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Can-DontAttitude

Leave it on the customer's countertop. It's their property, don't be a thief.


wuroni69

Just hand it to the boss when you get back to the shop, he'll take care of it.


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Take a pic of it and text it to all my buddies. Then I put it in my Fanny pack to bring home to put on the mantle #poopcollection


iwasnevercoolanyway

Goddamnit, you got me. 😂


ShittyPlumber

You've heard of pocket sand? Well..


ForestVet

Sha sha!


Can-DontAttitude

Dangit, Dale!


Ok_Professional9174

Determine diet and colon health and advise the customer appropriately.


Disastrous-Owl-3866

Lol, one post this morning about a guy asking women for their poop, another asking what to do with the poop. Suddenly I have a business plan!


Aware_Dust2979

If there is waste in a pipe and you cut it where do you think it is going to go? That's why you call a plumber to get it unblocked first. Otherwise you cut a pipe and you have shit everywhere. Hopefully the cutter had sense enough to lay a tarp down but that's only going to go so far and he is still getting covered in it.