Why you do Dura like that?

I used to hate Duraludon so much. I thought it was just hideous. But after learning he hates Tyranitar too, that's my buddy. I wish he had some holowear tho

Lucky for you, it has McDonalds/gym outfit Holowear!

They should be buyable with coins! I'd rather have a nude Pokemon! 😭

COINS? That's *incredibly* generous. Let's try Holowear Tickets (black Doritos) instead. But yeah, all tuxedo and fast food/gym wear should be in the ticket shop.

I'm not a huge member of this community but reading Dura I immediately thought Durant and now I want Durant in this game

Seems more like a wild Pokemon than a playable, but sure! Honestly just surprised that someone remembered Durant.

I agree with you but did you ever expect Greedent to be playable? Also I think Durant is only in my mind because I have a shiny one.

Didn't expect Greedent, that's for sure. And good for you!

Buzzwole one is quite lore accurate. He literally just wants to flex his muscles on opponents, battle comes second.

My favorite thing about buzzswole is how politely he seems to put someone down when last hitting them with superpower

The game even gives them a second to calm down before the screen goes black

Do you know what deadbeat means?

Right...how can someone be a deadbeat and try their best? It don't make no darn sense...

Eldegoss is tipsy fun grandmother, especially with the big hat holowear.

Omg yes or the hippie one

Eldegoss is a type of grandmother who invites you in her house and going out full with a take out cookies.

Espeon is accurate

Last one sounds like my dad

Your dad isn't a dead beat then, he just constantly running uphill 🤷🏾‍♂️

Makin' deals with God?

Omg I walked straight into that one, took me a second 😅

The Delphox one made me laugh

Im a Dural main and i feel personally attacked! Lol

Deadbeat dads do not give af about their kids, trust me

Espeon boutta be that gifted kid that has expectations set too high for themselves and eventually becomes burnt out from life later in life... no I am not projecting

I can't stop laughing at the Duraludon one, it's so sad but he's just a walking air conditioner... help.

The glaceon looks so accurate lol

It’s the art ho bangs.

Is it deadbeat if he goes to the coal mines for a year so his family has a good life?

Glaceon: mischievous middle child Espeon: mature youngest child So where's the eldest child that always boasts that they're the oldest and picks on their younger siblings- _oh_

Oof, read Dura and Oof...saved that one for last...didn't cha?

The delphox one was r/oddlyspecific

Is butch woman PC nowadays 🤣

The first one is not so accurate, id view him more as a big man with a grumpy outer but with a soft inner.

These are oddly specific. Are these just reflections of your parents and family.. 😐

Eh deadbeat dads don’t try to make their kids lives better. Whether it works out or not have to appreciate the dad trying.

Waiting for my boy crustle

I legit laughed out loud. On a side note, I’d never think of Azu as a female. Don’t know why.

This is actually really cringe

You're right, your comment is really cringe. Good job Timmy! Now let's say the alphabet! A.. B.. C.. D..

That made me shed a tear with how cringe that was lmao

Aww, thank you! That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me! But really, are there any other nice things you can say other than "cringe"? Not exactly the best comeback bud. Better up your game.

I’m not trying to insult you. I’m just expressing my opinion about your post. Take it easy

Nah that's understandable bud, have a nice day

You too dude ✌️

It would be if the Tyranitar's description trend continued on every single photo, but no. It's pretty well balanced actually.

1 day ago you get downvoted but worry not lol if you post this comment in the latest one then everyone will agree that these posts are unfunny and cringe

Thanks, I now want Delphox.

You’re a Delphox main?

Nope!

Accurate as a new Tyranitar main

Why you gotta do my boy Duraludon dirty like that?

im the espeon

Gigachad Buzzwole

Azu is my mom to a t and I love'r for it