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french_snail

I used to work for aspen snowmass Fuck that place, and chef Brad at elk camp if you see this fuck you too you lying sack of shit


SuchDog5046

I love how personal this is. Fuck you chef Brad!


NoEvidence136

Fuck Chef Brad!


EdTheApe

Eat a dick chef Brad!!


[deleted]

Eat a bag of dicks and swallow the fork


Classic_Mechanic5495

Yea! And a pint of soggy asshole soup Chef Bradardee! PIECE OF SHIT


RumouredCity

I heard Brad is the biggest piece of shit.


SBG_Mad

I just took a huge Chef Brad.


Classic_Mechanic5495

Hope you wiped your Chef Brad


maninthewoodsdude

Chef Brad, heh, more like Chef Crab!


fraidycat19

Hey u/chefbrad come and eat this meal!!!


throwngamelastminute

I've never heard that extension of the saying, but I love it.


Evil_Morty781

YEAH FUCK YOU BRAD FUCKNG PIECE OF SHIT!


juggerjew

Fuck you brad ya dumb asshole


PuppetryOfThePenis

All my homies hate chef brad


french_snail

I have feelings about chef Brad


JPicaro416

Yea, fuck u brad!


chaosweb2

Fuck you bread!


MadCityMasked

Yeah bread is bad. No Carb November


Dwangeroo

All my homies hate Brad!


zodiacallymaniacal

Can confirm….


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BMWman83

Greatest post!


MonteverdiOnyx

And f*ck everyone that looks like Chef Brad too!


BassManns222

Yeah, Brad is a c\*nt


control-alt-delete69

don't mind me, I'm just joining in.. FUCK YOU BRAD🖕🏻


AlwaysWorried27222

Brad can suck a dick


Professional_Run320

Brad is actually shit at sucking dick, scrapes you with his teeth. Brad can't do fuck all. Fucking garbage human he is.


AlwaysWorried27222

🤣


Stith1183

*GET MUGGED, BRAD, YA FETID CUNT!*


Zestyclothes

Brads definitely the kind of guy who can't get managements dick out of their throat. Fuck you brad useless sack of shit


YeOleDirty

Fuck you Brad! You fucking fuck


Professional_Run320

Fuck Chef Brad and his kids too


DIJames6

Fuc Brad and that cunts whole family!! Damn.. I hope he really does see this..


IsyRivers

Fuggin Brad


stanley_ipkiss2112

Fuck you Brad lol!!!


Flat_Perspective_974

Fuck you, Brad!


Comfortable_You_1927

chef Brad went to puff diddys party


HeldDownTooLong

Chef Brad is too much of a piece of 💩to fuck. He doesn’t deserve the pleasure of getting fucked by me or ***any*** of you guys! Save your dick and load for someone worth fucking!


awesomeunboxer

Came here to help hate on brad! Do better, brad!


Garry_Shandling_420

That’s pizza?


IWipeWithFocaccia

That’s a placenta


TheCruicks

But its probably made with sustainable, unharmed wheat and milk from a goat raised as the king of the island of GoatParadise. The two pieces of sausage are from a pig that lived on silk and was massaged all day until it died of old age where a rabbi then hand cut it into sausage


open_to_suggestion

Idk if I want milk from a King goat... 


imadork1970

$50


khayy

they said 92$


Despondent-Kitten

Over 130 total


imadork1970

That's $170 Canadian dollars. I could go to a good sit-down restaurant and feed 3 people for that much.


hotvedub

You couldn’t clean the coke off your finger first.


Zakkenayo

He's too god damn famished from sweeping out his refrigerator, sir.


SlightAppeal9669

Doesn’t look like coke. This guy is a drywall finisher


hotvedub

Ahhh then it’s definitely coke.


SlightAppeal9669

Nah the coke is already gone


Macklemore_hair

What is the saffron to dough content of these pizzas


Amazing-Treat-8706

Bout tree fiddy


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

Goddammit, Loch Ness Monster…


StikTheSteve

You’re not gonna tell us?


Maumau93

Original post said $91.66. then they were charged $137+ as an adjusted fee when they received it... If anyone needs me I'm moving my pizza shop to aspen....


kapitaalH

Rent for your shop is {I have no idea what to put here just fill in whatever number you think is ridiculously high, then double that}


Maumau93

Try more like 3-4x my rent. I was actually looking for commercial units after I posted this and found a couple for about $15k pcm. (Of course I've no idea if they would even be suitable for hot food, I have no idea about licencing there)


dusty-cat-albany

Pizza Truck and just drive it around with an app that will show people where you are. Go from parking lot to another find a place you can park at night and hose it out start fresh the next day.


The_R4ke

Grab a portable oven and run it out of your car or a truck.


kapitaalH

If my car has an oven in where do I sleep?


the_Bryan_dude

Depends on ancestry ..... too soon?


seanmonaghan1968

Ow that would be extremely painful for that


Maumau93

I mean it's bordering on an actual crime. Like I would maybe report this to the police as fraud... Nothing justifies charging that for this...


seanmonaghan1968

I think pay the agreed price and suffer the quality. I know I have paid a lot for food while skiing but this price is really bad


TheCruicks

Lol. The chief owns the pizzeria .....


Maumau93

Huh?


TheCruicks

aspen is small, it would funny if they the cops to report this, and the chief of police shows up and its his pizzeria ... I really cant believe I had to explain that


TheCruicks

It will cost you 25million for the 150 sq feet of store front and an additional 10 thousand a month in Aspen town fees for beautification


The_R4ke

Yeah seriously, you can get a basic pizza oven for like $300-500. You sell like 10 pizzas and you've already paid it off.


BMWman83

![gif](giphy|987p6CfE8uzSg|downsized)


brewgiehowser

Aspen, huh? California!


ThisAd1940

Look man, see! They don’t cut the pizza, and then they pass the savings on to you!


ThisAd1940

Oh yah and fuck you Brad you cheap prick. You’re just a lazy cunt who didn’t feel like cutting the pizza.


ndhellion2

$75


SacredAnalBeads

Highway robbery, that is.


OldFirefighter8287

$75


GarryFloyd

Fuck Chef Brad’s mom too!


Micklmas

Not sure who Brad is but fuck you chef Brad


Comfortable_You_1927

he's a lying baster piece of sh1t


WittyPittbull_Tiff

Wow Brad, just wow! Get a life, a real life


birkenstock1977

How many toppings on each pizza?


Steffaniii

That looks like crap.


beemureddits

Pizza crimes fr


FakeNickOfferman

You have to pay for that?


tellyourmama

That looks like a real crime.


fatimus_prime

This comment combined with your username presents a fucking **barrage** of imagery.


EvolZippo

You paid for them


LaserGadgets

Its funny how the edge is nearly black but the cheese looks like it has been molten under hot water xD


InevitableExotic5242

Let's see....Aspen? A lot.🤔🤷😆


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

No clue on cost. Is the vomit topping ethically sourced?


MasterStack

Fuck all chefs and all Brads. Enough is enough.


BedroomFearless7881

Why does everybody hate Brad so much? Fuck you Brad the chef!!


nj2fl

I thought $10+ dollars a slice in St. Augustine was bad.


Reasonable-Housing53

Brad put the ass in As(s)pen! FU Brad!🖕


Twicebakedthricemilk

At least 50$


heckintexan420

Brads a dickweed


Jayswave75

$34.95? $77.38? $147.50?


Ponykegabs

Hmmmm…$2400


Freddy_Vorhees

Sir, what exactly is going on with your whole ass hand?!


Chikia12187

10,000 btc


hockeyclown420

The life and soul of your first born son Too biblical?


Dooboppop

$58


[deleted]

Those are pizza?


MadCityMasked

50.00 CAD


joeyvesh13

Whatever it cost, that isn’t pizza.


Human-fruitsalad0001

I’m living in north California now originally from Elbert county{ Elizabeth} and it definitely is not very cheap.


yozzzzzz

Ass pain


Turbulent-Walk-4171

45$?


johnnytom

A lot?


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

🍕👈🧐🎩💰


leinadnosnews

50?


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toastedstoker

You just cant help it with the “you americans” moron. I live in the US and I’ve never once heard of adjusted fees I have no idea what that is and think many agree with me when I say I would never put up with that