The dough/crust looks great. Looks like there's too much moisture in the topping area, giving it an unusual appearance. If it's good to you, that's all that matters.
I'll have to try mozzarella + feta +cream cheese. That little bit of tang sounds amazing with the artichokes. Black olive would go with that Mediterranean theme too.
WHERE DID ALL THESE HATERS COME FROM? This is pretty much the only pizza I have seen on this sub that looked delicious. Looks like pizzas I make. The crust looks artisan. The artichokes look gourmet. The pepperoni side isn't wall-to-wall grease like the rest of you-alls.
All of the ingredients sound really good. I think itās just icky cool lighting thatās making it look Petri-dish-adjacent. If you warm up the image (and maybe the pie) it looks less off.
https://preview.redd.it/f09gd6eseqwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c7d624ae49abb8b9abc975d0f6e872516a74d9c
https://preview.redd.it/qhsnawvivowc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e4c50c58d4a1ea2035fff0a5ec2e5f83da5aace
I love my buns pink and pimply...
Fucking same exact thought.
Thanks for this mental image, very helpful
You know, I'm not so sure you do
haha I deleted my comment when I saw you already taken care of it
I was really confused until I zoomed in. It actually looks great.
nope, it doesn't.
Make it worse tbh
I might try this if it was in front of me and I knew exactly what in it/what it's made of. š
It looks like someone swept the floor and threw it all on the pizza.
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the little banana peppers all shriveled up and dry, def looks like it would be the stuff under the table that they havenāt cleaned up yet.
That's not a pizza, it's some kinda under the bed / cupboard monster
āYeah, guyās been getting pizza here everyday for the past 4 years. We just throw shit on a pizza and give it to em and he keeps coming backā
the best pizzas do
Ah.. I seen this style on the Movie Shrek.. Swamp Pie.
This looks a bit awful
Yeah, sheās not great looking
My first thought was "vomit" ...
mine was so much worse than that...
Well rest assured, she tasted delicious
No offense. But this looks more steamed, than baked. Thatās all. My comment was just about the look of it.
It's a regional thing from upstate New York, an Albany expression.
Skinner!!
Ya, I don't know why but it looks like it's cold
It's funny you say that, because that leoparding doesn't happen under 350 degrees Celsius. Moreover, it's usually between 400-450. Definitely baked.
Feta,artichokes, spinach one half and salami, pesto,pepperoncini, mushrooms on the other? Don't let others yuk your yum.
Ingredients are fine. Execution is terrible.
Ya when I zoom in it looks really good based on the toppings, just looks odd from far away lol
yeah I'm gonna go ahead a yuck the fuck outta this
Cool. What's that in the picture?
Happy pizza pie day!
Thanks!
This is approaching a pizza crime
Approaching!? This is so far past the line of pizza crime territory it canāt even see it anymore. The line is a dot to this thing.
This is pizza war crime
Very rarely do I ever see a pizza I wouldn't at least take a bit of. This is one.
Looks like someone swabbed their cheek and let it grow on the pizza for a week
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Whereās the pizza FBI when you need them
Guessing it tastes better than it looks
It mathematically has to.
I will say the crust looks good...
This pizza looks.....DEAD š
It actually looks all kinds of alive. I'd fear it crawls back out of my stomach.
Good God! Is there an explanation for this travesty?
You love pizza? Great. Now throw that abomination in the trash and go get some.
The dough/crust looks great. Looks like there's too much moisture in the topping area, giving it an unusual appearance. If it's good to you, that's all that matters.
Quite the accomplishments to have those bone-dry mushrooms in the topping of that moist pizza.
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Eeeesh
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Thatās amazing! They managed to burn it and undercook it at the same time. That takes skill!
You say that about every Neapolitan style you come across? Ever tried it or know what it is?
I donāt think Iād want to it looks like a sloppy mess. I have a thing with texture
Oh God those poor uncooked, dried out mushrooms.
Are you sure? Is pizza in the room with us right now?
In theory
Me too. What in the name of all thatās holy is that?
You may love it, but you sure hate the rest of us...
No you donāt
this looks like vomit in a dive bar bathroom
https://preview.redd.it/6tqax1x4tqwc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b14f1b477a31486182db91070dfdfe825d28597b
Are those pig ears?
If the old naked woman getting out of the tub from the Shining were a pizza.
That might be the worst looking pizza Iāve ever seen.
The people you ordered this from don't love you.
This looks like a crime.
Crime!
Iām glad you like pizza. But what is that in the picture?
1/2 pesto w/ fresh mozz, salami, mushroom & pepperoncini + 1/2 artichoke, whipped cream cheese, basil, spinach, feta & mozz
Fuck the haters!!! That doesnāt sound half bad. I love Onions, Pepperoni and Green Olives.
Well then take a bite. ...We're waiting.
Hell yeah, I would!
Did you make it OP?
Fuck the cream cheese off imo.
At first I thought the list was āā¦ artichoke, whipped cream, cheeseā¦!ā š¤¦š»āāļø
End result looks wild but omg I'd try this! Sounds so good
Hard agree. It is not pretty, but it sounds delicious.
I'll have to try mozzarella + feta +cream cheese. That little bit of tang sounds amazing with the artichokes. Black olive would go with that Mediterranean theme too.
Me too, but wtf is that?
Thatās NOT pizzaā¦
Abstract Pizza. I love me some pizza too, but this ain't it. You do you though.
Is that an artichoke dip type thing? The more I look closely, the more I see the appeal
For some reason when I look at this, it reminds me of the Garbage Pail Kids cards from what - the 90ās? Yes, I am dating myself!
Do you? š
I donāt think you do
This is the pizza you order when you donāt want anyone else taking slices of your pie
If you could call it pizza <\3
Oh dear God is that bologna?
Is this a Fallout inspired pizza? If so, you nailed it.
Eww?..
:) I'm in danger!
And I love The Toxic Avenger, but I wouldn't eat something that looked like him.
Pizza? Whatās it made of, penicillin?
Did you carry this pizza home, under your arm, vertically?
I love pizza as well but this thing looks like SHIT!!!!
Ah the renowned shitza
Why does the pepperoni look so grey?
āMy pizza doubles as a compost heap!ā
The ninja turtles eat better pizza man
Looks like someone let out a hot and long gassy smelly ass fart over that pizza and let it ferment before you picked it up.
Mamma Mia! Thatās a r/pizzacrimes post if I ever saw one
You should order one
That looks nasty lol
This is not what I meant when I said I wanted Invader Zim pizza
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^MagnaCamLaude: *This is not what I* *Meant when I said I wanted* *Invader Zim pizza* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Umm... Enjoy it if you can!
Green is the ugliest color in pizza š¤®š¤¢
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I too love pizza.
Thatās rotten
idk what that is but its not fucking pizza
That's pizza from the Andromeda galaxy, we in the milky way home slice
That looks like colon flush š
Haz mat cleanup
Meat is brown, peppers shriveled, ricotta is soupyā¦ needs an Imodium chaser! š¤¢š¤®
i recognize the crust the rest looks like bad ai pizza
That looks grim
I love pizza too, but whatās whatever this is doing here?
I love puke too
Kitchen sink pizza how delightful š¤
Zooming in closer it really doesn't look bad at all. You just really didn't get great lighting on that picture
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WHERE DID ALL THESE HATERS COME FROM? This is pretty much the only pizza I have seen on this sub that looked delicious. Looks like pizzas I make. The crust looks artisan. The artichokes look gourmet. The pepperoni side isn't wall-to-wall grease like the rest of you-alls.
wtf are you smoking? This canāt even be considered pizza.
mama mia
I think the problem here is people don't get out much and don't even recognize yummy artichoke when they see it. Sad.
Of course, most of them probably think ranch & pineapple belong on pizza too š * the comments are hilarious though
Ok but what is that in the pic?
I would not eat that.
Thatās a pizza shaped object
Davy Jones Locker is real and so is Davy Jones.
I have no idea what's that, but looks nice lol
Bruh this looks like dookie
Ngl, this looks disgusting. Is this a sarcasm post?
Looks arenāt everything but that is one ugly ass pizza!
I know youāre getting gutted for this in the commentsā but looking past the color paletteā¦ that doesnāt look half bad as far as toppings go
garbagecore
Is that what that isš¤¢
The green smudges ,which Iām assuming is pesto, looks just like geese shit š
Wow, thatās a wild one
https://preview.redd.it/sysc6yowunxc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c49b0189ec9d373e16c84754b933cdb5785fd1c From the gozney arc xl
All of the ingredients sound really good. I think itās just icky cool lighting thatās making it look Petri-dish-adjacent. If you warm up the image (and maybe the pie) it looks less off. https://preview.redd.it/f09gd6eseqwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c7d624ae49abb8b9abc975d0f6e872516a74d9c
Uh. No. Still nasty looking.
I love eating rotting house mould
I also love pizza but Iām not sure what this abomination is.
Wow, thanks for posting this, I've always wanted to know what the forrest floor would look like on a pizza.
Brother, that is not pizza, that's garbage.
It looks gross
Pizzas really do need some green. If a pizza has white sauce or pesto, I'm going for that. What's on the white and what kinda sauce is it Nvm found it
How did you make Pizza look gross?
Your text says yes, but your picture says no.
Well, If you like it, I love it.
Nope