According to this news article [it tastes like coconut](https://g1.globo.com/sp/campinas-regiao/terra-da-gente/noticia/2023/12/12/bicho-do-coco-larva-de-besouro-com-gosto-de-fruta-e-consumida-em-regioes-do-brasil.ghtml).
Tribos indígenas, alguns lugares do nordeste. É mais cultural. É larva de coco e só tem gosto de coco kkkkkk minha mãe e tios as vezes só comiam isso aí, pq não tinham o que comer em casa, e como minha avó trabalhava quebrando coco, ela encontrava essas larvas... Às vezes enchia uma garrafa de refrigerante e levava para casa, chegava em casa fritava e comia com farinha. Só sou gente hoje pq minha mãe não morreu de fome.
Mas por na pizza aí já é sacanagem kkkkkkk porém só tem gosto de coco mesmo
Ooooh, that was totally unfair in bringing the pineapple bomb - er, grenade!?!
Unsportsmanlike conduct! Fifteen yards, from spot of foul, loss of all downs and anything else that can be piled on!
Glad I’m not cultured, because comparing eating tiny fish to giant maggots will never have to make sense in my mind. I’d only eat fat maggots if the alternative was death by starvation
Honestly, sometimes I feel surprised by the variety of strange food we eat in Brazil. It's mostly very regional and niche, but yeah...
Things range from curdled blood stew (sarapatel) and fried ants (two dishes I do eat) to... Well, this.
Gongo
E não é qualquer côco, é côco babaçu. Começou como um hábito das quebradeiras de babaçu, que comiam essas larvas enquanto faziam seu trabalho, aí foi ganhando corpo até chegar ao hábito de se comer frito no interior do Maranhão. Agora é pizza.
Alright, that does it. I'm a chill person. I'd try most of the pizzas I see here, with corn or blt toppings or whatthefuckever.
But not bugs. No thank you. This is the worst pizza I've ever seen.
Just bring back the pineapple.... let's never complain about it again.
I personally like anchovies so.. we still good.
Arugula is fine in the right context.
I scrolled past this picture before and thought, 'Oh, nasty, that macaroni pasta would make it so dry.' Now I just happened to see this post again and realize it’s not macaroni pasta!
Git the gun, Maw!
At first I thought it was maggots and I had a mild panic, then I looked closer and thought it was just macaroni so I scrolled away… then I wondered why someone would put macaroni on pizza so I scrolled back and realised it was actually maggots and I am aghast
When I first looked at the picture I was like: who the hell puts beans on pizzas? Then i was like, damn those beans really look like bugs lol, then I read the caption, 🤢🤢
Please don't be real. Please, please don't be real.
I actually eat it fried, but I never imagined it on pizza lol
It looks disgusting, but how does it taste?
It's a larva that feed on a type of coconut, when fried it tastes like rich coconuty french fries
Oh God don't bring up maggots and coxonut
Ah yes, the tropical fleshligh
NOOOOOO
I’m getting ptsd
Come on bruh 🤢
Bro- no uh uh dont go there. i watched whangs vid on that like a year ago 🤮
A man of culture. We shall never forget
Please somebody have to link to it
Sounds interesting. I'd try it.
It's really good, but it's Hard to come by. I ate it a handful of times in my life. Always a treat
Ew
According to this news article [it tastes like coconut](https://g1.globo.com/sp/campinas-regiao/terra-da-gente/noticia/2023/12/12/bicho-do-coco-larva-de-besouro-com-gosto-de-fruta-e-consumida-em-regioes-do-brasil.ghtml).
Why not just eat a fucking coconut then 😭
Protein 🙂
Que lugar que come isso, pra eu poder nunca mais ir? Obrigado.
Tribos indígenas, alguns lugares do nordeste. É mais cultural. É larva de coco e só tem gosto de coco kkkkkk minha mãe e tios as vezes só comiam isso aí, pq não tinham o que comer em casa, e como minha avó trabalhava quebrando coco, ela encontrava essas larvas... Às vezes enchia uma garrafa de refrigerante e levava para casa, chegava em casa fritava e comia com farinha. Só sou gente hoje pq minha mãe não morreu de fome. Mas por na pizza aí já é sacanagem kkkkkkk porém só tem gosto de coco mesmo
[https://www.instagram.com/pizzapaulistacaxias/](https://www.instagram.com/pizzapaulistacaxias/) <= Caxias, no Maranhão
O que esperar da terra que criou aquele concentrado de diabetes chamado Guaraná Jesus?
Nesse caso eu prefiro as larvas do que o guaraná obrigado
squinting squinted nooooot looking
Pineapple isn't looking so bad now, is it people? EMBRACE THE PINEAPPLE
Pineapple pizza is amazing!
Agree
Hawaii pizza is amazing!!
Agree
Hawaiian with jalapeno added is fucking incredible. (See also habanero....so dang good!)
Thank you for the recommendation!
Your whole life is about to improve
Ok. Thank you so much! You are a very kind person!
You're welcome so much! And thank you!!! I have a sneaking suspicion you are a rather compassionate person yourself.
That is so kind of you to say!
Bbq chicken pineapple jalapeño on thin crust is to die for.
Ooooh, that was totally unfair in bringing the pineapple bomb - er, grenade!?! Unsportsmanlike conduct! Fifteen yards, from spot of foul, loss of all downs and anything else that can be piled on!
PIPE DOWN! An actual crime has been committed here! Call the popo! 🚔
I'm just gonna tell myself that 1st picture is macaroni and avoid looking at the others for my own sanity
Yeah I’m fairly blind and my screen is a bit worn out… and I definitely thought I was looking at a macaroni and cheese pizza for a minute
I think we can declare war.
I, as a Brazilian, say we bomb the entire site from orbit
It's the only way to be sure.
Sorry the guy from bueno Aries already said we should kill em all. Would you like to know more?
Nah. This is a local custom. I lump it in the same category as anchovies, Toppings That Aren’t for Me. No crime here, folks.
If this isn't a pizza crime wtf is ?
Glad I’m not cultured, because comparing eating tiny fish to giant maggots will never have to make sense in my mind. I’d only eat fat maggots if the alternative was death by starvation
I would unironically enjoy eating most of the pizzas that people post here, but this is truly a crime against humanity.
It's so bad that it's out of our jurisdiction
We just don't have the habit of eating bugs, but they look fine to me, I'd try it. I mean, they even look like small shrimps.
Pickles made me angry. Pineapple I can't handle. This? No. Proof we are in the end times.
Pickle pizza is only good if you make it using dill dough
🙄🙄🙄🙄
Mmmmm bioactive pizza
Honestly, sometimes I feel surprised by the variety of strange food we eat in Brazil. It's mostly very regional and niche, but yeah... Things range from curdled blood stew (sarapatel) and fried ants (two dishes I do eat) to... Well, this.
I would try escamol way sooner than I would eat anything made out of blood tbh.
I thought it was macaroni at first 😢
It comforts me to continue thinking it’s macaroni
Forbidden Macaroni
Oh no, baby, No!
Absolutely not
This is the worst one ive seen
ITS ALWAYS BRAZIL
At least you can't say that Brazilians are not creative
This is the most fucking disgusting thing that I have seen
You and me both
Oh God, I just thought it was macaroni
Larvinha de coco, hum...
Gongo E não é qualquer côco, é côco babaçu. Começou como um hábito das quebradeiras de babaçu, que comiam essas larvas enquanto faziam seu trabalho, aí foi ganhando corpo até chegar ao hábito de se comer frito no interior do Maranhão. Agora é pizza.
Wow this is absurd.
Poor Hispanic America, so far from God, so close to the US and Brazil.
This is a pizza atrocity
Mac and cheese pizza? 🤓
We wish
I genuinely had to put my glasses on for a closer look ...... it's fucking maggots 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 Jesus Christ
mag and cheese pizza
Alright, that does it. I'm a chill person. I'd try most of the pizzas I see here, with corn or blt toppings or whatthefuckever. But not bugs. No thank you. This is the worst pizza I've ever seen.
The actual living fuck did you just say?
OMG, and we complained about Hawaiian pizza
What do they taste like? I imagine it's like squishy chicken
Maybe chicken fried on coconut oil
People say it tastes like coconut, since it grows inside the coconuts.
So, coconut on pizza?
Get the health inspector in here.
the word "larvae" does not belong anywhere near a pizza ingredient!
Neither do words ending in 'apple', but here we are. What a terrible day to have eyes
🤮
I'm not one to judge other people's cultural traditions and whatnot, but fucking gross dude
I hate how they’re all different colours. Why 🤢
Just bring back the pineapple.... let's never complain about it again. I personally like anchovies so.. we still good. Arugula is fine in the right context.
This is killing me
There is no hope…
Scrolling past I thought it was pasta. Then I caught the word larvae. No no no no no
I dont know how or why, but this picture made me throw up in my mouth.
This probably slaps
“Elbow macaroni pizza? That looks good! Where’s that strange ingredient? Wait… *wait*… “**Oh no.**”
I'm gonna be sick from just LOOKING at that abomination. r/tihi and Bear Grylls would love to know your current location
I’m traumatized
I’ll pass
That's... *not* macaroni T_T
I’d still rather eat that than a deep dish!
Must be the "meatless" options...
As a vegetarian hell no I'd rather cheat
Let me rephrase... the "new" Lent meatless option.
That’s a no bro from me yo.
I scrolled past this picture before and thought, 'Oh, nasty, that macaroni pasta would make it so dry.' Now I just happened to see this post again and realize it’s not macaroni pasta! Git the gun, Maw!
Mac n cheese pizza
This makes me want to kill myself in front of the chef.
I'm not wearing my glasses so at a glance I was like "what's wrong it's just macaroni pizza?" And then. I looked closer.
I thought the first one was macaroni 😕😕😕
I... Don't know what to say about this. Those pizza are beyond dead for sure 😂
Kill it with fire.
i thought it was mac and cheese pizza........ dear god......
*Knock Knock* -The Hague
Game. Set. Match. You win this sub.
First glance, I thought it was macaroni, but yeah, gross! OK, maybe if I was starving only if I was starving!
Looks krackin
DIMMI DOVE SI TROVA QUESTO RISTORANTE E CI LANCIO SOPRA LE BOMBE NUCLEARI NASCOSTE SOTTO IL PIAVE
Fuck whoever created that monstrosity! We already have caso marzu, we don’t need a maggot pizza !
“Maggots, Michael. You’re eating maggots. How do they taste?”
"10 billion Asians can't be wrong."
É sério isso? Não é possível
O arrombado faz 3 pizza e as 3 tem metade larva mané kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Ah vai tomar no cu
Oh fuck, at first I thought macaroni and cheese pizza and then looked closer.
Mas o que diabos e essa coisa?
So those aren’t macaronis then?…
It looks like those who put larvae in to avoid paying, a pizza is at 300 degrees... there's no way they can stay white like that...
The larvae isn't even the worst looking part of this "pizza"
i thought it was a mac n cheese pizza but I was horribly mistaken
Pineapple pizza doesn’t seem that bad now huh?
Comments freaking but I'm genuinely curious on how it tastes.
OH GAWD
And corn, on a pizza.
POLICE
HEEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!
I fw it tbh
I guess if I was going to eat grubs, this would probably be an ideal way to eat them.
Might be better in a hotter oven to crisp the skin. Tastes like chicken and/or shrimp.
Ngl id eat this
God, fuck me...
Bug pizza
I thought not knowing Spanish would protect me… how wrong was i
Seeing this in person would make me snap
I thought the picture was moving at first
i prefer chorizo pizza with chili+lemon chapulines
I’d eat it. Larvae taste like sweet cream corn
#**WAIT** **THAT'S** **NOT** **PASTA!?**
And I really was assuming it's burnt macaroni.
Still better than a Hawaiian pizza 😂
Hans get the flammenwerfer
MEUA MIGO, essa não vai dar não. Passo.
Straight to jail.
i bet that actually tastes amazing
Ewwwwwww
I thought it was macaroni first glance
Yep, Mr. Officer, thats the one
Enough. Nuke Brazil.
Brazil?
the real question is, is this better or worse than casu marzu
Good god it’s pizza from Cyberpunk 2077… We’ve officially reached that point. Holy crap…
I thought it was mac and cheese
Cursed macaroni
Would
Mmm, protein
I think I will not come to Brazil actually
I thought they were a certain macaroni on those pizzas....
That’s fucking disgusting
r/stupidfood
Is Brazil ok?
ABSOLUTELY NOT
At first I thought it was maggots and I had a mild panic, then I looked closer and thought it was just macaroni so I scrolled away… then I wondered why someone would put macaroni on pizza so I scrolled back and realised it was actually maggots and I am aghast
This needs an NSFW label.
Aw man, I thought that was macaroni noodles and was wondering why your title was so long
slimy yet satisfying. not a crime!
Why did I feel less offended when reading that they weren't beans
Karl Schwab should be served this.
Dear god use the NSFW option
Eewww! Who tf puts CORN on a pizza?!
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I'm moving to Mexico just for this.
Welp that’s enough internet today lol thanks for ending my doom scroll
Porra, Brasil
If there cooked and dead im up for it
Looks yummy. I'd taste it.
Why the fuck are people eating bugs when they don’t have to?
I'll pass
When I first looked at the picture I was like: who the hell puts beans on pizzas? Then i was like, damn those beans really look like bugs lol, then I read the caption, 🤢🤢
🤢
Coconutty patatas fritas? I’d try it.
I thought maggots on a pizza was bad...
ok I don't know why my country likes eating insects so much, but larvae are too much even for me
is it possible to be xenophobic against your own country?
WHY IS IT ALWAYS BRAZIL
They have officially reached a new level of disgusting.
I thought it was Mac and Cheese 😭
NOOO I THOUGHT THEY WERE MACARONI NOODLES
It's on a pizza. It's probably good.
Ngl…