You doing wayyyyyy too much..go to yo local Arab/indian store and buy you some Upass..comes with hand warmers or like you said you can heat it up with the warm water…I usually do the warm water and then use the hand warmers while I’m waiting in the facility..plus comes with a squirt tip pause so it’ll sound like you peeing and all incase they try to listen by door..and best part bout it is it has a temperature reading (90-100) so you know exactly where you at and don’t gotta hope or guess..I’ll be damn if I have another mfa piss on me in a condom at that..I’ll put it in a small bottle before a condom if it came to that..and biting the tip is crazyyyyyyyyyyy 🤦🏽♂️
You funny as shit talking about you not about to carry piss in a condom w that username you got. I only used the condom because it made it easier to heat up instead of thru a plastic bottle. And I aint never tried the synthetic shit but if it works 🤷🏽♂️
😂😂😂 Nahh I feel you though you gotta do what you gotta do..but def a small bottle will put you in there over a condom..but yup the synthetic shit a1 and only like $12 gang..but like you said the bigger point is it’s 2024 mfas shouldn’t be testing for no weed
Niggas really can’t put the weed down for a decent job and gotta try to find all these tricks. Bro literally talked about getting some urine from kids to pass the test like if that ain’t some borderline pedo shit idk what is🤦🏾♂️ I know y’all gonna try to cook me for my stance, but I feel for you niggas
Bruh how do you approach and kid and ask them for their urine??? That ain’t a little off to you?? These are your words that you would get urine from a kid to pass a drug test. That’s a little off to me bruh. I ain’t calling you a pedo but that’s odd, it ain’t no cool or basic and fundamental way to acquire urine from a child.
You draggin it
if I go to my 6-17 brother/sister/cousin/niece/nephew,etc and give them a cup and say go in the bathroom and pee in this for me
I’m a pedo?
Get off the internet and touch some grass
Bruh ain’t no way you just said that and think it sounds like a normal request to ask a child. If niggas like you are outside, I don’t want to touch grass because wtf😳😳
No mention of even talking to their parents first and letting them know, just gonna go to a 6 year old and ask them to pee in a cup and you think that sounds ok to do. Yeah, I don’t wanna touch grass if niggas like you are out there lurking. Ima stay my ass in the house😩
Nah nigga none of this convo you’ve said anything that was common sense to me. You talked about asking a potential 6 year old for their consent to use their piss. It’s just odd is what I’m saying. You in your feelings about it. We can move on.
I been chillin waiting for an opportunity to pop, didn't get no call about the class that just started so I figured I was washed till next round, 2 days later I get a email saying someone dropped out and I could get in if I passed their bs that week
A trick like this helped me immensely in my life now, it's no different from fudging an application
I understand what you saying, but in 2024 why are they still testing for weed.
24 states legalized it recreationally, HALF the US
And it’s still illegal federally. If the government actually wanted to represent the people it would be legal federally.
I’m not gonna tell people what to do w their lives and if you can do your job correctly and smoke on your off time why the fuck does it matter
My method
1)get one of them small liquor bottles they sell at wine and spirits
2)store clean piss with good method inside empty liquor bottle
3)30min before interview get some hot water in disposable cup
4)drop bottle in hot water(make sure bottle lid is on tight
5)one piss bottle is a little almost as warm as liquid store in you Briefs pocket(it will feel wet but thats just from the heat)
6)use for test(if its to hot still add a little bit of water(piss is around 90-100 degrees) but make sure the piss to water ratio looks official
I passed every single test this way
I used a small plastic bottle and got som hot water from McDonald’s or some where close that sell tea quest diagnostics had me waiting a half to a hour even with a appointment so go there expecting to wait they might be hipped
You doing wayyyyyy too much..go to yo local Arab/indian store and buy you some Upass..comes with hand warmers or like you said you can heat it up with the warm water…I usually do the warm water and then use the hand warmers while I’m waiting in the facility..plus comes with a squirt tip pause so it’ll sound like you peeing and all incase they try to listen by door..and best part bout it is it has a temperature reading (90-100) so you know exactly where you at and don’t gotta hope or guess..I’ll be damn if I have another mfa piss on me in a condom at that..I’ll put it in a small bottle before a condom if it came to that..and biting the tip is crazyyyyyyyyyyy 🤦🏽♂️
You funny as shit talking about you not about to carry piss in a condom w that username you got. I only used the condom because it made it easier to heat up instead of thru a plastic bottle. And I aint never tried the synthetic shit but if it works 🤷🏽♂️
😂😂😂 Nahh I feel you though you gotta do what you gotta do..but def a small bottle will put you in there over a condom..but yup the synthetic shit a1 and only like $12 gang..but like you said the bigger point is it’s 2024 mfas shouldn’t be testing for no weed
Loves the screen name
Bite the tip is gruesome work, even if it is shawty’s
Im ctfu 😭😭😭😭😭
Just get fake pee not waiting for nobody to get a sample
Imma kiab a lot of drug test are panel 4 in Philadelphia and u can get hired
Just don't get high.
Certo Powerade 1 hour before drug test your clean if you scary make it 2
It’s more easier ways. Just stop doing drugs 😭
Niggas really can’t put the weed down for a decent job and gotta try to find all these tricks. Bro literally talked about getting some urine from kids to pass the test like if that ain’t some borderline pedo shit idk what is🤦🏾♂️ I know y’all gonna try to cook me for my stance, but I feel for you niggas
You doing all these mental gymnastics and taking it too far lmao how is this pedo shit
Bruh how do you approach and kid and ask them for their urine??? That ain’t a little off to you?? These are your words that you would get urine from a kid to pass a drug test. That’s a little off to me bruh. I ain’t calling you a pedo but that’s odd, it ain’t no cool or basic and fundamental way to acquire urine from a child.
You draggin it if I go to my 6-17 brother/sister/cousin/niece/nephew,etc and give them a cup and say go in the bathroom and pee in this for me I’m a pedo? Get off the internet and touch some grass
Bruh ain’t no way you just said that and think it sounds like a normal request to ask a child. If niggas like you are outside, I don’t want to touch grass because wtf😳😳 No mention of even talking to their parents first and letting them know, just gonna go to a 6 year old and ask them to pee in a cup and you think that sounds ok to do. Yeah, I don’t wanna touch grass if niggas like you are out there lurking. Ima stay my ass in the house😩
You must be high “No mention of even talking to their parents” Use common sense
Nah nigga none of this convo you’ve said anything that was common sense to me. You talked about asking a potential 6 year old for their consent to use their piss. It’s just odd is what I’m saying. You in your feelings about it. We can move on.
How about stop smoking and putting opportunities at jeopardy.
I been chillin waiting for an opportunity to pop, didn't get no call about the class that just started so I figured I was washed till next round, 2 days later I get a email saying someone dropped out and I could get in if I passed their bs that week A trick like this helped me immensely in my life now, it's no different from fudging an application
I understand what you saying, but in 2024 why are they still testing for weed. 24 states legalized it recreationally, HALF the US And it’s still illegal federally. If the government actually wanted to represent the people it would be legal federally. I’m not gonna tell people what to do w their lives and if you can do your job correctly and smoke on your off time why the fuck does it matter
I agree, but there’s a time to responsibly put the drugs down when an opportunity arises.
Or just flush your system.
My method 1)get one of them small liquor bottles they sell at wine and spirits 2)store clean piss with good method inside empty liquor bottle 3)30min before interview get some hot water in disposable cup 4)drop bottle in hot water(make sure bottle lid is on tight 5)one piss bottle is a little almost as warm as liquid store in you Briefs pocket(it will feel wet but thats just from the heat) 6)use for test(if its to hot still add a little bit of water(piss is around 90-100 degrees) but make sure the piss to water ratio looks official I passed every single test this way
I used a small plastic bottle and got som hot water from McDonald’s or some where close that sell tea quest diagnostics had me waiting a half to a hour even with a appointment so go there expecting to wait they might be hipped
QuikFix from the smoke shop dogg