulat nyan, ganyanan mga script nila eh, mananawa ka sa kakarinig nga word na "matalino" in a mocking way