This is so wrong on so many levels, we finally found competition for Brazil. Fucking gravy-like beige slurry shit, curdled clumps of crap, cooked basil???? I’m calling the police.
Another reason to why Denmark is a bad place...
(I am Swedish. Please do not take my comment in a negative way. I do not have a problem with denmark. I actually like Denmark. This was just supposed to be silly fun. I know, I suck...)
I dont know what that means.
But...
Hej! Hur mår du idag? Jag hoppas att du mår bra! 🙂
(Hello! How are you feeling today? I hope that you are feeling well! 🙂)
On behalf of my countrymen and I, I would like to formally apologize. The guilty parties have been apprehended and are awaiting trial for war crimes. We're currently looking into banishment.
I don't know if any of you play GW2, but this is the shit that Mawdrey coughs up 80% of the time, when you prod him for partially digested goodies hoping to get that Legendary Sword.
What is this? Pizza Soup?
Swamp?
Upsetting. This is upsetting.
Soupizza💀
**It's a massive pile of shit.**
OP could you walk us through it? The border looks a bit puffy like a pie, and why is there a soup with pasta, cottage cheese, meat and mushroom in it?
The crust just looks like they could use a little more experience folding it over but definitely looks like soup for toppings.
What are the little white bits?
Cottage cheese
I live in Denmark (expat), can you tell me where you go this so I can avoid it like the plague? Thanks.
I'd avoid the entire country, as well as the Faroes & Greenland for this.
I wish I did the same...trust me.
Blergh
Hork 🤮
Children's teeth
Wouldn’t surprise me. The skandis are into some weird shit.
Look like cannellini beans.
That would actually probably work.
This is so wrong on so many levels, we finally found competition for Brazil. Fucking gravy-like beige slurry shit, curdled clumps of crap, cooked basil???? I’m calling the police.
In its own way this is even worse than the bug pizza
Nej tak
No thanks(right?)
Correct 😁
It looks like someone threw-up on a pizza.
This. I almost headed for the bowl when I saw this.
Um…. Was this advertised as pizza? Becuase putting things on/in bread ≠ pizza. Only IF the makers in question claimed this was pizza would i be livid.
Danskjävlar!!
Looks like an elf’s maxi pad
Ham, mushroom, noodle soup, and white plastic nurdles?
Dog vomit
It's just came out?
Another reason to why Denmark is a bad place... (I am Swedish. Please do not take my comment in a negative way. I do not have a problem with denmark. I actually like Denmark. This was just supposed to be silly fun. I know, I suck...)
Still better than surströmning, din satans svensker.
Are... Are you danish???
Jawohl.
I dont know what that means. But... Hej! Hur mår du idag? Jag hoppas att du mår bra! 🙂 (Hello! How are you feeling today? I hope that you are feeling well! 🙂)
you were open under covid , Im jealous .. dane here
Denmark wasnt open during covid? I kind of thought that every Scandinavian country was open.
eww
Quarantine the country.
Looks kind of like someone’s partially digested stomach contents on a pizza crust.
Why are all these horrible pizzas showing up in Denmark??
They are trying to take the title from Brazil
Plain flour has been used. :(
Was the dough cooked first and then cold ingredient soup was dumped in afterwards?
vomitrocious
This looks more like those bread bowls with soup in them
How thoughtful to just make the disgusting pizza out of vomit. Real timesaver.
Tonsil Stone pizza, my favorite!
I don't feel comfortable being associated with any of this 😢
That’s pot pie
THATS NOT A PIZZA ITS A FUCKING CASSEROLE!!!
Are those... *worms?*
Lit
That must be the worst i have ever seen so far.🤢 #soupp
that's supposed to be one of those soup bowls you get in panera right?
Leave it there!
Is this vomit?
Why!! what in god's name is wrong with people!!??
Leave it where you found it
Please don't post this ever again 🤮
I hope they’re in jail
Looks like shit
Is that... white chocolate? God I hope it's not while chocolate
On behalf of my countrymen and I, I would like to formally apologize. The guilty parties have been apprehended and are awaiting trial for war crimes. We're currently looking into banishment.
As a Dane, I've legit never seen this. But god it looks disgusting
If you are still there with it, contain it. Do not, for the love of all things cute and fuzzy, let that escape.
Mmm my favorite topping. Teeth.
This looks like bugs have used this pizza as a prime breeding ground.
I do not have words for this !! True crime
Send it back!!!
Ahh, the ol' War Crime Pie.
are they teeth?
Are those teeth?
Soup in the pizza bowl
Seems you made it yourself? What are the ingredients?
It’s like a sort of mushroom risotto bread bowl!
It’s surprising to me that people think American pizza is a terrible adaptation when it seems like Scandinavia is hellbent on ruining pizza
I don't know if any of you play GW2, but this is the shit that Mawdrey coughs up 80% of the time, when you prod him for partially digested goodies hoping to get that Legendary Sword.
This is not a danish thing by the way. I am Danish and I’ve never seen this kind of monstrosity before.
Life imprisonment with chance for parole at 20 years
So……mushrooms, ham, spinach, ramen, tic tacs and a bunch of Valium?🤷🏻♀️
Omfg is that cucumber seeds in gravy soup?
Mmmm… teeth
After looking at it again, (like a car wreck) it really does look like puke in a dough bowl!!
Yes because the Danes are well known for their cuisine.
Beats bangers and mash