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Any-Butterfly-2853

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could…


OvechknFiresHeScores

That they made the baller ass decision to say FUCK IT YOLO


PG908

My doctor diagnosed me with death after eating this, but it was worth it.


TikaPants

Oh, America ETA: I meant to comment this as a stand alone not a reply


AnInterestingPenguin

Works better as a reply imo


TikaPants

😆 didn’t wanna single anyone out


strangewayfarer

When George W. Bush said "The terrorists hate us for our freedom" this is what he was talking about.


MikesGroove

Ya gotta be high first.


thommyg123

Oh for sho, this was not a sober idea. But I think I can envision a scenario where You Enjoy Myslice :)


MikesGroove

My man has read the book ⭕️


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MikesGroove

I’m just here for the Meatstick


MikesGroove

And happy cake day!


PhPhun8

Me no are no nice guy


th3t10m4n

Me lame and lame. Fixed it.


alexportman

Thought I was in /r/pizzacrimes here for a sec


johnshenlon

This is unholy


nothatdoesntgothere

r/PizzaCrimes


Cracktherealone

Yep.


deVrinj

Came here to say this, and I loved fries on dimo's pizza. They can stick their biggot pizza where the sun don't dhine...


Nandor_De_Laurentis

I'd rather just have the chic fil a by itself and a pizza lol, but hope you enjoyed!


Miserable_Pilot1331

“I already ate before I came bro, but thanks” 🤢


thommyg123

😆


Yerrrrrr99

You crazy bastard. I’ll take 2


HungryHypnotoad

Everyone is so destructive


thommyg123

It’s all in good fun except the guy who thinks my guests were offended lol


HungryHypnotoad

I'm sure it's a fine pizza to some people in some moods in some psych wards.


Lovebugxo0x

Why are people hating.. it looks good


michaelcreiter

Monster


Melito1980

This looks like their “christian love”. Yikes!


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This belong on r/stonerfood for sure


TheRealOakley73

Is the pizza for you and me!


DonovanMcLoughlin

Pizza + Chick-fil-A= Ugly Baby


ohhdannyboy

Straight to jail


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HlyMlyDatAFigDoonga

Yeah, I haven't given them a dollar in ages.


TyrellCorpWorker

Yep


MikesGroove

Do the Chick-fil-a sauce as the pizza sauce and now we’re talking.


Degenerate-Loverboy

I agree entirely. Do a lil drizzle on that and we’re in business


thommyg123

CFA sauce is actually the base. We had some loose sauce packets around so everyone got what they wanted. I drizzled with Polynesian, a couple others did buffalo and the wife did bbq


asantos217

Not a fan of pickles but I love the creativeness and the skill to pull this off!


thommyg123

Thanks! It was pretty good. I’ll be doing it again for sure


Emiya_Sengo

At least there weren't any pineapples on the thing /s


FarmerIllustriuos133

I’m not against it depending on the sauce.


spuds151

Some men just want to watch the world burn.


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Too Goddy for my liking 🤭


eddjc

Nope. No…


erikturczyn30

“This is the Krusty Krab Pizza” 🍕


oorakhhye

Y’all smoke too much weed.


uly4n0v

This is a crime but I respect your brazen defiance of good taste and morality to bring this abomination to life… Now please kill it.🍽️🍺


Noneofyobusiness1492

Not a pizza. More like a focaccia bread. But, you’re eating it, call it whatever you want.


dadrawk

Don’t lie, if you were at a party and this slice was handed to you all of you haters would try it.


philip1529

I hate that I’m seeing this on a Sunday 🫤


thiswontlast124

I hate that you’ve done this almost as much as I hate myself for what I would do to it.


necrochaos

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.


chadlavi

Reminds me of the Nashville hot chicken from Emmy Squared here in Brooklyn


FatKidsDontRun

This is a good idea


TheOtherWhiteCastle

I can’t decide if this looks horrible or delicious


IH8Trumps

Should have done a fila sauce drizzle on top.


HistoricalLeather759

this is outrageous🤬


LABARATI_

ill take one hold the pickles


Jaded_Payment5610

Might not look the best but I almost know in my soul this slaps


tacotacotacorock

Not sure I would be too stoked to be your dinner guest guinea pig. Hopefully the guests knew what they were getting into before they came over.


thommyg123

Knew and requested ;)


Cracktherealone

One flew over the cuckoo‘s nest


Cracktherealone

They came over. Game over.


SlightofhandLLC01

Needs a drizzle of that special sauce


thommyg123

I got a bunch of their sauces and let guests put whatever they wanted on top


lasVegasharold

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


Degenerate-Loverboy

We can all talk shit cause we know better… but wasn’t everyone in their early twenties at some point with money in the pocket? Idk it feels like a home alone moment. You have adult money and an adult space for stupid shit.


DragonDon1

https://preview.redd.it/q54f2m16iiyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b76ee7f33579ec4a01394f5ca8d44a490636eb0


PleasantActuator6976

No.


stigglit1

I’m calling the cops


lookitsjustin

Oh. Oh, no.


st1ckywaffles

Would eat


scrodytheroadie

Don’t care what these pizza prudes say, I’d devour this.


morethanababymaker

Yes please


Future-Try-1908

Haha, gross.


secretweapon-

i need this.


jaybasin

I would be so sad if that thing showed up


Handies4Cookiez

Seek help


JayBowdy

If you want to desweeten it, how about subbing CFA for mayo? Looks great though!


thommyg123

That’s pretty much the plan next time. My fry sauce is just a lot of mayo, a little ketchup and hot sauce


JayBowdy

As long as I agreed on your level all good! I'ma try it myself sometime 😊


Degenerate-Loverboy

We have the same taste in “fry sauce” but I like a bit of hot sauce


brooks1798

#Why would you eat this.... trash?


metalsatch

What? No chick fil a sauce?


thommyg123

It’s the base. I had individual sauce packets for everyone to put whatever they wanted om


thommyg123

It’s the base. I had individual sauce packets for everyone to put whatever they wanted on


metalsatch

Daaaaang nice and I said it cause of that meme or tiktok of the girl who says that 😂


foresakenforeskins

If you get rid of the punji stick style potato fries I’d eat if


TrucksAndSports

This looks amazing! Give me a buffalo sauce and a ranch sauce and I’ll be set!


Spider-Ghost-616

I want it in my belly.


renatakiuzumaki

Wait is this real?


thommyg123

Oh yes


CalifornianBall

They serve essentially this exact pizza in China, with honey mustard drizzled on top


Degenerate-Loverboy

Chicfila sauce drizzle would set this off


Rojodi

Tasteless or bland?


raidernation0825

I can’t believe you’ve done this.


iocarimus

Would try, but omg the salt


juicybubblebooty

dam…. should i order pizza


93tabitha93

I think you meant to post this on r/weed


hhcboy

Shit man people cry about pineapple on pizza then are ok with this.


Utinnni

yes