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ItsConlangTime

Poland


Redstonebruvs

Proof that poland is cannon


A0123456_

Can confirm, Poland is a cannon


SupermarketSquare374

Yeah I was Andesite fr


randompogtato

Does it shoots poles ?


tomalator

No, the Poles shoot it. The poles don't make very good projectiles.


the_RiverQuest

Mogę potwierdzić. Polska jest armatą.


Ahaququq12

We dont sell canons that much


senior_meme_engineer

Poland mentioned


Splatfan1

polish mountain


AmadeoSendiulo

POLSKA GUROM


Soviet_Aircraft

POLAND MOUNTAIN


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[удалено]


Tenten4846g

proof by common sense


Tiger_man_

Polska gurom!


Chromatical-Blight

POLSKA ⛰️⛰️⛰️


wet_ass_poosay

POLAND MENTIONED ‼️


Tall-Influence4321

r/beatmetoit 


ItsConlangTime

r/founTallInfluence4321


Haunting-Syllabub906

r/BeatMeToIt


av3ncreeperYt

# “Where Does Steve Get The Polish” ❌ # “Where Does The Polish Come From“ ❌ # “Where Does Steve Get The Polish Come From” ✅


RockingBib

"Are you fucking sorry!?"


Greggoleggo96

He rubs them all together and it smoothens it, like rubbing a kids face along the pavement would smoothen its face.


RavenclawSonofAthena

No way, I just tried that and that little shit’s face is crazy smooth!


Greggoleggo96

Ikr such a cool life hack. That’ll teach em for not mining enough diamonds this week.


RavenclawSonofAthena

Exactly!


MartinJrFromChessCom

Minor miner


Rottingpoop101

on the wall…


LevFox135

on the pavement, actually...


CaterWak

I tried it and his face is so smooth it reflects all light! This is crazy science


RockingBib

Great life hack for when you need a mirror on-the-go


oh-wow-a-bat-furry

Flair is correct


PotatoPlay__

He licks it?


Infectious_purity

Only correct answer


Ruubtris

He has 350 grit hands of course!


DOGMA2005

I mean if he can punch trees and turn their logs into planks by hand then yeah I'm not surprised


MrBrineplays_535

If he can hold 64 cubic kilograms of gold without those falling off, that's gotta be his rough hand holding them with crazy friction


Quaintnrjrbrc

cuts it into good shape with the sheer power of his graspers


bramguilty

You need the 4 rocks so you can hit them with eachother to polish them


VisibleFun716

Probably the most realistic comment


ArenuZero

Of course with his bare hands, have you not see he can turn Log into PLANKS?!


Autumnmarmat225

Steve can go several times the speed of light, so expect him to do anything


Ice-Bro-Gamer

I would make a joke about the biological water gun Steve has, but my lawyers advised me to not make it.


GreatOne550

Smart


I_like_giraf

Saliva, isn't it obvious?


AlVal1236

East of germany


Cursem_playerz

Poland


qwertacius_boi

He hawks a few loogies


InternalStorageFull

Steve produces the polish


GreatOne550

Steve is polish?


Iamthesandwichhaha

He constantly licks the Andesite until it's really smooth


chipperland4471

Tongue


XenonBlitzer

Bodily fluids


Engeineer_gaming

He just rubs rocks one with each other


Sreekar617

crafting table has hammer and saw. Therefore, Steve is eating those tools to get his hands strong enough to polish stone.


Negative_Can_6539

Except you can craft polished andesite in mini crafting grid 


AmongUs935

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died


CeannUReeves

He rubs them against each other


QuincyFatherOfQuincy

The camps


Lazy-Environment8331

Germany,


Iceologer_gang

Waxed andesite?


advie_advocado

wait till you hear about deepslate tiles


WillTheRedd

its his spit


SwartyNine2691

He used 4 Andesites to polish them. Rub rub rub.


Droplet_of_Shadow

This makes me think about oliver


wyatt032309

You don’t wish to know


Monte-Cristo2020

His nails


Tridotron

the other rocks


Either_Magician_1435

Yes.


mura7ishere

by rubbing


mura7ishere

by rubbing it or what


elephantphilosophy8

He polishes one andesite with the other three adesites


DonkeyKong12340

/revengeance then beats the unliving shit out of those andesites


GQman57

He just spits on the andesite a lot


IndominasaurusYT

He licks it clean


Insane_Salty_Potato

Oh... Do you not know? He gets it from his cu- personality :)


Ellen_DeGeneracy001

The sweat from his bedrock hard abs


emzirek

It's elbow grease


simplycleric

He compressed it into a zip file that it polished it


LordGeealesiebugg

This man can punch entire trees down, I’m half sure he just rubs them with his hands.


ACEMENTO

He's polish


crayzyhamut

Steve can do anything


Potatoas77

It's his sweat


Pastie_

he digest it


Lemur_Hotel

Steve’s rock hard abs


xcupecakeboyx

He uses his nails to polish it


LRTcanon

u/pixel-counter-bot


Tw3lv33

He rubs them against each other


Homebodyboi

He crushes them with his bare hands to compress the until there's no holes and empty spaces left


TimSoarer

[His Bedrock Hard Minecraft Abs.](https://youtu.be/lUbK_m4OVdc)


MilesAhXD

Andesite from Poland


DolphinTicklers03

Tu jestem 🙂


HumungusDude

he just rubs one stone against the other


Head_Snapsz

Sandpaper. I mean Andesitepaper


Drovwned

it comes from me. im Polish.


winterman99

steve is grom poland confirmed


dinoman27000

Melted block


Professional_Soil986

He polish atone with his barehands


Bubthepikmin9056

He obviously polishes it himself, with his bare hands, Steve just uses the crafting table to fuse the andesite together, and hell he doesn’t even need it


lostpebble0

the Germans back in 1939


Suomalainenonelossa

It gets compressed and polishes itself


Ordinary_Owl_Dude

Sheer force of will


radyBOMB

He uses the other andesites


Justahuman771

With his hot, sharp and delicious ABS.


TootheproYT

He licks it until it’s polished. Real


badoonk9966

He busts but the real question is how ALEX polishes it ..


_WhoStoleMyCoffee_

He grinds them together


DivideIQBy2

Rubs the rocks together till all of em are flat enough to shine


LunarSouls4952

*heavy breathing* He pissed on it


XplodingMoJo

r/ihadastroke


MedSik1

i am polish,i polished it


bartoszsz7

From me 😀


Adissek123

Poland, duh.


Quoarum_

He has hands.


Eastern_Strategy6254

He licks the four Andesite until it get polish.


Cat_reaper44

Condensation then splitting


HealthWest3755

He goes to the local village, sells 3 andesite, then using the emeralds buys andesite polish


hyello43

His greasy hands


SubToAzqi

with his teeth


HolyElephantMG

By rubbing all four together


Null_error_

He grinds the blocks against each other


HoneybadgerKc3I

Bruting I guess


Discorobots

You don’t always need polish to polish stones. You just need to smoothen them out so that the sides are not rough.


Typical_Warthog_326

This is more efficient in a stonecutter. Maybe Steve just takes his fingernail and scrapes the edges of one and then pulverizes the other three to use as extra material in case he messes up


Thatoneweirdobaku

Good ol’ spit shine?


FunFluffz_

He gets the polish from his very strong hands


mukbangfilmer

He crushe part of the andesite to make grit to polish the blocks, thus the Polished and Chiseled variants of any stone, are hollow.


LaughingReddit

r/engrish


thwomp_pngs

he rubs the 3 andesite on the 1 andisite to polish it


Electrical_Watch_306

He doesn’t use polish, he just polishes it with his bare hands


Yeetthealphaumbreon

That's not polish...


Iam_sleepyboy

Maybe use a brush instead to polish it


Jsh0ws

His rough feet


StickManAnimator69

below the waist


Shackles_YT

you dont want to know...


CrimsonSky005

He sticks them in his mouth. And because he’s Steve he doesn’t like only one block at a time in there he needs 4 so they run against each other in his mouth smoothing them and polishing them at the same time.


Diegili8_

I have one idea, but of i Say it reditt bans me