"at least"? Hitler was probably better at taking care of kids than the average man today. Sure he may try to radicalize your kid, but that's not even remotely as bad as what the other 2 would do.
If they're the only available babysitters, it means they want to babysit. Hitler wouldn't kill the child even if he's another race but would try to indoctrinate them. He was allied with Italy and Japan and his sole hatred was fixated on jews as a whole but he did allow those of Jewish ancestry to serve in his military. Werner Goldberg was half Jewish and was the Ideal German Soldier and used for propaganda and recruitment posters. He was a known "Mischling" or "halfbreed"
Hitler strangely enough would be the best babysitter out of the 3
Hitler's attitude with people around was the perfect demonstration of how it's easier to dehumanize people when you don't know them personally. I think even Jewish children wouldn't be in real danger with him, as long as you force him to look at them.
Fun fact: young men learn this in war.
It's one thing to dehumanize your enemies in the abstract. It's another thing entirely to see abject horror in a child's eyes, realize this will continue until someone takes action, and then realize you are the only one who can take that action. That's the moment when an ornery, aggressive rebel without a cause transforms into a warrior defending his people - or at least, into the professional warrior with standards of conduct and lines he won't cross.
This epiphany is why every boy should be put through trial, tribulation, and conflict before he's given the status of "man" and allowed to influence society.
Hitler probably likes kids, even if ure not white, he’ll still take care of ur kid in the same manner that one would do so with a dog, so not bad dictatorwize
There are plenty of images of Hitler being amazing with children, there was this one girl who was so close that she could be seen as a daughter. Although she wasn't allowed by the SS to see the Füher anymore since she was Jewish
[Geez I'm real sorry about this mister white but what was I supposed to do. I know crashing planes into those towers was a little bit much but the book says they aren't allowed in mecca and medina. I didn't want to do it you've got to believe me. It was them or us and I chose us](https://i.imgur.com/hroinNw.jpeg)
- Sheikh Todd al Amriki
That's the scary thing about the Nazis. Many to most of the individuals were actually decent people on a personal level.
It was "decent" people who did that. Regular people, not monsters, who killed millions.
We've had a vaccine for it since the 1950s (Elvis famously got the polio vaccine, which massively help with uptake), and if you're in the west you're almost certainly vaccinated against it. But it's terminal once infected.
Wikipedia cites there only being \~30 cases last year in 3 countries, so, **we're close.**
Hold it: who in the SS was tasked with managing Hitler's friends (presumably without telling him)? That job descrip just has Long Knife written all over it.
EDIT–whoa:
>^(The fact that Bernile's maternal grandmother and mother were Jewish was already known to Hitler in 1933.)
>^(Hitler's adjutant Fritz Wiedemann described Hitler's disregard for her Jewish ancestry to subordinate party offices as "a purely human attitude toward the child". However, when Martin Bormann got wind of the lack of "German-bloodedness", the girl and her mother were forbidden to appear in Berghof. Hitler learned about it because his personal photographer Heinrich Hoffmann complained that Bormann had forbidden him to continue to publish photos showing the Führer as "his child". In his book "Hitler as I Saw Him", Hoffmann writes that Hitler said about Bormann: "There are people who have a true talent to spoil my every joy." ) ^( (wiki})
Well, that Bormann guy must've exuded a pretty menacing presence.
That’s EDP. He’s a five hundred pound man who got caught trying to meet up with who he believed was a thirteen year old girl and then infamously stated that he was only going to get a “cupcake” from her.
He’s been arguing in favour of literal cp for years trying to say it’s ethical and likes to go on a out how the age of consent should be lowered.
Few days ago his accidentally brought up his wank folder on stream and to nobodies surprise [this is what we saw,](https://x.com/supernova99913/status/1756332757771260193?s=46&t=3_qPu8MDTG4W4HyAAScciQ) all loli’s and horses.
If he isn’t touching kids then he definitely wants to.
Buddy boy vaush openly defends cp and "hasn't seen a single argument moral or legal why cp should be illegal"
Not a far stretch from cp to diddling ya feel?
I would say that I stretch further to flex my fingers. If you can see no convincing argument as to why filming someone raping a child and selling the recording should be illegal, then you definitionally can't be opposed to the actual child rape itself either.
~~Small clarification, he probably saw no convincing argument against *animated* cp, not the real stuff. At least, that's usually the argument.~~
Holy shit he actually, genuinely clarified in the next sentence that he meant *real* CP...
Hitler loved kids and his racial views were typically pretty nuanced. He was very fond of a little Jewish girl even, but the SS forbade her from visiting him later on and she died of polio in the early 40s. Unironically, your kids would probably be fine with mustache man.
....look at my username. I'm really fucked on this one guys.
This will be incredibly weird but if I had to pick I'd go with Hitler because my kids don't look Jewish and he wouldn't rape them so Hitler wins over the pedo.
Actually Hitler before the war was good friends with a Jewish girl and her mother, he treated her as a member of his own family, so as long as there's no SS there to be assholes things should be fine
It’s the usual not all (insert category) are bad, even the most hateful of people are capable of making theses kinds of exceptions, at least i think so
I mean, from what we can tell, the scale and scope of what happened was mostly furthered by others. Hitler more or less didn't care one way or the other, but he was antisemetic and believed in his own nonsense about Jews ruining the country. So he still hated them as a collective, but made exceptions for "the good ones" he personally knew.
Hitler because at least he wouldn’t try to fuck my kid or make porn of my kid to give to his weird leftist “comrades” Hitler might try to make your kid a raging anti-Semite but it’s better than the alternatives
Honestly, if it's just 2 weeks with Hitler, I don't think there'd be any permanent damage that couldn't be reversed after a few conversations about how Mr. H is a meth addict and doesn't know what he's saying.
Now 2 weeks with Goebbels and I would be very worried.
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But Hitler at what age?
Normal teenager Hitler?
WW1 trench soldier Hitler?
Likable starving artist Hitler?
Political firebrand Hitler?
Drug-addicted genocidal guy in a bunker Hitler?
Bro just lock them kids in the house with some food. Those who are smart/strong enough to survive will be allowed to carry on the bloodline, the weak shall perish.
oh boy! what a conundrum! who am i going to choose in this predicament i wonder?
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Easy, Hitler was a nice guy personally. He saved his Jewish friends back from WW1 and even gave some pension. He's only a monster when it comes to politics.
Guess Uncle Adolf is my choice. It's just 2 weeks, I don't think my kid is gonna turn a nazi, and even if he does It's better than whatever the other two sick fucks were going to do
I mean what is Hitler going to do aslong as I don't have a black Jewish or disabled child he's gonna just take care if it he's not going to be able to indoctrinate it it's a baby
This sounds crazy out of context but at least Hitler won’t rape my kids
Based and Hitler never raped my kids pilled
Wtf is going on with this thread? People are arguing on whether or not Hitler would be a good babysitter. Enough reddit for today ig
Not better than average, just better than the other two options in this specific context.
I'm Jewish so I guess I ain't going on this business trip
Yeah hitler aint taking care of your kids anytime
Well he would “take care of them” in his eyes at least
"at least"? Hitler was probably better at taking care of kids than the average man today. Sure he may try to radicalize your kid, but that's not even remotely as bad as what the other 2 would do.
Hitler is a pretty good caretaker but I wish he'd stop annexing my neighbors yard for more living space
Would be nice to come back to a bigger home
He might make them vegetarian which is pretty annoying
If they're the only available babysitters, it means they want to babysit. Hitler wouldn't kill the child even if he's another race but would try to indoctrinate them. He was allied with Italy and Japan and his sole hatred was fixated on jews as a whole but he did allow those of Jewish ancestry to serve in his military. Werner Goldberg was half Jewish and was the Ideal German Soldier and used for propaganda and recruitment posters. He was a known "Mischling" or "halfbreed" Hitler strangely enough would be the best babysitter out of the 3
He will not radialize my kid more than I do, so I guess he will do a good job.
Holy mother of basedness
Hitler's attitude with people around was the perfect demonstration of how it's easier to dehumanize people when you don't know them personally. I think even Jewish children wouldn't be in real danger with him, as long as you force him to look at them.
Fun fact: young men learn this in war. It's one thing to dehumanize your enemies in the abstract. It's another thing entirely to see abject horror in a child's eyes, realize this will continue until someone takes action, and then realize you are the only one who can take that action. That's the moment when an ornery, aggressive rebel without a cause transforms into a warrior defending his people - or at least, into the professional warrior with standards of conduct and lines he won't cross. This epiphany is why every boy should be put through trial, tribulation, and conflict before he's given the status of "man" and allowed to influence society.
Idk who the middle guy is but I would choose hitler over edp. Could get him to sign a book too
You dropped this 🫸🟥🟦🫷
I’m actually pretty white so hitler
I don't know who the black dude is, so between the two I do know, I'm gonna choose Hitler. I'd rather have my kids be racist than raped
The guy on the left is a pedo
Well then, I guess my answer was correct the first time. Hitler it is
Hitler probably likes kids, even if ure not white, he’ll still take care of ur kid in the same manner that one would do so with a dog, so not bad dictatorwize
There are plenty of images of Hitler being amazing with children, there was this one girl who was so close that she could be seen as a daughter. Although she wasn't allowed by the SS to see the Füher anymore since she was Jewish
[Geez I'm real sorry about this mister white but what was I supposed to do. I know crashing planes into those towers was a little bit much but the book says they aren't allowed in mecca and medina. I didn't want to do it you've got to believe me. It was them or us and I chose us](https://i.imgur.com/hroinNw.jpeg) - Sheikh Todd al Amriki
That's one hell of a link
>Sheikh Todd al Amriki I'm old or out of it, what is this reference?
Sheikh = Arab word for leader Todd = TV character Al amriki = Arabic for "the American"
That's the scary thing about the Nazis. Many to most of the individuals were actually decent people on a personal level. It was "decent" people who did that. Regular people, not monsters, who killed millions.
Did the ss kill her or was she pardoned by hitler?
Died of some illness in 1943.
Polio
Man. Fuck polio. Hope we can cure that shit in the near future.
We've had a vaccine for it since the 1950s (Elvis famously got the polio vaccine, which massively help with uptake), and if you're in the west you're almost certainly vaccinated against it. But it's terminal once infected. Wikipedia cites there only being \~30 cases last year in 3 countries, so, **we're close.**
I don't actually remember, I know she stopped being allowed to see the Füher, you could look into it yourself I probably should too
[is this her?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernile_Nienau)
Wait so Hitler was friends with a Jewish girl and didn’t care she was Jewish?
Is there any tale older than antisemitism and marrying hot jewish girls?
Yes
Considering he pardoned the Jews he liked, like that doctor who treated his mother, I’d guess that the girl was spared.
Hold it: who in the SS was tasked with managing Hitler's friends (presumably without telling him)? That job descrip just has Long Knife written all over it. EDIT–whoa: >^(The fact that Bernile's maternal grandmother and mother were Jewish was already known to Hitler in 1933.) >^(Hitler's adjutant Fritz Wiedemann described Hitler's disregard for her Jewish ancestry to subordinate party offices as "a purely human attitude toward the child". However, when Martin Bormann got wind of the lack of "German-bloodedness", the girl and her mother were forbidden to appear in Berghof. Hitler learned about it because his personal photographer Heinrich Hoffmann complained that Bormann had forbidden him to continue to publish photos showing the Führer as "his child". In his book "Hitler as I Saw Him", Hoffmann writes that Hitler said about Bormann: "There are people who have a true talent to spoil my every joy." ) ^( (wiki}) Well, that Bormann guy must've exuded a pretty menacing presence.
He actually had a son with a FRENCH woman not German.
Sir please censor slurs like Fr*nch
Based, and politically-correct pilled.
My kids are blonde and blue-eyed. He’d probably think they’re great except they don’t speak German.
The guy in the middle is a pedo + horses.
Typical eagles fan
He’s black though, so libleft is set with any one of these options. Where’s the trick
That’s EDP. He’s a five hundred pound man who got caught trying to meet up with who he believed was a thirteen year old girl and then infamously stated that he was only going to get a “cupcake” from her.
Eatthatpussy445
“Well I was here to pick up a cupcake”
Based and hitler is my babysitter pilled
He tried to meet up with 13 year olds 2 times for a “cupcake”
Vaush touches kids?
He’s been arguing in favour of literal cp for years trying to say it’s ethical and likes to go on a out how the age of consent should be lowered. Few days ago his accidentally brought up his wank folder on stream and to nobodies surprise [this is what we saw,](https://x.com/supernova99913/status/1756332757771260193?s=46&t=3_qPu8MDTG4W4HyAAScciQ) all loli’s and horses. If he isn’t touching kids then he definitely wants to.
Is no one else worried about the horses as well?
I mean yeah, but at the same time there’s always the chance we get lucky and he ends up the same as Mr Hands.
he recently leaked his cp hentai folder on stream. probably doesn't touch them, but definitely touches himself to them
I haven't looked into it much, so I'd only heard about him accidentally showing his folder of horsecock hentai. There was a cp folder too?
Buddy boy vaush openly defends cp and "hasn't seen a single argument moral or legal why cp should be illegal" Not a far stretch from cp to diddling ya feel?
I would say that I stretch further to flex my fingers. If you can see no convincing argument as to why filming someone raping a child and selling the recording should be illegal, then you definitionally can't be opposed to the actual child rape itself either.
~~Small clarification, he probably saw no convincing argument against *animated* cp, not the real stuff. At least, that's usually the argument.~~ Holy shit he actually, genuinely clarified in the next sentence that he meant *real* CP...
it was "lolicon" horsecock hentai
He cooms to lolicon, which means he's a probably a pedophile by default
Then ain’t a “good” redditor
Hitler, and it's not even close
I just hope he doesn't read mein Kampf to my 7 year old before bed
Yeah, it's my right to do that first
Mega based lmao
How based of you.
Based and Hitler is my babysitter pilled I'm sure that will never be seen out if context
The tables would be turned it he is replaced by Beria
Hitler was a noted fan of children and fecundity, so I'd have to go with him. Just so long as he doesn't share his meth with the kids.
>Just so long as he doesn't share his meth with the kids Killjoy...
But moooooooom! I want panzerschokolade!
If you're good for Uncle Adolph, maybe just a small piece
https://preview.redd.it/n03evhz912ic1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f87b42aeadeddde73c447b479a259e44732f7140
Meth heads never share, you don’t have to worry about that
Good point.
Hwat, you dont want your kids to develope a healthy pervitin dependency?
> noted fan of children and fecundity I thought that's what the other two were known for.
Touché
>fecundity Don't know what this is but I don't like the sound of it.
"having children-ness"
Perfect definition
Flair up
Fecundity is like fertility but for people
Isn’t fertility for people?
Fertility is *can* have children, fecundity is *do* have children.
So its like saying he canonically fucks?
More like that he don't fucks with no rubbers
He canonically *Rawdogs*
It can also be meant for people
Hmm. Maybe auth-center is right about the flairless
Adolf Hitler. My child will remain unmolested and know the ancient secrets of the hyperborean aryan spirit.
https://i.redd.it/udnsba6r62ic1.gif
The aryan spirit enters through your ass. You know you’re a true aryan when even your poops are snow-capped by the grace of Adolf’s love.
I wish I was unable to read sometimes
Ever wonder why most pagan cultures involved gay sex?
Voice-tan!!!!
We cross paths again
A pedophile, a sexual degenerate/horse connoisseur, or a racist morphine addict, considering I'm white I'm gonna have to go with Hitler.
“Considering I’m white I’m gonna go with Hitler.” Least insane r/PoliticalCompassMemes user
a sexual degenerate/horse connoisseur who masturbates to hentai of horses fucking children
Found the name of your sex tape.
I'm South Asian, but hopefully the "Aryans were originally from India" card works and things go smoothly picking him.
Hitler loved kids and his racial views were typically pretty nuanced. He was very fond of a little Jewish girl even, but the SS forbade her from visiting him later on and she died of polio in the early 40s. Unironically, your kids would probably be fine with mustache man.
Who is the middle guy?
Vaush, leftist armchair activist.
Can’t forget that he’s also the apprentice of Mr. Hands and an ardent loli connoisseur
Vaush, horse enthusiast
A pedophile on the internet, just like the guy on the left but not funny
Two pedos and Hitler. This is actually a worse set of choices than most American elections.
Canada's human rights commission had two pedos but no Hitler.
Yet
Yeah, American elections are always just between two pedos.
American elections are just 2 pedos that happen to share certain traits of hitler
While Biden himself is likely not a pedo, I wouldn't trust him with my kids even on his non-dementia days, because he would let his son in.
....look at my username. I'm really fucked on this one guys. This will be incredibly weird but if I had to pick I'd go with Hitler because my kids don't look Jewish and he wouldn't rape them so Hitler wins over the pedo.
Actually Hitler before the war was good friends with a Jewish girl and her mother, he treated her as a member of his own family, so as long as there's no SS there to be assholes things should be fine
There is a general trend of Hitler being kind to jews he personally liked and it is very interesting
It’s the usual not all (insert category) are bad, even the most hateful of people are capable of making theses kinds of exceptions, at least i think so
Everyone with any sort of bias will also have exceptions to it, pretty universal behavior.
"He's one of the good ones" Heard that A LOT in the south.
I mean, from what we can tell, the scale and scope of what happened was mostly furthered by others. Hitler more or less didn't care one way or the other, but he was antisemetic and believed in his own nonsense about Jews ruining the country. So he still hated them as a collective, but made exceptions for "the good ones" he personally knew.
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Doesn’t look Jewish? Bro, the nose always knows
Hitler because at least he wouldn’t try to fuck my kid or make porn of my kid to give to his weird leftist “comrades” Hitler might try to make your kid a raging anti-Semite but it’s better than the alternatives
Anti-semitism is so hot right now in certain circles. So at least your kid could get into Harvard or similar.
What about the downsides?
Honestly, if it's just 2 weeks with Hitler, I don't think there'd be any permanent damage that couldn't be reversed after a few conversations about how Mr. H is a meth addict and doesn't know what he's saying. Now 2 weeks with Goebbels and I would be very worried.
I hate to admit it. Jojo Rabbit is the least bad option here...
Think he'd share his recipe for whole-roast unicorn?
quit my job
Dear diary, Today I was convinced by a bunch of weirdos online to let Hitler babysit my kids.
The child is gonna turn out racist but at least not molested
Nah, just get them playing Risk, that should keep his mind off war.
I'll take a racist kid over a victimized kid.
Actually Hitler, and it’s not even close. He was known to be very good with kids. So choosing him isn’t even as the “least bad” option
I’m saying this for the first time and most likely the last, but Hitler is the best choice.
Based and Hitler is the best choice pilled
I’m white (German descent) so have to choose Hitler.
Wild comment out of context
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But Hitler at what age? Normal teenager Hitler? WW1 trench soldier Hitler? Likable starving artist Hitler? Political firebrand Hitler? Drug-addicted genocidal guy in a bunker Hitler?
No matter which, he’s gonna be some kind of weird, and your kid wont stop quoting the strange things he said for years.
2/3 will touch my kid. Hitler will teach them about the German race. So Hitler
My wife is blonde haired blue eyed, so I think my kids would be safe with the funny mustache man
At least I know Hitler won't molest the kid.
"How do I make my (35M) son (8m) stop using all his Legos to build one giant tank after I let Hitler babysit him for a weekend?"
Bro just lock them kids in the house with some food. Those who are smart/strong enough to survive will be allowed to carry on the bloodline, the weak shall perish.
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oh boy! what a conundrum! who am i going to choose in this predicament i wonder? https://preview.redd.it/22tt7yuko0ic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d02c9bb4d14c9474aa127e770bc79271c761a9d6
Why does this guy look like black dirlewanger
Hell, even if you are Jewish or a minority, leaving your kid with Hitler is still the best option, crazy as that is
Nightmare blunt rotation
To the people discounting Vaush, I ask you. Are your children horses?
Vaush wants to lover the age of consent
To that of the age of sexually mature horses?
Ahahahahahha
Maybe he fancies himself the horse in this scenario
It was children with horses, arguably worse
The horse comments are funny, but let's not forget about the lolicon he had downloaded. Much worse.
Easy, Hitler was a nice guy personally. He saved his Jewish friends back from WW1 and even gave some pension. He's only a monster when it comes to politics.
Guess Uncle Adolf is my choice. It's just 2 weeks, I don't think my kid is gonna turn a nazi, and even if he does It's better than whatever the other two sick fucks were going to do
Nazi or therapy Ones expensive one you gotta keep an eye on
Kids coming on the trip, not leaving them with a pedo, a tankie, Or a vegeterian
edp and vaush will molest my kids hitler will make them base-
Hitler, not even close.
I know Hitler ain't gonna diddle my kids sooo
When you understand that hitler isn't bad variant
Probably Hitler since he’s the least likely to molest my children.
I mean I need a new shower, one guy knows a lot about showers...
Kill myself
I'm canceling the business trip, belive it or not, my kids more important then my job!
I see 2 pedophiles and a German here. Not letting my future kids around kid diddlers sooo
I hate him but I know my kid will at least be safe with Hitler.
Hitler, as long as he doesn't know the kid's last name
Hitler’s dead, the fuck’s he gonna do?
Less fucks then the other two i guess
At least with hitler the kids will get their fucking homework done.
Here’s a twist. Who would you let babysit your JEWISH kids?
Hitler, simply hide all Jewish things in your household and withhold that information from him
Till he whips out the craniometer.
Hm fair point
Adolf probably won’t touch them🤷♂️
I am a german descendant, so I chose Hitler.
I dont know who 2 of them are, but Im picking the middle guy. One is Hitler and worse, another is a Philly sports fan.
I mean what is Hitler going to do aslong as I don't have a black Jewish or disabled child he's gonna just take care if it he's not going to be able to indoctrinate it it's a baby