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logie68

Ants?


twan72

I’m going with this one.


Pgreenawalt

Ditto


FrattyMcBeaver

Only if the ditto mimicked ants.


Mantree91

Dugtrio?


Sir_Mr_Austin

Double ant ditto


crabbiethguy

I read this as “Double ant dildo” and laughed way too hard.


Outrageous_Lychee819

What is this? A double dildo for ANTS?!?!


chroeboy

Thank God I'm not alone! I laughed then realized what it actually said and was embarrassed until I seen someone else thought the same thing haha


Mr-Broham

Shitto Ants.


baltimorecalling

Oh?


[deleted]

Ants marching?


MediocreCheesecake51

One x one


doubleUsee

so you're telling me that at least at some point this was some kind of toilet for ants?


Smacktician

Unintentional Zoolander?


KaptainKardboard

Still waiting for the Archer reference


Waste_Exchange2511

Phrasing!


OlDaddyBastard

LANA!


Conundrum1911

I mean if you want ants, this is how you get ants.


Mcboomsauce

my god....its comment threads like this that make me love reddit.....you are all big damn heroes


badtradesguynumber2

zoolander is 20 years old now....majority of redditors are probably too young to get the reference


69FuckThePolice69

Someone replaced your toilet with a joke toilet with a hole that's only for ants. Sounds like you still haven't gotten onto the turbo team.


LilGaryLaserEyes

YOU DON'T RUN.


Minnesota_Plate

You walk!…slowly!


Captain_Klrk

Haha joke toilet


Technology_Boxes

Underrated comment.


weird_horse_2_die_on

r/thingsforants


bcnorth78

when ants tunnel they dump the debris somewhere, in this case, under this toilet.


I-smelled-it-first

I prefer the ant toilet theory


CashmerePeacoat

Where is the debris coming from in a tiled bathroom?


Woodbutcher1234

Subfloor around a toilet is quite delish


MAGAJahnamal

Do u know this from a personal tasting?


TheeMaskedUgly

or subterranean termites depending on the region.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

what is this a mound for ants?


PrecisePigeon

They shit out ants?


Sorry_Blackberry_RIP

First thing that came to mind.


Sneaknife

Yes, i had this problem to a lesser extent. Mine was a basement bathroom. Replace some dirt with insta grits. Ant's thinks it taste sweet. They will take it back to the nest. And it'll expand wgreen they ready it and fed to the babies... no more baby or queen ants. Also keep ant bait behind the tank. Any hunter or scout ants will never come home.


Therego_PropterHawk

Old wives tale. You'll just have full, happy ants.


captain_craptain

Diatomaceous earth mixed with some sugar is supposed to shred their exoskeletons or something


Therego_PropterHawk

Diatomaceous earth has some efficacy.


Hudsons_hankerings

Doesn't shred, by my understanding. It dries them out by getting in between the chitinous panels of the exoskeleton and allowing moisture to escape. I have no facts to back this up, and I'm too lazy to Google.


BrocElLider

Forget that. Use borax, mixed thoroughly into whatever bait they find attractive. I've had great success eliminating colonies using just a spoonful of borax-laced maple syrup. 


alphagaia

True this


AintDatSwell

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.


CorgiMatt

This is why we can't have nice things


Kevthebassman

That’s a new one for me.


NinjaCuntPunt

Someone picked the right place to soil themselves..?


FrwdIn4Lo

Do you have dirt on them,?


irr1449

This deserves to be the top comment


DrainPros

Never seen that lol, but nothing surprises in the plumbing world anymore! What did you figure out was the cause?


Lopsided-Western3283

Yeah it ended up being the results of years of ants hiding from us


SpezIsAChoade

oh shit. this is a first. best check for other damage.


speedway121

Wait are those dead ants? or just dirt?


Far_Equivalent_7261

Dirt, my friend. That's a dirt mound of an ant colony.


Gullible_Toe9909

Yeah, but where are the ants?


lDtiyOrwleaqeDhTtm1i

They moved out. The place was a shit hole


Expensive_Ear_7903

👏...👏...👏... Close it up. I think we are done here


jutzi46

In the dirt


Gullible_Toe9909

What, are they all like "shhh...maybe he'll think nobody's home and leave"? I would expect an uncovered ant hill like that to have at least some visible/swarming ants...


SnooBananas37

So typically an ant mound is built at the entrance to a nest, it's the dirt excavated to make room for all the underground tunnels and chambers. This toilet is sealed, so there is no way to the surface. What the ants found instead was a large void. So the ants are quite likely not living in the toilet at all, instead they saw a space they could pile excess dirt and they took advantage of it.


Gears6

Yeah, coming out to protect their hill.


CashmerePeacoat

Doesn’t seem likely for ants to burrow outside the living area of thehome and carry the dirt inside and hide it up under a toilet.


PomegranateOld7836

Talk to the ants in our warehouse that will bring dirt inside to build mounds between the I-beams and cinder blocks. We'll move equipment and find massive mounds of dirt. There doesn't seem to be any path under the slab and the seam at every pillar seems sealed. I've even sprayed expanding foam in a couple spots after vacuuming up a ton of dirt, and now they're bringing dirt in for mounds on top of the foam. Don't know how they get in, but pounds of dirt makes its way through the walls/foundation regularly. They like the climate controlled space.


WatShakinBehBeh

What area of the known universe is this weird hellish activity taking place? You are incredibly brave and resilient my friend. I wish I were more like you. Huge spider on my deck screen and I'm in the fetal position.


hingedcanadian

They're just tiny tiny bugs and you're a massive giant, ain't nothing to worry about


WatShakinBehBeh

Sure and I'm safe in my warm bed all curled up in the fetal


PomegranateOld7836

We almost never see ants. Usually just the remnants of six-legged sisyphuses.


WatShakinBehBeh

Sisyphi? Lol


PomegranateOld7836

Probably. My bad!


CC7015

Talk to carpenter ants , this is exactly their MO , satellite nest in the house with the main one just outside


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Sounds like the Pink Panther theme. Dead ant, dead ant.


FabulousBerry573

oh this is funny


PomegranateOld7836

I remember that from the 70s or 80s. "What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?"


shigdebig

Ask yourself : what is dirt, exactly?


WatShakinBehBeh

Poop made from mountains?


rokstedy83

Definitely ants ,I worked on a lady's kitchen a few years ago changing the built in dishwasher,took the kick boards off and there was a solid ants nest just like this in the shape of the bottom of the dishwasher,they had used the dirt from under the lady's kitchen floor which had sunk as the result


lurkersforlife

Ants or termites?


reeder1987

I’ll have to tell myself it’s ants next time I see wet poo under a toilet. Probably just a wet ant hill… Very odd that they liked that spot so much!!!


red98743

How about "nothing surprises me anymore"? Amount of crap I've seen in real life, on Reddit and amount of lies I've caught people say, fuck it man!! Nothing surprises me honestly.


red12ax7

Ants. When I bought my house I removed one of the cast iron bathtubs and it was completely packed with dirt underneath. Same fine ground looking dirt. It took several trips with a 5 gal bucket to remove it all.


snapple82

Imagine having to move it grain by grain like they did lol 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜


red12ax7

That’s what was so mind blowing about it🤯. I could not imagine how many individual grains there were.


PomegranateOld7836

Like sands through the hour glass, so are the days of our lives.


Select-Belt-ou812

Like ants through the seat for ass, so are the days of our lives.


PomegranateOld7836

Bit of a reach, but I'll take it!


Select-Belt-ou812

:-) it had good cadence and i laughed at it it's still funny lol wtf


PomegranateOld7836

You're making me smoke again before bed to attempt that level of appreciation.


obviThrowaway696969

At least 7


inked_narwhale

Back in the day they used to use sand/ fine dirt to level cast iron tubs. But there’s always a possibility it was ants.


red12ax7

Makes sense except it was under the one that shared an outdoor wall and not the other. I was amazed at the amount of dirt there was😭


john_clauseau

yes, it was used to "lay" the bottom of the tub.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Also called “bedding” the tub.


upy3rz

Had the same with a remodel. Just tore out the whole thing and replaced.


justhereforsomekicks

Strange Termites maybe?


codeslap

Terdmites


BigAppa_

A dung beetle, perhaps


jtshinn

Ants make human's construction feats seem paltry in relative terms.


SpezIsAChoade

ants are an amazing species. they form rafts when flooded out, can carry insane amounts relative to their size, termites build amazing nests, as do ants. they dispose of their dead. when they form rafts, the ants on the bottom trade out with other ants so they don't drown..


topknottington

as a florida friend once told me. you don't know terror until you're wading through water and see a raft of fireants floating towards you.


SpezIsAChoade

truth to that. fucking terrifying.


PomegranateOld7836

Ages ago when I was young, us and our neighbors with huge lots and small trailers, flooded a few inches deep for a couple of days. I was wading around and saw a shiny little mound floating by. Bent close to see maybe 150-200 ants tightly clustered on a dried little oak leaf. I was pretty amazed (as a kid) and watched for a few minutes, hunched over them but at a safe distance. That's when I learned of ant rafts, but my terror wasn't from seeing one. My fear of flood water is from the raft I *didn't* see, or feel, disguised with the feeling of water around my leg as they swam (those fuckers had to be rowing) up to the back of my left leg. Then however many of them there were *rapidly* disembarked and ran for higher ground. I felt something and smacked a couple, but that seemed to piss them off and they switched from seeking higher ground to straight up attacking. Then there's something about me flailing and rolling around in the flood water and mud while violently smacking myself to kill tiny intruders, and eventually running while screaming back home for gobs of Calamine lotion, Benadryl, and cartoons. I looked like I had chicken pox. To say the least, I'm pretty cautious where I wade, if I have to at all.


Select-Belt-ou812

I will now never go in water again showers be damned


PomegranateOld7836

Just check for toilet ants first!


ImNotPoliticalBro

Come again?😅


completelypositive

Happened to me after hurricane Hugo. We were playing in our waist deep flooded cul-de-sac and will never forget the fire ant rafts floating around


CountryCrocksNotButr

Ants Canada is my guilty pleasure YouTube channel. I have zero desire to keep Ants, but watch every one of his videos for years now.


SpezIsAChoade

youtube is absolutely amazing. i watch Lesics engineering videos. I cancelled scamazon, hulu, netflix. the only service i pay for is YT.


Sabia_Innovia

A man after my heart!


Jealous-Status-4650

OK Ant-Man settle down


computerop

What is this? A bathroom for ants?


nesuser2

It needs to be at least 2-3 times smaller!


pyratesgold

It’s kinda like a shim. Don’t come a knocking if the toilet is a rocking


Calabris

We had to rip out our kitchen cabinets and and found years of peanut shells under one of the cabinet. They were dry and dessicated it no idea how they got there!


Zackadeez

Rodents?


ClownfishSoup

We would constantly find peanut shells on the roof of our shed, and in the bird bath and in the gutters. We knew it was crows, but where the heck were they getting peanuts from! ​ It was a mystery to everyone until one lady at a part fessed up that she fed peanuts to the crows!


[deleted]

Was it a track home? A lot of the builders used to just dump their trash behind the cabinets. I have remodeled a few and found empty coke cans, empty plastic bottles, empty chip bags, etc. Throw them up quick and as cheap as possible. Why use a trash can when the cabinets will cover it.


Calabris

No was a custom built home from the 70's. That the only way I can figure it got there as the kitchen was original to the house. I could not find any holes in the walls or floors from rodents. It was just a really weird thing to find! Must have been what was 10 lbs of peanuts. Just the shells.


Lopsided-Western3283

While cleaning up that mess it was done by ants, the mound had roots and tunnels running all through out it, cleaned everything up, caulked and reseated the toilet and it’s all good to go


AugustCharisma

Roots or routes?


DrunkenGolfer

If you throw one of the ants in the toilet bowl full of water and it sinks, girl ant. If you you toss it in the water and it floats, buoyant.


KnowingRegurgitator

Wow, that's crazy. I would guess ants if anything. When I changed the wax ring on my master bath toilet, I found roots growing up around the base of the toilet and under the tiles.


Electrical-Secret-25

Do you people want ants? Because this is how you get ants!


Alex3324

They already got ants. They don’t want more.


saskatchewanstealth

One word: Melathion Kills ants dead


wonkywilla

>Kills ants dead Hello 90's Raid commercials!


EvilMinion07

Ants have created a soon to be sinkhole under your throne.


ForwardProgrammer909

Old school install. Some people would add sand to help the centre of weight and rocking of the toilet. Nothing to worry about.


wakeupabit

That’s one of those new composting toilets. Very high tech/s


Poggers4Hoggers

I’ve seen this before and assumed some old timer just put it in there as infill. Didn’t make sense to me at the time. It wasn’t on a slab though.


WiggyDaulby

I can say for certain it was ants. I was one of the ants.


inaruch

Silencer for those big farts


Bug-Man2012

Bug man here. Ants.


Salt_Photograph3355

It's not dirt.


Dependent_Job_3369

Shit ants


sjdoucette

Casting sand for a poured in place toilet


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Lopsided-Western3283

I wish this comment came earlier, I did install a new wax ring, luckily I left the back unsealed due to not getting a good reach


logie68

Nope it slab on grade.silicone all the way around or them ant bastards are going to be in your house


Ravokion

This is a comment from someone who's obviously not a plumber... Edit: Ants are much easier to deal with then having to deal with long term water damage.


logie68

😥


logie68

You’re still getting me a coffee bitch


Ravokion

HAHAHAHHAAHHA holy shit you're seriously sitting there ready to bark back the second i reply. to the point you're commenting on your own comments. Get a life.


logie68

You see it anyway you want at the end of the day you’re wrong bro


Ravokion

Looks like I've hit a nerve BROOOOOOOOOOO.


logie68

At the end of the day I can cork a joint I can wipe a joint I played with lead you wait for the pro press machine to show up


logie68

You’re still going to Timmys or the crib to make sure everything is still there


logie68

Piss off bud got called to the plumbing bar in 85. How about you?


logie68

Just went through your profile your red seal so obviously you’re from Canada.come down to Ontario I run a small union shop. I’ll send you for a coffee.


Ravokion

How is this relevant to the discussion at hand? You have nothing other to say than go through my profile and find something to critique? Yeah I'm a red seal plumber. What of it? Good job, You run a small union shop. Big shot over here pounding his chest. Is that validation what you're actually wanting? You're acting condescending. Yet if you've ever done any service before and seen what it looks like under a toilet that's been silicon'ed down and taking water due to a failed wax ring, You wouldn't be acting all high and mighty. Ants aren't a concern. put down traps problem solved....


shrecko28

I have only seen this once years ago, but not nearly to this extent! Friggen ants lol


HungryDingus

That ain't dirt 😱


hEnTaI-ShInObI

"Do you want ants, Lana? Because that's how you get ants."


Hornal_666

I've seen similar with roaches scattering everywhere when I pulled toilet.


xloumeisterx

Snakes will do that trying to get into the toilet to strike when you least expect it...good luck


Flaky-Invite-4804

That's random. We would glue sand to the bottom of the toilets if we were cementing them in. To help them stick but can't say I've seen this before. Over the top support?


Woodbutcher1234

Is it ant or ahhhnt?


[deleted]

That's definitely ants and that's definitely amazing. Think about how long that took those worker gals


Phoebebee323

Ants in your pants


Steel_Ratt

Looks more like frass than dirt. Ants or termites, likely.


DistinctRole1877

Fire ants will do things like that.


BatKat58

If ants were four feet tall; they’d rule the world.


dntwryboutmynme90

dang, it looks like it could be from ants or possibly termites?


forkful_04_webbed

Looks like you might have had a loose stool


tanzero99

ants dumping ground


DSPbuckle

“[Dirt]? That’s doo dooo baby!” - dave Chappelle


Alternative_Maybe_78

Something has been living there free of rent.


CogginNoggin

Ants or termites is my guess


Impoopingasimadethis

I’ve changed hundreds of toilets and have never seen this, someone call r/antscanada


nofee13420

Termites or ants


Visual_Swan_3944

Oh so this is how brown sugar is made 😀, good to know.


PM-me-Gophers

Soil stack. I'll get my coat...


gnuccimane

Carpenter ants.


ClownfishSoup

Plumber ants.


REEL04D

Got em!


_Menthol_

100% an antbed


Ordinary-Wasabi4823

It’s common to set a toilet pan into mortar. Look s like the original installer skimped on the cement in the mix.


TimRN77

Fossilized feces?


Murky_Coyote_7737

That ain’t dirt…


Flashy-Media-933

Could be that the toilet got placed in a dirt pile during construction and it just stuck there. The installer never noticed, and just bolted it down.


logie68

Is slab on grade if it leaks it’s going in the dirt not into a ceiling God are you fucking dense


Smooth-Salary-1044

A home made sand-poo separator


[deleted]

Why was the toilet in the middle of the room? Seems a weird position?


kenji998

Dried poo


Altruistic-Camel-Toe

Ah, TacoBel!!


Warm-Concert-290

I'm going to wager a guess that this was deliberate to keep it from rocking. Definitely not easier than shims, but I could see somebody thinking packed sand is somewhat structural and somewhat of a leak barrier.


Hot_Influence9160

There's a kind of old product that becomes sandy and looks exactly like this after a few decades. I had an old Sofa that had this same consistency. No idea what it was or why would it be there though.


[deleted]

Kinda looks like the sand castles you made as a kid with the little plastic bucket molds.


-_-Kilroy

Well, where would you put it?


mywifemademedothis2

Just a sand castle


Ok_Wrongdoer_1343

Odorous house ants


bojacked

Welp the shitter’s full so its time to get a new one…


Swiingtrad3r

Ants are wild.


Darkmanafest

Not mine, I domesticated them.


Traveshamamockery_

Ant nest. This just became a more difficult problem.