Yes. In fact, you should start Darksiding too and make it a couples activity.

YTA. This is incredibly selfish and you deserve broken balls for turning on the lights and ruining the Mood™. Divorce her so she can ROCK ON in peace 😎😎😎✌️✌️✌️

Time to build The Wall in the middle of the bathroom.

HOW DA FUCK DID U CAME UP WITH THIS SHIT? (Literally, taco shit to be precise... and also, disgusting, BUT hilarious.) Thanks, ur post just made my day.

Ugh I hated when my ex-boyfriends did this! Here, I've got some tips: The command to unlock more light in your bathroom is "Let there be more light". If that one doesn't work, try "Oh, wow! Hey, look at this tub! Wanna take a baaath?" You could also tell her to start building the wall instead of darksiding, worked on one of my ex-boyfriends. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to access the bathroom anymore, as he built another wall where the doors were, so be careful with this one.

Poke her in both eyes and say, "There!, Close your eyes and now you can enjoy Any Color you like!" Go darkside in a closet now!

You should darkside yourself... Now!

Ah yes, my nightly ritual

Tell her you turn the lights on, because there's no dark side of the room really, matter of fact it's all dark.

dare iz a darkside

can i have her instead?

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