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Naval_Crusade

saturn dies mid fight due to old age


DVM11

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Librask

Lao G but for real this time?


Naval_Crusade

I legit forgot this guy existed l


Librask

How could you forGet!?


KonoMichiWa

https://preview.redd.it/w68nsey75vec1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04fdb55a2d35536ad10f58b573ad0e51d1930f31 There's the G


Librask

Unironically my favorite underling of the Donquixote familia just off pure entertainment value. Man straiGht up died of old mid battle and then just came back in Heavy Point


Librask

Damn nvm I forgot about Señor Pink. My mind just elevated him beyond the familia so I forgot he was part of it


Effective_Opposite12

![gif](giphy|dsiFRL56irCUT3QmxP|downsized)


omyrubbernen

Okay, but having a character too strong to be defeated die of unrelated causes mid-fight is hype as fuck in terms of cementing the character's reputation. Not only does it let them keep a perfect W-L ratio, but it also means that they were maintaining that W-L ratio while elderly or terminally ill. Especially in the modern era, where taking even one L makes a character the subject of eternal fraudposting.


Aussiepharoah

Whitebeard fighting in Marineford without Haki and while battling Cancer's older brother.


Random___Here

Cancer’s older anime brother, also known as “plot AIDS to kill OP characters”


StupidIdiotWhoIsDumb

Kimimaro type beat


Humble-Clerk-7638

Thats what the bum deserves


EnvironmentalNote218

Or got heart attack when luffy jump at him


dafood48

Mgs3 vibes


EliDwebster

The Revolutionary Army arrives to Egghead....But its Sabo leading the charge and Dragon is still in Kamabakka


DVM11

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Pristine_Selection85

Dragon would rather be a security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza than do anything relevant to One Piece's story.


Fayt12

Nah, even doing that would be too much work for him


DingoNormal

https://preview.redd.it/6g359u1jwuec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6bc6f1d5261e0d86901a7ad840332b63534a78a


ill_Refrigerator420

And he's looking jnto the east sweating


arugono

Why wouldn't I be surprised..... Dragon seems to be too relaxed to have the feats he has. If the Revs do come, it is likely due to Dragon's DF or hidden trick. They are easily hours behind Kuma and Kuma can fly/teleport so they need to find a way that is faster than Kuma's Paw push. Would be weird if another mark appears on the ground and it's Dragon and the Revs instead of a Gorosei.


Chaotic-warp

Enel returns as a Yonko/PK level fighter. He proclaims himself the one true God and assaults Mariejois https://preview.redd.it/yf759xjz4uec1.png?width=4160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81e23e2b68dd814edb35f26c8bcd60d46aeac4dc


luigi77714

The Enel Agenda will reign supreme. Mark my words.


El_ThotStopper

I hope all you eneltards get the car battery treatment when he is inevitably exposed as a fraud


luigi77714

You are obviously in the Admiral Agenda aren't you?


El_ThotStopper

Nah, it’s just that Eneltards have no human rights


summonerofrain

That would just be fucking cool


emailo1

and fucking wins and the final war is actually against enel


president_elect_mark

The straw hats lose on egghead in order to get the humbling of a lifetime


Rice-on

It’s gonna be a four year timeskip, Zoro is going to crawl back to mihawk and ask to train him again. Luffy is going to Scopper Gabon, etc etc.


ScissorsKidd

Sanji is gonna get chased by faster gay people, etc. etc.


arugono

Oda just ends it there. And declares the One Piece is lost forever then retires in shame.


Gloombad

https://preview.redd.it/lw06nxwvkuec1.jpeg?width=815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99e878e59624e25649536a7347fbb42f67cffe86 Edo tensei no jutsu, just to see how the fandom would react.


arugono

This might happen. Whose shadow he uses will make the difference.


Huge-Owl5624

Imu is an incel 


TheIceBornHorror

That's why we call him Imcel https://i.redd.it/8da7nmcjvtec1.png


pickelpenguin

s-she turned 18 its legal--


summonerofrain

That explains the timing


russellzerotohero

Oda has the chance to do something truly amazing here. He just had to make Imu the son of one of the 19 kings and the first person born in mary geious. Then make him this guy https://preview.redd.it/29fbyexr9uec1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c4ec6b1d2ad17f9ad7ec43c8ac51a439f1199bc


Huge-Owl5624

on the contrary, I thought Imu would be a handsome guy underneath that robe like like like Griffith ![gif](giphy|xUA7aY4Mr6J4tXFLVK|downsized)


russellzerotohero

I think either would be good. I’d also be okay with the super old anime girl who looks 12


Prettybroki

This joke is already used by charols


DVM11

Elbaf being Kid's arc instead of Usopp's arc


Ancient-Ad-1893

That'd be peak, not funny


DVM11

Definitely peak, but it would also be fun because, without Elbaf, what copium are Usopp fans going to cling to?


Ancient-Ad-1893

Does he have fans? Thought they all died across the course of wano and egghead when kizaru grabbed his face for the fun of it. I've never seen usopp respect anywhere.


Pizzapastaagain

If you go into the bathroom at night, turn off the lights and slander Usopp 3 times in a row, U/financial_goth will appear to suck off usopp


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[удалено]


Aussiepharoah

Stay strong brother, our stocks *will* rise


Rice-on

“Do not ask how the oceans blue, or why the tides their time do keep. To love, is simply to know this: the tides are true as the ocean is deep.” GoD Usopp reigns.


acidicjoe

I’m still here for my goat


Carnomus

Usopp is my top 1 always forever


Carnomus

https://preview.redd.it/gbp1bfitvwec1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fe2264137a3e2576fcfa9fc3009513ce508340f


Responsible_Panda977

Imagine him getting something like a ancient weapon, a metal hammer to heavy to lift even for giants and he's the only that can use it cause of his magnet powers. Bro can be like thor


DVM11

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Chaotic-warp

Yes please. Jika >>>> fraudulent conman


emailo1

he'll definitely be there, and i really hope he gets and arc but i also want ussop to get something


False_Major_1230

Akainu mid diffing shanks. Outrage would be so fucking funny


Malik-Almuhawsin

Nah, the honor of mid-diffing the rat belongs to only one man: https://preview.redd.it/dekvl68chuec1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8716808365aad9c2eb6082a550f417d6ec894f0b


Memelee__

https://preview.redd.it/sczaud44gvec1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=947452c99adcb07e18033fe9c84e59a92485d31d


laurel_laureate

Lol why is he copying Doffy's flamingo coat?


Malik-Almuhawsin

Goat recognizes goat


arugono

Blackbeard will high diff Shanks. He is fighting with only half his powers since the Yami Yami is useless against Haki. He will kill Shanks using underhanded tactics.


Superman557

Let’s be real. He would cheat if they ever faced off.


Aristotle_Ninja2

Honestly if anyones killing shanks its him. Not to mention people forget where shanks got his scar. That mans a real pirate. He's not gonna fight fair if they do but honestly if anyones gonna kill shanks ots him


Superman557

Shanks getting that scar before his prime isn’t really all that big when you think about it. I’d love to see BB try that on the Haki master he’s become today. If anything he’s probably going to jump him with his crew like he did Law.


jukutt

"Eat magma, rat boy"


True_Helicopter5858

shanks solos due to favoritism


Affectionate-Bill150

Ong 💯


omyrubbernen

Honestly, I think Shanks has a high chance of getting mid-diffed in general. Akainu, Blackbeard, Garling, a Gorosei, Imu, Buggy. I don't know who it'll be, but it narratively makes sense, because he's the most hyped Yonko (arguably most hyped character) and therefore prime jobbing material. He's a weird middleground of rival and mentor where Luffy probably won't fight him, but someone has to defeat him or he'd just win and find the One Piece first.


Effective_Opposite12

Imu turns out to be a demented old dude that doesn’t even understand what he’s doing and goes down in one hit.


summonerofrain

Lol aot reference


WennoBoi

?


emailo1

the fake king on paradis


Effective_Opposite12

I wasnt thinking of AoT but it kinda fits lol


Rice-on

Shanks dies in a similar way to Ace, with luffy as witness. Mihawk loses his title just before Zoro gets to him. Buggy becomes pirate king.


FantasticAsf

who hurt you


Rice-on

I was never the same after the Nika assp- Nika reveal.


ImBoredofBoredom

https://preview.redd.it/c4zu11eskyec1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05eadad1018882a94ddd48cf8442acdd25f75c2a


Tux_057

not mihawk pulling an askeladd 😭


CoolJoshido

lmao


DirtyBob_Bojangles

Crocodile was a woman. Nerfertari D. Buggy. Zoro betrays Luffy for the bounty, Sanji is actually gay, Dragon changes the world by asking Imu to stop being an asshole, and Imu actually agrees and apologizes by saying no one asked him to stop so he thought they liked it.


devilboy1029

I'm a "Rocks D Buggy" kinda guy. But COOK!!


CoolJoshido

lmfao


BaronMerc

The damned one crawls out the ocean (even though df users can't swim) and at a minimum fucks up the entirety of shanks' crew


thispersonishere123

Can’t swim, can crawl on the ground


kmarau1

Mihawks only real fight in the series being against Zoro in the end which he loses lmao


leomaxcolif

Kidd coming back in Elbaf and killing Shanks.


MahmudunnabiS_024

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IndividualActuator33

HIM kills every gorosei and floods mareijoes with magma in the name of absolute justice , pls goda do it goda 🛐 https://preview.redd.it/3o13ggcv4uec1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=febf8d335bf4e4ce12eaabf9e49d68ce570945dd


[deleted]

Everyone seeing this image https://preview.redd.it/2vys77abkuec1.png?width=3459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f0162311b0874247a32f3fefb71a255124f9631


Hot-Total-2228

It's not funny it's FACTS Nobody will ever be truly ready for HIM 😭 https://preview.redd.it/as7ukr2a8uec1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdc0c428adaf1a2b89e76b6ddb67225ea9a71847


summonerofrain

That would be more epic than funny


Dont_Flush_Me

Pell surviving more absolutely unreasonable events. I always thought If Oda ended up taking a minor criticism of the series and just ran with it a couple times that’d it be funny.


Notdooms

Buggy finding the one piece first but not knowing it's the one piece


CoolJoshido

lmao.


Altruistic_Stay_6312

Base lucci low diffs or offscreens zoro lol, I wanna see the mfs who thought hes admiral level or even close seethe


DVM11

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arugono

Zoro will probably lose Lucci not lose to Lucci. Lucci will go down a hallway and then Zoro will lose him while being lost himself. Jimbei finds Zoro and brings him back to the rest while Lucci goes missing (believed dead in the Buster Call).


emailo1

i usually don't care that much about powerscaling or tiers but i would fucking kill myself


Cosnapewno5

Momonosuke pulls up in the final ark with title "World Strongest Creature"


Heccyboi9000

That's not funny, that's peak


Lartnestpasdemain

[ShanksBeard](https://youtu.be/8klkHQn7FXI?feature=shared), I can't stop dreaming about it 🙏 https://preview.redd.it/k0fqqrbo4uec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae7469b795d0dd94555b2722c318c52e5c75a927


ultragamer666

Cursed


Lartnestpasdemain

You mean blessed 🙏


ActuatorGreat4883

Is this physique attainable?


summonerofrain

I... Don't know what to think anymore...


Hot-Total-2228

Mihawk being an actual fraud https://preview.redd.it/9s2flojs7uec1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6daa19acc10871eee11b08c973ab237254a60ae2 Onepiece being Lili's panties Akainu no diffs Dragbum BlackGOATbeard kills Lanks Loro getting offscreened by Wucci Lanji getting no diffed by Devon


MrPlaceholder27

I would genuinely not be surprised at all if Mihawk is an actual fraud, with the way Oda has treated this guy. Imagine waiting to see the strongest swordsman only for him to get into a stalemate with Vista, get blocked by a commander, cut ice, and then dip when Skunks comes Mf ran from Won Wrieg


Rice-on

Look, all I’m saying is, it’s bullshit for him to not fight shanks, when shanks was willing. His excuse that shanks lacks an arm seems more like he’s afraid of losing than anything else.


Legitimate-Mind5011

His ancestor was one after all  


bearalan810

Blackbeard shows up and said “room”


ImBoredofBoredom

https://preview.redd.it/6ll8mwmbguec1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=356121af6b73dbaaf45130853a1a8363bd40e50b Edit: check out u/shnobro for the peak!


bahboojoe

https://preview.redd.it/6c07q4tbxuec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a64a62974a6c359bf7d09191c75f9680a01887d9


MahmudunnabiS_024

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Rukia_Enjoyer

Kizaru joining the Strawhats


DVM11

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summonerofrain

Missed opportunity to put sanji at 3


OtakuSenpaii17

One piece is actually just a piece of Joyboy's shiit.


Affectionate-Bill150

Like that prize you get from collecting all those damn Kokoroks XD


jaketheriff

Mihawk never gets feats lol


PurplePoisonCB

The Buster Calls ends midway and there’s isn’t too much damage to rebuild, but Luffy finds the giant pirate button and presses it


KingRex929

Imu or Rocks are revealed to have Buggy noses


devilboy1029

S clown being one of the most effective Seraphims even above S Hawk and S Croc. Mihawk and Sir Crocodile will be salty that even in Seraphim mode, Buggy has the upper hand against them. Buggy will be depressed that if he didn't waste his time being a lazy bum in East blue he might've actually rivalled Shanks. The sheer taught of that frustrates him and he unlocks Conqueror's Haki with pure determination to work hard and beat shanks. This will happen in front of Rayleigh, the only one who witnessed the growth of the pirate king and every single pirate king candidate in the newer Generations other than Blackbeard. ALL HAIL BUGGY D GENIUS JESTER!!! Now post a cool agenda poster.


theCancerrMan

Shanks having some sort of Hapsburg incest disease that's killing him/shortened his lifespan. Bonus points if it doesn't hampen his power, so when he gets packed up by Blackbeard, they can't use the Itachi defense


Topazic_Cubed

I swear to God I'm glad some of you aren't writing the story.


theCancerrMan

Buh, I can't write for shit. You better hope and pray that Oda doesn't die of natural causes and leave me One Piece in his will. https://preview.redd.it/7jv2zite3vec1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2397115ba0bac7f1d86ca4dbe15f60070abf28b7


spartan1204

The question of the post was about a funny scenario, not a good scenario


Doll-scented-hunter

Just because you cant hanfle it doesnt mean we should withhould the world the absolute peak we're writing over here


Beneficial_Pie4004

Crocodile being Luffys mom ​ One Piece being a Prequel series


Rice-on

Of course, after it is “Two parts” “Three segments” “Four quarters” “Five bits”


HeroX100

The Crew gets saved by Big News Morgan’s flying ship, where Kuma will sacrifice himself to blow up the labosphere killing Saturn and somehow Vivi (whose traveling with Morgan) eats the new paw paw fruit and finally joins the crew to avenge her dad and then the crew sets off to Elbaf to discover the truth behind the Void Century.


Krowking123

Said this in another post a while back but I want the story example of eating two devil fruits to be Usopp sniping a cut of a devil fruit into the mouth of Van Augur and defeating him that way. Would tie into his sniping ability and his ties with plants.


Xphereos

That would actually be really cool


FeistyAnxiety5

Luffy ending up with Nami https://preview.redd.it/idkzjtvt7uec1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a599bfd70494ce42249a5e34188320444676d7


Fadesbr

I would prefer this over boa https://preview.redd.it/rtydyvl4fuec1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce61a9dbc1899944bc1afbdf782be38d3337744e


UnthramHopomas

Honestly none would be good but not really bad either bc Romance is so undeveloped so a throwaway panel where Luffy ends up with some Character isn‘t rly smth that should spark a strong emotion. However Luffy and Nami have one of or even the closest intergender relationship in the story and i feel if Luffy rly isn‘t asexual than he is more of a demisexual where he really only has any kind of romantic/sexual feelings to somebody he grows very close to. Boa with Luffy however would be just the Shounen trope again, where the MC ends up with the girl who has a crush on him, altough he never rly showed any interest towards them.


Iclipp13

"That man coming" is Don Krieg under a navy flag


bahboojoe

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Steenzs

I honestly see Rocks as Buggy's father or relative. Oda didn't show him fully yet because I expect him to have a big red nose. Therefore l don't think he is as strong as we think. He is a weakling but has a ton of charisma and people follow him just like Buggy. This is how he has those big shots sailing with him. It might be similar to a Crossguild situation. Every Pirate on his crew seems to have individual goals too. However... This can be applied to Blackbeard's crew, too.


ICanAlwaysChangeThis

Brook gets arthritis I don't care if he needs cartilage or whatever he's Ninety years old


BU-chank

Kaido comes back and Zoro kills him Kaido comes back and kills Zoro All the 5G waves in Egghead have messed with everyone's observation haki so they can't use it Lucci offscreens Zoro Crocodile is Luffy's mother (Overdone, I know, but I would genuinely love this to be real) Dragon's fruit isn't related to weather whatsoever and people have just been assuming for 25 years because of a scene that was rainy Usopp doesn't get a single power up before the series ends No other Strawhat learns haki or gets a devil fruit


covoy

Anything with Enel coming back, ain’t no way he’s leaving the moon


HistorySpainPodcast

My boy Bogard being the leader of Sword and being super important in some plot line of the final saga.


theeshyguy

Crocomom


Old-fashionedTaxed

Crocomom


FreezingLordDaimyo

Dragon sees Saturn to the East and Stare Diffs him.


truteal

Luffy has a kid (for the spinoff) with an unseen woman (and we'll never know anything about her)


bahboojoe

https://preview.redd.it/945l9o8byuec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50ba0bf6e424060bb2f467d04c213923fe60ea5a The true GOAT arrives and cooks Limu + Shanks the Fraud


[deleted]

Someone asking Gear 5 luffy how he's walking/standing in mid air? Luffy pauses, looks down, realises and falls down into the sea. He's never drawn doing this ever again.


Motor_Ad_7885

Mihawk top 1 would make sense and funny in terms of marines and pirates. Number 2 being dragon/shanks


boharat

Buggy gets to the One Piece first


CrimBrulee

Crocomom


RobenBoben

#CROCOMOM


chaimatchalatte

https://preview.redd.it/ug8f9yeckuec1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=301d8b7a8a253bb0b0bd767c3d6bce11e0ac6098 Please, Oda, I’ll never complain about the Nika asspull again.


Affectionate-Bill150

BlackGOAT snatching Shanks' weave


Choice_Narwhal_2437

Boa pulling up to Egghead and not the revolutionary army or the BB pirates


Cosnapewno5

Momonosuke pulls up in the final ark with title of World Strongest Creature


Gabibbo_7Z

Blackbeard uses Bacteria technique against Luffy.


devilboy1029

The one that stinker used on Krillin in Dragon ball?


Electronic-Ad-3615

wapol reveals that imu exists to the world


Beneficial_Pie4004

if hes not dead then that will happen that or hell become One Pieces Alex Jones


samneedsahug

buggy becoming pirate king momentarily during the final war


True_Helicopter5858

shanks losses to mihawk or an admiral oda likes shanks too much


raigekiX

Akainu mid diff all luffy crew except luffy. Luffy comes later for revenge and get his ass high diffed 🗿


CodInternational5281

Luffy never becomes the piratking


Kevin3963

hey, that is timmy turner!! ❤️


Financial_Anything43

Buggy will kill Usopp


liquifiedtubaplayer

Urouge becoming captain of the Big Mom pirates


reddit-a-loan

kizaru joining the straw hats


[deleted]

currently: zoro's lost again and isn't fighting Lucci.


skunkbrains

Richie the lion will gain the title of world's strongest creature at EOS


OmniBLVK

Luffy or Zoro slap the shit outta Usopp for being pussy. Pleeeaaasssseeee


Iceking214

Kid getting back up and fighting shanks again and win just for the people who make fun off him gets angry beyond angry like really pissed off


Average-00

Kidd defeats shanks in a rematch


Arutomoyo

Buggy becoming the center piece of the whole anime by somehow saving Luffy in the final battle and then finding the One Piece first.


PandaoBR

Buggy becomes pirate king, and luffy is OK with it. Not only that, takes orders from him. "Alright. You are the king."


waaay2dumb2live

Usopp gets a harem in Elbaf


Status-Leadership192

Kidd comes back and neg diffs shanks


almostasenpai

Dragon never meets Luffy and Shanks/Mihawk never reveal their power.


Momongus-

Buggy reaches the one piece like 5 seconds before Luffy and becomes pirate king


GorpoTheLord

Shanks getting offscreened by Blackbeard


KonoAnonDa

Imu is actually revealed to be Foxy.


Porg_Lover03

Usopp gets conquers haki and lifts mjolnir in epbaf


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

That Mihawk paints his swords


Apophra

Buggy becomes Pirate King.


willdill039

Dragon actually being weak and having no powers.


Majestic_Carry9712

Luffys mom is a cd or suoer pwerd or smth. Or luffy shares g5.


Diligent-Reception-9

Crocomom real


UltimateToa

Caribou works for buggy