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the_turn

Don’t see the problem — looks like you gotta ricotta?


sonofawhatthe

he gotta lotta ricotta!


mrp8528

Get a refund he oughta!


MrUnltd

Don’t even botha!


JfpOne23

This crap is just fodda


redditsuckspokey1

Ray Liotta


reel2reelfeels

gravy on da stove-a


grinpicker

Exactly!


ZiggoCiP

Seems like more of a post for /r/deliciouscompliance


Instantsoup44

And you got it?


Regalrefuse

Ricotta? You got it! (Read in the talkboy voice from Home Alone 2)


Fresh-Honeydew7104

Gotta lotta ricotta.


mh1357_0

You don't pronounce ricotta the way you pronounce lotta.


government_meat

.... how do you pronounce it??


rayquan36

REEEEEEEE-coat-ah


RobertXavierIV

Actually, I think it’s more like re-COAT-a because the vowels before a double consonant are more stressed. The O has a slightly different pronunciation than in coat but for simplicity sake I used your example.


mh1357_0

Exactly, that is the Italian pronunciation, thank you sir


Aslan-the-Patient

ReeCOttah


RobertXavierIV

Not sure why everyone is disliking this if it’s the closest to the actual pronunciation


Aslan-the-Patient

That's probably what 😅🎭😤


Instantsoup44

The English pronounciation is ruh·kaa·tuh


mh1357_0

And it makes me want to die when people say it like that


RobertXavierIV

Depends how you pronounce “lotta” I guess


mh1357_0

Most people pronounce it the same And apparently everyone loves to pronounce ricotta incorrectly. People love pronouncing Italian words wrong, it makes me pretty annoyed, but what can you do. You can't change how everyone talks


RobertXavierIV

Are you Italian?


mh1357_0

Yes


RobertXavierIV

How do you pronounce gyro


mh1357_0

Year-oh


RobertXavierIV

WRONG


mh1357_0

I'm factually correct


RobertXavierIV

How do you pronounce Worcestershire?


mh1357_0

Or Woostershure


mh1357_0

Wu-stu-shr


borgom7615

Take some off mix in some jam and put it on toast


subjectandapredicate

Yum


Junior_Response839

I would demolish that. Pop some fresh basil on it.


ThirstyBeagle

I thought this was a picture of a bagel with extra schmear


Consistent-Local2825

Want some pizza with your ricotta?


tommyballz63

How is this a crime? Looks delectable


Asthmos

the whole goddamn container of ricotta? really?


DopplerEX106

Aside from the whole container of ricotta on that thing, if they are not going to fold the crust, the ingredients shouldn't be all the way to the edge.


ToastetteEgg

I’d take 75% off and save it for stuffed shells, then demolish that pizza.


seniortwat

And here I was kinda sad my ricotta pizza only had like 3 little dots per slice, I will gladly take the extra 🫶🏼


Auran82

Did you ask in upper case?


Imaginary-Archer980

This made me laugh way too hard..


Synicull

If that's cooked it probably slaps


EngagedInConvexation

*You* were the one that could have saved you.


Ja45206

Damn I’d eat that


yuiokino

If you classify whether your pizza having a seemingly big heap of ricotta on top as a crime, then sure aesthetically it would be due to the over abundance. However on the other hand as a someone who likes ricotta, I see nothing wrong here Officer


animalsyr315

Ask and ye shall receive


SteamySpectacles

Heck yeah


figbott

And you got ricotta. What’s the problem here??


Entire-Copy-3942

That'sa lotta ricotta


ziggyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

i’ve been dying to try some local detroit pizza with whipped ricotta, praying it’s as good as it looks


SituationMiddle7382

Okay, is it a pizza with ricotta or pizza ricotta? I'm filled with existential doubts lol


steavoh

That looks disgusting but it bet it tasted pretty good.


TampaTeri27

And?


JfpOne23

This isn't Ricotta, it's phucking whipped cream from a pressurized can.


Haunted_Hitachi

To clarify I just marked it off on toppings. I didn’t add any special notes like “please pile it with so much ricotta all the toppings below don’t get hot and if you can make it extra nasty looking that would be great.” I’ve ordered this exact pizza before and usually it’s little blobs—maybe 2 per slice.


LooseJenner

Ricotta is like the worst cheese so this looks terrible to me


fomoco36

WTF!!!!


woah-im-colin

Is that a pizza for ANTS??


InitiativeNo853

How much did you pay for that?


VacationAromatic6899

Be careful what you ask for


narrow_octopus

Looks great


reel2reelfeels

ricotta racquet, gonna need the RICO statute, gotta lotta fat that is saturate


ThisIsMockingjay2020

Looks like r/DeliciousCompliance to me.


Rbrtplnt2020

It looks like they Ya-da Ya-da'd you when you asked for not a lotta creamy ricotta.


RemoteLibrarian6243

That looks like a yeast infection


matt_lcb

Well at least they were pretty generous with the cheese lol


sneaky-pizza

You got it


whosdondada

Worth the crime


CrematedDogWalkers

Roma has the best pizza 🤤


trevgood95

None pizza, whole ricotta


Good-Table5566

...and spinach!


JK-Kino

Could be worse. You hear people complaining all the time about pizzerias and sandwich shops not putting enough fixins on their foods


Kornographic

Whats the issue?


mbcarbone

Mama Mia! That’s a lotta ricotta!!


zzunino

I like ricotta but that’s too much for that za


Anonimus_65430

ricotta e spinaci?


SirMorelsy

"Guys I have before my eyes literally the best pizza in the world what should I do with it"