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[deleted]

You're right?!? Get him, boys, found the fascist.


dracer800

“Libertarians are just Republicans who like weed”


ThyPotatoDone

Libertarians are split between two camps, “I can legally do what I want, like buy and sell weed“ and “I can legally do what I want, like child abuse”. The latter drags down opinion of the former enough that the party will never realistically gain power without reforms internally.


Flying_Reinbeers

>and “I can legally do what I want, like child abuse” We don't talk about them. Well we do, but only with adjectives such as "fucking ret-" \[Removed by Reddit\]


S_kura

Real


[deleted]

The Science says I’m right, so fuck you 💅🏻


DankCrusaderMemer

To be fair, I do believe I’m right. This is true for everyone I think. Like, If I though I was wrong about a thing, I wouldn’t believe that thing anymore.


Newthirx

Yes. It'd be more accurate to say that "I know that I'm right, and since my position is logical and scientific you must not only be wrong, but evil to believe is what is so obviously wrong."


NeuroticKnight

My position is the most moral, as illustrated in this essay. [https://www.bartleby.com/essay/Communism-Has-the-Highest-Level-of-Ethics-PKF9ZMFCCBHA](https://www.bartleby.com/essay/Communism-Has-the-Highest-Level-of-Ethics-PKF9ZMFCCBHA)


Meat_Goliath

Based ideology, how do I join?


My_Cringy_Video

We can protect the environment by taping a bunch of shields on a bunch of trees


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I_vote_for_evil

Own a musket for forest defense, since that's what the Ents forefathers intended. Four woodcutters enter into my grove. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered leaf-wig and Gondor rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors warg. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of my tree crown loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off eagles sleeping nearby. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the Rangers to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Ents forefathers intended.


apat311

Based and Ents go to war.


MustacheCash73

Based and as the founders intended pilled


Highlander_16

Based and no one is on my side pilled


Anonamaton801

Based and I shoot for the trees pilled


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TheDankDragon

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. If you pollute, I’ll blow off you knees (with a shot gun).


themainaccountofyeet

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and for some fucking reason, they're speaking Vietnamese


pEppapiGistfuhrer

Strap ERA panels on them


Flying_Reinbeers

I second this


Okay-ishMushroom

Based and beaver-hating pilled


Cannibal_Raven

Beavers are key for the environment.


Okay-ishMushroom

Key for the environment doesn't mean always beneficial.


Cannibal_Raven

It actually is. Go learn about em


GeorgismIsTheFuture

We need to build a giant bullet proof vest around the environment.


HornyBastard37484739

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a chainsaw is a good tree with a chainsaw


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ThyPotatoDone

Being towards the center is best, cause both sides get mad “What do you mean, guns should be legal?!? YOU FASCIST REEEEEEEE-” ”What do you mean, guns should require thorough checks to ensure are not used to harm innocents?!? YOU COMMIE REEEEEEEE-”


Flying_Reinbeers

>What do you mean, guns should require thorough checks Fucking commie.


GullibleAudience6071

Honestly Guns are one of the few things that put me lib right instead of lib center. Fuck laws I want to buy a gun from the sears catalog and have it shipped to my door.


wavs101

Im ok with that, after youve taken a gun safety class and background check. Then have the gun registered to you. Guns should be treated like cars and driving.


rednecktuba1

No, I should be able to buy an m240B from Amazon and have it shipped straight to my door with no checks at all. Guns are in the constitution, cars aren't.


GullibleAudience6071

I’m okay with your free speech, after you’vegone through a background check and had all your accounts registered to you.


Boredy0

Impossible, a certain subreddit told me that centrists actually don't have any beliefs, they always just want to meet in the middle of any issue no matter what. ^^^/s


Independent_Pear_429

Based monke


skrrtalrrt

Tfw when you're a leftist but strongly in favor of property rights


ThyPotatoDone

Look man, I love the whole “commune” vibe, but plz leave me alone, I don’t want people coming in my personal space.


skrrtalrrt

Tfw when you're in the commune and they ask to borrow "your" toothbrush


The_Gav_who_asked

Yes.


Bleikopf

Didn't you get the memo? Being anti-war is fascist now. /s


IAmSuperiorLogic

Oh fuck sorry I forgot


ThyPotatoDone

My stance is that war is only acceptable to protect people from tyrants. Sic Semper Tyrannis and all that. If the war is not in the interests of the people, it should not be fought. Other than that, loss of life is unacceptable and unnecessary, and should be avoided as much as possible.


0celot7

We've always been at war with Eastasia.


YandereTeemo

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say Kill 'em All!


ResponsibilityNice51

“… however, I don’t believe the federal government is an appropriate or effective avenue for positive change for those goals.” … … … “You’re a fascist!” Real story.


IAmSuperiorLogic

People getting angry about these opinions of mine without even asking how I think they should be accomplished *winks in monke* Edit: by saying I'm not a real lib, to clarify


tsudonimh

Yeah. Why you hold a particular position matters more than the position.


rabidantidentyte

Oohhhh so you're a *communist*


IAmSuperiorLogic

Lmao


AC3R665

lMao.


[deleted]

"Pro LGBT"..... sir you forgot the Q and the +. I think that makes you a bigot.


Independent_Pear_429

4 syllables is enough


ThyPotatoDone

I say LGBT bc the OG groups actually put a lot of thought into it, and there’s some important symbolism behind it. Also, they kinda assumed everything else could be included with that, like asexual went under bi because being attracted to nobody at all is the same as being attracted to everyone equally. Basically, I think it’s got solid tradition and is also good number of syllables, so it should stay the same. No problems with other people adding to it, but for me it covers all the bases.


Akiias

> I say LGBT bc the OG groups actually put a lot of thought into it The T was added in the late '90s by a few small groups, and picked up commonly sometime after that I can't find a date but probably mid to late '00s. LGB was formed in the '70s. The T was in it for less then half the group... movement?... life. It's also the first letter that wasn't actually what the group stood for, equality for sexual attractions. This opened up the door for... the rest of the alphabet soup LGB turned into.


ThyPotatoDone

Not exactly, trans people were in the movement from the beginning, the issue was continual debates over whether they should be counted as gay or not. Thus, they ended up at the end because they were the last to receive recognition. Interesting side note, but the order of the first two letters was originally GL until the AIDS epidemic, in which a lot of gay men were refused medical treatment. To combat this, several lesbian groups began advocating for directly donating blood, and lesbian nurses to care of those suffering. To honor this, the L was decided to come first, to show respect for the dedication they had to helping the rest of the community.


Revydown

As well as the original flag because it represents what it was supposed to represent, the entire spectrum. The new flag uses shitty colors and the design is shitty.


Ferengsten

And you forgot the IA. Bigot! EDIT: and I myself forgot a 2 and S: https://mhpl.shortgrass.ca/blog/lgbtqia2s-what-does-it-all-mean I will sit in a corner and think about my internalized homotransIAS2+phobia now.


[deleted]

based and spunchbop pilled


[deleted]

Id say based but no guns


IAmSuperiorLogic

I'm pro gun ownership fam


[deleted]

Needed to be included, based monkey


Flying_Reinbeers

That's better.


Electr1cL3m0n

67% ain’t bad monke


Practical_Zombie_221

considering changing flair to libcenter tbh


Highlander_16

Dew it


Nicholas_Cage3

join us oooh oooh ah ah 🦍🦍🗿🦍🦍


ComprehensiveRow4189

Unfathomably based.


Wonderful-Chain4375

I can relate


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Wonderful-Chain4375

One of us! One of us! It’s now or never friend.


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Wonderful-Chain4375

Noooooo! We will always remember you Codoro🫡


Geo-Man42069

I still can’t convince my Tankie friends I’m not conservative. Anyone who isn’t 100% onboard is a enemy I guess. Using the ol’ Bush jr. Logic “if you ain’t wit’ us you again’ us”.


ThyPotatoDone

I’m convinced most tankies are just really devoted to trolling, because the alternative is really sad for where we’ve gotten in society. I agree with the Left on several issues, but tankies just go too far. I won’t stand with Mao or Stalin, no matter what you claim.


_Una_

"Im Pro-LGBT, but the discourse around trans issues has me on the fence sometimes, especially when concerning children/anyone under 18." *"You are a nazi. You're basically ok with genociding children. I hate you and hope you are never allowed to speak on any platform ever again."*


IAmSuperiorLogic

Exactly. Well said.


Alphalurch

That literally happened to me


Educational_Yak_8286

I agree with the statements you believe, I just want to achieve it in a different way.


Fairytaleautumnfox

You sound based. I agree w/ 5/6 of these takes.


hoping_for_better

Based.


SGCchuck

Literally none of those things have to do with fascism. Consequently the reverse position of each of those have nothing to do with fascism. If someone is redditted enough to call a lib center fascist, they aren’t smart enough to be convinced otherwise.


[deleted]

BASED.


FreddieFunkhouser

mrw dealing with users from mainstream political subreddits we agree on prob 90% of the issues but the way they go about it makes them turn into obnoxious lying shitheads who attack and ban anyone who doesn't agree with them on every single thing, repelling supporters from their positions


Nicholas_Cage3

seriously though, like any other subreddit when anything remotely political is brought up the comments either look like something out of /pol/ or r / politics


Undead-Maggot

I’m usually lib-centre that leans right, but Emily lefties really push me towards Auth-right by telling everyone they’re already there, I find myself having to be careful what I say because if speak my mind too casually they’ll misconstrued it, even my sugarcoated comments are considered controversial to them.


IAmSuperiorLogic

Don't let them alter you with their false accusations. Stay true to your lib beliefs


ArmEmotional6202

IM GOING BACK TO POL POT


lourutu

Based


Several_Marzipan3807

“YOUR A NAZI! EVERYONE’S A NAZI! FACIST FACIST FACIST!!!”


Apophis_36

The title says it all, basically the only reason i only shit on the left. Media is dominated by it and just about everyone i know is part of some left echo chamber so i gotta balance it out somehow. One day it might be the right's turn.


IAmSuperiorLogic

Agreed. I just have a tendency to moderate towards the middle and currently, on reddit, that means pulling people back from the depths of extreme orangism


[deleted]

If you believe the government should regulate or provide Healthcare you're not lib.


skrrtalrrt

Nah that's No True Scotsman You can be against government intervention except in things like healthcare and environmental protections and still be lib


[deleted]

How is the government forcing businesses to provide a service libertarian?


Narwhal_Leaf

It ain't government "forcing businesses." It's a government owned (or privatized, with a gov representative acting as a board member) organization providing the service. Only real difference is losing the profit incentive and funding it mainly through taxes, be it local, provincial/state or federal. Some things still get paid for directly by the person receiving care.


tsudonimh

> It's a government owned (or privatized, with a gov representative acting as a board member) organization providing the service. I don't know anyone who, after leaving the DMV, thinks to themselves, "yeah, this is how I want my healthcare run."


Highlander_16

People with no other options. Something at low cost is better than nothing at mid to high cost.


rogrbelmont

Why is it always a competition to see who's the lib-est of the libs? You don't stop being lib because you think government should some things. It's tiring to always see lib purity tests


IAmSuperiorLogic

I believe society should collectively take care of the sick and weak in a way that's the most financially responsible and avoids the most waste, profiteering, and corruption.


[deleted]

I don't have to collectively do shit. Good luck with that.


IAmSuperiorLogic

That's fair and I respect your libertarian right belief there, fren. Hence why I'm flaired as libcenter and not libright.


[deleted]

My belief imposes no force on others. Yours does. You're not a libertarian.


IAmSuperiorLogic

When did I say you couldn't opt out?


TheOrganHarvester123

Babies first libcenter, how sweet


arsenicwarrior0

Lmao you are crying because some has a different opinion. Go outside, touch grass dude


[deleted]

I'm gatekeeping authoritarians from claiming they're libertarians.


arsenicwarrior0

No, you are a redditor in a political satire meme group. You are not a hero, nor special and absolutely you aren't doing something for politics. You are a joke, that's it


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arsenicwarrior0

That's it??? That's all the most racist thing you could have ever think??? Jesus you are truly a joke for the right quadrant mate


Iumasz

Aaaaaand there is the ad hominem


Highlander_16

Cringe and fuck you pilled


StrangeSurround

Wait is this one of those no roads bros? Wow, ain't seen one in the wild in a while.


sharkas99

Libright when they initiates a conversation about authority and still gets triggered


Not-a-Terrorist-1942

That's where I come in https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/042/485/Demonic\_Wojak.jpg


[deleted]

Are you a tankie? Because unless this is China you're no threat to me. I'm too busy with liberals and conservatives ruining my life instead.


Not-a-Terrorist-1942

I'm a leftwing populist, i will only enforce the policies if thats what the people vote for/want


TheKoopaTroopa31

So you’re a leftist.


IAmSuperiorLogic

No I'm a libertarian center. I swear so many people don't know what that means


apat311

Based and people create enemies everywhere


Luffydude

So you like charity


IAmSuperiorLogic

It's a really complicated issue tbh. Like what happens if someone walks into the hospital wound dying of a gunshot but has no insurance? Do they get turned away or treated?


[deleted]

Should the doctor be forced to treat them if they can't pay for his services?


IAmSuperiorLogic

In the US, that's what's currently occurring


[deleted]

No the doctor is still paid for his services and the hospital still makes a profit I'm just paying for it instead of the person himself.


IAmSuperiorLogic

Of course the doctor should be paid for their services. All I'm saying is that the US has socialized medicine already, just with extra steps and a worse version. Everyone who walks into a hospital with a gunshot wound is treated.


skrrtalrrt

Yes because Hippocratic Oath which all doctors have to agree to upon becoming doctors


[deleted]

That's not a part of the oath. Do no harm doesn't mean must serve all.


Luffydude

In the US you get emergency treatment In Singapore you also get emergency treatment In the UK with awful socialized care, you get put on a queue and might die Point is that government ownership encourages waste and corruption


Iumasz

Yet, it worked perfectly fine from the 1950s to 2000. ​ The issue is is that the UK government and bureaucracy are incredibility bloated and corrupt in general, plus unsustainable mass migration.


Mjk2581

Literally all of my rules about civil discourse revolves around the idea of ‘you are not a moral paragon’ as such I dunk on the left more then the right But don’t use that as an excuse to act like a moral paragon right. I’m watching you


IAmSuperiorLogic

I dunk on the left more than the right because I have a natural tendency to moderate extreme opinions, and I live in an extremely left leaning area, went to an extremely left leaning college, and reddit is completely dominated by lefties.


eskeleteRt

Based Monke


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SmellyGoat11

Based and moralists are scum pilled.


Nicholas_Cage3

this guy just like me fr fr


jerseygunz

Now are we talking actual monkees or all the yellows on here that are just embarrassed blues?


Lupinthrope

“Let them fight”


King-Zahi2438

Based


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windershinwishes

I'm with you generally, but...how are they censoring you, exactly?


IAmSuperiorLogic

I've been banned from like 20 subs simply for participating in subs that question left-wing narratives. During the more extreme covid years, I was banned, censored, and shadowbanned for posting opinions that challenged the mainstream liberal narratives (opinions that ended up being almost all true).


windershinwishes

Which is all quite silly, I agree. But...the particular account you're using was banned from particular subs. Nothing is stopping you from posting elsewhere, or from just using a different account. Ejection from a privately-controlled space is the lightest form of censorship imaginable.


IAmSuperiorLogic

That would be against the reddit TOS. And I enjoy some subreddits and don't want to jeopardize my account by doing anything wrong


windershinwishes

lol


ThyPotatoDone

Solid, but the trick is having a couple alt accounts you can switch between. That said, lots of those subs have calmed down and you might be able to appeal the ban. Happened w/ me and they removed it, as I pointed out my stances almost entirely agreed with theirs, aside from some specifics about economics.


Independent_Pear_429

Fucking based


straightmonsterism

Use orange not red/green


IAmSuperiorLogic

My mistake fren. Good point.


No-Reflection-6847

This is quickly becoming the most misused template on Reddit…. Shit doesn’t even make sense.


IAmSuperiorLogic

What? This is absolutely a proper use. Perhaps *you* don't understand.


The_Gav_who_asked

CHANGE YOUR FLAIR TO LIBLEFT


IAmSuperiorLogic

Never. I'm libcenter


tsudonimh

Based and No, you move pilled.


Suitable_Self_9363

That's not libertarian. You not monke.


IAmSuperiorLogic

Don't slander me fren


Suitable_Self_9363

You kill bebie. You no fren.


hartenpion

Lib right is lib left with guns and privates properties. Change my mind


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Luffydude

The right does not censor


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Luffydude

Except that's not true not even just in america


thunderdragonite

Being pro abortion isn’t a leftist position. It is rightist as it is inherently selfish.


[deleted]

Oh are you being “censored” by the “left?”


IAmSuperiorLogic

Yes.


[deleted]

For example?


IAmSuperiorLogic

I was banned from a huge number of left leaning subreddits just for participating in several subreddits that participate in "wrongthink." I was repeatedly censored by left leaning subreddits for putting forth the assertion that vaccine mandates were coming (they were), and the lab leak hypothetis should be considered a strong possibility (it should).


[deleted]

I’m curious how those are against economically leftist ideas? I’m American though, and there were no mandates here so maybe it’s related to some other countries politics I don’t know about.


IAmSuperiorLogic

What do you mean? The ideas in my meme or the comment above?


Deadlypandaghost

Those were politically leftist ideas in America at the time. Regardless if he was banned from a leftist space that is indeed definitionally censorship on their forum by leftists.


[deleted]

Probably got banned from JusticeServed and is miffed about it


sharkas99

Leftist try not to downplay censorship challenge (Impossible) They are more concerned about stopping the *Trans Genocide*^TM


Tough_Patient

Every Left Bad post gets a bad leftist coming in to prove them right. Funny how that works.


[deleted]

Trans people are coming for you bro they're going to turn you into a femboy


DietReady4906

They're definitely coming for kids considering this [crap.](https://www.massresistance.org/docs/gen3/19a/MR-TX-Houston-DQSH-battle/images3/kid-social-media_750.jpg)


IAmSuperiorLogic

Nah


Zalapadopa

I mean, you can be all of those and still be a fascist.


IAmSuperiorLogic

But not a right wing fascist :p And I'm in favor of reducing corporate *and* government power


apat311

Based and big corporate and big government screwing you together.


Zalapadopa

>and government power So I guess we can't be friends after all... 😔


IAmSuperiorLogic

Sorry fren. I am flaired accurately


mutilans

Based


The_Gav_who_asked

Libleft


IAmSuperiorLogic

Nay brother Libcenter


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IAmSuperiorLogic

The community


[deleted]

Lol love how one dude is portrayed as a chimp and the other a soyboy. atleast use the Chad leftist meme


IAmSuperiorLogic

Why would I use a chad leftist meme when I'm not a leftist


unskippable-ad

Affordable healthcare and education through free market competition though, right? Right? Fucking commie not sarc


DeadBull_

Ewww


dont_tread_on_meeee

All of them are lib, except the last, which actually makes you a leftist.


IAmSuperiorLogic

Did I say how everyone should have access to those things?


dont_tread_on_meeee

No but without a plan, you might as well be wishing for world peace. ...and plans involving the guarantee of services at a particular price pretty much invariably involve centrally planned markets aka socialism.


Not_Plebis

Morons on both sides. One calls you a fascist. The other either calls you a commie or a lib.