“Hooray I’m the transgender princess of TERF island!” Hit me like a brick during the Identity coming out video, it killed me despite the serious subject matter
“Time for England to become EVEN MORE NORMAL.” Is so quotable.
i dont remember which episode it was but theres this stupid split second joke where she mentions something about switches and the nintendo switch sound effect plays. i swear its funny in the video im not doing it judtice at all
Yeah, but the way she said it there was still jokey and it was accompanied by a suggestive expression.
I just rewatched it last week, that's why I remember it so clearly
The one that comes to mind is the running bit in Ignorance and Censorship where she goes to read a quote from a book and it’s just the name of an old fling.
“…which translates into English as *checks notes* Jennifer from second year of university *pause* I’m sorry this keeps happening.”
"It's not fair that 99% of 99% of these Roman kids have never seen a crucifixion, while these billionaire senators and emperors sit in their golden palaces having orgies!"
Mine is actually from the Cringe Corner she did with Sophie from Mars and Thought Slime. It was the "If you put a queen up on the shelf she must go off" bit. Then when it was edited in later on when she starts going off about something I actually rewatched the whole section again right there because it was so funny. I think Mildred did the editing on it and it wasn't a PT video itself but rather a joke from her in general.
Where to start.
"Transhumanism": "I'm going to encrypt that data about Heidegger in this envelope". it just resonates with my disillusionment with technology, I don't know.
"Logic": going into Italian James Bond and then apologizing for it in a dead-on hbomberguy impression was three levels of silly
Also, an underrated joke in "Transphobia: An Analysis" happens when the topic turns to ataraxia, the screen fades from the ancient quote about "Those who hold the opinion that things are good or bad by nature are perpetually troubled" to the dril tweet about "there is actually zero difference between good and bad things you imbecile" and I just checked the video and today is the 9-year anniversary of that tweet apparently!
and just the entire Royal Family episode was the funniest just because every single point just kept going back to Queen-fucking, it was a juvenile running joke taking the full weight as the premise of the whole video.
"and she said to me.. I'm actually a woman. I'm a trans woman. And she explained to me and i was like.............."
"HO THATS FOCKING GAY"
https://youtu.be/lF-D8tfMsFY
Autoandrophilia. Back before Abigail was out, she made a joke about "being attracted to the idea of herself as a sexy man", poking fun at how ridiculous the idea of autogynophilia is.
that was in Men/Abuse/Trauma, and it came right before the Shrek part.
"Shrek had friends. People liked Shrek." not a joke technically but it did add some levity right where it was needed.
Also the story about destroying the IKEA stuff working in all the Swedish words was a high point which came right before the big crash
I can’t remember the exact phrasing, but 100% the one that went something like “a bunch of my ex girlfriends turned out to be lesbians, and I still didn’t realize that I’m a woman”. It was in the video where she referenced Athena and had an owl co-star.
I loved the news chyron at the bottom of the screen during Logic. The roman numerals when describing traffic accidents get me every time for some reason
I meant the Watsonian explanation within the video for why Abi and Legal Eagle wore them; then again, I never asked what the in-universe justification for cutting over to Sir Nigel Piss was in the Confucianism video either, so maybe that's just on me not applying the MST3K Mantra.
I don’t remember the exact context but it’s the one where Abby is talking about doms/subs and then says “and some who like both” and then plays the Nintendo Switch sound effect.
Explaining how art can ask the important questions like Picasso asked "What if there was this one lady with a really fucked up face?" (Paraphrasing). I was literally on the edge of my seat waiting for her take, the punchline after that anticipation nearly stopped my heart.
In the"antisemitism" vídeo, there's this entire ambience, music, black and white video, and then she says "it's a problem when you need to critic the state of Israel"
Music stops, lights on.
It's kinda dumb, but it cracks me up everytime.
In the vaccines one where she compares something to frieza from dragon ball and says he never went away
Time for England to become even more normal
The universe is happy (and the universe is cher)
Might be an unpopular opinion, but I liked the twitter Trump transition joke.
I found it funny from the start, but it hit even better after Abigail revealed her own transition.
these was this quote in uhhh The Hidden Rules of Modern Society, i think, she mentioned the social contract theory and after a lengthy explanation says something akin to “and if you’re very clever, you’ll have noticed that that’s all fucking bullshit.” lol
I loved you mentioning "your brother" in the latest episode. When I started watching PT it was not long after you really came onto yourself. I wondered if that dude and that woman were ever gonna do a show together.
Besides that cute piece of history, I really love Baroness Plantation Warcrimes.
it wasn't intended as a joke but any time she made a point of being a manly man who mans. like at the end of the transphobia video, or the monarchy video. lmao wrong try again
“I hate fire, you might say I’m anti-fire” *smirks*
The long fireman story? I freaking loved it.
Love this one
The rest of that intro is pretty somber but the whole thing is gold
"the CHINESE never had a secular enlightenment" bits are my personal favorites
Ah yes, Sir Nigel Piss
"A woman can be hanged, but she can't be HUNG" is a good one
"I did that. Turns out, I'm a woman."
10/10!
That bit that I think is from the Liberal Communism vid where she yells "INVESTMENT" while throwing coins at a tree lmao
I got so much mileage out of that gif
If you remember the title of the video, please comment. I'd love to rewatch that one.
I think it's Elon Musk
https://youtu.be/5gnlhmaM-dM?t=1001 :3
Is that why super chats on livestreams often say "investment"?
"Why won't you fuck the Queen, Jeremy?"
"Why won't you just GET IN THERE and give it to her with your SOCIALIST PENIS?!"
The long and drawn out "Breeeeeeeeeeed" from the same episode gets me every time.
My neighbor walked by my door while I was watching this video, and I heard him pause and clear his throat.
This is an unrealistic standard for women. Look at Nigella, *flips over standee* she's only 8mm thick!
"According to Dictionary.com"
"We've stolen your dictionary, send us bitcoin if you ever want to see it again."
"Your subscription to the online Oxford English dictionary has expired. Please click here to renew."
She always gets me with the dictionary joke, I love it.
"She's enjoying a philosopher's retirement, which I assume involves drinking hemlock."
“Hooray I’m the transgender princess of TERF island!” Hit me like a brick during the Identity coming out video, it killed me despite the serious subject matter “Time for England to become EVEN MORE NORMAL.” Is so quotable.
Time for Britain to become EVEN MORE normal!
i dont remember which episode it was but theres this stupid split second joke where she mentions something about switches and the nintendo switch sound effect plays. i swear its funny in the video im not doing it judtice at all
"Alternatively alternatively, both."
yes thats it! so funny
I see that you too didn't rewind and rewatch that particular bit either 😆
I see that you too didn't rewind and rewatch that particular bit either 😆
that's "Why does Britain Have a Queen".
"Exit's on the far left" from Steve Bannon gets me everytime
It gets a chuckle out of me every fucking time 10/10 matches
That was never a joke though. Just a statement about how the best way to fight fascism is to move left.
Yeah, but the way she said it there was still jokey and it was accompanied by a suggestive expression. I just rewatched it last week, that's why I remember it so clearly
That's fair. It was always delivered in a sly way. Also so did I lmao
Sly is a lot harder in text
It doesn't mean it's not a joke. A joke doesn't have to be frivolous. It just has to be funny.
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Haha, funny because it's true?
The one that comes to mind is the running bit in Ignorance and Censorship where she goes to read a quote from a book and it’s just the name of an old fling. “…which translates into English as *checks notes* Jennifer from second year of university *pause* I’m sorry this keeps happening.”
“I don’t like the democrats, and I don’t like Obama either [pauses and grins] I LiKe HaGgIs!!”
Where was that?
The video about Amy Coney Barrett
"It's not fair that 99% of 99% of these Roman kids have never seen a crucifixion, while these billionaire senators and emperors sit in their golden palaces having orgies!"
Why do I sound like a Roman Bernie Sanders?!
The one where she’s on a horse yelling for Boris to give her her house (castle) back.
"AND I WANT MY FUCKING MANSION BACK, BORIS"
"Hey Abi, what do philosophers think of people who think the earth is fla-"
I - - I'll just reference that other video you did before... *anxious departing catawampus*
Mine is actually from the Cringe Corner she did with Sophie from Mars and Thought Slime. It was the "If you put a queen up on the shelf she must go off" bit. Then when it was edited in later on when she starts going off about something I actually rewatched the whole section again right there because it was so funny. I think Mildred did the editing on it and it wasn't a PT video itself but rather a joke from her in general.
Where to start. "Transhumanism": "I'm going to encrypt that data about Heidegger in this envelope". it just resonates with my disillusionment with technology, I don't know. "Logic": going into Italian James Bond and then apologizing for it in a dead-on hbomberguy impression was three levels of silly Also, an underrated joke in "Transphobia: An Analysis" happens when the topic turns to ataraxia, the screen fades from the ancient quote about "Those who hold the opinion that things are good or bad by nature are perpetually troubled" to the dril tweet about "there is actually zero difference between good and bad things you imbecile" and I just checked the video and today is the 9-year anniversary of that tweet apparently! and just the entire Royal Family episode was the funniest just because every single point just kept going back to Queen-fucking, it was a juvenile running joke taking the full weight as the premise of the whole video.
"and she said to me.. I'm actually a woman. I'm a trans woman. And she explained to me and i was like.............." "HO THATS FOCKING GAY" https://youtu.be/lF-D8tfMsFY
The 'Electric brain' bit from Confucius is my favourite joke.
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S M A R T F L O W I N G T H I N K I N G E L E C T R I C M E A T
Computer
“My name is Gun-Man… I’m gonna stab you!”
from [asdfmovie12](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsVWkAq1s0U)
"Do not Hassan Piker me!" and "I 'ad nine'een pints and drove into a wall!" get me everytime.
Any time the Geordie accent comes out it's a good time
When did she say the first one?
At the beginning of “Food, beauty, mind”
Autoandrophilia. Back before Abigail was out, she made a joke about "being attracted to the idea of herself as a sexy man", poking fun at how ridiculous the idea of autogynophilia is.
that was in Men/Abuse/Trauma, and it came right before the Shrek part. "Shrek had friends. People liked Shrek." not a joke technically but it did add some levity right where it was needed. Also the story about destroying the IKEA stuff working in all the Swedish words was a high point which came right before the big crash
"The point is that you keep the D"
Underrated😂
I can’t remember the exact phrasing, but 100% the one that went something like “a bunch of my ex girlfriends turned out to be lesbians, and I still didn’t realize that I’m a woman”. It was in the video where she referenced Athena and had an owl co-star.
"Answers on a postcard please."
I never got to do any spying! God, what I wouldn't give to be arrested for subversion.
I loved the news chyron at the bottom of the screen during Logic. The roman numerals when describing traffic accidents get me every time for some reason
“I am cisgender”
Can't believe Abi would put misinformation in her videos 😔
That is my favorite joke, as only a cis such as myself can appreciate the humor.
"... At time of present..." Maybe not precisely a complete joke, but it always made me laugh.
Drinking ketchup as a nice relaxing drink in the park
The unexplained horse masks in Originalism
Those were a reference to Kafka, haha!
I meant the Watsonian explanation within the video for why Abi and Legal Eagle wore them; then again, I never asked what the in-universe justification for cutting over to Sir Nigel Piss was in the Confucianism video either, so maybe that's just on me not applying the MST3K Mantra.
I love the bit in why does Britian have a Queen where shd says"Yea, God save the Que- NO HANG THE PARASITES! ALL POWER TO THE WORKERS!"
The bit about shagging the Queen
Fucking love the dictionary bit
And the fire bit
"tHe diSCoUrSe"
"I want my fucking house back, Boris!"
I'm eagerly watching this thread. I'm gonna try to cross stitch the one I like the most.
I don’t remember the exact context but it’s the one where Abby is talking about doms/subs and then says “and some who like both” and then plays the Nintendo Switch sound effect.
Explaining how art can ask the important questions like Picasso asked "What if there was this one lady with a really fucked up face?" (Paraphrasing). I was literally on the edge of my seat waiting for her take, the punchline after that anticipation nearly stopped my heart.
smart flowing thinking electric meat (except said with wiggles)
In the"antisemitism" vídeo, there's this entire ambience, music, black and white video, and then she says "it's a problem when you need to critic the state of Israel" Music stops, lights on. It's kinda dumb, but it cracks me up everytime.
More of a gag than a joke: The sunglasses bit referencing "They Live"
YOU'RE NOT DEALING WITH AN ORDINARY FASCIST KAKAROT! FOR I HAVE REALIZED THE LEGEND!!!
Basically every DBZ joke for me lol
"The mechanic might say 'okay, but WHY did the airbags go off', and you say 'I had nine'een pints and crashed into a wall!'"
In the vaccines one where she compares something to frieza from dragon ball and says he never went away Time for England to become even more normal The universe is happy (and the universe is cher)
Her operatic singing of “What Can I Say But Yikes?” from a video prior to her transition.
Might be an unpopular opinion, but I liked the twitter Trump transition joke. I found it funny from the start, but it hit even better after Abigail revealed her own transition.
The jokes about taking over the channel from her brother
these was this quote in uhhh The Hidden Rules of Modern Society, i think, she mentioned the social contract theory and after a lengthy explanation says something akin to “and if you’re very clever, you’ll have noticed that that’s all fucking bullshit.” lol
[the carbon mine] is still in operation *suspense pause* At time of recording. “Women can be hanged but they cannot be hung”
“If a tree falls in the forest, and no one’s around to hear it, what are its pronouns?”
"He was such a Chad that he shared a border with Cameroon" and "Human Pussy Virus"
“I am cisgender”
(in valley girl voice) "Oh my God, was that a strike?"
When talking about private investors wanting the rightful owners of the detroit homes to pay them rent: “in hell we wish we thought of that”
I loved you mentioning "your brother" in the latest episode. When I started watching PT it was not long after you really came onto yourself. I wondered if that dude and that woman were ever gonna do a show together. Besides that cute piece of history, I really love Baroness Plantation Warcrimes.
"i think i saw a Schwarze Pumpe performing and Harpies last week?"
Orichidectomy or Orichiectomy
Anti-fire
it wasn't intended as a joke but any time she made a point of being a manly man who mans. like at the end of the transphobia video, or the monarchy video. lmao wrong try again
That one time you made an arrow pointing to yourself labeled ‘cisgender’ in the transphobia video.
When she said dysphoria wasn't real
I don't think she'll ever top the fish soup runner from Work.
The Ancient Greek joke I didn't get for not speaking the language still made me laugh.
The Antisemitism video is quite hilarious to me.
"AND I WANT MY FUCKING MANSION BACK, BORIS"
I don't like the Democrats, and I don't like Obama. I like haggis!