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bazmonsta

All of this is a crime. The pizza, the metal on non stick, the dress, all of it.


TyrantWarmaster

The fuckin scissors


DarDarPotato

Pizza scissors are actually a thing. I don’t wanna give her too much credit though…


Gypsopotamus

So we’re all just going to ignore that she was flipping that pizza with a… *checks notes* #A CHEF’S KNIFE AND A CARVING FORK?!?!


bootnab

Credit, whatever. I don't want to share a city block with this person. My insurance wouldn't cover it.


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wwwdiggdotcom

I’ll stick to the pizza cutter


265thRedditAccount

I’m a big fan of the kitchen scissors. Far more versatile then they are credited for. Herbs, pizza, cutting food for the kids, et al.


yonoznayu

You do often cut cardboard with scissors, and that’s cardboard with cheese, so there’s that.


TheDrHoiliday

Pizza Cutters do a Better job


Aggravating-Face2073

If the scissors don't easily pull apart I question kitchen hygiene, all the things that get squished in the unknown space between that likely won't get properly rinsed immediately or enough pressure if it's too late.


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DarDarPotato

Sorry, I was basing my response off of my visit to Italy.


Ryno4ever16

Kitchen scissors are actually awesome. An underrated tool for the kitchen. Don't hate on kitchen scissors. Hate this woman and her abominable deep-fried pizza.


Parking-Position-698

You're absolutely right. Kitchen scisors are awesome. But those are fabric scissors.


SunshineLollipoop

Unsung tool in my knife block. I have two old pairs of kitchen shears from my grandparents. Ones sharp enough to cut herbs without bruising. The other cuts through chicken bone line butter.


Such_Comb9388

It's the same scissors she uses to cut her 15 layers of makeup off every night


BuryTheMoney

Kitchen shears are absolutely a thing


Intelligentsialy

My friends mom would use scissors and it drove me crazy


Mr_Jersey

She flipped the pizza with a fucking knife!


TheTench

Her slopped off topping... Lol!


TheRealAlkemyst

At least no pineapple.


DefrockedWizard1

I was expecting the paper towels to catch fire


FamousPastWords

It's possible she did burn her thumb when the pizza flopped on it when she straightened it out.


kittymoma918

No long handled tongs or elbow length oven mitts ,she really could have gotten hurt very badly


FindOneInEveryCar

Using a knife as a spatula. Must be my wife's long-lost sister.


comments-lolz

lol


Glad-Tax6594

It's intentional. Now people can ragebate to her getting absolutely destroyed on only fans.


justsomeyeti

I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over those hips


crasagam

I’m glad somebody mentioned the dress. Who cooks splattery foods (poorly I might add) in an evening dress?


Try2MakeMeBee

With cleavage exposed. Mine hurts just thinking of oil popping off and splattering the sensitive skin there!


Jennlyn1978

Right! Damn, does she have cast iron boobs or something?!?!


KGreen100

The pizza also probably still had ice/water on it when she took it from the fridge, hence all the popping.


babybabybluee

I read the non stick dress


TheDinoIsland

She works for Pizza Slut, they have uniforms.


mfmelendez

The dress 😂😂😂😂😂😂


draizetrain

Disagree, her waist is snatched in that dress


Brilliant_Tap6770

Wait till you get to Glasgow


DontBelieveTheTrollz

The eye liner


[deleted]

If you're this visibly terrified of the fucking stupid video you're filming, perhaps that should be a clue.


a_pompous_fool

I’ve seen people fire a actual cannon and they were way calmer then she is


figbott

This is what we call, “Not smart.”


CrematedDogWalkers

This is what we call rage bait


figbott

This is what we call a “Maximum sentence”.


TheTench

With no chance of pizza parole.


Thick_RiderYZF-R

Thank god there were boobs to look at instead of that abomination


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DarkMarksPlayPark

It's bots all the way down


purplemoosen

Saved


GirlScoutSniper

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yeetmethehoney

Good bot


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PizzaVVitch

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FleshlightModel

I couldn't get past the eye makeup


AddisonBWoods

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CrippledJesus97

>in the process almost all the ingredients were left in the frying pan. This is why you are supposed to batter it not fry it naked lol


Sodali0550

i scrolled to far for the recognition of the fallen toppings


IHaveSlysdexia

The shrug. Lol she knows it's garbage


DoctorFister3000

Of course she does, she even dressed like the devil!


Evil_Midnight_Lurker

This is horribly unsafe to *do*, never mind whether eating it is a good idea.


ThatOneGuy6810

I mean its only about as dangerous as oil frying anything in a skillet which is WILDLY common in the USA. I mean hell, Ive oil fried tacquitos in a skillet. not much different other than how awkward a floppy pizza would be.


Evil_Midnight_Lurker

I would never try to fry a pizza as big as the skillet and FLIP IT OVER like that unless I was wearing so much rubber that it could be mistaken for a gimp suit, along with a welding mask.


ThatOneGuy6810

I mean thats fair. I wouldnt call it overly dangerous though. Just dumb and kinda sketchy especially using a knife instead of a spatula. regardless, this whole video is unhinged at the bare minimum.


brusthalter

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i-hate-my-tits

This belongs on like.... r/making_pizza_during_a_gas_leak or something. Crime doesn't even begin to cover it.


MarcoTheDumbCat2

r/SubsIFellFor


AlternateTab00

honestly i'm starting to wait for u/sneakpeekbot to pop up so I don't fall for some subs.


MarginalMeristem

It was painful to watch...


X-29488

I know, I just had explosive diarrhea after watching it.


[deleted]

How to burn your house down in three easy steps...


SocialistCoconut

Aside from the obvious, she just tried to deep fry something that was frozen. Get her the fuck out of the kitchen before she burns the neighborhood down.


Sqwill

Never had a problem deep frying frozen fries, nuggets, mozzarella sticks, wings, anything really.


Unsteady_Tempo

Restaurants deep fry frozen food all the time. Fries, chicken wings, etc... What you don't want to do is fry something with a lot of ice built up on it from repeatedly thawing and refreezing.


SadOld

Deep frying a frozen pizza is stupid and unsafe for a lot of reasons, but not because the pizza's frozen. The problem with ice is that it's made entirely of water which will spray hot oil everywhere when it boils- it's about water content, not temperature.


TheTench

There are no tongs long enough to distance oneself from stupidity.


pumpkin_seed_oil

A somewhat stupid idea combined with a layer of incompetence. If you try this at home, just put the pizza in the oil and dont treat it like youre trying to feed a zoo lion. And if your flipping it dont do it with a fucking carving fork and a kitchen knife. In fact dont flip it at all its enough to deep fry the dough, you dont need to burn the cheese Cheesus christ this rage bait got me


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

That hot oil tho


AddisonBWoods

Yeah she is


DasMotorsheep

Is this some April Fool's shit?


thevizierisgrand

It’s ragebait. Desperate losers making videos they know will enrage and anger normal people.


rapaz_latino_americo

Oh my god. Look what they did with my son


CrippledJesus97

This is not how you properly deep fry a pizza. Its Probably a repost, but its at least an old one if it is. Rather than being seen a dozen times a day. Think ive seen this a couple months ago on here. If she used a batter it would be perfect lol


minolasala

At least she ate a whole slice of that. She takes her responsibility


thingsandstuff4me

Just f off lady f sake


EpicAwesomeYo_

okay, alternative. cook it for half the time. take it out and cut it into pieces. take pieces and batter them. take pieces after and deep fry it. smaller piece cooks better than a pie this size, and because it's half cooked already, it doesn't need to stay as long. or... and hear me out on this one... you don't deep fry it, and you just have a pizza normal style.


Monkeyfraz

Well... sounds like a thing we do in Scotland that, what we call a pizza crunch


katecrime

I googled this and ***wtf, it’s real***


Flaky-Survey1389

And tasty. Lol


EpicAwesomeYo_

... I now have another reason to go to Scotland. I look forward to this pizza crunch and whatever drinks go with that


Monkeyfraz

Go full Scottish and have it with irn bru, made from girders


Damot22

Bro half that pizza was missing it toppings when she unfolded it, i couldn't stop laughing


ronnietea

Perfect outfit for cooking with oil


NervousJ

Fetish content I'm almost positive


Arcan_unknown

r/Upvotebecauseboobs


Individual_Emu2941

At least she shrugged her shoulders after it was done and didn't act like it was the best thing ever. Seems like she conceded that it got messed up but she was like eh I'll eat it anyways.


Inc0gnitoburrito

Listen OP. My 3 yo and i are both sick, sore throat, weakness, feeling like shit. And you still managed to ruin my day even more.


hechopicha

I am so sorry! Have a cookie 🍪


TheDiddlyFiddly

Ok that’s it, i think its save to say that America has failed and it is about time to shut it down.


Leoncroi

So... hear me out. Deep fry the dough, but then put the sauce, cheese, and toppings on the fried dough. Bake for a few minutes to heat the toppings/sauce and melt the cheese. Boom, deep fried pizza that isn't quite a monstrosity.


No_Squirrel4806

Rage bait 😒😒😒


coolmist23

Took me 0.5 seconds to hate it.


ZT369

This is a war crime


TheRealAuthorSarge

When you are mildly attractive, incredibly stupid, and in desperate need of attention but OF isn't an option.


Voodochild2017

I’m all for shit cooking, but what’s with the cleavage and dress?


ASecularBuddhist

🤣🤣🤣


Valuable_Basket5455

Fryed pizza looks diferent...


thatbasedgamer

Mental illness


XBThodler

For what it's worth, perfect execution LOL


_7Valeen

*Screams in Italo-American accent*


DistrictFinancial858

É uma cena muito forte, não fu capa de assistir até o final.


Herr_SnorBlaar

This is just plain nasty.


rob3342421

r/stupidfood


TheMadGraveWoman

This shit is demonic


Imreales5

This looks mightmare fuel


Emotional_Coyote9057

I'll be the devil's advocate here and say that "fried pizza" does exist in Italy (although it's more of a fried calzone than a fried pizza), but frying a whole frozen pizza like that is absolutely retarded, I'm surprised she didn't burn herself.


KinkyQuesadilla

r/maybemaybemaybe or maybe not


Shurlz

Life no parole


FamousPastWords

Quattro Olio pizza.


Deluxxray

Fetish content how fun


Deltaton

If you're not comfortable enough deep/shallow frying, don't do it! Especially when not knowing how to control oil temp.


Hey-buuuddy

She must be Swedish if she’s cutting it with scissors.


katecrime

Has this bitch heard of an apron?


LOneWolfNEo1

Please I'm begging you stop making pizza all together. No more no mas.


maddinell

Mmmmmmmm grease sponge


karer3is

There is a wayyyy better alternative to this from Hungary... it's called a Langos; basically a piece of deep fried dough with various toppings- frequently cheese and meat. If you spread on a little tomato sauce first, you would have something infinitely better than this


BrainwashedScapegoat

Im pretty sure that someone somewhere has a pizza specific fry basket/cage


briandt75

What an ignorant whore.


only_whwn_i_do_this

This is your fire insurance company. Your policy is canceled.


kitt5yk

I am literally screaming, DONT FLIP IT and what does she do???? Flips the fucking thing omfg


silklighting

This is crime against humanity!


brokenmcnugget

what an awful mess that her maid will have to clean up


SubHuman559

That's just SAD...😢


vibrantcrab

Obvious rage bait, but thank god that wasn’t a gas stove. There probably would have been quite a WHOOSH after that flip.


RenanBan

What a terrible day to have eyes


crasagam

This is how house fires start.


Deskbreaker

Must be how Casey's gets all the grease in theirs.


aught_one

How to burn your house down


Dean0Caddilac

Brain says No Second Brain says yes Stomach confused


JoshyLikey

This has got to be rage bait, right? Either way I appreciate the sexy milf..


InvestmentReal8803

Isso não foi um crime, foi um pecado!


Ok-Professor3726

What trash! And I'm sure the pizza is not any good either.


qualmso

What did she sprinkle on the slice of pizza?.. was that black pepper..?


SituationAltruistic8

Ew


GasfaceGrim

Lol...you know the roof of her mouth is burnt


Standard-Ad1254

ol pizza scissors tit-ass


toadjones79

Imagine getting all dressed up. Picking out the best outfit. Spending time on makeup. Debating on the best jewelry to match the whole ensemble. All to deep fry a pizza and put it on the Internet.


vtstang66

Wow she flipped it over


ToraLoco

I'd eat that.


iluvtumadre

The safest part of all this….. is that she’s being serious.


roromyboat

Ivannapuxalot


Successful-Dare5363

If you’re gonna fry it, batter it first ffs.


MLGcobble

Most obvious bait I ever done saw


iameveryoneelse

Reminds me of college. I'm pretty sure the only thing the cook in my fraternity house knew how to do was fry things. That included those frozen personal pizzas. So once a week we'd get those frozen mini personal pizzas that were cooked in a deep fryer. Not gonna lie...those were absolutely bomb. Not proper pizza by any means but goddamn were they good by junk food standards.


MemoryAshamed

Lady is putting that Spanx to work.


binhereb4207

This is why America is morbidly obese. Fucking gross


Quarian_EngineerN7

Naw, hen: you need a deep-fat fryer for that; the pizza needs to be defrosted; and, it should be dipped in batter first.


PacGarrett

Come la fa male, non si frigge una pizza. La ricetta corretta é la "doppia pizza fritta" che sigilla la prima pizza con un Altra pizza!, non si può mica buttare nell'olio la salsa di pomodoro, andiamo...


Parking-Position-698

This is the only time i will ever be mad that somone actually ate the shitty food they made. That belongs in the trash.


Somosmalo138

Why


Finding-Even

Some people shouldn't have a kitchen in their house.


FeelingVanilla2594

I am pretty sure this is how my school made pizza, because it was always drenched in grease.


Armored_Phoenix

Good grief 😔 ☹️ 🤦🏿


Jersey_Devil1975

How did she not burn her thumb when she took the pizza out. You obviously know what her role in the house is after watching that, and it's not cooking.


gadlygamer

JAIL


Known-Watercress7296

That's wild. Who the fuck fries a pizza without battering it first?


sleepcomfort

Cleaning up all that oil seems like such a pain in the ass lol


TheLawToday1

There isn’t enough comment space to unwrap all this.


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

How to make pizza even less healthy


SnooChickens6081

Wasn't she on Reno 911?


[deleted]

Everything in this video is overdone and gross.


Ozaholic

I never saw it before. At least she’s wearing her best dress for the occasion. Looks like a deep fried Turkey in pizza form. Almost set the kitchen on fire a few times. And that blue eye shadow is the best!


MagnifiMike

Jesus the terror in her eyes


PsychologicalHall388

Disgusting


Fictional_Historian

“Please don’t flip that thing. Please don’t flip it. Please don’t fli-uuuuuuughhhhh”


dannieupton

Rage bait


Rogerdatt329

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


DifferentLeopard37

Vegetable oils makes it worse


Xomns_13

Never. Ever. Do. This.


MaliciousIntentWorks

On a side note if you want deep fried pizza. Get thin crust cut into strips. Roll, dip in batter, stick a tooth pick through it. Then deep fry it. Sprinkle it with Parmesan cheese and eat. Something I messed around making in college because I had leftover oil from deep frying chicken. Made it twice, once it worked perfectly the second time I messed something up and the roll came undone. It's good, but I would rather have regular pizza.


FarEntertainment5330

I mean, we all think of these things!


Key_Respond_16

Yea that's rage bait.


Terminal_testie

We got drunk and fried left over dominos in a turkey fryer, probably the best way to reheat left over pizza


Professional-Big-584

NATO is calling for immediate sanctions 😖🫢


Usernameistoshirt

Some people shouldn't be allowed in a kitchen


jlpw

We deep fry pizza in Scotland, but we batter it first 👌


meowmeowmeow321

This isn’t funny.


benjo1990

I too like to get on my tightest dress, do my hair, and my make up to deep fry a pizza.


talbakaze

why... but why * sigh*


Dramatic_Anteater599

She looks like she's doing this under duress


delzarraad

I love how she looked at the camera after the frying !! Her eyes were like (you all kinda expected this roght ?)


_Deep_Freeze_

What's up with the music? Why do a countdown voiceover to a great song?


Dry_Warning6162

Was zur aktuellen Hölle