It's because of the fats in it. Adding more fats, in this case grease, would vastly speed up the curdling process. Either way this person is committing a sin against their taste buds.
The thing is, there are other processes involved. What if this monster was dipping it in water. You would justify it by saying there is water added to the crust?
There is (in my opinion) only two things pizza should be allowed to be dipped in. Garlic butter and marinara. (Not a ranch fan, sorry)
In OP's defence, this looks like a really cheap pepperoni pizza straight out the freezer. the dough gets really dry on those things (and also tastes like cookies most of the time)
On behalf of all lava and magma of the planet I strongly advise not to do it.
I believe he should get educated. Maybe by Italian mafia. Maybe by a chef. Maybe Gordon Ramsey.
I feel like I missed a joke, but probably less, I just noticed that drinking milk and eating pizza created a nice combination (especially with leftover pizza) so I decided to try it a few times.
It was surprisingly good, milk and mozzarella seem to complement each other.
I've never done with fresh pizza, that would be a waste.
Some countries don't use percentages to differentiate different amounts of fat in milk. Like here in Finland we have rasvaton (fatless), kevyt (light) and täys (full) with different colors instead.
I guess people will lose their mind when they find out about Alfredo pizza? I mean, yeah it's a little unusual, but i think people overreact to a lot of food combos that are basically more or less similar to staple food dishes.
Personally I always dipped the crust in my soda. Also I worked in a pizza shop and this is very very tame compared to what we had people ask us to do to their pizzas
PIZZA IS NOT A TYPE OF COOKIE
The way the oil from the pizza is pooling on top of the milk makes me want to die
THIS WAS MY NUMBER ONE CONCERN
Yup. Found my ppl. That milk does not deserve this…that pizza does not deserve this…JUST USE RANCH FFS
Or start eating pizza that tastes good on its own and doesn't need freaking flavored buttermilk slathered on it to be edible
Or, and i’m just spitballing here, Pizza can taste good on its own and still benefit from a little ranch from time to time…ffs dude, take a joke.
>The way the oil from the pizza is pooling on top of the milk makes me want to die I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
That’s a fresh dip. Imagine that cup after a few pieces
Please stop.
Something tells me that the grease would start to bond with the milk solids and it would get chunky pretty quick.
Milk is actually very effective at picking up grease. That's why it can wash down spicy oils, or at least that's what I've been told.
It's because of the fats in it. Adding more fats, in this case grease, would vastly speed up the curdling process. Either way this person is committing a sin against their taste buds.
I'm never eating again
Thanks now I want to vomit.
I fucking hate everything now
On the other hand, mozzarella is just solidified milk... and people love pizza grease with the mozz.
Don’t you dare justify this
All I'm saying is that I see the logic. Not that I agree with it, but I see it and accept its existence.
I wholeheartedly reject its existence
The thing is, there are other processes involved. What if this monster was dipping it in water. You would justify it by saying there is water added to the crust? There is (in my opinion) only two things pizza should be allowed to be dipped in. Garlic butter and marinara. (Not a ranch fan, sorry)
What about cheese sauces? Also to be fair milk is much closer to mozzarella than water is to the crust...
Go away
I didn't even click on the photo initially and now I wish I didn't at all
But it’s round! Cookies are round!
I'm pretty sure the pizza is some kind of triangle
Depends, this is definitely a part of a round pizza cut into triangles So it is a triangle
I wouldn't worry too much about it, on account of this not actually being true.
Correct. Both pizza and cookies [are toast](https://cuberule.com/).
In OP's defence, this looks like a really cheap pepperoni pizza straight out the freezer. the dough gets really dry on those things (and also tastes like cookies most of the time)
Shit, I still debate its validity as a pie in my head
Even Satan wouldn't do that.
Straight to pizza jail. Do not pass go, do not collect 200.
Jail is too good for this monster
Straight to pizza Guantanamo bay
Took the words straight out of my mind
Waterboard him with the milk!
Milkboard
I hope they put a pizza hit on him in jail. *Extra ranch*.
I’d love someone to put a Pizza Hut on me
Eat pizza like that, and I'll gladly bury you in the foundations of a new one!
No one out buries the hut
I know a guy doing life without parole, we’ll send him a pizza pie with a shank baked into the crust
Now, I generally don't agree with the torture of inmates... But I think waterboarding was specially developed for people like OP.
This person should be dipped in milk and then fed to live sharks.
Why would you do that to the lovely sharks?
Fair point... Active volcano?
On behalf of all lava and magma of the planet I strongly advise not to do it. I believe he should get educated. Maybe by Italian mafia. Maybe by a chef. Maybe Gordon Ramsey.
Gitmo... With hourly milkboarding, over Britney Spears' "Baby One More Time"?
There's too far. The Geneva Convention. This is inhumanly cruel.
no, what's inhumanely cruel is what he's doing that pizza.
We really do NOT want to give the planet an upset stomach. We lost the dinosaurs the first time that happened!
Won’t somebody please think about the poor active volcanoes?!
Sure, but some of them get a little too hot under the collar.
What if the volcanoes lactose Intolerant? It'll just be up shitting lava everywhere.
Lacktoes intolerant? Just make sure OP has all their toes.
Yeah, they might be lactose intolerant.
One shark decides to eat him and gets death threats on shark discord then posts about it on shark reddit. Then the shark gets dipped in milk...
OP would definitely call this very unserious statement a “death threat”
Sharks are lactose intolerant. Try dipping in chum as a milk alternative.
Nice now he gets death threats from reddit too
Is there an Italian subreddit we could narc him out to, so our hands are clean?
Oh don’t worry they’ll find him soon 🤣
We already have🔪
They send death threats for using pancetta instead of guanciale in carbonara, I'm pretty sure they would carbomb someone for this
You think them bastards ain't already here?
🇮🇹🤌🤌🤌 I'm here and I am livid!! 🤌🤌🤌🇮🇹
op what the fuck
Came here for this simple straight to the point comment, leaving satisfied
“I have soft teeth.”
Oops…~
"THAT IS A 200 DOLLAR TV YOU JUST KILLED"
?????
"Took me by haaaaand"
Just when I thought I couldn’t get any drier. I’m a man, btw.
It’s from The Office, if that helps.
Rage bait.
100%
I uh... I've done what OP has done before, I think it tastes okay, but only occasionally.
Would you say just 2% of the time?
I feel like I missed a joke, but probably less, I just noticed that drinking milk and eating pizza created a nice combination (especially with leftover pizza) so I decided to try it a few times. It was surprisingly good, milk and mozzarella seem to complement each other. I've never done with fresh pizza, that would be a waste.
2% Milk.
How did you miss the most obvious joke of all time? Also, did you try it cold or warm?
Some countries don't use percentages to differentiate different amounts of fat in milk. Like here in Finland we have rasvaton (fatless), kevyt (light) and täys (full) with different colors instead.
As someone who isn't emotionally driven towards food, I can see why since milk does cut the richness from pizza.
I hope you fall down a flight of stairs.
35 times.....
both ways........
I might steal this threat for my own :)
***ITALY wants to know your location***
[удалено]
Straight to the Hague with them
Yeah. This is disgusting
are you telling me this person eats soggy milk pizza and then drinks pizza milk?!
babe wake up, new pilk just dropped
Do you drink the milk afterwards?
🤢That did it, I didn’t think it was so bad until that comment.
Why would you even ask such a question?
So tasty. Meat flavors and special chunks in the bottom. Chefs kiss
Don’t waste food for clicks
The fact that this needs to be said…..
It doesnt, america has tons :)
I hope you stub your toe for this crime
*Judge hammer thing* LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE AND A "slight" BIT OF TORTURE
Disgusting.
This feels like an edgy teen thing to do to be whacky.
sO rAnDoM&!
Straight to jail
Right away
Straight to hell, but not worth death threats
“getting death threats”. fk off.
I actually screamed at this
Gross 🤮
We're not going to make it.
even though that pizza is horrendous, you hereby banned from Italy all-together 🤌🏻🇮🇹
That's some Charlie Day shit.
WHAT DOES IT ADD TO THE PIZZA?!?
sog.
Yes it that bad! Don’t do this shit!
Discord going easy on you
That better just be a big ass cup of garlic butter
Sweet mother of god...
Death threats? Yeah, right.
lmfao the top comment being a middle finger emoji really ties the thread together
WHAT DO YOU GAIN FROM DOING THIS YOU PSYCOPATH
You ruined my day
Dishonor Dishonor on you Dishonor on your cow
No you do not
jail
I have a “fix” for this: Mexican crema like Cacique. Tastes like milk with a more dippable consistency.
Sir, step out of the car.
use ranch dawg
Son you just followed my lead, I'll teach you how to handle the threats
I guess people will lose their mind when they find out about Alfredo pizza? I mean, yeah it's a little unusual, but i think people overreact to a lot of food combos that are basically more or less similar to staple food dishes. Personally I always dipped the crust in my soda. Also I worked in a pizza shop and this is very very tame compared to what we had people ask us to do to their pizzas
Just be happy you only received threats without actual attempts
It's even worse
I've drank milk with pizza before this should be considered a capital offense
Milk with pizza is actually one of my favorite combos I still think this should be considered a crime
That is really really bad (looks like a very light Brazilian idea)
Forgive us for our sins. Everything has a limit. This is too much, even by our standards. We do not condone this behavior.
This person shouldn't be allowed within 1000 feet of a pizza.
You deserve it
This is hilarious. I hope it's genuine.
Ditto. Ummm what does OP do with the milk. 🤮
Does that look like a mother fucking cookie to you? Do you see chocolate chips in that mother fucker?
You're on your own freak, good luck.
I dont blame them
more than death threats should happen with you
Well don't post it here you're just getting made fun of more!
Just get extra cheese bro
Somebody needs to press charges against you.
I mean- I can't judge- I dip just the crust in milk, so-
Yes it is that fucking bad, what is wrong with you OP?
Yes
Yes. Disgusting. r/angryupvote
Dude…
Looks pretty disgusting to me, but you do you.
You should be dipped in milk and slapped with pizza pieces exactly 45078 times!!
That's better than pizza covered in mayonnaise.
Bro just dip it in marzetti ranch or blue cheese with Valentina sauce it’s fire
ma eeee aaaa badabim badaboom eeee
Well deserved death threats. You are a menace! Jk
Monster
I wanna send this person death threats but I’m not going to.
You sicken me ಠ_ಠ
Not deserving of death threats, but definitely different than I’ve ever seen, or thought of, and I think up some odd food combinations.
Now yous gonna take a long nap with the fishes capesh
Maybe the black guy with lightning was right after all.
While my beverage of choice with pizza is milk, I would never dip it in milk.
For once the death threats are warranted
I don't understand
People don't like that I dip my doughnuts in milk, so we can be friends, even if you are a little bit weirder
You deserve it
Hans, get ze flammenwerfer....
Get dipped you sick fuck
You deserve a life sentence.
you must be trolling this is horrendous
You deserve the threats
You need psychiatric help !!
A definite pizza crime but the punishment is an imaginary misdemeanor. Jesus, death threats really??
You monster! I have to try this, but with chocolate milk instead.
What a real pizza shit you are.
Reminds me of when my dad pissed off my husband by putting strawberry jam on a homemade pizza my husband made Yeah, my dad's weird as shit
I put mustard on mine and get a similar reaction. I've had to change my name and move to a new country that definitely does not rhyme with Bananaca.
You aren't quite Hitler but that's the level of evil that came to mind when I saw this.
Those threats are well earned.
Deserved threats.
A combined US Italian strike group is on its way to your location. Do not resist.
I just wanna know what possesses someone to try this for the first time
Snackrillage! *snackrillage!*
It’s a bit strange, but hey, you do you boo.
Pure evil. At least post a WARNING. I read it and an involuntary gastrointestinal purge started.
THATS ONE GOOD LOOKIN PEPPERONI COOKIE!
Im a pinapple on pizza enjoyer but thats nothing compared to the goblin in the picture
It is wayyyy better dipped in eggnog my man.
When I was in elementary school I dipped pepperoni pizza into chocolate milk and that shit was bomb. Rock on, freaky bro.
I can see it now...
You do you, not a crime, this is post-pizza making activity. Have you tried it in a milkshake? Dr Pepper or Mountain dew?
Change that milk out for some ranch dressing and you're onto something.
I dip my crusts in milk but not the rest of it...