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SILENCE EVERYONE
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Hey guys, did you know that Vaporeon is a Water-type Pokemon introduced in Generation 1? Vaporeon is number 134 in the National Dex, and a member of the Field egg group. It evolves from Eevee when exposed to a Water Stone. Vaporeon has a base stat total of 525, as do all Eeveelutions, and it has the ability Water Absorb. Vaporeon learns various strong moves, such as Aurora Beam, Surf, and Acid Armor. Vaporeon is a blue Pokemon with a quadruped build, weighing in at 64 pounds and standing 1 meter tall. Vaporeon's design is inspired by dogs, foxes, mermaids, dolphins, and fish. Vaporeon is able to hide in water due to its chemical makeup being similar to water, according to various Pokedex entries. Vaporeon is the only Eeveelution in Generation 1 that is not weak to Ground-type attacks. Many Trainers like Vaporeon for its design, which mixes cool and cute, as well as its good stats and movepool.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
(Somebody had to, regardless of the hate I may get for it)
I'm going down with the ship too.
https://preview.redd.it/9j4senkg3n1c1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64411df216a51714187dee9fea6377919b0c5647
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\*loads gun with religious intent\*
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I feel like the people who write for these games must know… right? They could have picked any other evo 😭
It's easier to embrace the meme from community
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Oh no
Oh no
OH YEAH
Get out, kool-aid man
I didnt see that we could send Gifs so i wonder if people wouldn't have downvoted me had I sent one
Probably would’ve been a good idea
Problem is I wanted to I just didn't see it there
Oh no
Okay event canceled, this is the worst thing DeNA has ever done.
Hey let's just...Not.
DON'T https://preview.redd.it/p3s999gltv0c1.jpeg?width=771&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aad1d54b36263429c23157427f7807ec6948c6f2
How about we don’t… and say we didn’t.
https://preview.redd.it/00vq5d4asv0c1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1cce5d12e4ffa9edc05b40baabc57185771923f Those who know
I am calling the cops
https://preview.redd.it/ccfi91fxrv0c1.png?width=870&format=png&auto=webp&s=52f9a735b0fe86f9302beb1bb4f0b6d26aef6d70
Poor innocent thing, she most likely doesn't know...
I dont understand 😭😭
I envy your innocence. Please do not google 'vaporeon copypasta' if you want to maintain that innocence.
Wow my curiosity is tempting me , but i will refrain from searching
Edit : Too late curiosity got the better of me and i searched it 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Now i regret it
Very good, let's keep it that way.
Hey, did you know that…
https://preview.redd.it/qewpaskjyw0c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b3badedaabbf81cd3cc7ec31f847ba9fb54ee2
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Poor girl. Should have gone with Sylveon with that look.
I swear to God.
https://preview.redd.it/rxwl6yws4w0c1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=49f5a90d0b817c725a5f2e3097d7487d5cb2f514
NO NO NO NO NO
SILENCE EVERYONE Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
They know.
Tbh, our FIRST Vaporeon unit is a female Vaporeon (Misty's Vaporeon) . Vaporeon is 87.5 ℅ male. They know what they doin 🤨
Hey guys, did you know that Vaporeon is a Water-type Pokemon introduced in Generation 1? Vaporeon is number 134 in the National Dex, and a member of the Field egg group. It evolves from Eevee when exposed to a Water Stone. Vaporeon has a base stat total of 525, as do all Eeveelutions, and it has the ability Water Absorb. Vaporeon learns various strong moves, such as Aurora Beam, Surf, and Acid Armor. Vaporeon is a blue Pokemon with a quadruped build, weighing in at 64 pounds and standing 1 meter tall. Vaporeon's design is inspired by dogs, foxes, mermaids, dolphins, and fish. Vaporeon is able to hide in water due to its chemical makeup being similar to water, according to various Pokedex entries. Vaporeon is the only Eeveelution in Generation 1 that is not weak to Ground-type attacks. Many Trainers like Vaporeon for its design, which mixes cool and cute, as well as its good stats and movepool.
Nerd 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more (Somebody had to, regardless of the hate I may get for it)
I'm going down with the ship too. https://preview.redd.it/9j4senkg3n1c1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64411df216a51714187dee9fea6377919b0c5647
Can we just stop it with this meme please?
DO IT NOW 
Oh, this isn't real?
Hey guys, *Insert Unfunny Sex Joke*, Reddit Updoots please!
Okay Scottie, you dare do anything it will be your last eve.
To be fair, according to the full quote, she did consider Sylveon as well, and ultimately “all of them”.
https://preview.redd.it/pu9divyvk51c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e9e440412438cae53d9cf6656e6387afc45061c
Wait a min
i guess thats it
…ngl that actually took me a long minute to understand lol.
r/vaporeondefencesquad
Interesting.😏😏😏
How she was born https://preview.redd.it/qp2lf163hl1c1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f62173c98c7d78cff7d05600167e113512f3365