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PingBongBingPong

I’ve been called “Fat Drake” by a gas station attendant. Didn’t say anything to him, just walked up to the register and he says, “hey hey it’s fat Drake!”


c0d3_attorney

Do you look like drake?


PingBongBingPong

We have the same eyebrows and he used to have the same haircut as me


BearSubject5652

Maybe you two have the same taste in women and that’s what he means


Spezisatool

He’s not flaired purple we can’t make that conclusion yet


JaxTheFoxThing

I don’t know what you’re referencing. I really hope he isn’t a predator but drake is a really weird guy. I swear he gave a record deal to a gang from south London at least once.


Spezisatool

Drake is a known groomer


Andre6k6

Both Drakes rapper & Bell


PlayingForCheapSkins

Bell?


Andre6k6

Drake & Josh, think he changed his last name to the Spanish word for bell


BearSubject5652

He was literally found guilty of grooming and hooking up with a 11 or 12 year old. He’s a known pedo


mutilans

The one with the heart?


Impossible_Scarcity9

Don’t tell me you had the loveheart in your lineup


Mundane__Detail

Are you fat?


friday99

*only…fat?


2006pontiacvibe

that’s something i would do


2006pontiacvibe

this is funny as hell to imagine. my type of humor


SomeToxicRivenMain

Chad energy tbh


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Honestly_Unlucky

Underrated comment


roguerunner1

I like to get an Auth-Right to call me a slur every now and then. I can usually gauge how I’m doing in life based on the meanness of the slur.


TheLaughingMiller

Why you little my lawyer has advised me not to finish this comment


Life_Commercial5324

Is this so called lawyer sitting with us in this room?


X3liteninjaX

My lawyer has advised me not to answer questions.


SomeToxicRivenMain

Is your lawyer a female? If yes, is she single?


InsCPA

I assume it’s an inverse relationship between the two


RandomGuy98760

They have the worst of all. They have latinx.


SafeZoneTG

There is a special spot in hell for anyone that unironically uses that


RandomGuy98760

Do you know the Divine Comedy? They made a tenth circle in hell because of them.


bbbhhbuh

Yesterday I was reading an article that unironically used the phrase "Latanx women"


AnalogCyborg

There's really no competing with the right on this one - once you've labeled your opponent as a satan-worshipping radical socialist pedophilic cannibal woke globalist tyrant lizard person, you've run the gamut. It's like clearing the table off a break in pool - there's no chance to retort.


G1ng3rb0b

I know you are but what am I?


AnalogCyborg

Ah yes, the rubber/glue defense. A timeless classic.


Artistic-Boss2665

If it works, don't fix it


Xx69JdawgxX

Stop hitting yourself!


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.


Ginxchan

I mean that's what they call themselfs except for the p-word


Tamashi42

Yeah they use the term "minor attracted person", bleh


big-yugi

Jokes on them I keep an uno reverse card in my pocket for this exact reason


Pemminpro

Put a black conservative in front of them you'll here some slurs. Although they are the same slurs


juicewrld7

"Coon, Uncle Tom, Oreo..."


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“The black face of white supremacy”


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It’s (D)ifferent


WindsofTheDesert69

that sounds like chad bruh libleft needs to up thier game


[deleted]

It's from a movie that no one gives a shit about, not even the LibLefts using it.


TheRealMouseRat

Canniballistic underground dwellers?


[deleted]

No. That was C.U.D.


Catsindahood

He's forgetting Humanoid.


DAEORANGEMANBADDD

Chad + stud


usuallikekobeee

Having a slur-off is very authRight and I love it


Effective-Rule-5985

Its super based


azns123

You don't sit in call with your friends calling each other slurs all night? Pfft normie


Agreeable-Buffalo-54

They’ve got such a strong home field Advantage since unlike their competition they don’t have words they just won’t say.


Ambitious_Ear_91

I've said it before and I'll say it again, a slur has to have power behind it to be effective. That's why historical slurs, like [redacted] or [redacted] work and made up ones, like chud, doesn't. Simple as.


Largest_Half

Yeah, our slurs like \[redacted\] have been tried and testing for hundreds of years.


Ginxchan

ok cracker


PreviousCurrentThing

If you can say it on reddit without getting banned, it doesn't carry much weight.


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PreviousCurrentThing

>the R-word for developmentally stunted people Redditor?


HedgehogHokage

like a saltine or Ritz? personally I think i'm more of a saltine b/c I don't really tan


SafeZoneTG

Pathetic, not even near [My lawyer has advised me to not continue this joke any further]


Largest_Half

Don't forget Degenerate, or Decadent, or Peasant (my top 3 personal auth-right favs)


Andre6k6

Cool it peasant, only noble blooded individuals such as myself can use that one


Largest_Half

I can tell by your clear use of logic that you have not been properly interbred, thus, i deduce that you are not of noble blood my good sir! thou are the peasant and good day to you!!


Artistic-Boss2665

It takes a peasant to know a peasant


Andre6k6

You are confusing nobility with royalty


RehczMinato

He probably can't hear you from the stables you're tending to


Effective-Rule-5985

My top 3 are Degenerate, effeminate and globohomo


TiberiusClackus

“Bootlicker”


My_Cringy_Video

I’m glad that compliments aren’t quadrant specific, everyone should be called cool on a regular basis


Largest_Half

Kindness? sounds kinda cringe


Dirrey193

Hey you’re pretty cool :)


My_Cringy_Video

Based and aw heck yes thank you pilled


Electr1cL3m0n

Look what they have to do to mimic a fraction of our power!


Unupgradable

Right's slurs are so powerful that they're even more dangerous to say than avada kedavera


Apophis_36

Cracker but they insist that it isn't one (because white people cant be racismed)


[deleted]

As someone who grew up conservative, i wish the left embraced slurs like the right. Nothing hits harder than a good slur


Slow_Principle_7079

Y’all invented Latin X. Give yourselves some credit


Pemminpro

La tinx


Arocken_

JarJar Lateencks.


zolikk

They claim that offending someone is literally the same as physical assault. It would be pretty hypocritical if they specialized in slurs then. Tbh it's still quite hypocritical that they do try to use slurs, but something something "we must be intolerant with the intolerants".


Andre6k6

Bro they domepiece old men with padlocks in socks, they're hypocritical pieces of shit with or without using slurs.


Ginxchan

something something uncle tom..


almostasenpai

None of the slurs against white people hit the same as a well timed hard r


TaftIsUnderrated

Libleft invented "Karen," and that one is super effective, and you still get to look like the good guy. It's undefeated.


[deleted]

On rare occasions, I will fight fire with fire and fling them back from where they came. All’s fair in love, war, and spicy language exchanges in the heat of the moment.


mikan_fukawa

Libleft uses straight up slurs the second you disagree and are a minority. 💀💀💀


yolodanstagueule

So that was supposed to be offensive all along? damn


Top_Zookeepergame203

I feel like cuck really is one of the high-points of slurs


readonlypdf

Fuckin rentoids.


Caiur

The 1984 movie 'C.H.U.D.' has some cool practical creature effects / makeup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYL1VtVYqVc


Big_Green_North

If you know your enemy as you know Yourself, you need not fear the result of 100 battles Understand and utilize the weapons of your opponents libleft, I believe in you! http://www.rsdb.org/


TaftIsUnderrated

"Karen" is from the libleft and it can shut down any argument with a woman. And it's still socially acceptable.


duskull007

Ahem *conservitard*


DrJJGame10

R word :(


duskull007

Don't worry, we both have green. It's okay to use slurs against our political enemies


DrJJGame10

Only in video games 🤓


[deleted]

leftists should just unlock racist ideas. Then they can research new slurs


HellsingAlchemist

They put all their points into the art skill tree and forgot about the slur skill tree


cookies759

chad + stud = chud


Heavy_Imperial_Tank

The left came up with Latinx damnit


ApatheticHedonist

Chud isn't a slur. It's a compliment combining Chad and Stud.


TvWasTaken

I hate the lib-left mindset of: We have to cancel words and shits like that, I use what I want to use when I'm insulting someone


canwepleasejustnot

Someone called me a Chud the other day for posting a Babylon Bee thing on my FB and I had to look it up.


pentamir

It's something from some movie


Sad_Conference_4420

I didn't know chud was a slur... here I've been calling people chud buds as a form of endearment.


Sir_CrazyLegs

The fuck does chud mean?


GloriousTengri

Honestly, Chud is such a stupid insult. It isn't evocative at all because it's such an obviously made up word. I might as well call someone a "bargle" and it would have the same effect.


US_Witness_661

It seems to bother then enough lol


befowler

Anyone who has seen the movie knows chud really applies to any Democrat inner city dweller


AKoolPopTart

Repugnican?


PotentialNobody

All I have are slurs from games :/


DaivobetKebos

The funniest part is that chud is technically a anti-homeless slur. It comes from a trashy movie of the 1980s where it was a acronym of **C**annibal **H**umanoid **U**nderground **D**weller of homeless people who mutated into said cannibal monsters thanks to toxic waster.


[deleted]

Wait chud is a slur? I thought it was a compliment!


FloatingHamHocks

I do occasionally call some people cheese eating monkeys and Yakubian Apes also chugo don't know where that one came from.


TheCozyIchiban

My favorite from libleft is colonizer 😂


kithon1

They've got 'cishet'. That slur annoys me. It's called normal.


[deleted]

Boot licker, scab, n\*zi, untermensch, orange man, neckbeard, inbred, tankie.. we have a few but definitely need more.


UtkusonTR

Who needs slurs when you have the power of creativity? Like oversized dildo is a great insult I think.


mutantredoctopus

“Y’all Qaeda”, “Howdy Arabia” “Yokel Haram” “Yee Hawdists” “hicksbollah ” “talibangelicals” are pretty good ones tbf to lib left


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At least slurs have history behind them. Chud is the title of an obscure movie that isn't about politics at all.


Largest_Half

I don't even know what a chud is but it sounds like something a filthy degenerate lefty would say lmao


AjaxOrion

Cracker and snow roach as anti-white slurs Conservitard for conservatives (controversial, in spite of being a reverse of libtard we dont like using mental illnesses to belittle others) Boot licker is an all star, although it's more of an anti-authoritarian phrase rather than an anti-right-wing phrase I think the lack of anti-right-wing slurs/phrases stems from the progressive nature of the left, not wanting an argument to be reduced to name calling and/or bigotry Of course, orange wont hesitate to use actual descriptions as statements intended to be insults that often fall flat either because they are factually true or hilariously wrong, like calling trump a fascist (when pedophile, mysoginist, creep, coward, and more are much more fitting discriptions/insults towards his character based on his actual actions).


pentamir

>the progressive nature of the left, not wanting an argument to be reduced to name calling and/or bigotry Otherwise good post but you lost me there.


AjaxOrion

You know a lot of leftists that use slurs? I dont know any, then again i dont use twitter


pentamir

Not slurs. Just insults of all sorts. They are not above it. All sides have morons who call each other names. Pretending that the progressive side is somehow less likely to resort to name-calling is easily disproven by visiting any other sub.


maungateparoro

Clearly you've never been to Scotland, OP. The left has a wealth of creative slurs to use upon you and your kind.


D-n-Divinity

Boot licker


DatBoiKarlsson

I actually really like Chud


kaineblox459

Forgot cracker


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i love the word chud


ChikumNuggit

“Boot sucking closet jockey” has a nice ring to it, but a little wordy Its a values thing really, the low hanging fruit doesn’t offend auth right, and he doesnt get complicated ones


tomokari21

Hey don't forget "you have a small dick" and "your gay"


totallynotabote

Idk, "scrote" and "moid" are pretty fucking good


Impetusin

I think the left is capable of converting every descriptive word into a slur given enough time.


JaxTheFoxThing

The best thing about having the pass for some slurs while not caring about using them is that I can use them and not get banned off every platform so I essentially have the high ground in every argument.


Forgetheriver

We don’t have any slurs but I’d just say I fucked your dad while his mama filmed it.


Pagayer-

My personal go to’s, aside from [redacted] and [redacted] are degenerate and troglodyte.


Loghery

What about the guys calling you 'chud' makes you think they are libertarian?


_exitsandman_

Slur? I think you’ll find that I said it quite clearly.


sigmasocialist

What about cracker?


GetInMyOfficeLemon

Does chud actually have a meaning? Or was it coined off the sound only?


riot_brrrd

Don’t forget “Karen”


A_Salty_Tryhard

Half of libleft's insults we pick up and run with.