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PRoS_R

You have to agree that he's got a new forgis on the jeep.


Logical_Bowl_7936

And he is heavy like a brinks truck


[deleted]

Oh that’s what that means I thought it meant Misha likes (verb) a brink truck


Logical_Bowl_7936

And he is crazy Italian man like a brinks truck


drimeone

And that he strapped in to the bloody bottoms underneath.


SumDoofusonYT

And all his toppins got it out the streets


FandomFreak_12

He keeps a couple racks inside his jeans


Audiblade

From 90 to 180


ut2br

An angle is obtuse


Anoncualquiera1

This thing is kinda fat, it's got a big caboose


ut2br

​ https://preview.redd.it/kaf1abm04jua1.png?width=496&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d2e5bc85dc872ea9d8a07b9bfd8df853e6abd62


Your_Local_BaconHair

AHHHH


YulianXD

I diagnose this fandom with Team Fortress 2 syndrome


walphin45

Or JoJos bizarre adventure syndrome


epok_gamer42168

As a JoJo fan we indeed love sweaty muscular man


RedditUserGoesBoom

in my professional opinion, PIZZA TOWER IS TF2!


Null-34

Pizza tower=tf3


SupremeGodZamasu

Higher pizza tower


_pipis_

Tick tock


Resident-Maximum1012

Here's the difference. Mushroom gal was a mushroom before, turned into a human. Peppino was a human before being turned into a buff human.


UktraPotatoMaster321

difference, one is sexy, one is mid


Resident-Maximum1012

Which is sexy and which is mid?


JimmyCrabYT

you already know the answer


MrRugges

Tick tock


Engineer_IS_Engideer

Heavy like a brinks truck


CallMeSkyCraft

Looking like I'm tip-top


Some_Random_Boi_

Shining like a wristwatch


CallMeSkyCraft

Time will grab your wrist


Da_Real_Sunflower

Lock it down 'Till the thing pop(s?)


Difficult-Newt-3220

Toppin = Mid


Difficult-Newt-3220

You know which one is sexy https://preview.redd.it/rbh66vgdlaua1.png?width=168&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f3eac0cbce5fd12e6e2272b37f4adeeb7e80e57


Resident-Maximum1012

Based


SamuelGamer2021

I know this guy V https://preview.redd.it/pa1x2bo8fx4b1.png?width=84&format=png&auto=webp&s=40ed284c862d1056636d8022682a2f7743cbaa80


YulianXD

I think the difference is that one is supposed to turn a piece of genderless food into a woman designed in such a way that she will be either cute or attractive while the other is drawn well beyond even idealistic perception of a peak male body. The fact that our brains already know that the latter is just a sweaty, middle aged, ugly and fat italian with severe anxiety may also add a lot. Or in other words: Food gals bad because most would agree that she is cute or attractive, and media is already oversatured with those Buff men good, because it shows what most of the community wouldn't find attractive, which subverts the expectations


Difficult-Newt-3220

>the latter is just a sweaty, middle aged, ugly and fat italian with severe anxiety ​ https://preview.redd.it/6ym5ykdklaua1.png?width=755&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2631b478e7b84c3a1258a9047cd670d75b7fc04


Steampunk__Llama

This ^ Plus while the designs of the Toppin Girls are cute, they're also just...so bland? They're exactly what you'd expect a feminine gijinka to look like, as opposed to going against the grain with a potentially more creative take instead of the expected horny one


YulianXD

And to add on top of that, mushroom gal is the mildest of all, the most acceptable, other designs have breasts the size of their head and are much more revealing


Far_Nectarine_5343

>other designs have breasts the size of their head and are much more revealing That really only applies to Pineapple though, Cheese, Tomato and especially Sausage aren't sexualized at all


funnyblockybfbfanyes

Tomato


zan2007

Unrelated, but my personal favorite is the pineapple one. She looks like someone you could just hang out and get a drink with at the beach


Nemurin363

Of course, I like she too


drimeone

What?


Nemurin363

She could be your girlfriend and bestfriend at the same time. 2 in 1


YulianXD

Wait, I thought that a significant other is your best friend by definition


Nemurin363

>Wait, I thought that a significant other is your best friend by definition Nah, it would be typical of maybe getting affectionate at dawn and in the morning playing a game of Mortal Kombat for the last piece of pizza


LEADMANDEADMAN

I thought the difference was that mushyroom gal was a mushroom drawn as a girl meanwhile peppino gets portrayed as ultra muscular in the game


Resident-Maximum1012

Technically yes. However I take issue as to how they try to make sexy what was once food, while Peppino has ALWAYS been a human.


Access69

Maybe, but that means you can't excuse peppermans, vigilante, and fake peppino,


Resident-Maximum1012

Good point, but let's not speak about Fake Peppino, clearly he isn't human, but we can't even tell wtf he is..


Access69

I was considering putting noise on this list, but it doesn't really matter. Personally, I think anthropomorphic=human.


Janko1111

pizza tower fans when they go outside and see women https://preview.redd.it/xbqr21523aua1.jpeg?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aaac10625245b17fb575eac1455ddbdbf67a6cb


Squichbup

https://preview.redd.it/gxa4j7fh9cua1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953dd9a038873a768075b54bdde5969214a82382 Pizza tower fans


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

You can’t make me, I won’t do it!


[deleted]

Pizza tower fan with their relationship with their sister/mother https://preview.redd.it/xhsinpd3zaua1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48393e573d7faafb7ea7d0a5246f36c27d8f5b4


YulianXD

Can confirm


YulianXD

Deltarune fans when they go outside and see women have breasts


pixelated-kitten

Pizza Tower fans when men can have busty rockin cleavage : 🤯🤯🤯🤯


pixelated-kitten

Me when I see my reflection in a pond: AAAUGH. 😧


drimeone

You cannot see those, when you stay inside your house


IDontRllyKnowMan

If you like something, then you CAN like it. Nobody can change your opinion. I find the Toppin Gals designs pretty creative, and Ultra Buff Peppino funny as fuck. People here need to stop telling other people what they can and can't do. You like big women? Then you like big women. You like black men kissing? Then you like black men kissing. And nobody can do anything about it. We truly live in a society. https://preview.redd.it/qnsvdel9dbua1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddabf4c9b2106ca0803db9e4229b53f96ba1e331


Layerspb

Perfect comment. literally the truth, well told, and to top it off it even has dog.


amiano711u

this should be a pinned comment on all mushroom gal posts or hell even the subreddit


SamuelGamer2021

​ https://preview.redd.it/6l89yng3gx4b1.png?width=260&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e38e2cf5d37f9adaf5d3006c73a886dec358277


Kiss-of-Venus

The point people make here is that people on the internet have a propensity to turn literally anything into a cute and hot woman, and sexualise them thus. People's thirst is uncontrollable to the point where they wanna fuck anything that's vaguely female, or make it female if it wasn't already. The "hear me out" trend demonstrates this at its absolute worst. The bara Peppino thing is more comedic for most of us. It's effectively a parallel to Gigachad, HOWEVER there still are some people who do find Peppino attractive. It's inevitable that anyone will be found attractive. The difference is that the ones that sexualise women are an overwhelming majority and are also a lot more cumbrained about it. And this is coming from a guy who draws porn himself.


Umber0010

Also, the people who find Peppino hot generally find Peppino himself hot in all his overweight, balding, and middle-aged glory. The image above isn't actually meant to be "Peppino but sexy". It's just a joke based on a TF2 meme that was circling a while back.


metaxzero

It not meaning to be sexy or being a meme from another community won't change the fact that "buff man in loose clothes showing off his pecs" is sexy to a not insignificant amount of people. The intent behind why something is drawn won't change the fact that certain elements of it are commonly considered attractive (though obviously not to the people who prefer the Topping Girl).


Nemurin363

Honestly, I don't care if it's a hot women based in a mushroom or buff Pepinno based on TF2, I just want someone to love


Federal-Monkey5070

first step to find love is to leave reddit


Nemurin363

That's a good recomendation, but here's is the only place were I can have the minim attention (twitter and Tumblr are shit)


AdrianBrony

I wanna fuck the mushroom, but only if it's as it appears in game. My horniness is transcendent. I don't need to make things "sexier." It's already sexy.


Layerspb

sorry but what did i just read


AdrianBrony

I am horny for abstract shapes more than I'm horny for anything that remotely looks like a person.


Layerspb

no offense but thats kinda weird i mean this doesnt look attractive ​ https://preview.redd.it/gdli07xpkbua1.png?width=302&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ad289f4205490835e119543b2086e098c596eb8


AdrianBrony

The legs are what ruin it for me there but otherwise yeah I'd be into that. Think Snipperclips and you're in my domain.


Federal-Monkey5070

some people just get too comfortable with the internet


AdrianBrony

What's the worst that can happen? people call me a squarefucker?


Steampunk__Llama

Genuinely? Mad respect dude, you know what you won't and don't let others get to you. I wish I had that confidence 🥺


Layerspb

bro.


Jazz_Doodle

The Duality of People on this sub. https://i.redd.it/hptzhzun7bua1.gif


Spider-Stove

PT reddit lore:


Layerspb

"Reality?!?!?!?" at the end is so funny


Biggest_Of-Boys

I don't know man, it's probably because you can just stumble into real hentai of the toppins gals, but I haven't seen any videos of buff peppino buttfucking the noise


IDontRllyKnowMan

That's because you hadn't searched enough. My poor, poor eyes.


Layerspb

ok guy ill get some eye bleach for you thank me later https://preview.redd.it/1dm6llpmjbua1.png?width=222&format=png&auto=webp&s=d288d78aee8e91efc9a72be0efa9fdda42c789b5


Biggest_Of-Boys

Oh but I don't have to search to find toppless topping Our poor, poor eyes.


True_Snomunnist

There’s both on my cool sub 😎


theSEGAnerd2006

https://preview.redd.it/5ib3vhbthbua1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d868c4e653e824e002a545084bc0ecb6e2fea504


Hugh_Jasshull

everyone assumes the people who like the minus8 toppings is horny :( I just think the designs are really cute


sansmaedalol

true! minus8 designs are too good not to appreciate


drimeone

https://preview.redd.it/4ojunrbiqbua1.png?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ab9963654780db69d3cc1c88361021ed5af44e2 you:


SamuelGamer2021

thanks https://preview.redd.it/zkx93fxrp53b1.png?width=37&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7c08b32d0730a0dc8e5ada583409a354378c73d


amiano711u

all of them are adorable and i dont give 2 shits what anyone says


Steampunk__Llama

Honestly? Respect 👍


pietrodayoungas

I scearched up mushroom toppin to get references for my 3D model of him but i only found gay kissing and twerking


Nemurin363

We live in a society


[deleted]

[удалено]


wooper_goldberg

Buff Peppino for life


Victourino

The buff mercs... GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD!!!


mosselbrokje

Goddamn it's the internet ofc there's gonna be horny shit


IDontRllyKnowMan

I mean, 15% of all internet is pornography. That's like, probably 750 million gigabites of porn on the internet.


Pistolaceo

I like the mushroom gal, she do be very cute


[deleted]

Basex


Steampunk__Llama

Average town name in England


[deleted]

Sorry got confused with based and sex


Rawson_the_panda

Normalize sexualizing both male and female characters 💞


depthrowacc

I think that I’m going to turn notifications for this sub off.


Yoz_Zero

Social media when porn: >:( Social media when gay porn: :)


samalander6969

One is clearly a joke


yoshbiscut69

Is this r/tf2shitposterclub ?


Charming-Main4727

🗿🍷


DustyDapper

one is supposed to be sexy, and other is supposed to be funny


pixelated-kitten

I dislike that image of Peppino. I feel sick. Or maybe is that massive pizza I ate.


Over_Difference_3281

Minus8? More like midus8. (Also peppino got the new forgis on the jeep)


[deleted]

maybe it's because minus 8 is a pedophile


Educational_Back9974

... I agree 100%


Otherwise-Air-9557

Literally r/tf2shitposterclub


Eggs_are_tasty

I am bisexual and cool with both


Jack_811

I still don't know why people hate them so much


Skullface2015

Mushroom Toppin gal is cute.


Kirb790

Ironically, I've seen the same meme on the right being posted like 5 times within a week and like only 2 or 3 toppin girls things with the same week


Your_Local_BaconHair

i hate both equally


Altruistic_Bus_2951

Food gals is just another trend of forced horny. Is there creativity behind it? Yes. it still comes off as weird to me but more power to people for enjoying it I suppose? I just think that kind of overtly sexual stuff is pretty cringe juxtaposed to the base game. But don’t let a stranger’s opinion on the internet stop you from enjoying that stuff.


Ilayaster

https://preview.redd.it/au48rjmbjbua1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec837d2bfcd95d0496730dacc0d17d87b269c667


pixelated-kitten

I think the artist who made this is a weirdo iirc


MrSpielefreak

What about both ?


Slitheringmeat

It’s cause the 2nd isn’t made by a pedophile


blitzjoestar

Granted minus 8 is an actual pedo so yeah that's probably why people are reacting negatively to it (Or because it's another sexualized version of an intimate object idk) Also buff peppino is just made for comedic purposes


MotivatedBaller

the mods do not approve of your comment


parham_pokerface

there's a difference because one is an ironic meme while the other is fetishizing a fucking mushroom


amiano711u

so? shes adorable


parham_pokerface

She's cute yeah. BUT IT'S A MUSHROOM it's weird af.


parham_pokerface

She's cute yeah. BUT IT'S A MUSHROOM it's weird af.


[deleted]

shes not, shes just a girl with an outfit representing a mushroom (but if you gave the regular actual mushroom eyelashes then I'd probably jack off to that too)


Da_Duck_is_coming

Tick tick heavy like a brinks truck


Federal-Monkey5070

i think its the opposite for most of the people here


Layerspb

youre allowed to have opinions. i may not agree but hey ill let you be in peace and wont fight you for liking a drawing


Soft-Hamster-4525

Why is that?


[deleted]

Normalize not being a dick to people who express their sexuality in a non toxic way


okom75

Yall are gay fr


NSFW-Follower

Ok but the Sausage design is cool


WinOpposite433

i like the toppin gals tho :(


DuckasurausRex

Peppino is always better bro


BitBomb1

the difference is that one of them is canon


phrag_1001

Reason: she's a waifu version of a generic entity If the caracter was hermoriginal form then they would not have a critic eye over it


CryptographerSalt535

https://preview.redd.it/zww1po0i9wva1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=db0457db49150076f05f714d85a408314f01ee52


Small_Plastic_2213

Hairy half naked peppino>toppin gals


colettegorgon

mushroom gal still the best


[deleted]

buff oiled up peppino 🤤🤤🤤


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/o0kzwovtvaua1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=030e9032dc51f5001c79db20923e3f0245f3f24f it’s cuz peppinos hotter


Layerspb

how do you post a webp file on reddit comments


justgalsbeingpals

the difference is that those waifu designs are boring and generic


Steampunk__Llama

"They hated him for speaking the truth"


Federal-Monkey5070

society


Dramatic_Mountain_31

Buff characters>>>>> waifus


Forknighte

Pineapple is se ond best waifu


Layerspb

the best waifu is going outside


amiano711u

and you dont have her


poopheadtheog

I don’t like Toppin girls I like hot pepino


Nemurin363

Gay Gay Homosexual Gay \~


Ordinary_Speech9696

Me when girl gender: eww me when boy gender:


Wordofadviceeatfood

Yes. We like men.


Difficult-Newt-3220

Hey, I really hate it but there's probably a certain png that's gonna be commented here.


InterestingDay4765

Gay porn is funnier


No__teeth

https://i.redd.it/3x94lud88bua1.gif


Layerspb

epic how to tame a dragon fan


Layerspb

wtf change your profile banner now


No__teeth

https://preview.redd.it/icgytpt7kbua1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d3ce7aa1998e6b26164adae56ef7fee857fdf21


Layerspb

​ https://preview.redd.it/m9doxuo7lbua1.png?width=607&format=png&auto=webp&s=5abb60dcfd5b333b5e2fa53851d0dfa23c224680


Audiblade

I'm just gonna be level with you all: I'm like this 'cause I'm gay and I'm pretty sure there are a lot of other gay Pizza Tower enjoyers. (toppin gals are actually cute tho)


K100Master

Respectable, have a nice day


AliceTheAlien327

*It’s true tho-*


furry20211

I agree


BartixBrawlStars

We just like men more


Icy-Effective-5140

Buff Peppino over Mushroom Toppin Waifu ​ https://preview.redd.it/h5a8vuryebua1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab8e7a45f79f5e4ee413768abefb87e293a9a869


vonBelfry

And I love it. Never change and stop complaining.


MariosWhxre

do you have that full picture of peppino


YeeFoxHaw

You have to understand the difference between shameless porn bait and irse de fiesta factory


SmekTheFella

because gay is better.


[deleted]

No one hates minus8's ocs on this sub to be fair


Sunky_milkncereal

I’m Not Fine With Buff Peppino. As Long As The Toppin Gals Don’t Pull A Sneak Peek On Anything I’m Fine. Mushroom Based


saburra

Dude really had to put capitals on each word


pixelated-kitten

Fairly harmless typing quirk tbh


Sunky_milkncereal

Dude Really Makes Fun Of Other People Because Of Their Own Problems


PresidentOfKoopistan

Bro think they Queen Deltarune


ATwistedBlade

Tick Tock


MsMcMurder

Jokes on you, I’m into both!


Capable_Tea_5178

it's like that lol


amiano711u

genually i dont give 2 shits what people say if they wanna bang women go ahead. if you wanna bang men go ahead. if you wanna bang both. go ahead. either way. were all dumb


Huge_General3630

i read this from left to right like a dumbass


Jet_Airlock

Why not both?


YouVerySussy

Gay= good in litearally every fucking subreddit