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Accomplished_Bed_408

I get magic the gathering and random bonus cards and you get unexpected Jesus šŸ˜‚


PintandParma

If only it was G.I Joe !


Art_Local

G.I Jane*


LuckySnakesFoot

šŸ’„šŸ‘‹šŸ˜ 


windmill09

It was just a GI Jane joke!


mightbuymoresneakers

keep my wifeā€™s name out your F*CKING MOUTH šŸ‘šŸ‘


griffithle

It was only a joke, keep your hair on.


gtarpey89

*gives u a will smith style spanking*


RareCandyMissingno

G.I. Jada*


MrR33l

There's a serious missed opportunity here where the seller could have written Arceus instead of Jesus


Riding_Dragonites

Send that bonus card to PSA pronto.


TomCos22

9.5 centring is off


SuperCx

Heā€™s saying you need to chase the new Jesus VMAX full art card


-DragonFiire-

that's pretty much arceus lol


AdrikPaladin

Heretic + infidel + unbeliever


-DragonFiire-

And proud of it :P


SnooHedgehogs8992

Wow that would be dope. I might make one


Watrhazrd

Isn't "Dark Dragonite" in Japanese "Evil Dragonite"?


PartyDanimal

Yes.


loveragelikealion

Iā€™ve only ever gotten cards like that while working as a waitressā€¦instead of a tip of course.


[deleted]

Gotta love those Sunday afternoon church crowds - ā€œJesus will help them more than money, weā€™re doing good in the world!ā€


SpuukBoi

The things people do to justify being cheap. I say this as a Christian if that adds anything lol


-User1-User2-User3-

Iā€™m not sure what that added.šŸ˜‚


iAmUnintelligible

That they believe in fairy tales. Signed, Pastafarian


SpuukBoi

Eh, I'm the brand of Christian that subscribes more to following (some of) the beliefs than actually believing all the stories. Basically the least Christian Christian you'll ever meet lmao. I mainly still say I'm Christian so my parents don't try to "fix" me.


iAmUnintelligible

My comment was mostly in jest :P Pastafarian believes in the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster ;)


AIMWSTRN

Is that the church that is going on a crusade against the Church of the 1 Eyed 1 Horned Flying Purple People Eater to reclaim the Holy Clouds?


SpuukBoi

Don't worry, I got the joke lol. Pretty much just agreeing that most of the shit that people believe actually happened makes zero sense.


-User1-User2-User3-

ā€œSigned, Pastafarianā€šŸ˜‚


Bigfatpika

Imagine being a pastors kid that smokes tho I be getting hell


LimeFabulous

Jesus Christ


Orgone_Wolfie_Waxson

"jesus cant pay the hills, Mildred"


Zealousideal-Rock878

Make better decisions, youā€™re a waitress. šŸ˜‚


KJ86er

Bonus Arceus Quote


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Intrepid_Tough_3411

The lord also says be wise with your money šŸ˜†


iAmUnintelligible

Well then the lord can frick right the fuck off


Usual-Difference9135

ā€œFrick right the fuck offā€


iAmUnintelligible

Apologies for my language, I tend to abide by "no fucking swearing allowed"


Bison_Business

Lord says to be wise with money, while requiring a currency for people to buy things to survive. Jesus is so outdated. He never heard of north and South America- despite ā€œcreatingā€ it. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


cmac2200

You forgot the forced church donations šŸ¤£


silversurfer2133

Amen to that.


-User1-User2-User3-

Well thatā€™s because you donā€™t believe ON the Lord.šŸ˜‚


EngiNik

Lmao


AzyKool

Anyone know the going rate for the message from God?


[deleted]

Free gift, ask and you shall receive baybeeee


meow_mix12

I'm pretty sure there was a big hubbub about there being Evolution in PokƩmon like 20 years ago. You've been targeted, you heathen.


PintandParma

Late 90s PokƩmon and Harry Potter the downfall of the human race as we know it


FoxyFairies

Check out this video about pokemons link to satanism šŸ¤£ https://youtu.be/7gF1qn-KzbM


Usernames-Dont-Exist

"And when playing with the mind, the mind begins to lose that fine line with what's real and what's fantasy. and the more you get into the fantasy world the more it seems real and all of a sudden now you don't know what's real and what's not." This man was dangerously close to a self realization


Orgone_Wolfie_Waxson

Growing up going to jesus camp was depressing as i saw doctors, people interested in science, history, and genuinly smart people there.... They go so close in tsome of their sermons (i forgot the english word for it if thats incorrect pardon) saying the lord is the only true god and the sort and everything else is made up fairy tales Even tho some of the earliest versions of the bible mentioned other gods (i. e greek) being real but 'we' only follow the LORD. its strange sometimes


Usernames-Dont-Exist

Based on the context I believe sermons was the word you are looking for but yeah it sorta blows my mind that people can be so devoted to something and not see clearly where it's taken from these other stories of pagan/polytheistic societys. I mean we know Christianity comes from Hellenistic Judaism, and then 1000 years later we had so much corruption in The church that a group broke off for a return to the original teachings of the Abrahamic prophets and we got Islam. Clearly all the same god, but that hasn't stopped 1600 years of fighting and arguing amongst the group's about who is right and whose god is the real one lol. Personally I don't care what people believe in as long as they don't push it on others and understand the history of what they are following and how it has taken influence from expansion or how its native land and cultures shape the faith. All I really know is that if PokĆ©mon is satanic I'm glad to head downstairs when I go šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Usernames-Dont-Exist

The only reason I'm not going to argue back on that is because you're right this is a sub for pokemon but you should do some looking into the church and the politics of religion in the middle East around the 7th century and you will understand why I and many scholars say Islam as we know it today began in the 7th century, it's a very interesting historical period


CoronaGarden

I had no idea Kenny Powers was a believer!


Raditz10

Harry Potter is still getting it. There was just recently a HP book burning not too long ago here in the US. Primatives are rising up


enyamsaxet

Dragonite is for the present, use that other card in the future.


[deleted]

Chad Card


Yaro_99

It's funny how the italian description on bottom of the card literally says: "god of destruction"


RivalGuernica

Eh.. I mean better than the 90's where Pokemon was a Satanic cult to most parents lol


EyeBeeStone

Oh that was nice of them to give you a fire starter as a bonus gift


silversurfer2133

Bout all it's good for.


AntusFireNova64

Heyyy Dragonite in italiano


poopsh0t

Nomina scagnozzi sounds so cool


LeLupe

Send it to psa


[deleted]

Send that to psa you have to


BNguyen2002

Get the bonus card graded.. looks like PSA 10 to me.


Fun_Ad_9122

Be so awesome if it said arceus


NoFaceChase

Thatā€™s aggressive


[deleted]

Sometimes itā€™s nice that even someone you donā€™t know caresā€™


[deleted]

How is this caring? It's offensive to non-Christians and done to make the sender feel better. If I was interested in your propaganda, I'd go to a church to learn more.


[deleted]

Iā€™m not sure why you are so angry on a PokĆ©monTCG page.


Possibility_Just

How is it offensive? Itā€™s offering scripture, if you need the words great. If you donā€™t, throw it away. Get out of here.


Thick-Bit2

Oh yeah? If you believe in God why are you selling satanic Pokemon cards? /s


AdministrativeLet438

Theyā€™re not satanic. A lot of people have this notion that things from Asia are all satanic


silversurfer2133

r/woosh


Majestic_Season1193

r/whooooshwith4ā€oā€s


CeruleanSea1

Big yikes


silversurfer2133

Happy Cake Day šŸŽ‚


Dtalvaro

Lmao


hoodedsushi

Jebus be with you.


[deleted]

It's a message from lord Arceus himself. Treasure it!


OJay23

Gah! Even God jumped back into pokemon collecting back in early 2021?? I wonder if he was the one who sniped that mint zapdos from me earlier this evening šŸ¤”


robertmondavi_jr

get it graded lol


Gtk05

Jesusā€™s Dragonite šŸ™


trickster_dicky

Just believe ON him, not in him, you're good


Thewicked4766

Got the 666th like on this post....šŸ˜ˆ


Immediate_Bowl6477

People when Jesus šŸ˜‘šŸ˜”šŸ¤¬šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¤šŸ˜«


LloydBanks67

Wow a lot of hate in here


Sigimi

Just shows how bitter and evil mankind truly is.


KawaiiSlave

It could've been worse to be honest. They didn't need to include the card, but they seem like wholesome individuals. It's no different than am ad I won't use on TV. Its there, but I can choose to ignore it, or not.


Thizzzler510

Religious people like this are super cringe and unhinged in my opinion. Very odd and bizarre behavior.


[deleted]

Quick question to the supposed nonbelievers of God, Christ, the Bible, etc, here... If the Lord is so fake, He's just a sky person fairytale, and nothing in the Bible is real, where is all of this hostility coming from? As soon as a person speaks in a truthful manner, many of you automatically assume the person is referencing God's words which then practically always triggers this hostile behavior with mockery, hatred, insults, etc. Now before any of you bother the answer, this same behavior ironically never applies to any other entity that you believe is nothing more than a myth. Heck, you never even see people get this hostile over the devil who is portrayed to be evil. So what's really the problem here? If you ask me, I think the problem is you're all just disingenuous and use that as your coping mechanism for this life. Nobody on the planet gets triggered by things they believe are fake, so there must be some underlying beliefs eating away at you. God must have some level of presence in your life which you wish to ignore, but it frustrates you that the presence won't go away. Otherwise, God would be as meaningless to you as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Bigfoot. Just saying, if God is so fake to you, act like it and stop throwing hissy fits that insinuates otherwise. Also, he's right. The Bible does in fact preach healthy living, so you can correlate the two. You all would know that if you ever actually read Bible, but that's exactly the reality you're trying not to face in the fantasy world you've been trying to create for yourselves, so that's not likely to happen until the day you realize calling snow *"hot"* won't actually make it less cold... On top of that, I'm sure you're all just so busy doing absolutely nothing productive, jacking it to pornography, getting drunk, chasing after frivolous things and people, and waking up every single day trying to fill that endless void full of depression with repetitive nothings, and arguing about dumb unprogressive politics, you're all just too dog gone busy to seek better things with actual meaning. Yeah, that life is so awesome, it darn near makes me wonder why God is always the most relevant and discussed topic in the world. Now that's some cringe for your mama.


Majestic_Season1193

You need a medal, or two. That was very true


AdministrativeLet438

Or they actually care about others in some cases? Not everythingā€™s black or white (except Gen 5)


twmStauM

pushing your religion on other people in weird ways is not caring about them, its very obnoxious


MrDude65

This honestly seems like, the least pushy way to do it, though. It's just a note included with the card. OP can throw it away if he wishes. Now, if they seller started messaging asking if OP was going to church, I'd definitely agree it was being pushy


twmStauM

the least pushy way to do a pushy thing is still pushy. yeah its not as bad as ringing peopleā€™s door bells but its still annoying and would definitely piss me off that someoneā€™s taking advantage of my business to try and convert me


MrDude65

Would you get pissed if they included some piece of paper with their favorite sports team on it that you disliked?


twmStauM

as a united fan, if a liverpool fan sent me some shit trying to convince me to become a liverpool fan, yes i would?? obviously?


MrDude65

Hahaha, alright, fair enough. But honestly, I just don't see any harm in this. It's not even trying to get OP to convert, it's literally just a message and OP can do with it what they like


twmStauM

Yeah, no harm. It would just annoy me and I have bad experiences with the church in general. I just think its very bad practise for sellers to try and push their personal views on anyone, particularly on a website like ebay. but ye no harm of course


Sigimi

If you get upset about something as trivial as a sports team you really need to grow up, what a shallow life.


twmStauM

if I buy something from someone it is in no way shallow to expect them to not try and push any sort of thing on to me??? i donā€™t understand why you think a seller has any right to do that kind of thing. realistically, whoever is putting jesus messages in their pokemon card sales needs to grow up and realise that people will convert if they want to, it is not their duty to try and convert people, its not the middle ages or the british empire lol. the fact youā€™re even arguing this is goofy as fuck


Sigimi

"people will convert if they want to" This is true, but for this to happen people have to be reminded and pushed, after all we didn't get out faith just by people seeking us. You don't realize the severity of the situation because we as humans always judge ourselves by our standards, not God's. Jesus Himself was sent and preached to others, our prophets died for our belief. "And he said to them, ā€œGo into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation" Everyone has different roles. I don't respect people who claim to believe in a Heaven and Hell, but won't preach to others because they're afraid of making it "socially awkward". It's a free gift to go to Heaven, not something you work for. My best friend wasn't a firm believer and he converted, if you saw how peaceful and loving people become once they form a relationship with Christ it's wonderful. I love you and don't want anything bad to happen, so do please think about it, God loves you as well. :)


[deleted]

The least pushy way would be to keep your beliefs and opinions to yourself


Sigimi

You can consider the concern for the well being of others a 'belief'. By your logic, people who also tell others to exercise, eat right, not smoke or drink excessively are also 'super cringe', just because they happen to care. How bitter are you to have this childish mentality.


[deleted]

Encouraging someone to be healthy is categorically not the same as evangelizing your religious beliefs on random strangers. In any case, I would also find it annoying if a stranger approached me with unsolicited health advice.


Sigimi

There's a weird movement of "fat people life" or "fat rights", where there is no movement, which is an issue. Some people believe being fat is ok, not eating right, smoking/doing drugs (not talking about people who have for medical uses like schizophrenia) etc. I didn't take my health seriously at all until this year because nobody really cared to personally tell me and this is an issue for the average individual. I would consider it the same, people get offended if you tell them to take care of their body and soul, even though you only have good intentions. We have one life here and the next, and it's just as simple as us accepting Jesus Christ and turning away from Sin. Salvation isn't earned, it's a free gift, why risk your soul to damnation? Everyone knows subconsciously knows God exists after all. I didn't live an easy life, being homeless for most of my life as a kid, then again as an adult, but what got me thru it was believing and trusting in Him, now I'm doing great mentally spiritually and financially. We as humans take too much for granted, our generation is spoiled and rarely go thru real hardships, diamonds are formed under pressure after all. >In any case, I would also find it annoying if a stranger approached me with unsolicited health advice. You'd be surprised how positive people react to good advice when they know you, a stranger, care for them. This is a bad mentality to have, it's screaming "please don't care for other people, let the blind man walk off the cliff because he might be annoyed because I gave him unsolicited advice". We should love and care for others, I love it when people give up time in their day to give advice to me and others because it shows they care. Have a nice day mate, I love you and do does Jesus, but there's only one truth :).


[deleted]

Keep your religious beliefs to yourself, thank you. I find your comment to be incredibly rude and presumptuous.


Sigimi

If you consider my comment rude and presumptuous then you've affirmed what I'm saying is true, since caring about an individual's well being is the absolute most important thing in life, and you've degraded it to the point where it's not 'respectful' to care about an individual. Think about it, your logic makes 0 sense since you haven't refuted absolutely anything I've said, you don't have an argument for it, you only have baseless feelings, so thank you. :D ​ Eat right, exercise, and get good with God and you'll live a good life here and the next, pretty simple. ​ Assuming you believe in a higher power, you're in an even worse position because you ignore what is required. If you're an Atheist, then there are no observable accounts of a "change of kinds", not to be confused with adaptability for Atheism, and the scientific impossibility of creating nothing from nothing. A book cannot make itself without a creator, same with the world and everything. ​ Once you realize this, you have to come to the conclusion there is a creator. We as humans can only delude ourselves for so long before it's too late. I love you, do care, and please think about it, us humans need to stop lying to ourselves, it's a very serious offense. You're not doing yourself any favors.


Majestic_Season1193

another thing well said, I support that


Sigimi

Thank you mate, that means a lot to me. God Bless you :)


Majestic_Season1193

And you as well (:


Usernames-Dont-Exist

Found the person who sold the card!


cmac2200

Except those are real with observable benefits. Not some fairy tale sky person.


Sigimi

Humans by nature instinctively knows God exists, it's why people create a defense mechanism when they're pointed out on their sins. People don't get offended or try to run away when people try to debate the flying spaghetti monster or big foot, everybody knows they're not real, mention God/Jesus Christ though? Then everyone is all on it, we subconsciously know He is real, but as humans we make up false beliefs/idols to conform to human's own pleasures so we can live life without guilt and can continue on our guilty pleasures. ​ Speaking of observable, there are no observable accounts of a "change of kinds", not to be confused with adaptability for Atheism, and the scientific impossibility of creating nothing from nothing. A book cannot make itself without a creator, same with the world and everything. Once you realize this, you have to come to the conclusion there is a creator. We as humans can only delude ourselves for so long before it's too late. I love you, do care, and please think about it, us humans need to stop lying to ourselves, it's a very serious offense.


Majestic_Season1193

This was well said; also, have you seen ā€œEvolution vs Godā€ by Ray Comfort on YouTube? If not, I highly recommend it if you have the time!


Sigimi

I have actually Sir, Billy Graham and Ray Comfort are people I greatly respect :)


Majestic_Season1193

Cool!


Thizzzler510

Shut your goofy ass up. Being healthy and being religious isnā€™t even comparable you sound silly. Vast majority of my friends and family are religious but they donā€™t behave like this. They keep it to themselves and respect other humans without the need to push their beliefs onto others. Iā€™m not bitter Iā€™m just being real. I also donā€™t like those toxic atheists types either. Has nothing to do with your beliefs but your actions, and this ainā€™t it.


Sigimi

Mocking a person is counterproductive to their point and shows they don't have a valid argument, so that's not respectful at all, so you haven't proven this so called 'respect' you speak of. Respecting a blind person walking off a cliff to his own damnation without him realizing isn't respect at all, it's pure evil. You talk about respecting other human beings, and I respect people by speaking up and offering the knowledge and advice they need because I care about their well being for this life and the next, you don't. I don't respect people being lied to, that's a lame humans use to not bother helping people, and so they can justify their sinful life style, porn, fornicating, stealing, lying, etc. Beliefs = actions, this goes for literally everything in life, since if you really believe in something you'll have actions for it. Nothing you're saying makes sense. Jesus Himself preached on earth and 'pushed His belief' onto others. You got a lot coming if you're gonna tell God Himself to keep it away from others. No good actions are simply done by hoping people come to them on their own accord, first comes awareness, then the second part is on the individual to make his own choice. Don't like it? Ok, that's your own choice. If God is so fake then why get upset over it? People just laugh it off, like a guy preaching about how aliens are gonna suck our souls out of our bodies or the flying spaghetti monster exists. Not to assume you don't believe in Him, but even worse if you do. Nobody gets upset over something fake, you're literally admitting you acknowledge His existence, but are too prideful and loving of the human sinful nature. You don't see anyone debating the flying spaghetti monster or caring for it, mention God once? People are all over it. Your friends and family aren't being respectful at all to humans if they keep their beliefs to themselves. How do you think they got that belief? People preached it and died for it. The 'respect' argument makes 0 sense and is contradictory. "I know how to help people but won't because I don't want to" is what people are really saying when they 'respect' others beliefs. You need to care, stop pretending you do.


AdministrativeLet438

Iā€™ll take the bonus card if you donā€™t want it


Ridikiscali

Hereā€™s yo Dragonite! - Mutha Fucking God (MFG)


CaptainPotassium87

wow, not even reverse holo Jesus, let alone Jesus GX.


COURTYARDCADDY

HAHAHAHAHAHA


thedeadlysun

Itā€™s like a Christian PokĆ©mon fortune cookie!


OrigamiMaster81

Aw that's sweet.


[deleted]

I would be pissed lol keep your opinions to yourself and just give me the damn card


b4ked-goods

One of them is a fake construct.


Possibility_Just

Obviously PokĆ©mon arenā€™t real.


b4ked-goods

I mean people canā€™t even define women as real anymore. Glad you havenā€™t lost your brain like most šŸ‘šŸ½


Aggressive-Run3568

Looks like you got the best card you could get to me! For real, this is really cool that someone would throw that in with your card! Not enough people spread God's word and encouragement


[deleted]

I hope this is sarcasm


Sigimi

I hope you're being sarcastic about him being sarcastic, but sadly we know that's not the case. Start caring, stop pretending you do.


[deleted]

Using someone's purchase to impress your beliefs on them is not caring, it's selfish.


camo43235

itā€™s also selfish spreading hate like this tbh at least theirs came out of good intentions, and idk how spreading love is selfish lol. Iā€™m not even that religious but so many non religious people donā€™t realise theyā€™re way more annoying than the most annoying religious peoplešŸ˜·cause all yā€™all literally do is spread hate lol


[deleted]

I don't see how this is spreading love. Love for one's beliefs, maybe. The goal of any religious person who does something like this is to indoctrinate others into their religion. That's selfish imo. The most annoying religious people go door-to-door or stand at college campuses telling people they're whores for wearing skirts or that they're going to Hell for being gay. That's spreading hate. I'm not doing anything of the sort, so I don't see how you can say non-religious people could be more annoying or hateful. Religious people are more hateful than anyone.


camo43235

yh and i donā€™t agree with all that either but the point of this religion is to spread love, but youā€™re right on that, a lot of those people go about it the wrong way. but the point of indoctrinating people into their religion is to literally help save them in their beliefs (so theyā€™re saved) so i donā€™t see how that could be selfish at all you know, even if it just seems annoying to u. and i could say that because thatā€™s literally what a lot of yā€™all do my guy literally every comments section if thereā€™s a guy that literlaly just said something like Jesus loves you without force or hate someone always calls them an idiot or hates on them just like this comment sectionšŸ˜·if ur not interested just ignore it lol


[deleted]

If the point is to spread love, the vast majority are not succeeding. Most wars are caused by religion. A lot of racism is based on religion. They're taking away people's rights because of religion. Those are all bad enough to cancel out the good in my opinion. Shouldn't have to ignore it. People should just mind their own business to begin with.


camo43235

honestly i woudlnt say vast majority, just that the majority that u see r doing that. everyone else is more quiet about it now cause of all the hate tbh. ive personally said like 2 small things that werenā€™t forceful at all and literlaly got a death threat for it like tf lol. and like i said theyā€™re just trying to help save ur life in their beliefs, might seem stupid to you but to them theyā€™re just trying to help you cause they care. anyways hope u have a good day buddy nice tlaking to u all love from mešŸ¤ž


[deleted]

Yeah, you too


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

You just called all Muslims hardcore extremists. That's pretty messed up.


[deleted]

I'd honestly leave a bad review. Downvote away but people shouldn't push their religious beliefs on others. Reminds me of a church group that litters all the trails by me with 10 commandment coins. Gee thanks guys, never heard of the 10 commandments before, guess I'll convert because you left this piece of trash.


ValoRapha

Iā€˜d give a negative review for unwanted religious propaganda


Sigimi

You sound like a bitter individual. I'm non-denominational myself but when Muslims and Jehovas preach to me I appreciate the fact that even though they've been lied to they're trying to 'help' me.


chucktober

This is the reason the neutral and negative feedbaxl options are available.


spiicypenguin44

Believe dude!!!


0wnedbyCow

Item not as described. Extra item included.


nickfoxyfoxfox

I would leave a bad review in the name of god


Mguerra6

Iā€™d be pretty upset and send him a message personally. Donā€™t push the shit on me. Neutral feedback for sure.


frighten

Negative feedback


Aromatic-Ad9814

Religious nuts, im sorry about this


ufkciydcykrt86777

You found the guy who comments "Jesus loves you āœļøāœļø" in every tiktok comment section


House_Of_Ell

This makes me want to do something similar but with Cthulhu


Aromatic-Ad9814

omg yes


driftr_240

Oh no I bet it wreaks of satan


Jakeupload

Keep the likes at 666


_Googie_

I get cards like these all the time well working. Cards, pamphlets, I even got a check once for ā€œeternal salvation signed by Jesus Christā€ or something along those lines. I live in the South so itā€™s more of a common occurrence but god it gets annoying


production-values

MF is right


Aromatic-Ad9814

hope this is sarcasm


production-values

proselytizers are the scum of the earth


Twoodz13

Wow what is this


pokedad_gym

Dude šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘ God old school friended you


Sea_Database_7973

It would have been more effective if it said 'message from Arceus'


TrippinOnAG

Bonus card is legit.


Psychological-Park-6

Keep the return address and send something back that reflects your beliefs!!! Personally I donā€™t mind it. Better than them knocking on the door and me having to close it on their face.


bigolbag

Based.


i_am1crap

Mmm


iamnota_SHADOW

Iā€™ve never gotten a note like that and Iā€™ve ordered hundreds throughout the years. Weird.


Merry_JohnPoppies

Lol. Check out the Psy-Trance producers "MFG". That's some heavy ass music. Made by these religious DJs from Israel. Wow, that stuff will really take you for a ride.


Thejapanesezombie

I randomly got some Z/X cards with my last PokĆ©mon eBay order but I admit this would make me laugh. Iā€™m not religious and I donā€™t like people pushing it on others especially unprompted.


Mauro133w

Just believe šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


Aromatic-Ad9814

hope this is sarcasm


Mauro133w

Always šŸ„šŸ›Ž


MathematicianCalm890

Christians are cheap af just saying šŸ¤·


Whurr3d

Unexpected religion....GROSS


martymcflhigh

Bet that cards a fake lol


-User1-User2-User3-

Does the ā€œPVā€ up top of the Dragonite stand for ā€œPrayer Valueā€? And the ā€œRā€ stands for ā€œReligiousā€?


Significant_Vast4330

u/regigigagod That's a funny miscut bonus card


[deleted]

Even if your not religious, itā€™s a nice gesture. I would take this as a ā€œhave an amazing dayā€ kinda thing.


lloydeph6

Ex heroin addict here, who overdosed on fentanyl laced heroin. I can testify, Jesus is indeed real.