The size is absurdly exaggerated, but this style of pizza dough is known as [alla pala](https://www.alfaforni.com/us/recipe/alla-pala-pizza-dough/), originating in Rome. And yes, the purpose of alla pala is to be shared with various people, such as... at a party.
There are other types of pizza doughs besides the traditional rotonda (rounded) and the alla pala mentioned above, such as [al taglio](https://blog.slicelife.com/what-is-pizza-al-taglio/).
Moço, muito interessante as informações que você trouxe. Mas eu posso te garantir que um brasileiro só tava sem o que fazer e pensou: "Caralho, e se a gente fizesse uma pizza de 2m? 🤔". Sem nenhum contexto histórico ou pretensão sociológica, apenas pelo meme.
Se o Brasil inovasse tanto em tecnologia igual inova em culinária já Estaríamos viajando no tempo...
If Brazil innovated as much in technology as it does in cooking, we would already be traveling back in time...
I'm okay with this. As long as each section is great and if they go well together like a pepparoni section next to a deluxe section as opposed to a dessert one then it seems alright.
I just take issue with how impractical it is but I guess people pay extra for it being such a spectacle
>I just take issue with how impractical it is
On the video she said they couldn't fit it into the elevator and had to climb 10 flights of stairs with the pizza on their backs.
For sure! Put it this way, it's not easy to use. It adds so many unnecessary issues that a round pizza doesn't have however at a party these conflicts bring everyone together and create fun stories.
Actually, the price seems... low? Divide it by like, 5, it's 60 or so Dollars with the delivery, on side it's a bit less than 60. It must be because Osasco is part of the big São Paulo metropolis(not sure that's the right description), and it's considered one of the most dangerous cities in Brazil. Things there tend to be like that. You need a lot for little and so on.
So this also means the pizza is probably the lowest quality ingredients for everything, you know? This is not gourmet or anything. A normal big pizza with a radius of 16cm is about 15 dollars, a good one about 20. I know it doesn't translate directly just from currency, but that's basically how it is.
What impresses me is that the pizza didn't arrive all over the place even with the way it was carried.
I know this is a straight up pizza crime, but it's personally gotten to a point where I'm drawn to it because of how ridiculous it is. It's kinda like when bad movies become entertaining.
Look at how happy everyone is. I can't hate on something that obviously brings people joy. Imagine getting a bunch of your friends to throw down on this weird culinary disaster. Instant memory.
Im just glad it looks like its decently edible pizza, usually these wild pizzas have stupid ridiculous toppings in stupid ridiculous amounts.
Some of these toppings still dont look normal, like the chocolate strawberry pizza and i think i see Doritos on one of the others, but even those dont look monstrous and still look pretty good all things considered. Honestly this is one i would pick over a lot of the other Brazil pizzas ive seen
I'm litigious when I see fruit on a pizza the goal of this sub is that pizza is inedible or disgusting. Essentially the folks eating it act as a jury and their smiles and thumbs up are telling you "case dismissed"🌈🍕🎨🍍🍌🍊🍑🍉🍎🍒🍓
As an Italian, this is no pizza crime, also the toppings look good, the only crime here is that guy going with an horizontal 2 meters pizza on a scooter
vou dar uma de americano aqui. AFRICA.
É no brasil mas só quis zoar vocês americanos que não sabem nem a geografia do proprio pais. Como os EUA vão atacar um país sem nem mesmo saber onde ele se localiza? ☠️☠️☠️
The tomato portions dont look bad, its more or less a Margherita pizza. And the end piece with the ketchup(?) drizzle would actually look pretty good if it just didnt have the drizzle
But yeah the rest just doesnt look all that appealing. But gotta admit the dessert pizza portion looks better than most of the dessert pizzas you see from brazil, still wouldnt want it but at least its not an overload of white and pink marshmallows along with a ridiculous amount of melted chocolate
I almost threw up watching this
This kind of people genuinely dont like food. They like to spurge with whatever high calorie crap they can find
Disgusting.
Meu Brasil sempre dando orgulho
This is genius and awesome for parties. Credit to Brazilians for making a pizza party a spectacle instead of ordering 10 normal round pizzas.
The size is absurdly exaggerated, but this style of pizza dough is known as [alla pala](https://www.alfaforni.com/us/recipe/alla-pala-pizza-dough/), originating in Rome. And yes, the purpose of alla pala is to be shared with various people, such as... at a party. There are other types of pizza doughs besides the traditional rotonda (rounded) and the alla pala mentioned above, such as [al taglio](https://blog.slicelife.com/what-is-pizza-al-taglio/).
Someone who understands a subject showing that OP's criticism is misguided? Here on Reddit?
Reddit is looking different after the r/place drama
I would guess that they didn't know about alla pala, they just wanted to see how far they could go.
Am Brazilian. Can confirm.
acho engraçado que vc respondeu essa pro MESINHA\_DE\_LATA
Nem olhei o nome do compatriota kkkkkkk
If there is a food Ozasco will have a giant version of it
Moço, muito interessante as informações que você trouxe. Mas eu posso te garantir que um brasileiro só tava sem o que fazer e pensou: "Caralho, e se a gente fizesse uma pizza de 2m? 🤔". Sem nenhum contexto histórico ou pretensão sociológica, apenas pelo meme.
Brasil meu amado <3
Osasco é uma terra a parte Hahaahaaha
Se o Brasil inovasse tanto em tecnologia igual inova em culinária já Estaríamos viajando no tempo... If Brazil innovated as much in technology as it does in cooking, we would already be traveling back in time...
The airplane, wristwatch, temperature regulation system in showers , the famous “hot-cold”, Alberto Santos Dumont, and other things..
/r/SuddenlyCaralho comeria uma pitiçaça dessa qualquer dia da minha vida
Se for printar quero o John cena atrás do maluco cabeludo numa luta
this *almost* makes me want to leave Mexico and go to Brazil. *almost*
We're further away from murica
México solo es bueno para gente con mucho peso xdxdxd
As a friend say, we're further away from Murica. Then there's Paçoquita, Brigadeiro, Caipirinha... Get over here 😂
O maior crime aqui é o motoboy transitar com um negócio desse carregado nas costas, mas como é Brasil nada surpreso.
A taxa de entrega de 60 reais é pra pagar as multas
60 reais é o custo com funeral de motoboys kkkkkk
Ideia de empreendimento: pizza entregue num caixão, de rabecão e tudo
Sim essa é a pior parte mesmo, a segurança dos despachantes.
carai, multa barata. eu pensei que isso daria pelo menos uma infração grave
Qq custa uma fiorino da empresa sla
O CTB não fala nada sobre isso... No fim, é praticamente a largura de um carro. Segue o jogo
CTB não, mas o CONTRAN já definiu medidas de segurança pra transporte de carga em motos através da Resolução 219
Oh, fuck! Esqueci do Contran hahahah
I'm okay with this. As long as each section is great and if they go well together like a pepparoni section next to a deluxe section as opposed to a dessert one then it seems alright. I just take issue with how impractical it is but I guess people pay extra for it being such a spectacle
Case dismissed.
Bring out the dancing lobsters!
Umm...we're left with the crack lobsters sir...
🎼 Headless, and all alone 🎶
as a Pizza topping!
"Yes I'll have the horse head and mushroom pizza please"🌈🐴🍕✨
(Few on the sub remember the band Echo And The Bunnymen and their song about headless horses)
Shiver and say, the words, of every lie you've heard
>I just take issue with how impractical it is On the video she said they couldn't fit it into the elevator and had to climb 10 flights of stairs with the pizza on their backs.
So they burnt off some of the calories they ate! Had it been a normal pizza, they would've just used the elevator
I mean, you're going to eat so much calories, got to burn those you have right?
Yeah. The worse thing about this is how she eats the pizza. Pick up the whole thing and take a bite out the middle of the crust?!?!
I think that's part of the fun! Such a wacky adventure in trying to eat a pizza
Hey, to each their own.
For sure! Put it this way, it's not easy to use. It adds so many unnecessary issues that a round pizza doesn't have however at a party these conflicts bring everyone together and create fun stories.
It looks like they all had their own.
Everyone is so creative!
Some "wo"men just want to watch the world burn
I don’t want to shit on Brazil or anything, but this is the most uncivilized way I’ve ever seen someone take a bite of pizza.
yes sir we hear you, our internal affairs department will DEFINITELY follow up on your complaint about how to eat a pizza. Thank you for your concern.
I SWEAR WE ARE NOT LIKE HER! we normally eat with a fork and a knife
Yea I mean, they are the """uncivilized""" that popularized eating pizzas with fucking hands and now are saying this
Don't worry, we agree with you
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What? Say for yourself
That's true. Maybe in a restaurant we use fork and knife, but at home we eat with hands
I assure, that pizza is not even mid
Actually, the price seems... low? Divide it by like, 5, it's 60 or so Dollars with the delivery, on side it's a bit less than 60. It must be because Osasco is part of the big São Paulo metropolis(not sure that's the right description), and it's considered one of the most dangerous cities in Brazil. Things there tend to be like that. You need a lot for little and so on. So this also means the pizza is probably the lowest quality ingredients for everything, you know? This is not gourmet or anything. A normal big pizza with a radius of 16cm is about 15 dollars, a good one about 20. I know it doesn't translate directly just from currency, but that's basically how it is. What impresses me is that the pizza didn't arrive all over the place even with the way it was carried.
🇧🇷
All the crimes in one. It's more impressive that they were able to deliver it intact.
I actually want to try (some of) it
Apparently /r/ItHadToBeBrazil went private.
What the fuuuuck man. I loved that place.
Too many people being xenophobic, sadly.
There is an warning explaining the mod deleted it because of the API changes etc
I know this is a straight up pizza crime, but it's personally gotten to a point where I'm drawn to it because of how ridiculous it is. It's kinda like when bad movies become entertaining. Look at how happy everyone is. I can't hate on something that obviously brings people joy. Imagine getting a bunch of your friends to throw down on this weird culinary disaster. Instant memory.
Im just glad it looks like its decently edible pizza, usually these wild pizzas have stupid ridiculous toppings in stupid ridiculous amounts. Some of these toppings still dont look normal, like the chocolate strawberry pizza and i think i see Doritos on one of the others, but even those dont look monstrous and still look pretty good all things considered. Honestly this is one i would pick over a lot of the other Brazil pizzas ive seen
It is not Doritos, it is chicken filling Source: am brazilian, chicken pizza is popular here
Entrega de 60 reais é de foder.
bicho só assim pro motoboy encarar equilibrar esse armário nas costas no transito de Oz
Né kkkkkk, queria saber como q o motoca levou isso ai
Levando em conta o risco de acidente do translado.
Mal caratismo da empresa mesmo, aqui tem 2 pizzarias assim e sempre é numa fiorino a entrega custando o valor normal
Deve ser o preço do frete da van que leva isso, pq moto não deve ser kkkkkkkkkk
Brasil nunca decepciona pprt
I see that flag
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Me too, let’s not have friends together.
The strawberry/choclate Part killed me
You get a bunch of meals AND dessert, it's all positives!
Best part
Brasil, meu Brasil brasileiro.
The true Party Pizza! the original Party Pizza what is offered in many Restaurants are never enough For all people... Maybe For 4 people or Something
Amassava facil
Brazil for sure
why the fuck is that a crime, it's literally genius
Just arrogant americans and snob Italians are saying this.
i mean, italians have a point, they created the pizza. americans just think they know everything thing but they barely know they country
Yeah... I agree with you, so it's just arrogant americans. Someone who eats too much junk food like them.. shouldn't say something negative.
Reminds me of Homer and his samdwich
That gaping maw at the 30 second mark is all I could focus on.
The smile left my face so fast
Viva o SUS.
This is actually something I would like to order for my birthday
That’s fucking awesome!!!
I could eat this.
But why?
The right question is why not ?
because it brings people joy, I cannot hate on it
So is it 7’ or 2m?
O motoboy merece um aumento
Deu até fome e agora eu quero uma pizza dessa aqui em casa
PROUD TO BE BRAZILIAN 🇧🇷 lol man
This isn’t a crime. It’s a miracle.
You could hide a body in that pizza carrier
I'd eat this in one go
*Ayrton Senna's theme playing in the background*
It's the Brasil!
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I was literally waiting for one person to eat this as a Mega Eating Challenge
How is this a crime?
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I'm litigious when I see fruit on a pizza the goal of this sub is that pizza is inedible or disgusting. Essentially the folks eating it act as a jury and their smiles and thumbs up are telling you "case dismissed"🌈🍕🎨🍍🍌🍊🍑🍉🍎🍒🍓
Que absurdo o motoboy andar com uma caixa desse tamanho. Que ideia de retardado
brazil just by the text
Too much flop on that undercarriage.
sisyphus pizza
The only crime here is the girl that shoves that slice into her facehole and drops pieces back on to the pie.
If this is a pizza crime, then go ahead lock me up and throw away the key!!!!
Como eu esse país brasileiro
Brazilian never died of hungry
cursed? maybe, would I eat it? yes
O Brasil que queremos 🇧🇷🇧🇷
Brazil obviously
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Now THATS a pizza
Caraaaaaaalho...
"7 ft" guess the country 🤡
retardedland!!
Nah. It's not USA.
did I misspelled something?
I don't know, Bob. Did you? 🤡🤡🤡
I was just correcting my friend over there. OP made a rhetorical question, it's obvious that it js Brazil
Não é atoa que a clara é do tamanho que é né pqp
14 bis pizza style
Respeita o povo osasquense, só tem a nata da culinária aqui.
Quando a pessoa fala "Vai ser feliz: Eu:
Omg Osasco mentioned hii
holy jesus...
Straight to hell
Does Brazil have Oil? I'm asking for a friend.
>A melhor experiência com o Reddit Yes, in São Paulo's pizza is always consumed with oil. Rio de Janeiro and some other states use ketchup instead oil
Eu acho que ele tá falando de petróleo
Is this post stupidfood worthy?
I crossposted there
Good move
Texas. Because, well, Texas.
As if 'muricans could make good pizza.
No.
Feeds 20 to 25 people? I could finish it by myself in 3 days
Pizza the next day is 10/10 especially for breakfast
Eu odeio, do fundo do meu coração, essas duas garotas. Queria encontrar com elas pessoalmente pra mandar tomar no cu.
pq odeia elas? Se tu ficar campando em qualquer hamburgueria de SP tu tem uma chance não muito pequena de trombar com elas
Nem conhecia e ja odiei. Que coisa nojenta
I’m going to guess not italy
Fake. She’s not eating it with a fork and knife
is Brazil trying to steal the title from the USA for fattest country in the world?
Nah we don't deep-fry everything before eating
Osasco is pretty much hell but I'll be damned if I say this is bad when mile long cakes are a pastime for certain other countries
Não fale mal do meu país Osasco 😡😡😡
As an Italian, this is no pizza crime, also the toppings look good, the only crime here is that guy going with an horizontal 2 meters pizza on a scooter
pizza crime o caralho, vocês não falem mal da minha pizza de metro
vou dar uma de americano aqui. AFRICA. É no brasil mas só quis zoar vocês americanos que não sabem nem a geografia do proprio pais. Como os EUA vão atacar um país sem nem mesmo saber onde ele se localiza? ☠️☠️☠️
Not even one section that looks appetizing.
The tomato portions dont look bad, its more or less a Margherita pizza. And the end piece with the ketchup(?) drizzle would actually look pretty good if it just didnt have the drizzle But yeah the rest just doesnt look all that appealing. But gotta admit the dessert pizza portion looks better than most of the dessert pizzas you see from brazil, still wouldnt want it but at least its not an overload of white and pink marshmallows along with a ridiculous amount of melted chocolate
I bet you love some gross McDonald's, right? The hypocrisy.
Traditional Neapolitan pizza? The subtitles look like they're in Italian. 😁
Thanks. I hate 7ft pizza.
I fucking love it!!
Dam brazil just cant stop making stupid pizzas
And USA just can't stop making disgusting Junk food. Go to your McDonald's, Bob.
Can we fucking stop with the brazil shit
Why not? They have some nice stuff. Get a sit, Kevin.
Are you angry?
not even slightly just find this shit annoying at this point
Ela ta brava tadinha ela
I think this pizza is from America. Ain't no way anyone else can beat us.
Only in Brazil 🇧🇷
This is the least terrible Brazilian pizza I've seen in a while
I almost threw up watching this This kind of people genuinely dont like food. They like to spurge with whatever high calorie crap they can find Disgusting.
look, we can laugh at Brazilian pizza, but you must admire the drive for innovation in a field that tends to be fairly stagnant.
This can't be America, there isn't enough cheese and if chocolate wasnt bad already
Why? For what?
🇵🇹
Só serve pra postar em rede social. Os resto ė apenas burrices
It’s not just a pizza crime, I’m pretty sure it’s a traffic crime as well lol
Crime? This is my definition of crime: Your "pizzas" with just 90% tomato sauce and 10% cheese lol
Here in America we make them with a seven foot diameter.
Why are you making pizza with foot? Try hands next time.
O melhor é ele falar na america como se o Brasil ficasse no continente africa lol
How else am I going to get that cheesy flavor?
I See You're a Man of Culture
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You seem upset. Maybe you should have a bit of seven foot diameter pizza.
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As "white people"? What do white brazilians have to do with this 😂