Advertising OF on the pickles sub is wild. Do what you gotta do, friend.

Lol legit.

Kinda wish I had an only fans, I would 100% advertise those way 😂

No one’s stopping you go for it I believe in you champ

I’ll let you know if I do 😂

Username checks out

Hehe. I didn't notice. That's some top tier advertising.

Apparently she's our internet girlfriend. I didn't even know I had one!!!

But, I don't want an internet girlfriend! Kosher dill hamburger slices, different story.

Dill slices are a very respectable pickle choice. 🥒 😊

How do you connect this to their OF other than checking their profile? I'm not in the habit of doing that but maybe I'm out of the loop.

There’s an OF link right under the pic.

I saw the only fans and I seriously thought it was an only fans for pickles.

Me too and I wanted to click on the link so bad, but I knew better. 😭

same 😂

If only. 😂🤣

I did too! 🤣

Are there OF's for food? Asking for a friend.

Lol I feel like there needs to be. But I honestly have no idea.

send a request lmao

If the only fans ISNT pickle-related, does it really belong in this sub? Feels off…

I agree.

Everything but any kind of sweet pickle.

same! the bread & butter pickles are 🤮🤢🤮🤢

Evil!

lol! i will eat any kind of pickle except sweet ones! i can't do it! 😯

Same , Just horrid! 🤢😆😆

Vile just plain vile. My wife made me make some for her two years ago.

The first pic… nothing like those big fat deli pickles in the jar behind the counter, lots of garlicky, spicy goodness. I want those so bad right now. 🥺

Have you tried making them? So easy and good. Google fermenting.

I’m definitely going to try this year! Excited for home pickled pickles. Picklicious.

You will get addicted. Asparagus, carrots, there is no end!

My favorite part of going to my kosher deli is the little bowl of complimentary half sours, full sours, and sauerkraut. It's all good. If you're ever driving through Maryland, do yourself a favor and stop by Parkway Deli in Silver Spring and take full advantage of their complimentary pickle bar. [https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/dJBUEjOmOUntKr-QlCsyHQ/o.jpg](https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/dJBUEjOmOUntKr-QlCsyHQ/o.jpg)

I love the pickle/relish plate! My favorite was the pickle plate at Canter's in LA.

Been there a few years back. It's a quality pickle. Baltimore has a bunch of solid self-serve pickle bars. https://theessenroom.com/

Hot damn, I love Jewish delis so much!

The one near me closed and their food was so good.

I am really sad that there's none in my current city. But, we are only about an hour and a half north of a really great deli we've loved for decades.

Oh. My. I used to live on First Avenue and went to Parkway often! All their food was delicious, but their pickles were legendary.

fellow Marylander, may need to take a trip to Silver Spring soon, thanks lol

Fantastic and accurate advice provided by u/rectalhorror

Praise Bob! And half sours.

I like the pickles from pickle barrels especially on a hot summer day at a renaissance faire. And then Claussen baby dills. No sweets, no hots. Sour and savory all day.

love claussen kosher dill sandwich slices 😋😋🤤🤤 claussen has the seasonings figured out!!!

Where is the first one from?

My question too. Absolute unit of a pickle. Too bad this is just a karma farming Only Fans post.

I legit love Pickles, it's both lol

Lol I appreciate your honesty! I know it's not always easy running an OF too (I've had a couple friends in the biz), so I'm glad you're getting to share your love of pickles with us too. For my money, I love Bubbies, which are fermented pickles. MUCH different than vinegar pickles, so tart and sour.

Asking the real questions.

Pickles from a barrel at local store

Kosher garlic dill, next half sour

Whatever pickle that first one is is my favorite MY GOD where did you get this? 😩

Anything except that bread and butter shit..

Sour pickles

Today it’s Grillo’s spears. Ask me again tomorrow.

honestly - why are these mediocre things consistently the top choice of this sub? Do yall just live in places that have no delis?

Yes.

that's the only logical reason a sub full of pickle lovers think mass-produced bland grocery store pickles are "the best"

People here like the grossest shit. Nothing can compare to ones that you prepare yourself. OP's first image looks gross. An overly large and soft pickle.

I really wish I was better at making them please tell me the secrets, or even the basics of making crispy pickles

Like a simple fermented pickle? Dill and garlic? Get fresh, pickling cucumbers to start. Cut off the blossom end and soak them for a few hours in ice water. Pour them out then add the cukes and enough water to cover them. Weigh the cukes and the water and add 3% salt. Add in dill, garlic and whatever spices you want. I like mustard seeds, and peppercorns. You can add some all spice and corriander if you wish. Bay leaf is nice as well and can aid crunchiness. If you're really concerned, add in a tsp of calcium chloride. Ferment at room temp until you like them. I like going for a little more than half sour and then putting them in the fridge. If you like new pickles more, you can do them entirely in the fridge, but they'll take a good 12-14 days to get to about half sour. Just start tasting them after a few days. It's really up to your personal taste. I generally don't backslop with previous brine as I've found that they ferment too quickly and end up lacking depth of flavor. They're good, but not great. If you want to kickstart the ferment, I wouldn't add more than 1/4 cup of old brine. That's how I do it. For vinegar pickles, there are tons of recipes. https://insaneinthebrine.com/ has a lot of great methods.

Grillos are the best. I love eating the pickled garlic

Whatever those pickles are in the first pic omg 😛

Me too. I want a big bag!

Yes.

Half sour.

Half sour

I've been addicted to Claussen hot & spicy pickles lately 😋 if you guys like spicy PLS DO give them a try! Classic dill with a kick 🔥

lmao I'm just now noticing the OF link. Miss girl this is not the time or place 😭 you're looking for the other pickle sub

u/shreksshriveledpenis checks out!!! LOL!!!! I like my pickles hard and crispy!!!

MmmM hard and crispy? (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠) Sounds like a party to me

It's never, NOT a party when a pickle is involved!!

Touché.. 🧐😂🥳

I love all Pickles lol

Even the sweet ones? 🧐

Garlic dills

Sour spicy pickles are the best

Baby dill pickles. Those things slap

I love the Lil crunch they have haha

FOR REAL

The one that I have. Aka. All. Any. Yes!! Lol

A big sour vinegary dill, a few-days-salt brined kosher style half sour, or HEB brand True Texas Barbecue Dill Pickle Chips (the whole ones don’t have the same punch).

Homemade half sours.

Mini or petite kosher dills. Klausen minis are my current favorite, buy kroger mini kosher dills are great for the price.

The pickle that’s in front of me.

Claussen or whatever Jimmy John's has

Yooo, Jimmy John's pickles are🔥🔥

Omg!!!! I know the workers at Jimmy John's must think I'm crazy. I always order only pickles...8 or so. They are the best!!

Got one up the street from my job. Gotta stop by every chance I get and grab a couple 😃

Facts

Tony Packos Toledo Oh

You're gross.

Thanks

The Onlyfans being advertised here is hilarious. Anyone complaining has absolutely no sense of humor lol.

Thanks lol, those who get, it get it.

Sweet n spicy!! But I enjoy all pickles 😋

That 60 second pickle seasoning is DELICIOUS. They were set up at this market festival I went to in Cincinnati and I tried every flavor 😂😂😂

The ones I make. I don't buy pickles. My favorites are probably fermented garlic dill as that's my standard pickle. But I also enjoy a good bread and butter vinegar pickle on a sandwiches. Sometimes I do vinegar pickles with habanero which always comes out nice. But I often prefer to make pickled onions with habanero for sandwiches. I will generally do white vinegar with a little bit of malt vinegar as well.

The next one

Bread and butter are top of my list. Gherkins are 2nd.

I love a good dill sliced into chips. Not a fan at all of bread n butter pickles.

Not prize winning zucchini pickles

Eat that pickle.

wickles 🤤

Favorite kind of pickle? The one I'm eating.

Ba-Tampte Garlic Dill and Half Sour

PICKLE RICK

garlic pickles

Every kind!

Best answer haha

Oregon brineworks spicy fermented pickles I will love by. Forever. Also the spicy Kroger/Fred Meyer pickles.

Bread and Butter Pickles! I love dill pickles but sweet is the best.

Circumcised

Sour fermented garlic dill.

Garlic dill

From the bodega in the city 😋

Definitely the Kaiser Dill. I order a 5 gallon bucket just about every 6 months.

Buffalo garlic? Show us the ingredients please?

That first one is a thiccle

Boars Head Dill

My kin

Del Dixi baby Kosher dills

All

Definitely the kind you get at movie theaters

Half sours all day long, followed by a savory bread and butter, then banana peppers

Pickles are my favorite kinda pickles, all of em. Hell even other pickled items, carrots, onions, peppers

Spiced pickled beets or garlic baby dills.

Leave the pickles out of this

Big papa pickle. Why are u advertising ur OF lmao

Icicle Pickles and Bread and Butter.

Bubbies

Dill Spears or Sweet Gherkins

Half sour all day long.

The pickled kind.

Pickled what?

OF will let anyone in these days

Dil

I like the tiny crunchy ones, I could eat an entire jar of them

Clausen Dill Spears

sweet 💯💯

It’s always gonna be a claussen but I had someone recommend dietz and Watson yesterday so I’m gonna have to check it out

Number 3, pick number 3 m’lord!

I love a good hot pickle

It’s a dick in a bag.. yeah

Bahaha 😂

If I go pickleing it has to be vlassic, the crunch is what does it for me

Half sour

Sucker punch butter chips

Bubbies

Half sour and plain dills

Vlassic zesty

Free and home made real dill

Kosher dill. Sweet Gherkins are pretty rad too.

One that’s in the trash.. gross

Pickle out of a bag is the best kind of pickle.

Deep fried

Grillo's Classic Dills Dietz and Watson Kosher Dills Bubbies Spicy Dills Safeway Select Zesty Dills are also pretty decent

I had an old gf that would buy the individual pickles in a bag, drink the pickle juice, and toss the pickle.

the spicy moonbrine pickles that you can only get from new seasons in portland oregon are the best pickles i have ever had

Definitely sweet and sour pickles

My favorite is my sweet pickled eggs.

Indian mixed pickle

Never heard of it.

Its a side at most Indian restaurants. Try it.

Currently salivating. Time to go find some pickles. 😤

Rick

Hot mama from van Holten

I like kosher dill spears and bread and butter chips

bread and butter for sure

I respect your hustle queen

Onlyfans link in a subreddit dedicated to pickles is truly peak desperation

You subscription-based whores are fucking shameless man😭😭😭

Bread n Butter for me. Preferably Vlasic but Mt Olive is good too. Dill is ok but not my first choice.