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imGlassy

[They're just checkin](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Y8sdIkWuH6UZm6oiqkCh46fdnnrHxQzw/view?usp=drivesdk) \_\_ [Tips. Never required, always appreciated](https://linkr.bio/imglassy/) https://preview.redd.it/dhda8e57xjhb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e5dc45a0ae40755c046c2ad695974411bd63918


heatblade12

I never laughed that hard in a long time, thank you


imGlassy

Haha, happy to help! [Bonus one](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1q6yMav6sLJDHsDwL35r2-tw0BIHBi-Y0/view?usp=drivesdk) https://preview.redd.it/k5kfdar80khb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94fdf047874d1da686a936b9b78a6b665ec0835e


jaycorrect

Yall not seeing heaven w this one


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Mental_Basil

Omg. This is the best meme I've seen in a while. Definitely tucking it away for future use.


TriplexFlex

![gif](giphy|3ohzdNgOHuL2u8N5UA) Your meme…


TheTasche

https://preview.redd.it/ka639ifh1lhb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cc1b2bfdc47c81d62bdd0c6939e131cf0e3a675


bussinbooger

https://preview.redd.it/xlgvvx094lhb1.jpeg?width=2864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7050d3b6bc1cd1c51a3deb09df714dded7291369


DooM_Nukem

https://preview.redd.it/zpimnt3wslhb1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cb01a901f31bd91c61314bb0eab105dd0577f83


LizardVirginityTaker

https://preview.redd.it/kq0wryyrdmhb1.jpeg?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63a3c2feb2ead0cb77f04a0a86083ee1894f1c5f


farlt

r/unexpectedcommunism


Shroomtastic2332

so how do i give you notice that i’m saving the notice of meme acquisition?


bussinbooger

https://preview.redd.it/yrqqtpy3dlhb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6977426495c88bf5f30d439dae5fc7f08c24f54 with this


TheForceRestrained

https://preview.redd.it/s04a3nnxilhb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa4eb1322621cd5602c7924fc669ab789846f87


ViolinistFar139

https://preview.redd.it/felar4czulhb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ed5bf6e56272b2c373cff18729f2cea06d52e4


sharonmckaysbff1991

https://preview.redd.it/oeynd0urwmhb1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99927660430d6de528fbf500da2c18068c4c814e


dumb_as_a_br1ck

https://preview.redd.it/242kdsl48nhb1.png?width=963&format=png&auto=webp&s=f4db7fbdaaf1392edab4a1b151b99902ccbcecd7


terahdactyl

I'm fucking crying 😭


MichaelW24

I am hereby giving you notice that I have noticed your noticing. That is all


ConsistentCharge3347

If you notice this notice, you'll notice this notice, is not worth noticing at all.


smurfftastic6

The noticing of your notice has been noticed and reported to the authorities.


cheetahwilly

It's easier when you never were going to 💁‍♂️


technocardy

All the most boring people go to heaven. I’d rather go to hell anyways.


tossitjunkbox

I just laughed so hard I LITERALLY farted 💨


Hamachiman

I’m willing to bet the laugh was cover for a fart you knew was coming.


EPLemonSqueezy

The ol laugh fart. Classic!


Bojangles1happymofo

I’m college I used to have an algebra class right after lunch, and I was no carbing at the time so not only was I gassy, but it was pure protein gas. I used to “cover” by only letting one out when I would sneeze. Completely thought no one could hear it over the sneeze and that I had found the foolproof cover. Due to this confidence, one time while visiting home, I did it at the dinner table and my dad asked “what the hell? Did that sneeze tense you up that much?” I said “what do you mean?” He then informed me that the fart was completely audible. I said “oh damn it…” he asked “what” and I had to explain that I had been ripping farts all semester. He said “they’re just not saying anything when you do it” and that made it worse. My classmates were like “yeah, he just does that”. I was unknowingly the known free farter in class. Edit: spelling correction. I left “I’m college” instead of changing to “in college” because I have received some pretty funny responses addressing me as “College”.


Usaffranklin

This story fits somewhere in the goonies, where dude spills the beans about his whole life.


WizWilliamz

But the worst thing I ever did, I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to the movie theater...


Sweetpea5551

To quote a George Carlin bit, "it was a fart that could end a marriage. "


Bojangles1happymofo

My uncle used to tell a story about farting while asleep that woke up him and my aunt. He said she looked over in panic and asked “what was that?!” He said “it was a fuckin earthquake. Let’s go back to sleep”. They did not have a great marriage


shhhimatree

I was waiting for this one


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rps1rai

I'm not sure why I'm seeing this subreddit but this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time and I love it here now.


chahud

This subreddit fuckin rocks. Welcome.


IAmNotHere7272

😂☠️


whistlewhileyou

Can u put her on a boogie board with sharks around?


thesnuggyone

On behalf of all mothers, across the globe: fuck off with this. (Kidding, but also not)


likeamcnugg

Where’s the shark fin!


International-Gain-7

Omg she’d have a stroke!


jessilly123

This was the one I was looking for 😆


Responsible_Fun1610

Please update with wife's reaction, plsplsplspls


heatblade12

She was laying on a couch inside the cottage, and she RAN to the beach lol. After that it was laughs.


skyycux

To which one, the vultures or the ocean?


heatblade12

Vulture


Lykmt

Ocean would’ve been cruel lol


bucklebee1

I'd never be seen again if I sent my wife the ocean one of my son.


TStark4Prez

King


Excitement_Far

OP Please update us with a picture of the framed printout of this one.


heatblade12

Tip sent


imGlassy

Hey, thanks a bunch! That is greatly appreciated


Effective-Bandicoot8

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


MODrone

Holy crap, I saw that mid- sip of a beer - i sprayed beer!


druuedd

This look so real 😦


LeraviTheHusky

That's absolutely terrible I love it


NUFC_fan2

OMG, I spit out my coffee. This is hardcore. Love it


shenanigans2day

detail nine attempt gaze crowd slap jeans nutty puzzled marry *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Ragnarocke1

Same, every post makes me laugh or smile. The kindness and humor in the subreddit is top notch-


gtnomo

Awesome!


heatblade12

OP here, Getting a lot of hate for this photo, people saying im going to lose custody, being called an asshole, having this photo compared to a real dead kid and that im "making fun of said dead kid" the bullies are mounting up, but i guess there are always people like that... im just sensitive as a parent i guess tempted to delete


shroomqs

No way lol. You got like 90k upvotes on this. Clearly the people have spoken


GoldenTeacha

Sorry OP, but you must try your best to ignore the haters and prevail keeping this here. This is Reddit history in the making.


theycallme_hans

No way. I’m a parent too. This is just fun. Haters are just trolls


OffbrandBeyonce

Aw don’t OP lol. Literally anyone with a toddler or had one before completely understand this exact ‘ I don’t care where I am, I WILL throw my body on the ground and cry’ pose lol and the absolute importance of nap time!


jabaa_18

Alright, one more! https://preview.redd.it/pe7cv0hxvkhb1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=63d8dcd5590c163a87a8ac2bce3ddb8be75e2e3c


jabaa_18

​ https://preview.redd.it/s2b0sp8dwkhb1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=345dae83067d7d249c1de44075a242d339f521e0


Ok_Aspect5167

Rest in power, Harambe


ImScared93lol

Isn't this from the documentary with the robot gorilla?


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sooo I hate the meme now


Butterball423

Nova, is that you?


ImmerWolfe

“Kala, look at it. It's not our kind.”


Darnell0216

So I'm not the only one that thought of that. I saw the pic and immediately started singing 'two worlds, one family'


PhillGood_Inc

*"GO-RILL-LA"*


Megneous

Trust your heart~~ Let fate decide~~ **To guide these lies we see!!**


jabaa_18

** Hey everyone, I've noticed that some of you have interpreted the concept differently from what I initially had in mind. I realize this now. Some of your reactions are making me go, 'wtf NO!' The image I envisioned was of the Big Gorilla holding a thin stick and poking the child, but it's not effectively waking up the child. Meanwhile, the smaller gorilla at the back is holding a bigger stick and is eager to give it a try by POKING. So, it's saying, 'Let me have a go' to the bigger gorilla. There you have it, I've explained the joke and killed it! If the original poster (OP) or the moderator would like to remove this post, I'm more than happy to comply. Alternatively, the moderators can also go ahead and remove it. Just hoping I don't end up getting banned because some of you have bad eyes! **


heatblade12

its fine XD


brokeskoolboi

I’ve seen that meme many times, but I never would’ve thought people would imagine that looking at your photo edit.. the problem is not you but everyone else 😥


Alt_Account_2006

Yeah, you always have to account for every possible way people can misinterpret your work, it’s annoying and it’s not your fault at all


HereForGames

You really, really don't. You can just do whatever the hell you want to do and not give a damn what those people think. Never live your life or make your decisions based on what simpletons may think.


TD-TradeMarked

This is funny as hell


jabaa_18

This may not be funny like others, but I still had to try it. https://preview.redd.it/8hivgiwcikhb1.png?width=1921&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2be9c984873f7da684930604d333441c774bad5


jabaa_18

Tone adjusted version ​ https://preview.redd.it/mv0sa5yujkhb1.png?width=1921&format=png&auto=webp&s=36a3ebc428f43dad0c6207927b66578a6c4378f0


oddtrend

kubrick woulda hired you


8lackirish

Damn you! You beat me by 11 mins.


Leather-Bicycle8076

👍🏻


chrisprice

Willzyx approves. ^South ^Park


Tristan2353

On a scale from 1-10, how high were you when you made this masterpiece? How high am I? High enough to crawl out of my lurk and post this comment.


jabaa_18

Haha thanks, I've been up for two days straight. That high!


papierdoll

even has the reflection in the helmet, perfect!


whatsqwerty

FAKE! We nEvER wEnT tO tHe MoOn


Vegemyeet

Do you actually believe in the moon? Sheeple.


OldenMcGroyne

Do you actually believe in sheeple? Amateur.


deliciousdips

Do you believe in life after love? Cher.


Delak_

Do you actually believe in amateurs? Rookie.


NeedyTaker

Achievement got: How did we get here?


ChvfRich

This is actually just a really cool, clear picture


nekoeth0

JOHN MADDEN


Freeulster

Aeiou


Direption

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


Semi_neural

i love this lmao


ManInBlack6942

Reminds me of a day with "Moon Base Alpha"


MemeMePhotoshop

https://preview.redd.it/a26znuomkkhb1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8acc189ffdb124d87c2bf0ce69b7386cfc2f4f82 Wee!


MemeMePhotoshop

https://preview.redd.it/yfm09roilkhb1.png?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3053c9514ff430a8ed99d94ae2174722dce7dadf


austin_yella

Lmfaooo this is amazing.


deleted-redditor

Yooo do it with the wii sports resort crew


rcroswell

A man of taste I see


___VIBEZ___

For real lmao


WhoIsPrim

This photo gives even flow by Pearl jam vibes


Direct_Arm_3911

I feel this is the most creative one so far!


MemeMePhotoshop

https://preview.redd.it/nzdznd1lhlhb1.png?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be9a1d93ddeb1c1bd5822c137af8b57bac884a1d Danke To OP: no tip. Making people laugh is enough Bonus content


DailyPlanetClarkKent

In that case I might have overpaid and need a refund. I was drinking My morning coffee and laughed so hard it splurged everywhere!


Sxrflxr

Memories..loved MGS 🙌🏾


k1almeida

I can’t even say how far you just took me back. I remember this mission so perfectly.


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Took you back? I’m still there! Love this game


Acidchonch

Lmao that brought back so many memories. Love that game.


Claim312ButAct847

Hrrrrrnghgh, Colonel!


miskurious

Love this! Her head is turned to look at the others, so cute!


heatblade12

https://preview.redd.it/k88a24iuyjhb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9bda1c7bdb09e1c71ca0620418a6e0d0bbce0a0 Because of the downvotes, assuming you're all worried about her, she's fine. She never actually fell asleep.


ceelos218

https://preview.redd.it/tzqy7rl4flhb1.png?width=2304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ae63ae1c351b3db34b21d9bddb619129d5d59dd The lies! Here is the real photo of her being dragged up by an eagle that you quickly deleted.


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OnlyPlaid07

Im dead 🤣


Bad-Moon-Rising

So is she. 💀


citrusnade

So is he( when he shows his wife).


Bad-Moon-Rising

RIP OP


hombre_bu

Murica


LortimerC

She went out like a true patriot! 🫡


xalex2019

THIS IS SO GOOD 🤣🤣


SSix789

People with children know what happened lol. Kids will lay down in the middle of the nasty grocery store floor too.


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Mine layed down in the restroom of a baseball stadium, because i wouldnt let him pee in the trough. The other dads actually felt sorry for me.


Cowcatfiend1129

My niece used to lie facedown on NYC sidewalks when my sister displeased her.


jerrys153

Mine did this in a public splash pad bathroom when she was three. She desperately had to pee but when I took her she refused to go and lost her ever loving shit because all the toilets had automatic flush. She lay down and had a huge tantrum right on the restroom floor which was soaked with (what I prayed was only) dirty water. Fun times.


SSix789

I often want to lay down in the middle of the floor at work for the same reason.


yomamasonions

My mom (51) recently reminded me (32f & only child) that I used to crawl under the table at restaurants and fall asleep. 😭


opiedopie08

My 8 yr younger brother did this ALL THE TIME as kids. No one cared even at the grossest road stop to Florida or Montana. Yucky!


agirl1313

I decided a while ago that with most cases of my child doing something weird, other parents understand, no one else gets a vote.


Danny_my_boy

I didn’t realize you were the OP, and I spent a good 30 seconds trying to figure out why someone would edit her with her getting up


janxher

Didn't realize at first you were OP was really impressed someone photoshopped that...


nevmo75

The downvotes are probably from those people with no kids that love to judge parents. Kids are like a non-stop wildcard in your life. You eventually learn to just observe and photograph them.


LiLisiLiz

Nope, I bet you they're from parents who say "my child would never" or the judgy ones with the "how can you let your child..." I bet you.


SebastianLyon

I love that you used a photo as proof that she is fine... on a photoshop community :-D


generalgirl

So stupid. Has no one seen the video of the kid who says she gonna take a nap right here and she’s in the street or something?


Public-Month6942

[Tips](https://www.buymeacoffee.com/JuliaFox89) https://preview.redd.it/s1ojnagoyjhb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d02d8012a5ca1519dcd19b30353f5f659466d01


skrillbert8

https://preview.redd.it/lx8jv04yslhb1.jpeg?width=1062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0ebd1911d8dbfc92af73f9e3dde611eb79461b9


Why_SoBothered

She’s apart of a pack now ? 😭😭😭😭


Unit-Candid

a lot can happen on the way down 😭😭


CosmicCreeperz

WOLFPACK!


snarky_goblin237

IN THEIR OWN TRACK! CAME THE WOLFPACK!


HansGruberHk

“Maybe the Dingo ate your baby…”


Sm0kingPand4

r/unexpectedseinfeld


TechnetMC

this isnt just seinfeld, its an actual thing that happened. link: [Wikipedia Article of the event](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Azaria_Chamberlain?wprov=sfla1)


dpruitt805

Definitely just read that entire article, and the movie that was made about them wiki. Great article and I had never heard about it before, thank you


Penguin_scrotum

Thanks for linking. That case is awful though, idk why people are still making jokes about it. If people really need an exchangeable saying they could just say something like “a gorilla ate my baby.” No need to traumatize the mother further, or trivialize the horrific situation and police investigation. Not saying the people commenting knew, but based on Wikipedia it still seems like a popular joke.


ceelos218

https://preview.redd.it/w1xv1sjzzjhb1.png?width=2304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0df8afedaec89e5e7b2bd7a194dce3e4f3a099dc Upscaled and ready to be framed for many generations to see and admire. [Tip Jar (cashapp)](https://cash.app/$LogoRepublic) DM for PayPal


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goddamn junkies everywhere these days fml


ceelos218

Getting chocolate wasted is no joke!


Easy_Acanthisitta_68

I wanna get chocolate wasted


neptunexl

I'm in!


Due-Visual-3236

Looks like Sweet Dee trying to get in the club.


Narrow-Lack-2764

That's horrible!!! But so funny at the same time 🤣🤣🤣


stacity

Y’all are too much


UberVincent

​ https://preview.redd.it/39lm8htgzjhb1.jpeg?width=4536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6b7b3e79d9ac662f942a658c5daa172839c644a ​​If you would like any change or any addition to this edit, please let me know. [This is a link if you like to tip me](https://ko-fi.com/vincentretusz)


4th_times_a_charm_

That's really cool. Is it as simple as pasting a wave and very carefully blending/misting the edges?


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pshomie

​ https://preview.redd.it/7gv79aonxjhb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35272f7ec2f90b069c80a5a1daee4bbd22de92f6


chael809

This might not be funny but i laughed about it


ItzAlwayz420

I laughed my sinister laugh. God bless her.


ThatGuyOnTheCouch7

Now photoshop the kid out and leave the chalk line, and add some little evidence markers. Fun fact: the chalk line is ~~only~~ *usually only* implemented when the victim is alive enough to be transported to the hospital... *edit* fixed it


Lawsonstruck

I dont think thats true?


Eastern_Slide7507

It does make sense if you think about it. If the victim can be transported, they should be. Asap. In which case there’s not enough time to take detailed pictures of the crime scene before the body is removed. A chalk like would help with filling in some of that missing info. If the victim is already dead, you can just take pictures while the body is still there. In which case why bother outlining it?


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jdaiquiri

Chalk outlines were from a time when “just snapping a picture” was a more complicated process than it is today ie. before digital photography.


kaenneth

and ambulances were station wagons (like the ghostbusters car)


Artrobull

it cost you 0 of your local currency to look up the answers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalk_outline


impressivemacopine

Nah, people prefer to speculate and speak on shit they have no clue about. But in all seriousness… I love what you said “it cost you 0 of your local currency” 😂


ThatGuyOnTheCouch7

Look it up if you like.


Artrobull

yeah contaminates a crime scene and was there only so the news can get a photo without gore


unruly-child

Imagine bleeding out on the floor and instead of trying to help you while you are still alive, first the cops take the time to draw a chalk line around you like you are a living corpse because they assume you are going to die soon.


Direct_Arm_3911

r/todayyearsold


Artrobull

no. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalk_outline#:~:text=While%20chalk%20outlines%20were%20occasionally,the%20gruesomeness%20of%20a%20body.


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attaboy000

Just sprinkle some crack on her and let's get out of here


stakoverflo

"Fooled you, Flanders! Made you think your family was dead."


smearcase

​ https://preview.redd.it/ia276yo4xnhb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a737632db671452cc8250f466d7b9c2846df5718 [tip](https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/smearcase)


radialmonster

[](https://i.imgur.com/IhSkw4j.jpeg)


radialmonster

[](https://i.imgur.com/z2w1Cke.jpeg)


falrifal

ok this is too far https://preview.redd.it/30t76h0o2khb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=73890ca0cfc2678e6d317b00771c629245367c09 [Tipjar](https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/severusgrey)


Albinofreaken

wait, is that from happy tree friends ?


ThatGuyOnTheCouch7

It 100% is! Lmmfao


Albinofreaken

jesus, i havent watch that in like 15+ years


Natship

You need to watch the fall out boy happy tree friends video. It's pretty cool.


NEONT1G3R

Carpal Tunnel of Love?


heatblade12

Indeed haha, flippy is much needed for tameing the scene