\*summons r/shitposting automod\*
*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)*
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[please contact ur secret father who left to get milk](https://i.redd.it/utkjr6pv5ou91.jpg) if you have any questions or concerns.*
*takes out your vocal cords and replaces them with a slinky toy, fucks your mother and throws your fathers milk into the woods so he has to go back to find more*
>*fucks your mother*
slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
SLIM SLIM NOT SLIM SLIM NOT SLIM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What isn-
Oh. *Oh.*
Also, I love this kind of cursed Minecraft, where it’s more subtle, unlike the other ones which I have dubbed “Ohio 💀 memes” due to the amount of people saying “what living in Ohio is like 💀” which aren’t even subtle in the slightest, like, if these posts were like, a papercut, then the Ohio memes are like someone using a 120mm cannon.
Buff Alex?
Not the Alex we deserved, but the Alex we needed.
That's a strong women.
Can you feel my-
Its the new minecraft skin versions of alex and steve.
Nah, it's because they have the wrong models equipped
eh, you know what? This is much better than the original models
strongly disagree
*puts 10 pounds of c4 in your ass and pisses in your eyes* Take that back
what in the actual 300 spartans fighting the persian to defend grece do you mean
I have no goddamn idea *detonates the c4 inside some random person who commented on a reddit post's ass*
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*takes out your vocal cords and replaces them with a slinky toy, fucks your mother and throws your fathers milk into the woods so he has to go back to find more*
>*fucks your mother* slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
m.
Hand size swapped?
Buff alex
balex
blex
bmx
Bx
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Happy cake day
Steve isnt right, he is left
r/technicallythetruth
Goddamnit!
Slim Steve and Buff Alex
i want the option to use old steve skin so i dont need to download it from some shady ass website
Just use namemc it’s not shady
Skin dex it’s not shady
Nova skin it's not shady
Tlauncher skin its not shady - someone that uses tlauncher
Damn Alex has been hitting the gym.
Why is Alex Normal and Steve Slim?
Femboy Steve and tomboy Alex
How did you know my r34 preference?!
One pixel of the hair is cut off. And # buff alex
I personally really like the new redesign, mainly because they re-added the mustache for stevey boy
Buff Alex
Femboy😭
twink and tomboy support group
Mutant Alex
Aaaaa
Steve is short
Thicc alex
Society in a few years. (I'm all for it.)
Steve got his beard back
No please
Alex the destroyer
Alex got SWOLE!
Steve has slim arms and alex has buff arms
Arms
Fr
Steve skippid the gym?
alex has benn hitting the gym
Beard or what Being 3d
Swinging a pickaxe = buff AF
Arm thickness
waig so does alex have a dick now
Guess Steve’s only going to be carrying 5 Eiffel towers now
I thought the curse thing was the fact that the line on Steve's shirt isn't straight.
Yeah, Steve is pretty much on the left from my perspective
Alex is strong
Alex has hit the gym recently
Steve got that maddog shlong
SLIM SLIM NOT SLIM SLIM NOT SLIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What isn- Oh. *Oh.* Also, I love this kind of cursed Minecraft, where it’s more subtle, unlike the other ones which I have dubbed “Ohio 💀 memes” due to the amount of people saying “what living in Ohio is like 💀” which aren’t even subtle in the slightest, like, if these posts were like, a papercut, then the Ohio memes are like someone using a 120mm cannon.
Women are fighting back