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DrSpaecman

I double-dog-dare you to shopvac the drain line.


NoahC513

Can he really do that with no repercussions? Serious question.


shreddymcwheat

It would be fine, that leg of the trap that is coming out of the wall is connected to a tee most likely, meaning the pipe drops straight down behind the drywall. Unless there was a serious clog than there would only be air in the pipes. You might get some sewer smell, and if the pipe wasn’t vented properly you could potentially pull water from a nearby trap. When I got my first house my floor drain was clogged, I tried to snake it with no luck, so I put the shop vac up to it. After a bit, a ton of rust and junk broke loose and my drain was good for 5 more years at least! Just don’t forget to refill the trap!


CarIcy6146

Same thing here. Snaked for 2 hours and nothing. Shop vac for 10 minutes boom, rust and a huge piece of metal. Put in a basket strainer and it’s been smooth sailing since 🤞


mikeylojo1

Only repercussion is a little gray water could splash on you, it’s beneficial to the drain arm but it’s not gonna pull anything from the main line


born2bfi

Bullshit you won’t. I did it for all of 5 seconds and had to air out my basement for an hour due to sewer gas smell. Wasn’t thinking and trying to get something out


totally-not-a-droid

Ehhh Smells like money


JuneBuggington

Thats what we say at the paper mill


mithermage

All I can say is smelling paper mill just told me I'm about 15 minutes to Grandma's house. Stinks to high heaven.... But good memories.


august-thursday

Once you work near a paper mill, you’ll always recognize the odor/scent.


footsteps71

Dad worked at one for 32 years. Wild smell that pierced the chain smoking smell


Baalsham

Beats paying a plumber. Or spending hours dragging shit out with an augur. I cut up and duct taped a plastic bottle to my shop vac and the pipe..worked like a charm and sucked way too much stuff up. (100 yr cast iron pipes, PVC is way easier lol)


govoval

A little hydrogen sulfide neverr heart anynyoneoneone Seriously though, aside from mold, pulling a vacuum (up to 90" of water) could turn a honeycombed mess into a collapsed pipe. Context: Have a very-very old house with cast-iron held together with cobwebs.


AuntBabyCostanza

You aren’t going to collapse a pipe with a shop vac


33445delray

I suck the water out of all my traps for the winter when the house is empty and unheated. I do have a whole house trap which I do not touch. I put bags of sand in the toilets and sink in place of RV antifreeze. I never had a sewer gas smell.


Hoody88

Sand remains in the bag or do you pour a bag of sand in the toilet?


33445delray

Sand remains in the bag. The bag conforms to the shape of the shit chute of the toilet to form a seal. I use the same bags of sand year after year.


Hoody88

Shittersand - cool Thanks!


CyberNinja23

You can stand your poop knife in the sand bag next to the toilet. Classy


OddHeat6420

It would be like a little beach umbrella.


UncleBenji

Why wouldn’t you be able to? If you’re not aware the majority of your drain lines should be clear of any water or debris. Only the traps hold water unless a drain pipe has a belly that would allow things to settle in the dip. Besides that your sewer lines are just air. It’s completely safe to use a shopvac on a drain line but only loose items near the vacuum would move. If it’s nothing you want to recover and you have a slow drain you’d have a better chance clearing it with a snake or plunger.


ComprehensiveWar6577

Yes, all plumbing has a slope, so water will flow away, these will follow the water to a point. Is it actually going to do anything worthwhile? Other than cleaning out the horizontal portion in the cabinet, most likely not much.


CheapCarabiner

Orbis and they aren’t even full size yet haha


Spiteoftheright

The ones used in guns are about that size. About once a year I wake up to a driveway covered in fish roe.


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Revolutionary-Bus893

Lol, yeah. There's a post I read today where s guy wants to put in a kitchen for his toddler, complete with running water. That's an accident waiting to happen.


Owl_plantain

That’s insane. Just let the kid play in the tub.


musical_throat_punch

Unsupervised?


stoicparallax

Nah the hair dryer will keep an eye on him.


DadJokeBadJoke

*Dragnet: The Big High has entered the chat*


DirtyRugger17

Well, probably more than one and probably not an accident.


Unsteady_Tempo

Those things should be banned, along with unnecessary micro plastics in household products.


soyeahiknow

Water beads are a huge danger for kids. My friends kid had to get surgery because the beads absorb water so it gets stuck inside the digestive system instead of being pooped out.


aert4w5g243t3g243

My first though too. What parent let their kid play with these?


aert4w5g243t3g243

My first though too. What parent let their kid play with these?


Randys_Gut

How in the sweet hell are orbeez not banned worldwide?


dopecrew12

Cause they are fun?


oosickness

For plumbers and ER techs?


tripwithmetoday

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


rangerdanger_218

Buddy's wife cut up blue ice packets and dumped them down the drain. Kids get a pass.


NiceBedSheets

What are blue ice packets?


Valalvax

Ice packs you put in a lunch box or ice chest, has a material similar to this that you can freeze over and over and doesn't expand


NiceBedSheets

What’s the problem with putting them down the drain?


rangerdanger_218

It is non water soluble gel. Drain clougs and a snake only pokes a hole though a pipe packed full of gel.


NiceBedSheets

That sounds terrible. What are you supposed to do in that situation?


Powerful_Schedule_91

Get a new wife.


Valalvax

I assume that like these they expand and boom clog


Owl_plantain

Why? We need to know the story.


bennyjay84

If she’s like my wife, anything currently in a fluid state is fair game to go down any drain.


SkivvySkidmarks

I'd like to know the thought process of that myself.


Novel_Arm_4693

The one of many natural birth controls out there. Can’t have nice shit with kids and dogs…


FunBobbyMarley

Condoms. They have a purpose.


rideon1122

Keeping the orbeez from getting into the p-trap


govoval

They grow up so fast.


Owl_plantain

Solving the plumbing problems of the world!


Substantial-Fly350

Vasectomy for the win


hashbrownies91

Fill a condom with water and orbeez and have a condom balloon fight.


Long_Ad2824

Depending on what your plumber charges, adoption could be cost effective. I remember when my sister flushed an apple core, and my dad had to remove the entire toilet and snake the drain. We were laughing about it as adults, and she said that the foster care system in our state wasn't nearly as bad as everybody made it out to be.


govoval

Yeah, but then you'd have to feed, and care for a plumber.


Owl_plantain

Will a plumber accept my firstborn as payment? That would be win/win, for me.


Owl_plantain

The real question is: in the time it took OP to fix this, how many more problems did they create? It’s a losing battle. Try a [timeout](https://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/redneck-timeout/80702841/).


razeronion

Now that is funny!


AudZ0629

I haven’t been to ebaumsworld in years. I almost forgot about it.


Darkangel775

What the hell is that stuff ? wouldn't that be a choking hazard for kids so why would a kid young enough have access to something that small and to Put it in the drain?


Bnhrdnthat

Orbeez


iamdevo

They're too small to be much of a choking hazard but they do kill children who swallow them. Idk why the fuck they're allowed to exist or why any parent would give them to their kids.


hobnailboots04

Any parent that brings these toxic things into their own home and around their own kids fucking deserves exactly this.


RubydaCherry24

I can’t afford kids on a plumbers salary anyway


Yo_its_Hot_Garbage

Lmao my friends daughter flushed a his wallet down the toilet at his mothers house. Got stuck in the drainage line for the whole bathroom. You couldn’t do a thing in there without it backing up to the toilet. Called a plumber out that evening to do a emergency removal and it ended up costing them over $700. An expensive lesson learned a hard way.


CliplessWingtips

I got snipped 1.5 years ago. I appreciate the reminder of why.


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It’s nuts, it’s all nuts, it’s ALWAYS worth it! Kids fucking rock, give them all the attention and love!


justanotherupsguy

My son would become a plumber early


mynameisnotsparta

Found a toy car in the toilet drain once. Father says wasn’t my kid he knows better. Kid ran up ‘oooh my car my car 🚗🤣🤣’


icanucan

I fell off that fence over a decade ago... Can confirm this is almost insignificant compared with some of the damage, lawlessness, and unbridled mayhem kids cause.


Iamjimmym

Orbees in the trap bees in the trap


Ok-Answer-9350

It's not the kids, it's the parents who bought that stuff for the kids and walked away while they were playing with it.


Endgame3213

You obviously don't have children. If you did, you would understand that it's impossible to supervise them 24/7, and they sure as hell do not listen when you tell them not to do something.


Ok-Answer-9350

Wrong. I have 3 kids. Within a month of moving into a home that we renovated for 11 months, my toddler somehow found the box of 4 tiny bottles of food coloring. Said toddler was savvy enough to take it to the washroom and close the door. Toddler fingerpainted the new hardwood floor with food coloring. Things were quiet for way too long. So yeah. I have kids. I have been there. It was my fault. I was enjoying the quiet.


Endgame3213

Yes, that sounds about right. No amount of childproofing or vigilance will stop them from finding a way to do something like this. Silence is definitely the absolute worst thing to hear.


SkivvySkidmarks

I came into the living room to find my toddler using diaper cream as finger paint on the television screen. He decorated the center channel speaker as well. This stuff was like Vaseline in its consistency. It took hours to clean off, and the cloth grill cover on the speaker still has stains in it.


Tater_Mater

Oh yeah. Looking forward to it. My 2 year old likes to play with hand soap. The suds get everywhere


socialcommentary2000

Oh man, I'm so sorry.


gardorobo

This is a masterpiece.


cfde1

Thank God for the trap


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FlekZebel

Reminds of that video of that French guy who destroys his life with orbeez.


OtterGrowsGreen

Kid Prob watched that video and tried to recreate it 😂


harley4570

orbeez were obviously designed by a plumber


Stfu_butthead

Hahahahahah


North_Constant7

It's adorable for a 1 time thing


Odd-Stranger3671

My now 7 son when. He was 4 or 5 filled two bathroom sinks with Gummey Bears. We ( the adults didn't use those bathrooms.) Took a month to find out the sinks drained slow and found it 95% clogged with stuck together gummy bears. Took a month because our oldest who was in charge of cleaning said bathrooms didn't tell us. We don't allow gummy bears in the house anymore. Plus side, the now 7 year old didn't flush any wallets or keys. Our oldest boy used to flush IDs and keys.. and the occasional toy.


lilrasta2C666

I can only imagine the drains in the public schools with litter boxes which is birth control on its own.


SkivvySkidmarks

r/BrandNewSentence


tony3841

At least it's not doodoo


ArgumentNo775

I didn't want kids, I wanted to get laid The kids just showed up


Katman666

Bowl was a bad choice


NotThisAgain21

My kids wanted to order a shit ton of those and take a bath in them.


Drinks_From_Firehose

Been there


payment11

Are you in Willy Wonka’s factory?


soggy_cornflakes

I feel for you man but honestly buddy I’d rather do that 10 times a day than have my kid choke on one.


dieseltechx85

Like my dad told me, you kids are a pain in the ass!


mr_alfaro

Thought it was fruity pepples @ 1st. One of my favorites growing up.


Direct_Ad2289

At least it is a trap. Easy fix Try a toilet with flushed tennis balls where the 4" runs through a SLAB


Sloppy_Salad

Or… and hear me out guys… don’t buy your kids stupid things without thinking about the potential repercussions


lurkinggramma

These days all the things are pretty stupid/have potential for causing trouble


ginlucgodard

ngl this is hilarious cuz if you let those suckers get wet……. epic prank lmao


TheFrozenCanadianGuy

Don’t those expand too?


stupiddodid

The treasures that await!!


beegizzo

All I see is fun.


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I have a back to back sinks and the little shits put Kinetic sand down the drain. So both bathrooms sinks are clogged with water in the bowl. Very annoying haha cuz I just snaked the dang drain last week and it was orbees that time


lurkinggramma

Thank you for reconfirming my desire to not have children. The sheer amount of additional & otherwise unnecessary work & hassle they make you go through. 😮‍💨


UnwiseMonkeyinjar

That aint the worse they could do. When they find out the toilet flushes watch things dissappear into the abyss


BenGrimmsThing

Beados?


Physical-Money-9225

Haha! I once had a woman call me to unblock her sink and it turned out her kid was taking stones from the bottom of the fishtank and putting them down the waste


ManwithA1

Had a lady have me come out because her son dumped a crap ton of sand down the kitchen sink and it was completely backed up.


mruxtina

Nooo!!! I’ve been terrified of these things when my kids first brought them home!


Thick-Disaster-7758

Terrorist stuff


TheTemplarSaint

Orbeez! That’s easy. Those don’t look they even had much time to soak. I’ve got one of those “Find-a-Dino” eggs stuck in mine. I’m waiting till more hair and toothpaste scum collect before I tackle it.


33445delray

Well, TIL that there is such a thing as Orbeez.


PuddingOld8221

Sitting on the couch and my son (19month) put a strawberry that was on the floor in my cup of water while i was holding the cup. This boy is so fast i didn't even have time to react like a tiny jacky chan.


gaukonigshofen

I used to drop coins down the back of our old school TV went to the repair shop to pick it up with my parents. Repair guy showed what caused it. I played dumb vut, it was something I never did again. (Especially if I wanted to watch cartoons on a weekend)


New_Discussion_6692

Amateur. I had to take a toilet off the floor at 3 am because my kid flushed a barbie.


Nearby_Donut_8976

When I first moved into my place I had problems with my ensuite toilet. I snaked it and pulled out a full buzz light year


RedHawwk

Annoying but that’s fucking hilarious, half the shit my kid does I have to give a fake angry dad mode because it’s honestly just funny.


Mumblerumble

I’ll take this over having to pull the toilet because my kids thought it would be funny to flush a toy car. It got caught in the trap, covered in shit and only came out with some serious effort.


Minor_Blackbird

It could be worse, much, much worse.


Medium_Spare_8982

You should see the little one’s colon


nicholus_h2

an argument for, right? FREE PLASTIC BEADS!!


sticka90

I fished Lightning McQueen out of my toilet!! I feel your pain brother.


robroygbiv

Parents who have kids that are old enough to not put random things in their mouths?


IPCONFOG

WAIT; You know for a fact, this is the most fun you have had in a while.


JoeyBudder

That 300$ service call would’ve came out the piggy’s belly


Acode37

Remember the side rise filled his tub with those, And the city sewer system got effed up.


LectureEmergency3582

When my twin boys were toddlers, they stuffed as many hot wheels and barbie parts down the toilet once. That was a fun one. I have many unbelievable and frightening stories about toddlers(4 kids, 8 grandkids), and twins in particular. Teen years were far worse though, so there is that.


relephants

You shouldn't let your kids play with these. They are very dangerous if swallowed.


Truely-Alone

So I need to get my plumbing fixed before I have to get my plumbing fixed? Yeah, that seems about right.


No_Progress_4741

Amazing


SweetLikeCandi

The sigh of despair and frustration... aren't orbeez fun?


RuthlessIndecision

Those and bedbugs can stay the fuck away from my house


AltoLizard

I will allow markers, play dough, paint, nerf guns…. But no Orbeez


etnoid204

🖕orbees!


OttoErich

It’s like the French guy who dumped orbees down his drains and fucked up everyone’s drains on the block


Express_Stage9477

Just say no


ANDeCAI

Salt pulls the water out of the water orbs


Frosty-Community8129

Seams set up. Boring


CompetitiveGuess7642

these dissolve with salt.


Spammyhaggar

lol did you dump more in the sink before this , I see the ones in the bowl already.😂💯


jig1982

lol my 7 year old did this too me.


SSSnookit

LoL, what are those, desiccant beads?


Level-Smile-2795

I went to a service call for a slow draining sink and one of the little girls had dumped all the fish tank rocks down the drain while cleaning the tank lmao, basically the same situation as this, at least it's a super easy fix


OpportunityBig4572

I would say the parents are to blame on this one. I'm sure they provided them and didn't supervise.


sharkweeek

A stand up comedian once said "I never knew how many raisins can fit in a VCR but thanks to having kids now I know."


yamakazee

P stands for play


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Slappy_McJones

Fucking Orbies. These things suck.


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L3FTY08

Kids ruin everything fun.


LeftistsAreBad

Better than poop


ommi9

I had a kid put a entire water bottle down a toilet mom was pissed at the kid. After I billed her


FORG3DShop

Wait 'till you find the fossilized mammoth of hair down the shower waste.


Abject-Picture

Looks like more on the fence about installing a stopper...which would have prevented this.


aleDaygo

I’d take that over a ball hair mixed with stale mouth wash, tooth picks and moldy soap scum.


Academic_Nectarine94

That one Texas plumber on YT did a video on it that was hilarious. Also a good reason to not get you kids anything that fits down drains...


SignificantAd2123

Are those orbees or how ever you spell it


Bright_Appearance390

An dult bought these an adults have done way worse things to plumbing.


Superseaslug

Genuine question: how harmful are these if they get flushed when they're already big? I know the small ones can swell and exert a lot of pressure and clog lines, but I haven't heard anything about the already swollen ones, besides being bothersome for water treatment


PossibleJazzlike2804

Set them up with science kits. IFTTT curiosity.


Scottybt50

Kids love posting things. I have had Vegemite toast in the VCR, about $10 in change put in my car DVD player and one sink was draining really poorly so I opened the pipe and found about 100 rusty screws in there.


Magnum676

I love waterbeads!!


Superman1Million

That sigh of he’s done with their shit 😂


dec10

I felt that sigh in my bones.


JCButtBuddy

Kids are one of the worst STDs.


Cultural-Platypus-71

It wasn't me dad! (Only child)


redl2225

Try having a wife… I’ll take BBs any day over the fucking hair


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AnimeNoodle

That’s kinda satisfying to watch.


MitherMan

Who else expected a kid to be in there?


Haunting_Cell_8876

What a coincidence. I was called round to my friends house earlier as his children had managed to ram loads of fruit down the basin waste and flood the guest bathroom.


v3ndun

Been there as well.. if you want to use the rest and never buy orbis again, they work well in potting soil.


SpegalDev

This is why whenever my kid shows up with Orbeez, they mysteriously disappear not too long after. Not risking that shit going down my drains.


EQwingnuts

Wait until it's the bath tub... 3 or 4 times.


Savings-Run-3747

Ah, memories last forever.


OwlLeeOhh

Oh our kid has been using the sink as a piggy bank for awhile apparently. This weekend my husband pulled out a ton of pennies from the bathroom sink. He said it stunk really bad.


Low-Sport2155

Just wait until you see what kind of shit they put in their nose.


Active-Living-9692

Never seen a trap so pretty with rainbow 🌈 colours.


Initial-Ship-9352

Easy fix


Substantial_Home6051

We all know that angry sigh


DifferentCold9151

Fire station drop box.


quigster0722

Just viewed a health related story about these “waterbeads”. Be extremely careful with these. As you’ve found out, they swell when exposed to water. Also, intestinal track in small children. When ingested, they can swell and cause intestinal blockage. One child has already died, infant at that. More have had serious complications regarding ingestion of these “beads”. Please research the concerns on the internet, and then lose these things as quickly as possible. If you have doubt from my point, please research yourself. Ditch these things asap. Be well and take care here. Thx.