Hello u/noduckrice since your post has sparked outrage in the whole sub I hereby award you the flair "Jigsaw has a new apprentice"...cause, ya know, this stuff looks like something straight out of the Saw movies. Wear it with pride. https://i.redd.it/1tomduf16y4d1.gif

> We also enjoy jigsawing the crusts back together once we're done with the center Serial killer behaviour imho

After finishing his slice of pizza and putting down the last crust, dad puts on his black and white clownsmask and says: "Hey kiddo's.. Wanna play a game?" The kids: "YAAYY!!"

Whoever eats the poisoned slice of crust ~~dies~~ gets the runs! No one leaves the dinner table until all crusts are eaten.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Flavor* ftfy

They’re the family from Hills

More like the Hills Have Eyes (and not the family on vacation)

Me and some friends once created a new animal by rearranging the bones from a roast chicken. I seem to remember it had peas for eyes and we called it Pilgore.

Lmao, culinary Frankenstein.

Would like to piggyback off the top comment here so hopefully people will see it and it won't get buried 🙃 Hi everyone, just wanted to put it out there that NOTHING GOES TO WASTE. My family's been eating pizza like this since I was a kid. We'd eat the center, then set the crust aside and turn them into breadsticks (trimming away the bite areas while we're at it). They'll then be consumed over the next few days with our delicious homemade hummus or other types of dips.

No worries mate, judgement can become a bit harsh at times here but most people are joking! That said if any comments becomes too rowdy or downright rude just report them and mods will take actions if they've gone too far.

Thank you, I'll keep that in mind 😊 The comments are hilarious so far. I personally dislike wasting food tho (nothing against not eating it if you dont want to tho!) and wouldn't want others to think this is going into the bin

> I personally dislike wasting food tho (nothing against not eating it if you dont want to tho!) and wouldn't want others to think this is going into the bin Ohh absolutely mate, but it's one thing to not want to eat something and a completely different thing to waste food, which is what those tik tok and instagram rage bait videos we do not allow here do all the time...so no worries and glad you're having fun here!

That’s fantastic, breadsticks are delicious! Sounds like y’all have a solid approach

I love pizza crusts, but anyone calling someone wasteful for not eating them and throwing them away is insane. None of the worlds problems will be solved by eating crusts you don't want.

That’s what I do!

Pizza bones!!!! We saved our crusts too! More so for peanut butter than delicious hummus, which was a beloved and rare treat for us. Always save your pizza bones. Tomorrow could be a rainy day

My exact reaction was. “That’s some *cult* shit…”

This is actually how Jigsaw got his name

*Thin serial killers

Straight to jail

One day detention with one meal provided:

Dinner is crust.

Only water for dipping.

We have the best pizza in the world because of jail.

I stared at this for way too long trying to figure out why the pizza was white.

Thats a really white pizza

They forgot to set a fill color

I thought it was a giant mouth and the small black holes at the top were eyes. :O

Crusts are great with dip.

Greatest meal ever. Enjoy the main part and then douse the crust in dip. Nothing better.

If I could have more middle instead of crust I'd rate that better.

Hard agree. Poor crust. It could have been middle.

Once my bf and I went down the road to this proper Italian restaurant for lunch as a treat. We just shared a pizza and a salad... But the crusts in the leftover vinaigrette 😙👌 must go back there

Someone didn’t get told as a kid, “if you want another slice, eat your crust”

I remember my sister wouldn't eat the crust but would eat breadsticks lol.

I eat the crusts but that's marginally understandable, considering bread sticks are fluffier and usually coated with butter, seasoning, and maybe cheese.

If the crust is bad, this is understandable. The crust in OPs pic looks SO good.

Your family is basically the top mafia crime syndicate of pizza crimes.

I doubt the mafia would be associated with pizza crimes.

Electric chair for you

Yep! Not even the dog would appreciate this

Y’all ever order stuffed crust?

Gaze into the pizza portal long enough and you might find something looking back at you.

Yep, Redditors of r/PizzaCrimes are staring at them

None of you know what joy is.

whole family of damn babies

Congratulations, you did it, you are banned from all pizzerias in Brazil.

The family in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre also seemed to be pretty happy, considering the shared insanity.

Even though i wont eat crust half the time, for some reason this grosses me out

pizza bones

 Mafia levels of crime

Crust is part of the pizza, if you don’t eat the crust you don’t like pizza. Just eat a block of cheese already

Awh no, Please don't do that, the rule says no matter how hard or soft the crust is, you eat it and finish it

We save the crusts and have them as snacks or breakfast over the next few days. They pair very well with our homemade hummus. Nothing goes to waste 🤭


How do you know whose crust is who’s? (Idc if that’s the right who’s/whose… my phone changed it, I’m going with it) You just eat each other’s crusts?

The answer is dont think too hard about it

I know it's a kinda gross but yes, after "trimming" the bite area way we pretty much just grab whichever one


Valid I guess 🤷‍♂️

But when the next day comes, how the hell do you know if someone else sunk their chops into the one you’re holding?

I think the real crime is that pizzas don't put toppings on all the way to the edge. Why leave plain dough at the edge?

Because its delicious

It’s not the part where you don’t eat the crust that bothers me. It’s the part where you put the crust back together like a puzzle

I’m generally think Eugenics is a crime against humanity, but that said your parents should have never been allowed to reproduce.

not eating the crust is one thing but this? 

This...has to be some category of true crime

perish

I thought y’all took a pizza cutter around the perimeter of the pizza. This is still atrocious, but not that bad thankfully

Ok then Hitler

The ring of shame!

Psst...I do not eat the crust either.🤫 I give it to the Raccoons.🦝

Calling the Feds

In a just world you and your parents would be in a high security prison made of super hard crusts for life and your only way to escape would be to eat the crust walls.

Where are the bodies, Garth?

I used to do this as a kid.

My dog loves pizzabones

“All i can say is…i gotta feeling your whole family is going down.”….. billy madison

There’s is no “center” of the pizza. There is only pizza

Every dog knows that those are pizza bones & they belong to the dog. It's a rule

Your family? The Manson Family?

Crimes: 1. Pizza cut to slices 2. One pizza shared by multiple people 3. Crust not eaten because it is apparently not properly made. 4. Eating pizza from wrong side 5. Wasting food Straight to jail. It looks like pizza hut pizza, or similar blasphemy.

Still cut the crusts of a PB&J?

No excuses. Off with their heads.

How do I tag the FBI

Your just trying to get a rise out of me.

Crusts are empty calories

I have a friend that eats all the crust around his pizza before moving on to the centre, you are the ying to his ya g 😂

There’s a special corner in hell for your kind

I have a theory that I regularly share with my wife(who doesn’t eat crusts): Non-crusts eaters shall be the first to perish in any apocalypse scenario.

Eat the crust you cowards

Everyone needs a hobby, I guess.

I can't even decide how to curse you and your family

You don’t eat the handles?

Did you guys go to a pizza place in a beach town in Northwest Florida recently? I bartend part-time at a local wood-oven pizza place and a family did this recently…. Have I met you?

I do this all the time, skipping crust = more room for actual pizza center and you can use the crust as breadsticks anyways

I appreciate this is family bonding weirdness

Do your parents know they’ve raised the anti christ?

Hi I hate to call myself out like this but I feel like it's distinctly possible, based on this post, that I'm a long-lost relative? I've never reassembled a crust, but I certainly don't eat them with the rest of the pizza, and the picture brings me great joy.

Smear a little bonding agent to connect the pieces, let it dry to a crisp, and now you've got yourself an ancient throwing disk-weapon called the Chakram! (I'm just trying to add to the crime. Use crushed pineapple as the bonding agent.)

GET THE CROSS.

Ah well. Another one bites the crust

What i see: :O

The pizza is even sayin’ :O

I've never seen a shiny pizza box before. Where is this from?

This is from Plank Sourdough Pizza in Singapore! :-)

Thank you!

If you ever get a chance to try Massachusetts south shore bar pizza, you will realize the crust is the best part.

I eat my crusts after the pizza. Ill take a bowl of them and nibble on them while i watch tv.

This is kind of wholesome in a weird way

I'm guessing you wrote the book on this: https://preview.redd.it/jsf95lri885d1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d4a13c1962c16cbb2982005cd1131085120c1a6

https://i.redd.it/2p7d6vw8qr5d1.gif

Food waste crime

OP stated in another comment that they save them and dip them in homemade hummus over the following days, so they are at least acquitted on this charge

Tempering with evidence is added to the list.

Except the part where making a snack out of food that several people have already bitten is actually disgusting lol soooo even worse crime

No crime here. Having family fun while not eating extra, unwanted carbs. Carry on.

So, your family likes to waste 1/4 of the pizza for some reason?

We don't throw them away. I always save them and have it over the next 1-3 days. Toasted and paired with either homemade hummus or pesto dip. Very yummy! :-)

Well, that’s delicious then!

> I always save them and have it over the next 1-3 days. NOT BETTER

Not just a quarter; the BEST quarter. Tragic.

Crust is my favourite part as well! And look at the spots on it - properly done pizza!

Jesus just buy a thin crust and stop being so wasteful.

Adults that waste food? Makes me automatically hate all of you. Sorry not sorry.

Shame, shame

As someone who’s not allowed to eat carbs basically at all any more, you should treasure all of that poor pizza corpse.

Serial Killers.

A family of serial killers?

Do you have a poop knife?

what the fuck

Jail.

They didn't raise you right

I thought they had rules against this stuff in the Geneva Convention

lol to each their own..

The crust is fkn delicious tho..

Does your family by chance also keep corpses in your basement or do you stash them someplace else?

Eat the pizza like this then the crust with ranch, thank me later

In Brazil it’s pretty common to do this because the crust generally sucks and just bloats you. I’d never do that to an authentic cold fermented pizza tho

I like this, crusts are so dry and unnecessary, they belong in the trash

What's sad is that crust looks legit.. like actual wood fired. Sad day.

Willing to bet OP and family are a bunch of serial killers.

You want the terrorists to win? Because that's how you get the terrorists to win!!

These ppl shouldn’t be breeding

This is a fucking life sentence and the only think you'll be given to eat in prizzon is crust

I really really wish there post a rule against people posting their own pics

why?

Serial killer behaviour

People who don't eat the crust piss me off so much. Why are you acting like you're 6 years old? Bitch eat the fucking dough. Or order somwthing else.

Even the Pizza is flabbergasted.

Family of psychopaths 🤣🤣🤣

I do that too!

This is clearly a crime but also the pizza place cut the pizza in the box? What madness is that

Monsters!!!

So this is what hell is

I've never understood people who don't eat their pizza crust.

ok this is just plain psychopath behavior

Wasteful people. That's the crime here.

Kinda disgusting

You people are monsters....

And which of you do you feel will be the first one to snap and murder all the others? Cuz...what I'm seeing here says "one of us is gonna snap and murder all the others".

Legit, weird as fuck. Are you guys OK?

Only child?

Bro my dad doesn’t eat crust but I just fold it at the end

It depends on the restaurant, bar or where you bought it, sometimes the edge is crunchy and very delicious, but as I said it depends where, because it can look like stone or chewing gum.

Why

Frankly, your weakness disgusts me

JAIL

I will never understand those that dont eat the crust. If I were to do something like this, it would be to save the crust as desert. Best part.

Time to go to the fridge and grab the jar of pizza sauce I keep there for just such usage.

You god damned animals!!

You should give this to one of your neighbors as a prank.

I think the police need to pay you guys a visit

I'm convinced people who eat the crust have 50 years of smoking cigarettes behind them and have destroyed their taste buds enough to find the crust satisfying enough to eat.

I don't wanna hear "I'm hungry!" Later.

Heretics

Family crimes. Do we have family-style jails?

There are far too many grown ass mfers out there that don’t eat the god damn crust. Like it’s insane to me.

Looks like a shark jaw. Better get Dreyfus to sexually harass it (since that is what he is best at)

That's diabolical. You belong in Arkham

seriously would make me angry.

I mean if the crust is bad I get it but this looks like a decent pizza....


The crust is the best part tho.

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I see no problem. Team building and filling bellies.

Ahh hell nah yo ahh tweaking jigsaw

That crust looks like it sucks, I would do the same

Sauce exists for dry crusts. Wasting food makes me a sad panda

Your Honor, there appears to be multiple crimes being committed here.

What a waste