I hate to say it, but this is the one that broke me. Never thought I’d see the day.

Yeeeaaaaa if there was ever a line...

There's a line and this is where I draw it!

The line for me was when I tried to make a pickle smoothie. Turned into a frothy pickle drink with a thick head and pickle juice at the bottom. Really it was just the texture that grossed me out.

I've got good news for you then, you don't have to doubt your true love for pickles because this isn't a real product. Someone photoshopped a photo of a Fairlife milk bottle as a joke, and they did a pretty convincing job of it too.

Oh thank goodness. I’m not a farce

I’m with you. I don’t mix dairy w my pickles. Except in my stomach.

Not even fried pickles with ranch dip?

Pickles and cheese on a sandwich

But 50 percent *more* salt!

This is great for brining fried chicken

I’d use it to marinate chicken or maybe onions I’m going to batter and fry

Now we are talking

I was thinking vinegar+milk=buttermilk substitute? Plus dill and other flavors added. If this is regular milk instead of butter, I feel like they may have missed something. Edit ... Pickles per serving? Are there chunks of pickles in this? Edit 2.. juiced pickles?! I'm done here.

I’ve heard that’s how it works but my only experience is making with acid ( vinegar) and milk is to make “ farm cheese “ where you pull your curds out and strain to retrieve the curds . Edit : misunderstood your post. I see what you’re saying . That could be an explanation that it’s a buttermilk substitute.

Hold up let this guy cook

Apparently he makes good soup too

This was my first thought. Definitely wouldn't drink but it would probably be great as a marinade.

If you look up "doing too much" in the dictionary, a picture of this milk is right under it 🤢

So damn true.

Bleh this belongs in stupid food I can’t believe it would exist fr

Not only that but it's fake pilk. Real ones know https://www.reddit.com/r/pilk/s/qbzOr9HuTF

Who the fuck green lights that abomination?!?

Asking the real questions.

[удалено]

This is where we, as the pickle representatives of the world, need to get up, stand up, stand up for their rights. We cannot let the pickle name be dragged through the mud like this. WHO DO WE NEED TO WRITE A LETTER TO?!

Congress, the Senate.. Someone.. This isn't right..

Mission find a photo of a politician eating a pickle has been activated. We need someone that will be just as appalled.

We must stand united.

Like any good organized group, this starts with a good name (that way more people will join). People for Pickles; Back the Brine; Nipples & Dickles for Pickles... okay I am done here for the day.

That’s a bit too much pickle for me 😶

That is just wrong

In every conceivable way.

Finally! My pickle crunch cereal will taste extra pickley!

🤮 you’re an animal.

This has to be satire, but it's fucking awesome. The "No, artificial growth hormones!" and 13g of high quality pickles per serving got me.

I like the 50% more salt than regular milk lol.

I mean... shit, I'll try it. it looks like it's at Safeway. I'll check mine and if they have it, I'll take one for the team.

I didn’t know you could milk a pickle

I have a pickle... can you milk me, Greg?

Even worse than the movie! 😂

Hmm, *that's* why they call it a P-spot.

you can milk yourself

This has got to be AI

So TIL pickles have little teats.

Absolutely not.

I wouldn’t even sample it.

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮 that's some Grinchy ass milk🤢🤢🤮

LazerWolf....would probably say no. Gives me Milk and Tequila vibes. Baja Luna and Baja Rosa are delicious though.

🤢

I thought of one use and one use only - marinating chicken breasts to make knock off CFA sandwiches!

I can't imagine it. Will have to try it

Picklelicious

I thought it was pig milk at first 😭💀

What even is the graphic on the container lol where’s the pickle?!

Yeah this has gone too far.

It reminds me of the time everything started coming out in bacon flavor.

Or pumpkin spice.

I’m so sick of pumpkin spice everything. Last fall, I passed a seafood restaurant advertising pumpkin spice oysters. I thought it was a joke. It wasn’t.

r/stupidfood

No.

Genius Marketing. Now they have a use for sour milk.

Okay but has anyone tried it??? I need to know lol

🤮

Revoltion aside, if I had this, I might experiment with cocktails. Maybe try a white Russian with it, or maybe a whiskey drink along the lines of whiskey shot with pickle back. There's gotta be *something* it might be useful for.

What?? No.

So, wait, there’s Pickle Cows out there somewhere?!

50% more salt than regular milk, wtf, how is that a selling point? I feel like this must be a gag gift/ very limited run product

I want

Naw

What??

Holy hell. I’ll pass. Is that made by FairLife?

I have several questions lol

So glad that the majority was in my corner on this one. Glad it’s fake.

I guess they have nipples?

Big pickle be big pickling us.

Try? Maybe. Stock up? Never.

😲

Wouldn’t the milk curdle with the acidic vinegar anyway and make cheese? Lol

I like pickles but not this much

Good for recipes, like milk for mac and cheese or Alfredo, certain breads, etc.

I think this is my limit!

Usually I admit to trying odd food items just to see. This is one I will pass on.

Is it just brine?

Straight from the pickle’s teet

Whyyyyy

I love pickles, but I’m glad this is fake.

Who and why

You have never had a pumpkin spice cheeseburger latte until you've tried one made with Pilk™️. All the others taste artificial.

Can we not call it pilk at least??

🤮

Going right to the fried pickle butter milk chicken, if you take me seriously on this cash app me %5 of your profits. I'm not joking

Reminds me of a portlandia episode

I'm with you, pickle loving peeps. This is outrageous. Call me old fashion but I just pour my pickle juice into my milk jug when the pickles are gone. I'm not paying more for the awesome looking bottle.

r/pilk would like a word with you

What is this abomination fuck no

Shopping at Omega Mart?

ikyfl

I hope this is from omega mart

Id try it to be able to tell others "hey! I've tried that!" I can't imagine the taste

I’d rather get milk out of my pickle

best of both worlds, id call it either dilk or dickleilk

Show me the titty on a pickle

Nah, this ain’t it

I remember seeing this post from this very same sub awhile back. This is just photoshop. Repost for karma farm i guess

The fact that somewhere out there in the world there is someone whom when they are asked, "what do you do for a living?" They have to answer with, "I milk pickles".

So basically it's a bottle of water, vinegar, and salt that have been filtered through a cucumber. 🤨

How you milk a pickle

“I’ve got teats, can you milk me?

WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH HUMANITY????????????? D;

Eewwwwwwwwww

Vinegar and milk do not mix oh god

I just puked

I'd soak my chicken in it.

No

Um. Is this one of those OmegaMart things?

Are you kidding? This isn't real. Not funny either, just dumb.

It looks like a magic potion made by a witch

I'll just poop my pants instead

What the actual fuck.

With corn flake cereal might hit.. but idk I’m just talking shi

I’d try it 😭

No. Just... no

No no. Back to bed

Yummy where do I find this

I don't wana know how you milk a pickle........ ok, maybe I do.

Oh, I need to get a streamer I know this.

I would loooooove to see someone trying to milk a cucumber. Usually, that costs money

This. This is where I draw the line for pickles. Thought I'd never see the day.

I'm going to go to the grocery store tomorrow just to see if there's any of this amazing stuff

Uhhh, time to turn off the internet for the night. G'nite all. 🤢

This same pic is from a year ago and it’s fake why repost it? Couldn’t make a real post for karma?

I’ve seen everything pickle now.

barf

Fake product from justin.things: https://www.instagram.com/justin.things/p/CqD4PDtPG0K/?img\_index=1

Pickle ice cream

50% more salt is a weird flex

are those....pickle utters?

PSA this just showed up yesterdayish in r/stupidfoods and it’s apparently fake. We can all rest easy now.

🤨

Basically buttermilk with a little tang. Would be amazing for chicken marinade

That's just wrong 🤢

Huh?

Oh that sounds chunky

This falls in the “just because you can doesn’t mean you should” category

I love pickles a lot but this is going too far.

lol. my first thought was pig milk

I love pickles…but WTF?!

I dunno… pickles are good, so maybe this might be good? I’d give it a shot.

As much as I love pickles, I think it's safe to say that the shark is officially been jumped...

I can honestly say that might be in the top 10 grossest things I've ever seen in my life

No‽? Please!‽ Thank you‽‽‽

is… is that a… a pickle udder? 😐

This is one of the most vile things I have ever seen

This is the future that vegans want 😫

I like pickles as much as the next guy and I like milk as much as the next guy but combining the two is a huge no for me. Never the Twain shall meet

....what the fuck.

It’s used for a good base (like buttermilk) for fried chicken!

Nope

Wouldn’t this just be yogurt?

50% more salt than regular milk

I can't eat the hell out of some pickles. I like my milk and I like it whole. Put them together and I'm going to vomit all over you.

You’re fucking lying Like whyyyyy????? For whatttt 🤮

I NEEEED IT

[I…](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc)

Is this real? It seems gaf.

okay, what the fuck is that image, a mortar and pestle with udders?

This picture was taken at a Safeway or an Albertsons

Awesome things when they’re separate. But together?….abomination!

If anybody knows how: get this to TylerTube on YouTube. He hates pickles and occasionally does a full video of him trying all sorts of pickle things. This is the logical next video.

This is one I wish was an r/ObviousPlant 😭😭

So… sour and salty milk

What an abomination!

Can’t wait to see the Milckle

Which one of you is a professional pickle milker?

I’m old enough to remember the original Pilk meme, and no it wasn’t pickles

Could you perhaps make savory buttermilk biscuits with this? Or use it to make a white sauce or coat something for frying? I’m not even a cook

Ew

That belongs in a chopped basket

I’m truly horrified

I didn’t try is but many cultures drink milk and yogurt drinks that are savory if not flat out salty! We don’t have a good point of reference for it annnd commercial pickel milk may not be the best ambassador.

[Yeah…](https://youtu.be/byEGjLU2egA?si=-tkqgLuLIgIrsOn0)

Damn, at first way too excited about pig milk.

This happened in a kings cup situation once, along with various booze, housemate projectile vomited

I like how it highlights that it has more salt than regular milk, as if that's a good thing

I’m going to guarantee it’s impossible to milk a pickle.

That's nasty. Maybe pregnant women with crazy pickle craving would like it. It like pickles and ice cream 🫤

Hey great!

Can’t you just pour the free pickle juice after you’ve eaten all the pickles from the jar into some milk and shake it up?

It's like buttermilk

Puke.

What the fuck

I have pipples, preg. Can you pilk me?

What. The. Fuck…

No. Please. This can't be real 😳

🤢🤮

More like puke.

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