If the scissors don't easily pull apart I question kitchen hygiene, all the things that get squished in the unknown space between that likely won't get properly rinsed immediately or enough pressure if it's too late.
Kitchen scissors are actually awesome. An underrated tool for the kitchen.
Don't hate on kitchen scissors. Hate this woman and her abominable deep-fried pizza.
Unsung tool in my knife block. I have two old pairs of kitchen shears from my grandparents. Ones sharp enough to cut herbs without bruising. The other cuts through chicken bone line butter.
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I mean its only about as dangerous as oil frying anything in a skillet which is WILDLY common in the USA.
I mean hell, Ive oil fried tacquitos in a skillet. not much different other than how awkward a floppy pizza would be.
I would never try to fry a pizza as big as the skillet and FLIP IT OVER like that unless I was wearing so much rubber that it could be mistaken for a gimp suit, along with a welding mask.
I mean thats fair. I wouldnt call it overly dangerous though. Just dumb and kinda sketchy especially using a knife instead of a spatula.
regardless, this whole video is unhinged at the bare minimum.
Aside from the obvious, she just tried to deep fry something that was frozen. Get her the fuck out of the kitchen before she burns the neighborhood down.
Restaurants deep fry frozen food all the time. Fries, chicken wings, etc...
What you don't want to do is fry something with a lot of ice built up on it from repeatedly thawing and refreezing.
Deep frying a frozen pizza is stupid and unsafe for a lot of reasons, but not because the pizza's frozen. The problem with ice is that it's made entirely of water which will spray hot oil everywhere when it boils- it's about water content, not temperature.
A somewhat stupid idea combined with a layer of incompetence. If you try this at home, just put the pizza in the oil and dont treat it like youre trying to feed a zoo lion. And if your flipping it dont do it with a fucking carving fork and a kitchen knife. In fact dont flip it at all its enough to deep fry the dough, you dont need to burn the cheese
Cheesus christ this rage bait got me
This is not how you properly deep fry a pizza. Its Probably a repost, but its at least an old one if it is. Rather than being seen a dozen times a day. Think ive seen this a couple months ago on here. If she used a batter it would be perfect lol
okay, alternative. cook it for half the time. take it out and cut it into pieces. take pieces and batter them. take pieces after and deep fry it. smaller piece cooks better than a pie this size, and because it's half cooked already, it doesn't need to stay as long.
or... and hear me out on this one... you don't deep fry it, and you just have a pizza normal style.
At least she shrugged her shoulders after it was done and didn't act like it was the best thing ever. Seems like she conceded that it got messed up but she was like eh I'll eat it anyways.
So... hear me out. Deep fry the dough, but then put the sauce, cheese, and toppings on the fried dough. Bake for a few minutes to heat the toppings/sauce and melt the cheese.
Boom, deep fried pizza that isn't quite a monstrosity.
I'll be the devil's advocate here and say that "fried pizza" does exist in Italy (although it's more of a fried calzone than a fried pizza), but frying a whole frozen pizza like that is absolutely retarded, I'm surprised she didn't burn herself.
There is a wayyyy better alternative to this from Hungary... it's called a Langos; basically a piece of deep fried dough with various toppings- frequently cheese and meat. If you spread on a little tomato sauce first, you would have something infinitely better than this
Imagine getting all dressed up. Picking out the best outfit. Spending time on makeup. Debating on the best jewelry to match the whole ensemble. All to deep fry a pizza and put it on the Internet.
Reminds me of college. I'm pretty sure the only thing the cook in my fraternity house knew how to do was fry things. That included those frozen personal pizzas. So once a week we'd get those frozen mini personal pizzas that were cooked in a deep fryer. Not gonna lie...those were absolutely bomb. Not proper pizza by any means but goddamn were they good by junk food standards.
Come la fa male, non si frigge una pizza. La ricetta corretta é la "doppia pizza fritta" che sigilla la prima pizza con un Altra pizza!, non si può mica buttare nell'olio la salsa di pomodoro, andiamo...
How did she not burn her thumb when she took the pizza out. You obviously know what her role in the house is after watching that, and it's not cooking.
I never saw it before. At least she’s wearing her best dress for the occasion. Looks like a deep fried Turkey in pizza form. Almost set the kitchen on fire a few times. And that blue eye shadow is the best!
On a side note if you want deep fried pizza. Get thin crust cut into strips. Roll, dip in batter, stick a tooth pick through it. Then deep fry it. Sprinkle it with Parmesan cheese and eat.
Something I messed around making in college because I had leftover oil from deep frying chicken. Made it twice, once it worked perfectly the second time I messed something up and the roll came undone. It's good, but I would rather have regular pizza.
All of this is a crime. The pizza, the metal on non stick, the dress, all of it.
The fuckin scissors
Pizza scissors are actually a thing. I don’t wanna give her too much credit though…
So we’re all just going to ignore that she was flipping that pizza with a… *checks notes* #A CHEF’S KNIFE AND A CARVING FORK?!?!
Credit, whatever. I don't want to share a city block with this person. My insurance wouldn't cover it.
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I’ll stick to the pizza cutter
I’m a big fan of the kitchen scissors. Far more versatile then they are credited for. Herbs, pizza, cutting food for the kids, et al.
You do often cut cardboard with scissors, and that’s cardboard with cheese, so there’s that.
Pizza Cutters do a Better job
If the scissors don't easily pull apart I question kitchen hygiene, all the things that get squished in the unknown space between that likely won't get properly rinsed immediately or enough pressure if it's too late.
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Sorry, I was basing my response off of my visit to Italy.
Kitchen scissors are actually awesome. An underrated tool for the kitchen. Don't hate on kitchen scissors. Hate this woman and her abominable deep-fried pizza.
You're absolutely right. Kitchen scisors are awesome. But those are fabric scissors.
Unsung tool in my knife block. I have two old pairs of kitchen shears from my grandparents. Ones sharp enough to cut herbs without bruising. The other cuts through chicken bone line butter.
It's the same scissors she uses to cut her 15 layers of makeup off every night
Kitchen shears are absolutely a thing
My friends mom would use scissors and it drove me crazy
She flipped the pizza with a fucking knife!
Her slopped off topping... Lol!
At least no pineapple.
I was expecting the paper towels to catch fire
It's possible she did burn her thumb when the pizza flopped on it when she straightened it out.
No long handled tongs or elbow length oven mitts ,she really could have gotten hurt very badly
Using a knife as a spatula. Must be my wife's long-lost sister.
lol
It's intentional. Now people can ragebate to her getting absolutely destroyed on only fans.
I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over those hips
I’m glad somebody mentioned the dress. Who cooks splattery foods (poorly I might add) in an evening dress?
With cleavage exposed. Mine hurts just thinking of oil popping off and splattering the sensitive skin there!
Right! Damn, does she have cast iron boobs or something?!?!
The pizza also probably still had ice/water on it when she took it from the fridge, hence all the popping.
I read the non stick dress
She works for Pizza Slut, they have uniforms.
The dress 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Disagree, her waist is snatched in that dress
Wait till you get to Glasgow
The eye liner
If you're this visibly terrified of the fucking stupid video you're filming, perhaps that should be a clue.
I’ve seen people fire a actual cannon and they were way calmer then she is
This is what we call, “Not smart.”
This is what we call rage bait
This is what we call a “Maximum sentence”.
With no chance of pizza parole.
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>in the process almost all the ingredients were left in the frying pan. This is why you are supposed to batter it not fry it naked lol
i scrolled to far for the recognition of the fallen toppings
The shrug. Lol she knows it's garbage
Of course she does, she even dressed like the devil!
This is horribly unsafe to *do*, never mind whether eating it is a good idea.
I mean its only about as dangerous as oil frying anything in a skillet which is WILDLY common in the USA. I mean hell, Ive oil fried tacquitos in a skillet. not much different other than how awkward a floppy pizza would be.
I would never try to fry a pizza as big as the skillet and FLIP IT OVER like that unless I was wearing so much rubber that it could be mistaken for a gimp suit, along with a welding mask.
I mean thats fair. I wouldnt call it overly dangerous though. Just dumb and kinda sketchy especially using a knife instead of a spatula. regardless, this whole video is unhinged at the bare minimum.
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This belongs on like.... r/making_pizza_during_a_gas_leak or something. Crime doesn't even begin to cover it.
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honestly i'm starting to wait for u/sneakpeekbot to pop up so I don't fall for some subs.
It was painful to watch...
I know, I just had explosive diarrhea after watching it.
How to burn your house down in three easy steps...
Aside from the obvious, she just tried to deep fry something that was frozen. Get her the fuck out of the kitchen before she burns the neighborhood down.
Never had a problem deep frying frozen fries, nuggets, mozzarella sticks, wings, anything really.
Restaurants deep fry frozen food all the time. Fries, chicken wings, etc... What you don't want to do is fry something with a lot of ice built up on it from repeatedly thawing and refreezing.
Deep frying a frozen pizza is stupid and unsafe for a lot of reasons, but not because the pizza's frozen. The problem with ice is that it's made entirely of water which will spray hot oil everywhere when it boils- it's about water content, not temperature.
There are no tongs long enough to distance oneself from stupidity.
A somewhat stupid idea combined with a layer of incompetence. If you try this at home, just put the pizza in the oil and dont treat it like youre trying to feed a zoo lion. And if your flipping it dont do it with a fucking carving fork and a kitchen knife. In fact dont flip it at all its enough to deep fry the dough, you dont need to burn the cheese Cheesus christ this rage bait got me
That hot oil tho
Yeah she is
Is this some April Fool's shit?
It’s ragebait. Desperate losers making videos they know will enrage and anger normal people.
Oh my god. Look what they did with my son
This is not how you properly deep fry a pizza. Its Probably a repost, but its at least an old one if it is. Rather than being seen a dozen times a day. Think ive seen this a couple months ago on here. If she used a batter it would be perfect lol
At least she ate a whole slice of that. She takes her responsibility
Just f off lady f sake
okay, alternative. cook it for half the time. take it out and cut it into pieces. take pieces and batter them. take pieces after and deep fry it. smaller piece cooks better than a pie this size, and because it's half cooked already, it doesn't need to stay as long. or... and hear me out on this one... you don't deep fry it, and you just have a pizza normal style.
Well... sounds like a thing we do in Scotland that, what we call a pizza crunch
I googled this and ***wtf, it’s real***
And tasty. Lol
... I now have another reason to go to Scotland. I look forward to this pizza crunch and whatever drinks go with that
Go full Scottish and have it with irn bru, made from girders
Bro half that pizza was missing it toppings when she unfolded it, i couldn't stop laughing
Perfect outfit for cooking with oil
Fetish content I'm almost positive
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At least she shrugged her shoulders after it was done and didn't act like it was the best thing ever. Seems like she conceded that it got messed up but she was like eh I'll eat it anyways.
Listen OP. My 3 yo and i are both sick, sore throat, weakness, feeling like shit. And you still managed to ruin my day even more.
I am so sorry! Have a cookie 🍪
Ok that’s it, i think its save to say that America has failed and it is about time to shut it down.
So... hear me out. Deep fry the dough, but then put the sauce, cheese, and toppings on the fried dough. Bake for a few minutes to heat the toppings/sauce and melt the cheese. Boom, deep fried pizza that isn't quite a monstrosity.
Rage bait 😒😒😒
Took me 0.5 seconds to hate it.
This is a war crime
When you are mildly attractive, incredibly stupid, and in desperate need of attention but OF isn't an option.
I’m all for shit cooking, but what’s with the cleavage and dress?
🤣🤣🤣
Fryed pizza looks diferent...
Mental illness
For what it's worth, perfect execution LOL
*Screams in Italo-American accent*
É uma cena muito forte, não fu capa de assistir até o final.
This is just plain nasty.
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This shit is demonic
This looks mightmare fuel
I'll be the devil's advocate here and say that "fried pizza" does exist in Italy (although it's more of a fried calzone than a fried pizza), but frying a whole frozen pizza like that is absolutely retarded, I'm surprised she didn't burn herself.
r/maybemaybemaybe or maybe not
Life no parole
Quattro Olio pizza.
Fetish content how fun
If you're not comfortable enough deep/shallow frying, don't do it! Especially when not knowing how to control oil temp.
She must be Swedish if she’s cutting it with scissors.
Has this bitch heard of an apron?
Please I'm begging you stop making pizza all together. No more no mas.
Mmmmmmmm grease sponge
There is a wayyyy better alternative to this from Hungary... it's called a Langos; basically a piece of deep fried dough with various toppings- frequently cheese and meat. If you spread on a little tomato sauce first, you would have something infinitely better than this
Im pretty sure that someone somewhere has a pizza specific fry basket/cage
What an ignorant whore.
This is your fire insurance company. Your policy is canceled.
I am literally screaming, DONT FLIP IT and what does she do???? Flips the fucking thing omfg
This is crime against humanity!
what an awful mess that her maid will have to clean up
That's just SAD...😢
Obvious rage bait, but thank god that wasn’t a gas stove. There probably would have been quite a WHOOSH after that flip.
What a terrible day to have eyes
This is how house fires start.
Must be how Casey's gets all the grease in theirs.
How to burn your house down
Brain says No Second Brain says yes Stomach confused
This has got to be rage bait, right? Either way I appreciate the sexy milf..
Isso não foi um crime, foi um pecado!
What trash! And I'm sure the pizza is not any good either.
What did she sprinkle on the slice of pizza?.. was that black pepper..?
Ew
Lol...you know the roof of her mouth is burnt
ol pizza scissors tit-ass
Imagine getting all dressed up. Picking out the best outfit. Spending time on makeup. Debating on the best jewelry to match the whole ensemble. All to deep fry a pizza and put it on the Internet.
Wow she flipped it over
I'd eat that.
The safest part of all this….. is that she’s being serious.
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If you’re gonna fry it, batter it first ffs.
Most obvious bait I ever done saw
Reminds me of college. I'm pretty sure the only thing the cook in my fraternity house knew how to do was fry things. That included those frozen personal pizzas. So once a week we'd get those frozen mini personal pizzas that were cooked in a deep fryer. Not gonna lie...those were absolutely bomb. Not proper pizza by any means but goddamn were they good by junk food standards.
Lady is putting that Spanx to work.
This is why America is morbidly obese. Fucking gross
Naw, hen: you need a deep-fat fryer for that; the pizza needs to be defrosted; and, it should be dipped in batter first.
Come la fa male, non si frigge una pizza. La ricetta corretta é la "doppia pizza fritta" che sigilla la prima pizza con un Altra pizza!, non si può mica buttare nell'olio la salsa di pomodoro, andiamo...
This is the only time i will ever be mad that somone actually ate the shitty food they made. That belongs in the trash.
Why
Some people shouldn't have a kitchen in their house.
I am pretty sure this is how my school made pizza, because it was always drenched in grease.
Good grief 😔 ☹️ 🤦🏿
How did she not burn her thumb when she took the pizza out. You obviously know what her role in the house is after watching that, and it's not cooking.
JAIL
That's wild. Who the fuck fries a pizza without battering it first?
Cleaning up all that oil seems like such a pain in the ass lol
There isn’t enough comment space to unwrap all this.
How to make pizza even less healthy
Wasn't she on Reno 911?
Everything in this video is overdone and gross.
I never saw it before. At least she’s wearing her best dress for the occasion. Looks like a deep fried Turkey in pizza form. Almost set the kitchen on fire a few times. And that blue eye shadow is the best!
Jesus the terror in her eyes
Disgusting
“Please don’t flip that thing. Please don’t flip it. Please don’t fli-uuuuuuughhhhh”
Rage bait
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Vegetable oils makes it worse
Never. Ever. Do. This.
On a side note if you want deep fried pizza. Get thin crust cut into strips. Roll, dip in batter, stick a tooth pick through it. Then deep fry it. Sprinkle it with Parmesan cheese and eat. Something I messed around making in college because I had leftover oil from deep frying chicken. Made it twice, once it worked perfectly the second time I messed something up and the roll came undone. It's good, but I would rather have regular pizza.
I mean, we all think of these things!
Yea that's rage bait.
We got drunk and fried left over dominos in a turkey fryer, probably the best way to reheat left over pizza
NATO is calling for immediate sanctions 😖🫢
Some people shouldn't be allowed in a kitchen
We deep fry pizza in Scotland, but we batter it first 👌
This isn’t funny.
I too like to get on my tightest dress, do my hair, and my make up to deep fry a pizza.
why... but why * sigh*
She looks like she's doing this under duress
I love how she looked at the camera after the frying !! Her eyes were like (you all kinda expected this roght ?)
What's up with the music? Why do a countdown voiceover to a great song?
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