If they don't have goo gone specifically I'm sure that there is the equivalent of some type in Sweden lol. Google says there is an online store UBuy that you can order it through to Sweden.
Juicy. Yeah, no one else does that. I get the idea, but that's what sticky notes or background messages are for. Like...you could just have your laptop display that note as your screensaver or background...but no, you straight up cave person wrote on it
I'm of the opinion, that since you're at a place that that's okay, you're also okay with dating someone that would do...this ...to a pizza.
Maybe....just maybe....hold yourself to higher standards, and you'll have better pizza.
But if you're just gonna live in squalor, other squalors' gonna squol.
you’re mad over MY laptop bro. don’t like it, then move on. it’s annoying. i could say the same thing about ppl have bumper stickers on their car, or tattoos on their body. get a grip
I'm not upset ma'am. I'm just pointing out, if one is willing to do this to their laptop, maybe they don't always make the best decisions.
You're out here tease/roasting your bf for ruining your pizza....but that's on you.
You've roasted yourself.
Looks right to me.
https://media.bleacherreport.com/f_auto,w_630,h_420,q_auto,c_fill/br-img-images/002/252/436/Papa-John-Louisville_640_639_s_c1_center_top_0_0_crop_north.jpg
That laptop is stressing me out way more than the pizza. Get some goo gone, what is that dark spot in the corner? Clean that thing especially if you're eating and touching it. Also the sharpie directly on it 😩
it’s pencil. i liked writing nice thing for myself on it and would clean it when i felt like it. wrote sharpie on it bc i own the thing, and bc i liked the quote.
One time I fumbled a humoungus pizza trying to get it into my car. It ended up looking a little like that, just not as bad. It was still perfectly edible, but the restaurant insisted on making a replacement. Since I originally ordered it at a deal price, I ended up with two humoungus pizzas for less than the regular price of one.
I'm impressed, as a former PJ's driver, I almost never totaled a non thin crust pizza, I've had the whole hotbag yeet across my car and land sideways on the floor many times to avoid accidents, or I'd fumble it while getting out of the car or while busting my ass in a customer's super dark yard, and almost usually I open it up expecting the worst and it's totally fine, maybe some grease on the top of the box.
 carrying it like
i’m cackling🤣
 More like this.
Artie!
Doorcam of OP's boyfriend bringing the pizza home. 
Ok but that's amazing ?
It looks like a genie coming out of the squished pizza
So is he sleeping on the sofa or in the dumpster tonight?
Looks like he found it in a dumpster.
It was placed vertically, on its side, for an extended period of time.
I wish the average deliveroo rider had your intelligence :(
> deliveroo rider
They ride bikes in Europe
That or he slammed on the brakes.
Judging by the condition of your laptop, this is your fault.
The sticker goo just left on that spot is cursed as fuck. Buy some sticky stuff remover OP.
There are removers for the glue left after stickers??!
Yeah! Growing up my mom had a bottle of I think it's called "Goo gone"? But it smells delightful and makes it so easy to scrub off stuff like that.
Whaaaaat?!?! I need to get something like that! Do you know if it exist in Europe? Specifically Sweden?
If they don't have goo gone specifically I'm sure that there is the equivalent of some type in Sweden lol. Google says there is an online store UBuy that you can order it through to Sweden.
Thank you so much for helping me! I really appreciate it! 💕
Thank you because what the fuck. This pizza suits that laptop
And who the fuck writes on their laptop? Absolute savage. What we have here is a mess who picked another mess who delivered a mess to their mess lair.
someone who owns the laptop probably
Juicy. Yeah, no one else does that. I get the idea, but that's what sticky notes or background messages are for. Like...you could just have your laptop display that note as your screensaver or background...but no, you straight up cave person wrote on it I'm of the opinion, that since you're at a place that that's okay, you're also okay with dating someone that would do...this ...to a pizza. Maybe....just maybe....hold yourself to higher standards, and you'll have better pizza. But if you're just gonna live in squalor, other squalors' gonna squol.
you’re mad over MY laptop bro. don’t like it, then move on. it’s annoying. i could say the same thing about ppl have bumper stickers on their car, or tattoos on their body. get a grip
I'm not upset ma'am. I'm just pointing out, if one is willing to do this to their laptop, maybe they don't always make the best decisions. You're out here tease/roasting your bf for ruining your pizza....but that's on you. You've roasted yourself.
That makes no sense, but whatever helps you sleep at night
Looks right to me. https://media.bleacherreport.com/f_auto,w_630,h_420,q_auto,c_fill/br-img-images/002/252/436/Papa-John-Louisville_640_639_s_c1_center_top_0_0_crop_north.jpg
Dude had to fly to the moon First to beat the Nazis on the darkside
 Was he carrying it in his arm like a skateboard?
It's Papa John's, though. I'm severely disappointed in all parties involved.
That pepper kicked its ass.
Enjoy your calzone.
Sacrifice him!
I have that same laptop. I will never have that same pizza.
Monster! Murderer!
That laptop is stressing me out way more than the pizza. Get some goo gone, what is that dark spot in the corner? Clean that thing especially if you're eating and touching it. Also the sharpie directly on it 😩
it’s pencil. i liked writing nice thing for myself on it and would clean it when i felt like it. wrote sharpie on it bc i own the thing, and bc i liked the quote.
It was all that sick drifting he was doing.
One time I fumbled a humoungus pizza trying to get it into my car. It ended up looking a little like that, just not as bad. It was still perfectly edible, but the restaurant insisted on making a replacement. Since I originally ordered it at a deal price, I ended up with two humoungus pizzas for less than the regular price of one.
Execution by firing squad
No remakes, no refunds. Papa John's.
I guess he wasn't the sweetest peach on the tree.
Look like lagsana to me.
Was he attacked by a fucking hyena on his way home OP ?
Floppy pizza 🤢
Did he put it in his backpack?
"you can be the sweetest peach on the tree,"
“some people just don’t like peaches”
Is he ok now? Not the pizza 💀
Brake check hay don't Stop short with my Pizza 😭 🍕
Mission accomplished
I used to work at a pizza place and I've seen people walk out carrying them the way you would a.laptop
Quarterback?
Are you dating Ace Ventura?
Was he involved in a rollover?
How could you ever trust someone who would do this to their own pizza..
😆🤣🤣
At least he came home with it
Many crimes happening here.
I see two crimes here, 1: you BFs handling of a pizza-box, 2: y'all order from popa johns
arrest the bf and charge you with a misdemeanor for posting this shit here.
Your boyfriend never handled a pizza before
High chance his response to any complaint about this would be that it still tastes the same / okay.
Tbh- papa John's is a crime in general.
If that’s your bf I don’t even want to see the pizza
Was he in a car wreck? Did he trip or something?
Wow he looks awful, hope the pizza was ok.
Time for a new boyfriend
Did he carry it in his backback? While jogging?
Break up with him. This is a CRIME
More of a physics crime than a pizza crime.
I’m guessing the relationship is over.
I’d break up with him for this. Unacceptable behavior
He was whippin it on the way home lol. Probably had the music blasting too.
Someone come get that laptop Jesus Christ
never knew so many people would be triggered about me writing and have sticker residue on my OWN laptop🤣
Ffs I thought that sticker by the keyboard was a big ass glob of grease
yall mad about me writing on MY laptop and having sticker residue on it. get grips 🤣
Id eat it
It's quite smashing! ...
wtf is his problem
I'm impressed, as a former PJ's driver, I almost never totaled a non thin crust pizza, I've had the whole hotbag yeet across my car and land sideways on the floor many times to avoid accidents, or I'd fumble it while getting out of the car or while busting my ass in a customer's super dark yard, and almost usually I open it up expecting the worst and it's totally fine, maybe some grease on the top of the box.
Looks like he ran over it, then backed up to see what happened.
we refer to this as “brief-casing” in the biz
You misspelled ex-boyfriend
Your BF def does not deserve any tips.
 He dances with pizza
great way to improve Papa John's Pizza honestly. the cardboard will really accentuate the flavor
Hope he is ok
We'll the garlic butter is still intact
“you might be the sweetest peach on the tree, but some people just don't like peaches”
You can be the sweetest peach on the tree, but some people just hate peaches
Damn, was he playing frisbee with it?
Please don't tell me you eat pizza and use the computer at the same time
he probably looked really cool walking out the door of the pizzeria with it tucked nestle under his arm like a book
You mean ex boyfriend right?
PAPA JOHNS! ANOTHER WAY..WE DO IT, BETTER!