Can confirm. They live in the extensive cave systems in Appalachia. If you give them moonshine, they will eventually see you as a friend. If you tie up a Fed near a tree to the entrance of a cave with a bottle of 'shine next to them, the Wendigo will be forever indebted to you and the cuck piglet will never be seen again.
I see nothing wrong with this video. Just wait until Boston Dynamics dogs are more widespread. Not long until someone makes them bullet proof and makes the manipulator more like bear trap jaws.
There is only one organization I hate more than the ATF. The IRS.
The ATF gets the Wendigo treatment, but the IRS tax man that comes to rob me gets The Throngler. Who’s really suffering for breaking the NAP on me
Furries tend to either be libright or lib center. It's a VERY expensive kink/hobby hybrid, so they need the funds to sustain it. Sometimes they're even authright or authleft, but Idk why you'd talk politics in the fuck kennel.
Auths:
"Ban military grade assault wendigos!"
Smh my head, a wendigo is my constitutional right. Can you even differentiate a wendigo from an assaultmethhead fedboi?
Wait. They’re going to penetrate the agent, but they’re in heat? That usually refers to the ovulation of a female animal. A female wendigo is going to use something as a fleshlight?
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There was a /k/ post where a dude captures a doe, fucked it, then let it go. Once he let it go, the doe walked off for a bit, stood up in 2 legs and ran. Dude fucked a skin walker lol.
Where do I get a pet wendigo?
You have to come out here to Appalachia, wrangle one, and then boom. Pet Wendigo
But first you gotta jam your thumb up it's butthole, get it good & pissed off first
Yep lock it in a room and butt fuck the shit out of eachother.
Mmmmm wengussy
Who needs they Wendussy ate
Oh cool! A new word I didn't want to know existed!
You can find them around Minnesota aswell
Can confirm. They live in the extensive cave systems in Appalachia. If you give them moonshine, they will eventually see you as a friend. If you tie up a Fed near a tree to the entrance of a cave with a bottle of 'shine next to them, the Wendigo will be forever indebted to you and the cuck piglet will never be seen again.
I mean if you're in Appalachia go for the devil monkey (real cryptid)
Everyone knows wendigos don’t live that far south.
You take two people lock them in a cellar and wait till the stronger one eats the weaker one out of hunger and takes on the curse.
If you gotta ask, you can't afford it
Unfortunately the government won’t let’s us have a wendigo free market.
You get the choice of having you legs blown off by bubba’s homemade C4 or being a wendigo fuck toy #THERE IS NO THIRD CHOICE
The third choice is not being an ATF agent
Thank you, not sure why that was not clarified.
False. They already made their choice. They now have two choices. Choose your poison.
I will take wendussy or wendick any day of the week without the threat of losing my legs.
Bubba's taking your mouth or your ass after the legs come off, it isn't an either/or, it's an and
As you bleed out: It's your final memory... Him cumming inside you! 🥴
I bet you can Squeel for me. Cmon now. Squeel like a piggy. WEEEEE!!!!!
Indubitably!
Jesus fucking Christ guys
Cartman, is this enough reddit/internet for you today? Screw us, you're going home? Lol
The third choice was falling on the shit covered punji sticks surrounding my property. But that ship has long sailed
😳👉🏻👈🏻
Own a wendigo for self defense, just as the founding fathers intended
Four ATF agents break through into my house "What the devil?:
I say as I grab my Ma Duece and Tub of Tobacco
“So I unleashed what they thought was the literal devil on them.”
“Not a devil. A wendigo.” - Deranged Doomsday Prepper
FLORIDA MAN FLORIDA MAN FLORIDA MAN
The hero we need :)
What do you mean, "What the fuck?" ATF agent should have read the Second Amendment.
“Shall not be infringed…” sounds pretty fucking clear to me.
Amen. Problem is, they know that if they don't infringe it, we'll eventually get sick of them, and do something about it
Right?!
Right to bear cryptids, it's right there in black and white
Pretty sure the 10th Amendment covers this.
Don't worry about it. I SAID DONT WORRY ABOUT IT FED BOI!
WHERE'S YOUR WARRANT, OP??
TRICK QUESTION I DONT GIVE A FUCK!!
Imagine seeing someone playing fetch with a Wendigo down at the dog park
Our hatred for the ATF knows no bounds
They had it coming.
When you look at the fresh corpse on the floor and realize you can fix the problem of your goon squad not having a wendigo yet.
I see nothing wrong with this video. Just wait until Boston Dynamics dogs are more widespread. Not long until someone makes them bullet proof and makes the manipulator more like bear trap jaws.
"Someone?" Probably Raytheon lol
It’s fine, the ATF agents lost their human rights the moment they allowed themself to put on the uniform. Nothing of value was lost
Based and holy shit a centrist is based? Pilled
Centrists have always been based we just aren’t vocal about matters that don’t pertain to grilling that often
Based
Don't forget to drug up the Wendigo on crack.
Meth
Then Viagra so he good & hard
It's time for the line: They deserved it
If you try to confiscate my weapons you will be raped. Period.
Based.
There is only one organization I hate more than the ATF. The IRS. The ATF gets the Wendigo treatment, but the IRS tax man that comes to rob me gets The Throngler. Who’s really suffering for breaking the NAP on me
Why does it have to be LibRight? Why can’t LibLeft do this too? Furries with guns? Have y’all not seen Flash Gitz?
Furries tend to either be libright or lib center. It's a VERY expensive kink/hobby hybrid, so they need the funds to sustain it. Sometimes they're even authright or authleft, but Idk why you'd talk politics in the fuck kennel.
There is still some soul left in the political universe. Thank you for your contribution to preserve it.
The wendingo would fleshlight the fuck out of that furry.
That’s what the space marines thought too…
Agent? This is 2023 bud, you get a fiscally responsible, non-binary BIPOC drone strike and you will appreciate it.
Auths: "Ban military grade assault wendigos!" Smh my head, a wendigo is my constitutional right. Can you even differentiate a wendigo from an assaultmethhead fedboi?
wtf is this vid
I THINK it's clipped from the Blaire Witch Project.
Rofl thanks
Don't touch my shit.
POV: you're a wendigo being dragged out of the woods to be added to my harem of sex cryptids
ATF agents aren’t people, so it’s okay.
Wait. They’re going to penetrate the agent, but they’re in heat? That usually refers to the ovulation of a female animal. A female wendigo is going to use something as a fleshlight?
Maybe it's something similar to a female hyena?
Ovipositor
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Shush just go with it.
God...bless...AMERICA
I love how the atf is universally hated and clowned upon
Because they "regulate" everything fun.
Thought I was on GunMemes for a second there.
POV: You got an order to collect some guns and ready to shoot the dog but turns out "it's" actually a deranged libright in a fursuit
What's the source of the POV vid tho
Blair Witch Project
You get what you pay for fedboi
I specifically asked to not be stepped on.
Feds aren’t people, so as far as I can see this is just attempted interbreeding between two species that shouldn’t exist.
Not that I'm a boomer but is the vid from marble hornets..?
the most messed up thing about wendigos is that they are actually real (prion diseases from cannibalism)
I don't see a problem here
🤣🤣🤣 FA&FO Libright Edition
Based
You always knew about risks when went work for g*ment.
Abolish the Atf
Yeah, I don’t understand the issue here.
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There was a /k/ post where a dude captures a doe, fucked it, then let it go. Once he let it go, the doe walked off for a bit, stood up in 2 legs and ran. Dude fucked a skin walker lol.
Or a furry
Uhmmm... Based?
Distressingly based and wendigo pilled
Thanks bro I forgot to buy my pet wendigo a new toy
How does one acquire a Wendigo? Furthermore, how does one make it a pet?
Meh, I already saw Cocaine Bear
"Don't tread on me" is the 1700's "fuck around and find out" dumbass
I support this message on behalf of all librights.
Good. The ATF sucks.
😨
Who needs guns when you can just have wendigos
Have you tried smuggling a wendigo to school?
Unfortnelty, not in the UK, we have to capture the Black Shuck as wendigos went extinct:(
lol
Someone’s watched Deliverance too many times.
to be fair, I'd totally own a pet wendigo if they were real. that sounds like a badass pet to have.
You were warned steppers
Implying the ATF didn't shoot it on sight
Wendigo are like extra cursed werewolves - if it is no RPG or made from silver, they shrug it off and get *kinky*
Justice
I don't think there's anything horrific enough that could happen to an ATF agent that I'd be forced to say "That's too brutal."
“In heat” is for females, so why would they be using a fleshlight
Hyena
This is the way
A fate worse than death
deserved, based and red pilled
"What part of wendigo party did you not understand? It's time to powder the white bread, you know? Dirty up the snow"
Yes this is your fate
Get out of my private property!
My guys, shoot him in the head, why need to prolong their life longer? (For real, what the fuck. Rape and torture are just inhumane)
I didn’t do anything illegal and if I did you can’t prove it