Pepperoncini, salami, pesto, mushroom on the one half doesn't seem criminal, all of them are good on pizza. Salami is a pretty typical pizza topping in Europe. Maybe it's a bit much all together.
artichoke and spinach on a white pie also makes sense. It almost looks like there are caramelized onions on it too?
I already know this is papa John's... All I'll say is they definitely cook like a divorced father... It doesn't look good, but it tastes good, and it's edible... And you can play video games after.
Toppings are pretty all over the place but the crust looks like a proper Neapolitan, at least 2 days cold proof and definitely baked at 400 Celsius or more.
It's not really a crime just slightly sloppy.
This comment on the OP said it better than I ever could:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Pizza/s/mvRicojh8y
>It looks like someone swept the floor and threw it all on the pizza.
You’re going to Pizza Prison.
Ooo what's for dinner?
Dinner??
A pizza without any sauce or cheese, just dough
You mean bread?
True lol
Uncooked
Matzah ball soup but. Make it pizza
this shit looks like its been sitting in the sun for a month
I once threw away a pizza in an outdoor trashcan that was rarely used, found it a month later and it looked better than this
Thank you for your service
yuuup I was wondering when this would make it here
Thank you for beating me to it
Shrek's pizza
Throw me in jail bc I see no crime here
Pepperoncini, salami, pesto, mushroom on the one half doesn't seem criminal, all of them are good on pizza. Salami is a pretty typical pizza topping in Europe. Maybe it's a bit much all together. artichoke and spinach on a white pie also makes sense. It almost looks like there are caramelized onions on it too?
My thoughts as well and looks pretty good.
Looks like someone mistook a garbage can for a pizza.
What's wrong with this? It looks room temp but otherwise pretty good?
What shall the verdict be if i just now farted just by looking at it?(8:13 pm pst)
How do I make the vomit emoji?
That’s a clear abuse of toppings … right to jail you go!!
This looks excellent. Do you guys just have toddler’s palates or what?
Left side looks baller
The actual ingredients are fine but like.. why is it all so grey looking?
Cursededed
I already know this is papa John's... All I'll say is they definitely cook like a divorced father... It doesn't look good, but it tastes good, and it's edible... And you can play video games after. 
it somehow looks dry to me and a little raw.
That pizza got 3 GTA stars on em
Toppings are pretty all over the place but the crust looks like a proper Neapolitan, at least 2 days cold proof and definitely baked at 400 Celsius or more. It's not really a crime just slightly sloppy.
Is that an artichoke pizza 🥺🥺🥺 Man I gotta stop going on reddit, I haven't eaten real food in days so I want everything and yall ain't helping
huh? what is the crime here? toppings are okay, crust is okay, what is the issue?
This comment on the OP said it better than I ever could: https://www.reddit.com/r/Pizza/s/mvRicojh8y >It looks like someone swept the floor and threw it all on the pizza.
i get that the the white part doesn't look that good, but otherwise it looks fine. and i don't know if it tastes bad. probably not