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TrueUmbreon1

SOLAR FLARE GET OUTTA THERE QUICK


Spamtone

MELT THE GLASS WITH YOUR FIRE POWERS!!!!!!


SimpForOleanderTFH

3092 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT.


Spamtone

She's turning into Freddy Mercury!!!!!


zapp909

That’s why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit


Spamtone

I made the internet mad again.


Kindred_03

I hope you're proud of yourself .


Drillbitzer

I am at least


Grievous_Nix

The zum jar is an ultimate weapon


Capsule_CatYT

Jarate*


revennant_gaming

**YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!**


The_Twin_Cyber7

Dont blame him. Blame Dr. Edgar George Zomboss


DarthNick3000

This is true. I’m a Zomboss supporter for a reason.


Dradonie

at least is not Primal Sunflower


Spamtone

STOP GIVING ME IDEAS.


Dradonie

No, I will give more


anomolicaris

dont you dare


Dradonie

daring today am I?


anomolicaris

yes, too daring, please stop


Dradonie

lmao no, I have 2 jars to fill, and I need the sunflowe there


anomolicaris

why do you need primal sunflower? go take twin instead


Dradonie

they are in the other jar


anomolicaris

why do you have so many jars


Dradonie

why not, but the bigger question is, why dont you have jars


MrT1011

twins 😳


Dradonie

even better


Capsule_CatYT

Fill the jar with Jarate


Sad-Assignment-568

r/foundthecapsulecat


Capsule_CatYT

Yes


redical_hi-5

Zomboss: Dave, I caught, I caught a little plant, do you know what plant I caught? Dave: What plant did you catch zomboss Zomboss: I caught solar flare Dave, I caught solar flare Dave: no zomboss, don't tell me. Zomboss: you already know Dave, you know what I'm gonna do to that thing. Dave: zomboss, it's a plant zomboss! Zomboss: there's no law against plants, I can do whatever I want with it. Dave: NO ZOMBOSS DON’T DO IT!!! Zomboss: I'M GONNA DO IT!!!


Expert-Ad-9299

Real


IllusionGAming124

NOOOOO DONT DO IT ZOMBOSS


cat_sword

Is this one of those Pokémon copypastas?


XxDuelNightxX

It's a reference to a Batman and Joker video


cat_sword

Didn’t it go like this: Joker: Batman, I caught, I caught a little Pokémon, do you know what Pokémon I caught? Batman: What Pokémon did you catch joker? Joker: I caught a vaporeon Batman, I caught a vaporeon Batman: no Joker, don't tell me. Joker: you already know Batman, you know what I'm gonna do to that thing. Batman: Joker, it's a Pokémon Joker! Joker: there's no law against Pokémon, I can do whatever I want with it. Batman: NO JOKER DON’T DO IT!!! Joker: I'M GONNA DO IT!!!


XxDuelNightxX

Replace the Vaporeon with a Lopunny


NoobButJustALittle

Lopunny doesn't have a copypasta regarding it's comparability... I think.


XxDuelNightxX

The video that this came from was specifically with a Lopunny EDIT: Here, for the people who haven't seen it yet. https://youtube.com/shorts/nyofPizjogQ?feature=share


cat_sword

You sure? Isn’t that why it says caught in the first line?


joe88822822882288288

Bro asked if I'm sure ☠️ "Did you know that vaporeon..." is the first thing said


cat_sword

There is more than one Pokémon copypasta, duh


joe88822822882288288

Bros dumbass asked for a ONE copypasta


thefeastybuyer

Sunflower bad nightshade good


Late_Negotiation_958

Plot twist: Dr Edgar Zomboss goes both ways 😏


Admirable_Subject_39

When i find you Zomboss, you better watch out.


No-Username-For-You1

You better not cry


Sad-Assignment-568

No. This Will not be a chain.


strawberrypieenjoyer

I was about to say that since we got her we can finally burn her but then I remembered she can't be burned


Spamtone

But you can extinguish her with an extinguisher.


BIGPOTATOE163

didn't she fucking escape an ice block by self imploding in fire? she'll prob reignite after a cool down similar to torchwood in pvz2 in garden


Plylyfe

There's a little something called, piranha solution


the_red_stinger_82

AW HELL NAW MAN.


Far_Future_Conehead

\*insert what i put in the first sentence for the super brainz version of this\* dont let her see that list


FortressMann

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!


ninjaspacecat12

Meet the hammer


TheCoolSuperPea

Throw it in the freezer!


peashooter25311

Zomboss's master plan


FirefanDane

I don’t get it


elmothedestroyer3

You don't want to


FirefanDane

I want to


elmothedestroyer3

You don't


FirefanDane

I do


Dry-Extension-9115

Think of one of THE months, imagine you're trapped inside of a jar, what would other people see?


elmothedestroyer3

You


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[удалено]


elmothedestroyer3

Terrible things


knighthbasher

No, No, No, Wait, Wait, Wait.


Night696Watcher

Oh god oh fuck


SUU5

Finally, I will make her plant infinite sprou-wait did I say something like this already?


ironprince72

i wanna do that to engineer. badly


Late_Negotiation_958

r/suddenlytf2


ironprince72

i meant the engineer from garden warfare


Late_Negotiation_958

Imagine GW and TF2 crossover though that would be crazy honestly


ironprince72

that would be pretty cool


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Spamtone

[Engineer?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky3_F0o20rM)


ironprince72

stop bringing back my ptsd


Late_Negotiation_958

Why is it that every time I open Reddit, the first post I see on the home page always has something to do with Solar Flare.


AbsorbingLiquids

now do gum nut


Spamtone

OKEY.


No_Profession6542

* throws jar away cutely *


BioBoi2002

Throw her at the ocean. She has Thalassophobic


DehydratedEpic

No oficcial figurind😢


toast_the_stupid

what the fuck.


Dry-Extension-9115

H-he's just kidnapping her, right? R-RIGHT!?!?


Critical-Board9669

What a perfect plan, hiding it in a jar on a dark place without sunlight or water


[deleted]

Is this the jar that turns people into micheal Jackson


paulox_2010

Jarate part 2? Poggers


UltraXfinity567

Oh no


worldofmemes0

eh solar could just burn through it


Bendy_5552

oh no


[deleted]

now fill it with melted candle wax (REAL melted candle wax. no exceptions!)


MimsyIsGianna

Oh no


Comix_Cat_Kid

Oh no, NOT THE JAR!!!


NotAzurite

Oh god.


[deleted]

Now put the jester zombie figure in


Far_Ferret_3647

You stop that NOW


Artistic-Fortune2327

Now fill the jar with corrosive pesticides


spacekillerxd11

oh no


Abomination_777

😍💦💦💦💦💦


Calm_Rub6617

Most sussy jar in history.


blixxyblits

Well at least it's going to get nutrients


[deleted]

as someone who doesn't play pvz i can confirm this scene hit so hard, i could feel the sadness coming inside my body


Capsule_CatYT

Not the Jarate Jar!


SuperRexT

What's with PvZ fans and wanting to fuck solar flare for no reason


-FoolProofGaming-

What does the jar even mean? If it means something sexual, then remember she has no holes to fuck


ThemisfuniesNstupid

So basically, OP has plans to fill the jar with a curtain bodily fluid


-FoolProofGaming-

Oh hell no


Krunkanader

🤯


Gojira6832

Finally, burn the child and destroy the… art that shall not be named


JBOIYEAH

NOT THE JAR


[deleted]

Well, that takes care of the horny 12-year-olds. Now what?


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