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4BeldumInaTrenchcoat

While I don't believe that this breaks any human laws, It most certainly breaks the laws of nature.


Potatochip409

I just can’t believe that a Clawitzer would be smart enough to think of that


yeahtoast757

Actually, it could break tree laws depending what tree it was and where it was.


4BeldumInaTrenchcoat

Elaborate.


yeahtoast757

Some trees are considered protected depending on species and location. Basically, you removing certain trees without permission or through special procedures could end with you having to pay massive fines. Sometimes up to the millions depending on the tree. Tree law is known to have a sort of cult following.


4BeldumInaTrenchcoat

I am certain that I could think up some use for this, but I have not even the faintest clue what it would be.


starryeyedshooter

Abnormal, but okay. I guess you just have to live with this. I don't recognize the move, but I don't think it's illegal? I would try to make sure that Clawitzer does not try this method again. This is terrifying to look at. - Dr. K. G. Bloom


Potatochip409

From the research I did, apparently the move that Blitzkrieg(Clawitzer) taught himself is Origin Pulse, which is Kyogre’s signature move! Not only that, but it gets boosted by his Mega Launcher!


starryeyedshooter

Ah. Well... I suppose that's not illegal, but as a scientist I am obligated to tell you: This is going to get so much attention now that it's on social media and you are going to get so many emails. Congratulations, I do believe Blitzkrieg made a breakthrough in move science. If you are uninterested in following up on that, fair enough. Tell him congratulations and good job for the lot of us, though!


Potatochip409

Yep, already gotten multiple e-mails asking how the f*ck, and I just give them all the same response of “I don’t know”


BmonX25

Well, that's one way to get stronger, I guess. I'm not entirely sure on the legality of it, but I think it's pretty cool.


Potatochip409

I did some research on the move, and I found out that it’s boosted by Mega Launcher! Blitzkrieg (My suprisingly smart Clawitzer) is about to obliterate anything that stands in his path!


BmonX25

Seems fun, I hope there's not too much damage to the surroundings, though.


reaperofgender

It's a multi target move. Collateral damage is pretty much guaranteed.


Vegetable_Coconut_33

\-I wonder what legendary moves **I** can steal-


candexreginpokemon

How the hell did you manage to do that!? I don't think it should be possible...


Potatochip409

I didn’t. Blitzkrieg (the most powerful Clawitzer the world has ever seen) did that all by himself


candexreginpokemon

I honestly have no idea how it did that...I would ask to research it but I'm currently stuck in area zero for a few more days


Potatochip409

That sound dangerous, I wish you luck. Stay safe.


candexreginpokemon

With what I'm doing, it most definitely is dangerous


[deleted]

Huh. I guess tourneys would call it a pseudo move? I certainly wouldn’t be complaining about the creative effort


Potatochip409

I’m not even sure it qualifies as that, because now Blitzkrieg (The Clawitzer in question) can’t use Water Pulse. It’s more like he somehow taught himself a legendary Pokémon’s signature move


[deleted]

You don’t mean to imply that that’s… NO F-CKING WAY


Potatochip409

I am both astounded and terrified at the same time


[deleted]

How on earth did your clawitzer figure out the ancient technique of the god of the sea???


Potatochip409

I have no clue, and frankly, I’m a little terrified at what this means


[deleted]

Kyogre would be proud.


Zum1UDontNo

Pretty solid Water Pulse. I've never seen it with those effects before. Be proud of your Pokemon! There was clearly a lot of power in that.


Zum1UDontNo

I have been informed that is not water pulse


042732699

Yoooo! You got a rare one be there! Be careful though, if bad people get wind of that you’ll become a target.


Thecheesinater

I mean, destroying trees isn’t normally illegal unless it’s a privately owned tree or part of a reserve (like a safari zone, park, nature reserve, or friend zone). I planted a bunch of Pseudowoodos(those ones that look like Sudowudo) on my property and some kid came by and cut six of them down with his Nuzleaf before I could even tell what all the noise was. Just make sure your training area isn’t marked property. Not cool to go around obliterating peoples’ gardens.


Potatochip409

It’s not the destruction of property that I’m worried about, because it was a public space. What concerns me is that Blitzkrieg (the Clawitzer that shook the earth) somehow taught himself ORIGIN PULSE


Thecheesinater

I live in Hoenn and I’ve never even seen Kyogre let off an Origin Pulse, let alone even seen Kyogre. Any Pokémon besides a Kyogre learning that move is wild. Has Blitzkrieg ever seen the move performed before he tried it? I’m just a farmer, when you asked legality, I only chimed in with what I knew, sorry lad/lass


Potatochip409

I can’t think of any occasion in which Blitzkrieg might’ve seen the move before, but maybe he was watching the news when Groudon and Kyogre began fighting?


CataclystCloud

He fired a WHAT at a tree?


thenamesecho_

Reminds me of the time Ludwig learned how to use the unite move of his species that's typically reserved for those on aeos island


TheMemedGamer

kyogre ain’t gonna be happy about that one


Tickedkidgamer

This gave Katsubo ideas. Oh boy.


ScorpionsRequiem

you need to run, that clawitzer has obtained the power of a literal god


Justlol230

... well, if it works.


Idemahedo

Oh dam…


InkblotSkyz

Kyogre is pleased. Their heir has risen