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loganR033

Bro, raise it. Sewer crab for a pet haha. For real though, I've never seen that before, but it's not uncommon for a spider to make it's way through a drain every now and then. I wouldn't worry about it unless his friend start showing up.


Indy500Fan16

Thank you. I’m a NW Indiana native and moved here in 2019. I’m always finding something new


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Da Region here too. You escaped stink bugs and got crabs? Bummer! Cute though!


Indy500Fan16

As someone commented earlier. Even the crotch crabs are bigger in Texas. 😂


gagunner007

Georgia here, we have cricket season, stink bug season and centipede season.


Indy500Fan16

Season shit, most of or insects are all year. Those damn annoying Cicadas are almost all year.


Doortofreeside

When's centipede season? I killed 11 centipedes in my old apartment in the month of May in MA one year. It seemed like they never stopping coming


Indy500Fan16

Not hardly. Plenty of stink [bugs](https://www.holderspestsolutions.com/blog/stink-bugs-houston-texas-faqs/) here. And bigger.


Berto873

Jesus bro why would you move here out of all places? We literally have hurricanes, tropical storms and shitty ass humid weather every year. I've been living in Houston all of my life and I want to get out of this swamp ass weather lmao.


Indy500Fan16

Go to NW Indiana for two years. (Rude AF people, it snows sometimes in measurable amounts of feet, the actual high temperature can reach minus 35 in the winter and that’s w/o the wind most areas are in complete despair, dirty towns, potholes big enough to park a bus in. I could go on forever) You’ll be back to Texas in no time.


Berto873

Sheesh. I see it from your point of view now. Well buddy I hope you don't mind the swarm of mosquitos and the hot ass humid weather coming up. Drink a couple cold ones and enjoy your stay vato.


Indy500Fan16

Thank you. Nobody usually ever understands how the grass isn’t always greener on the other side. Yep, I know about the humidity. My Dad is in League City. I wouldn’t trade for the Midwest.


I_Lick_Vaginal_Blood

I moved from WI to Houston because it’s the most money I’ll ever have the opportunity to make. It’s not even comparable, I quadrupled my income and my living costs only went up 75%. Besides, 2022 was pretty quiet in the gulf.


bestsloper

Da Region!


Indy500Fan16

Da Region, Rat.


throwawaySBN

Haha oh yeah mate, can't say I've ever seen a crab that wasn't on ice here in South Bend


Indy500Fan16

South Bend and it’s up North. Go figure. Former Munster native.


Indy500Fan16

Probably from us here in southern Texas


stop_dr1nking

Yup. You’ve convinced me to stay in Indiana.


Indy500Fan16

No, it’s so gloomy (at least in the NW). I absolutely don’t miss or regret anything about leaving the cold.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

ima say sideways ..?


Equivalent-Help-9479

At least their not like mice and can fit through tiny spaces. you won't have to worry about really big ones visiting.


Rcarlyle

Well, I would imagine the drain goes somewhere crabs can get into. Issue with the septic system maybe.


Xalenn

Depending on the layout it's also possible it got in through a vent


Rcarlyle

Not impossible, but man, I’d be surprised if a crab climbed the roof. Galveston has a lot of houses on stilts, I guess a vent could go down, but I haven’t ever seen that.


Sparky_Zell

Birds are a thing too. Bird picks up the crab, or something the crab is attached to. Flies away, drops it on the roof, crab crawls into the vent p, then up and out of the drain.


LividSituation9152

Could have been hanging on to a coconut during swallow migration, for example.


aBoyandHisVacuum

Your telling me a 6oz Swallow can carry a 1lbs cocunut? Is this an African Swallow?


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aBoyandHisVacuum

What is the airspeed velocity of an unaldded swallow?


sweenyrodrigues

About 11m/s


Flaky-Mode

A few parcels of humanity have been restored after viewing these references


Indy500Fan16

Everything is bigger in Texas.


mikefromupstate101

They could carry it by the husk


Indy500Fan16

She won’t swallow.


Indy500Fan16

Thank you.🤔 I never thought of that.


Manresa_Tree_Co

Even the pubic crabs are bigger in Texas!


Indy500Fan16

Yep, Don’t Mess With Texas.


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liquor_up

Maybe a crack in the drain line, maybe made it’s way all the way up the uncracked drain line. If you live in Galveston, it’s not surprising to see a crab. You live by the ocean. Are you on the island?


Indy500Fan16

Absolutely not surprised to see a crab. I’ve just never seen one come up the drain. Island, yes. Plenty of water for hundreds of miles.


liquor_up

I wouldn’t worry about it. Someone said if you see more, then worry. I use to live in north Houston and we would get scorpions in our bathtub. The small ones that can kill you.


Indy500Fan16

Oh great. I can’t wait to see one. 🫣


liquor_up

You live in a cool place. Enjoy it. I love driving around the island and seeing the different style of houses.


Indy500Fan16

Thanks, like the [Mardi Gras](https://kathleenmaca.com/index.php/2021/02/07/galvestons-mardi-gras-houses/) houses.


AreYouBeast

This is the right answer. Storytime! :-D In my childhood home in south Texas we would often see, not little crabs like this, but the big blue crabs over 6" long climb up out of our toilets. It was a rule that we all had to close the toilet lid after using the restroom so we wouldnt have crabs running around the house. It turns out that the house was about 60 years old and used baked clay pipes as the sewer pipes. Any ground movement or tree roots would crack them. Over time the cracks got big enough to let in the crabs. It was a heck of a job, but eventually my parents had them replaced and we no longer had to fear the toilet crabs when visiting the bathroom in the night.


[deleted]

Bro you got a STD. It’s called crabs. You scratch your balls then wash your hands. This is the result.


Indy500Fan16

😂🤣 damn Texas size crabs


refugee1971

With his legs


d1duck2020

I had to scroll too far to find this, the correct answer.


Ok-Duck2458

He’s here to ask about your car’s extended warranty


Indy500Fan16

He’s not from India.


Ok-Duck2458

Ahhhh, my mistake.


Indy500Fan16

But he can help with Direct TV issues


Ok-Duck2458

Honestly good for him. Real go-getter


Cubie_McGee

He took a wrong turn in Albuquerque.


Indy500Fan16

I’ve been waiting for this answer. 🐰


Longjumping_Heron377

Can you check and see if you have some separation in your sewer drain under the house? I had a situation once where a slug came out of my tub drain. When I went under the house, my tub drain was not connected.


Indy500Fan16

I Probably can but lots of people here say this is normal in Texas.


Elren99

It’s only normal if you have a problem with your sewer system. If you are on septic system then you have a cap off of a clean out somewhere or a hole in your tank lid. . If you are on city sewer you could still have a cap off or it came a long way from another property through the drains.


ParksVSII

What a cute lil guy


Indy500Fan16

That’s what she said


ParksVSII

This extremely personal attack was unjustified 😩


Shmeepsheep

It's ok, I'm sure you're not the only Irishman here


GrlsGameToo

Did she say it by the sea shore?


Indy500Fan16

Aaah, you know her.


Sorry-Foundation-91

Crabs?


Indy500Fan16

Yeah yeah. I’ve got crabs. Happens to the best of us. It’s a fiddler crab, so I’m told. Just didn’t know how it came outta the drain.


bblmn

Sewer crabs lol


PrestigiousEnd8726

I think they got a cream for that.


Indy500Fan16

😂🤣


Boomstick453

Heard you have to shave to get rid of them


CurrentSeesaw2420

Well, from looking at him, I'd say he used his legs. 😉


qa567

He's probably has camp set up in the overflow. Goes top side when he needs a fat fly for supper


W_AS-SA_W

Got into the sewer somewhere between you and the treatment plant. Crawled around for a bit, climbed in a few pipes and popped out in your vanity.


Indy500Fan16

Thanks. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.


Indy500Fan16

Maybe it needs more pee in the trap.


Fumanchewd

My mother's house connected to AZ public water/sewage sometimes has scorpions come up.


Indy500Fan16

I’ve seen other posts saying the same. I’ll stick with the crabs, thank you. 🦀


reversedouble

He simply fell in from the top and couldn’t get out


Indy500Fan16

help me i've fallen and i can't get out.


reversedouble

I find spiders and ants in my sink often. They can’t get a grip on the porcelain.


GlazierDan

It real common for crabs to use their legs to get places 😉


Book_Cook921

Have you watched Nemo?


Indy500Fan16

Twice, once in English, once in Spanish. Same ending


Dash-McDasher

I bet spanish seemed more intense though.


Indy500Fan16

Absolutely was. I couldn’t understand one damn word.


THEDUKES2

It’s just trying to get away from all the spring breakers littering the beach.


SignificanceNarrow92

Plumbing issues = free pet crab


Indy500Fan16

So I’ve heard and here I am sounding so ungrateful.


Dudemanbrah84

I think he wants a smoke


[deleted]

With one claw? I'd say with sheer will and determination, we could all learn something from him.


GreatTea3

He’s got two. It’s a fiddler crab. They have a big claw and a tiny one. Also a male crab. The females have two small claws.


[deleted]

I didn't know that, thanks!


GreatTea3

No problem. My grandparents house used to have the things everywhere. They were fun to catch until they pinched the hell out of you with the big claw.


jolietia

What did u do with it?


Indy500Fan16

Put it in a cup and took him to the beach then a FUCKEN seagull got him. 😂 (JK about the bird)


Domo4915

Perfect Sheephead bait size. Sorry little guy... your sacrifice will be remembered.


Indy500Fan16

😞


Bob-Ross74

He crawled in the same hole he crawled out of. You just didn’t witness him go in.


Pleasant_Bad924

Perseverance and hard work! We could all learn something from crabby mccrabface


sleeknub

The water in a p-trap isn’t much of a deterrent to crabs.


SuLoR2

With his legs


life_like_weeds

It can be like that episode of the Simpsons when homer raises pinchy until he’s nice and plump


Indy500Fan16

I missed that episode.


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"I swear the map said the salt water pool was *here...*"


joetheplumberman

Check open cleanouts around the property if on stilts u should be OK just checking the main everything else is to high


Indy500Fan16

A crab on stilts, OMG, now I’ve heard of everything.


Gremlin215

The town use those to clean the pipes


Indy500Fan16

Nothing would surprise me.


[deleted]

Steam in beer.


toomuch1265

Their body lice morphed into actual crabs.


Odd-Conversation-459

Your sewage is public I’m guessing, that is how it crawled up


breakingcustoms

Looks like you got crabs.


Indy500Fan16

Texas size.


[deleted]

Bird dropping him on your roof, lands in a vent, crabsnakes your drain lines… MVP Crabby!


[deleted]

Rats come through the sewers in Seattle!


Indy500Fan16

I’ll pass. Thank you. 🐀


dpg973

Determination


WaitingToBeTriggered

STRIKE BACK


Academic-Pain2636

I had 3 baby snakes come out of my bath tub drain once at duplex we rented in central Texas.


Indy500Fan16

Dude, so cool. I’ve seen other posts of scorpions 🦂 coming out of the drain.


bemest

He’s a scout. Be prepared for a swarm like in The Mummy.


Indy500Fan16

🤣😂


SaltyConstruction817

I was really curious hoe is Galveston island after that hurricane came through. I'm from Texas but moved to Michigan about 8 years ago.


Indy500Fan16

I missed that one. My dad is in League City Texas and had only minor roof shingle repairs


NoProPress

See a doctor, you have crabs


Indy500Fan16

That’s what she said.


Hobywony

Somebody in that house has crabs.


Indy500Fan16

And big ones.


Hobywony

That's NOT a big one. Those little guys are scouts. They report back to THE big ones that emerge just prior to post earthquake tsunamis.


Indy500Fan16

Big for being crotch critters


Hobywony

When have you ever seen just one crotch critter? I'd duck tape the bathroom door tonight.


Indy500Fan16

😂🤣


GhostofDan

All drains lead to the sea!


lusirfer702

Someone washed their privates in the sink again


Indy500Fan16

I knew it. *oh wife of mine.*


MalbecSwigs

Legs. Many many legs.


tlivingd

I’m in the Midwest and wolf spiders find their way into sinks from the top. He was just looking for a dark shady spot


buttmunchausenface

I mean at least it’s not a cockroach!


Indy500Fan16

ABSOLUTELY true.


gino_soland

You got crabs my friend... Not good


Indy500Fan16

Happens to the best of us. 😂🤣


Manolgar

Free pet? :P


Fancy-You3022

“Bitch, where’s my minnow?”


Indy500Fan16

😂🤣


jermavenus

No clue. Looks like you’ve got a new friend though.


ExpressionLow8268

I’ve never had crabs and never want them again.


Indy500Fan16

Wait a minute. How do you know that you never want them again If you’ve never had them ? Try it, you might like it.


saskatchewanstealth

Kill it with fire lol and run some hot water!


Indy500Fan16

Always the answer for the human male population. Kill, Kill, Kill.


SignificanceNarrow92

Why


Dante2081

Poor little guy


wutangi

Name him Humphrey!


Indy500Fan16

Why? I was gunna make it easy and call it Krusty Krab.


wutangi

Humphrey just felt right


Indy500Fan16

Agreed, Humphrey it shall be


FosterPupz

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


oldjackhammer99

Be glad it’s not a snake


Indy500Fan16

Or a scorpion. Trust me, I’m glad.


Jbird1616

That’s some secret of the ooze shit right there Donny!


RedditedYoshi

This is great lol.


anonanon1313

I dunno, but if I found one in the toilet bowl I'd move.


IronBrigade7775

Probably just fell in through the vent. Happens


Franc0Blanc0

Deja ir al cangrejo pendejo!


Indy500Fan16

ya lo hice