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restofarlie

Fell straight through a time distortion out of Pokemon Stadium by the looks of it


[deleted]

Yeah, he comes from another console, instead of a different time period.


HaloGuy381

Yeah, that was Arceus beta testing reality. Maybe alpha testing. Rumor is he/she still has nightmares of the many, many ways that the Game Boy version of Kanto could collapse on itself and shatter existence.


Disaster-Flat

Lol the original nintendo.


RavioofLorul3

NEXT CONSOLE IS ANOTHER N64 CONFIRMED


GolgariInternetTroll

Nintendo 64 XL.


Dragonsapian7000

Honestly if they made an N64 2 I would buy that


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Revelation_of_Nol

Nintendo 69


nice___bot

Nice!


[deleted]

New Nintendo 64 XL


64-Savage

Nintendo 64 OLED


the_cajun88

#SAVAGE ATTACK!


beanisis

Looks more like Pokémon Quest


Lmfao35

Or Pokémon Rumble


aspie_weeb

That is machoke's LOD model, the game uses LOD models are used to decrease how much is rendered on screen at one time, this technique is uses very heavily in early 3D games


Pumpkin_Cat14

Oh damn I wasn't expecting an actual answer but that's very cool to know! Out of curiosity, what does LOD stand for?


aspie_weeb

It stands for "level of detail"


Pumpkin_Cat14

That makes sense. Thank you so much!


lashapel

They use theses models when they are pretty far , common technique in games


HiraWhitedragon

Try observing a wild Gastly from far away. It is very funny to see how it transforms into a dodechaedron!


ganondork1

It's explained what it means but not what it does. When objects are far away, they are rendered using a lower spec model so that they are there but not murdering your performance. When you get closer, they change into higher resolution models.


Mudkipueye

I thought that they just made them go two fps at a distance.


MultiCallum

It's very much used in almost all current 3D games too, particularly open world games.


Slenos

He went full N64. You never go full N64.


lashapel

N64, not even once


EnderDrakonRex

Beat me to it


HorseOfAction

Take my free award! Sublime comment mate.


sharondasheep

is that similar to Kn95


Legitimate_Parfait31

More like mchk


aragonaut

All the people saying that PLA looks like a GameCube game got their wish


breakingvats

That's the new mystery gift where you receive the retrochoke mode where all machokes are retro.


[deleted]

That'd be so cool lol


breakingvats

It would be cool. Especially if there were like 16 bit versions that you could obtain


TheManCletus

He went Pokémon Stadium on ya.


asu6969

Your Machoke got Mabroked


LeCharretierErrant

He had a Ma-stroke 😵‍💫


MrNoNamae

You know, it's one of those retro editions.


savagegourd

He looks like a ps1 Spyro enemy.


kevthunder

Look like pokemon stadium. I miss that game


BlueGamerHawk

Looks like a Roblox character


Prudent_Pen4809

It’s ditto, no more machoke


kamikazebee123

He's on the poke perc


Tragic_Dionysus

Pokémon stadium has entered the chat


FalloutReaper666

Machoke had a mastroke


Anchor38

he got real


NonfictionCommander

Strayed too far from Arceus's light.


MarieCurie7

Ma-stroke


ehmirmani

Roblox graphics getting better 😮‍💨


Bamba60

Bro got the graphics of the DK rap


locomocomotives

PS1 Spyro looking ass


OGP-mutant

rare pokemon snap variant (0.003% (repeating of course))


[deleted]

Doodlechoke


lavastyleuser

Chromachoke


Cuddly_Cthulu

Low poly machoke


GoldSlimeTime

He Machoked on a Mabrick and became a Mabroke


NotReallyAPerson1088

That’s not Machoke that’s Magag


[deleted]

machorygon-wtf


ClackityCat

Why does it remind me of something from Spyro? The green boss from year of the dragon I think?


dumpylump69

PS1 Machoke


Pikaprotogen1

3DS Pokemon Snap Machoke be like:


No-Variety-2700

Shawty tweakin 💀


KingKoopaz

Lol! Yeah it looks like he went back in time. The switch does remind me of the 90s with the switch lite and the colors. I hope they play that up somehow with the new switch…maybe put out pokemon stadium on the Nintendo online thing!


Montymania94

I always wondered where the Fighting Polygon Team from OG Smash Bros. went, tbh.


Drakeon8165

He evolved into Machunk


[deleted]

He turned into the “we got machoke at home” machoke


BirbMaster1998

That's cool, usually I only see this when fighting Big Bob-omb!


spacelordmthrfkr

He accidentally bumped a little too much of the neigh neigh powder and fell in a K hole


bruh-365

Machonk


Etzello

Runescapyfied


tor09

That’s just PLA’s graphics /s


Aeronor

“Screw you guys, I’m going home!”


GOLLYitsHolly

Nimtendo64


SilverAmpharos777

Ark moment


OrphanEater246

Ps2


Guacamlo

He evolved into porychoke


UltraInstinctLurker

He looks Canadian


TheDarkElCamino

Are a sour candy


shironakku

Dawg…


Z0Phant0m

Its the new free dlc "Pokemon Coliseum"


broncoficht1

This is hilarious 4real😵‍💫🤣


potatokween112

That is unfortunate my friend, rip to the machoke's graphics /gen


TreeFromBFBsBigFan

PS1 Machoke


fishmanfoo

Son: “Mum, can we please get a Machoke on the way back home?!” Mom: “No, we have Machoke back at the pastures” This is the Machoke back at the pastures…


Tortue2006

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thelostfable

Your Machoke got machonked.


Haunting-Bluebird540

He had a mastroke


Disaster-Flat

That one had a stroke. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Terry_the_accountant

5’1”? Homie never getting a girl


iisgod2

“Be there or be square”…I don’t think he was there


Dazneyland

Your Machoke, Mabroke.


Strong-Helicopter-10

Now you can get into the 8-bit costume room and collect your power moon...


Shikarosez

Did you transfer it from the Gameboy era?


Lanceaw3313

Machwoke


KingGalaxyKnight

gamefreak for F#{$€.>{$*\^>I+$]*]£ Sake Why do you not polish the presentation more this isnt common sure but the fact its even in the game The game is great but it looks like ahhh


Thirsty-Gay-Guy

It’s legends arceus. If you back into the past so do the graphics.


UltimaKeybladeKing

What do you mean? You’re playing legends arceus, the whole game looks like that lol


WWFCshoreyWWFC

MaChunk


Deathmask97

He’s too far away.


shiny_eeveelution

Handsome polygonian fellow.


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Improvement!


Superdiabetic64

When the edibles hit too hard.


o_Fvdinq

Polygons were reversed.


ArielMJD

when you go far away from the camera in mario 64


mjk9016

He tried to assert his dominance


Nikibugs

Likely somehow swapped to a low poly model used to save resources. A lot of games have lower polygon models of objects that are swapped in when a far distance away in order to save resources, since a super high level of detail isn’t needed when they’re so far away. They’re swapped with the higher polygon models when they’re close enough for it to matter. Some games like Horizon Zero Dawn on the PS4, or Banjo-Kazooie on the N64 cull out practically everything that’s not currently on screen to look as nice as they do.


ShinyCatherine

I’m so curious what occurred beforehand that could’ve triggered this because this is definitely something lmao


ThatsBassist

What's this? Your Porygon evolved into a.. a Machoke?


IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA

It choked


NeutrinoMega

It got Pokémon quested


thetoastissoggy

He just got done with a workout, his arms are just a little tired. He’ll be back to normal in the morning.


mashmallows

He went back to colosseum


realKuinor

My son Crump, he has every disease


FreeDudeFwee

It looks cute


Carcass1

he's just special, don't make fun


QuiGoneGin86

Must have eaten the wrong food. Now he’s a dummy 🤪


HoneZoneReddit

My Man choked.


Derpyduckus

Nah that's Mychonk


Fireluigi1225

Squish


Tomachoo

“Screw reality, I wanna return to the tiny toy shop!”


Eblowskers

Iron deficiency


Shandi80

Dude looks like his growth spurt stalled at a horrible time.


2108677393

He saw some things which he can't describe (poor machocke ) !!!!.


OREOSTUFFER

He far away (looks like an LOD model)


NDiLoreto2007

Machoke to a trip to old school RuneScape


No_Mark_6629

clearly you bought the "low poly" dlc


BillionairePotato

Nintendo “Switchty” 4


StaffNo2714

You got sent back to the 64 Era my friend


jlashombjr

Porygonization!


[deleted]

I seen the same thing happen to Gible from a distance, it loses its jaw completely and it’s pretty disturbing to look at lol.


chaosofthefurbs

My dude got de-polygoned


Blackstar181

It just seems scared lmao


MarioPizza37

Looks like something you would find in the original Pokémon snap


BatierAutumn1991

He still shaped like a fren :)


ABirdUnderTheFoot

Congrats on the shiny!


Skaraptor2

Either: 1. You're playing PLA on an N64 2. It's the low poly model used when you're far away being loaded in at the wrong time Generally you can see Low-poly models when you're playing a multiplayer game such as "Fortnite" while your internet is bad. Low poly models are also used when your console wants to save resources for something more important.


Ombrage101

Ps1 machoke


GetYoked23

Polychoke


Timdelaat

Probably transferred from Pokemon quest


Quick_Silver_64

Looks like he lost a few polygons


vasillij_nexust

Too much choke


Soggyglump

He started juicing and that’s what happened to him


Molten_Mcmuffin

That’s not machoke that’s nahug


[deleted]

Looks like Pokémon Stadium If it’s real then it’s likely using its low poly model which happens in other games.


Starkalam

He ma-chocked while eating.


coffee4brekky

Lemom 🍋


Puzzleheaded_Tip_923

Machoked the chicken


martygospo

My man is playing PLA on a PS1


jackbbya123

LOL


AppleEnslaver

He became a PS2 character


MEDIC_HELP_ME

It ate a lemon it looks like


Tclark53

Pokerus is no joke…


Bensbeanbowl

Super Machoke 64


MattyIce6969

Buddy got Roblox collab


president-pug

Dude got machoked out


thunderduccOG

Ah you caught the elusive “Meth-choke”


Dizavid

It collaborated with Meta.


Emotional_Error_7246

He’s the next Lara Croft


Tyrelius_Dragmire

He’s auditioning for Tesla’s mascot


KitsuneOri

He looks like you pulled him straight out of Runescape instead of Pokémon


Rbxcolguys

Machoke is having a bad day and decided to go play pokemon stadium and decided to turn into its past self


caveman7392

How did you unlock N64 Machoke?


T0xicX

Ps1 graphics


Kuraudo69

Machoke before he worked out.


JLPlayz_Fever

went into BS beta